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According to the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), phobias are one of the most common mental disorders in the U.S. Roughly about 9% of people in the country have specific phobias but it's possible that in reality, this number is even higher because mental disorders are often under-reported in the States due to the stigma surrounding them.

Arachnophobia, or the fear of spiders and other arachnids, is one of the most prevalent phobias. Just the mere sight of a spider can trigger a fear response, and in some cases, even an image of an arachnid or the thought of a spider can lead to feelings of overwhelming fear and panic.

But spiders can creep out regular folks too. Especially when they are caught by surprise.

#1

Spotted A Spider On A Traffic Light The Other Day And Decided To Snap This Cool Pic

Spotted A Spider On A Traffic Light The Other Day And Decided To Snap This Cool Pic

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Petra, princess of Brigid
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That spider is very tactical because flies and other bugs are always flying around traffic lights. Also, what an awesome picture!

Patricia Tornborg
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if she only weaves on the green lights?

Markus Weiler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do the insects "stop" when there is a red phase?

Jackson Floof
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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There's a number of explanations for why phobias develop, including evolutionary and behavioral theories. One of the most common ones for this and similar animal phobias is that such creatures once posed a considerable threat to our ancestors — they lacked the medical know-how and technological tools to address injuries from animals and insects so as a result, evolution contributed to a predisposition to fear these creatures.

But even though there are an estimated 35,000 different species of spiders, only around a dozen pose danger to humans. However, they bring many benefits, too.

"Spiders play an essential part in maintaining ecological balance on earth," Tea, a spider enthusiast and advocate who runs an online project called scienTEAfic, told Bored Panda. "They form a vital link in the global food chain by preying on other invertebrates and small vertebrates, and also providing food for the animals that prey on them as well."

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    #2

    This Spider Hiding In My Garden

    This Spider Hiding In My Garden

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First photo and i have a feeling I'm going to regret clicking the article.....

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    #3

    Perfectly Camouflaged Spider On My Cannabis Plant.

    Perfectly Camouflaged Spider On My Cannabis Plant.

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    Gossameringue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be blunt, looks like he broke the grass ceiling and moved up to a higher life.

    Danieletc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First spider to eat a whole bag of Doritos.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just right of centre :) it took me a bit to find it too!

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    Mark Fuller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more fascinated by the fact that this panda has a cannabis plant!!

    Rens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the common name for this spider is the Green Lynx Spider, Peucetia viridans.

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    #4

    Currently Renovating Our Floors. Seems Everyone Has Come Out Of Hiding

    Currently Renovating Our Floors. Seems Everyone Has Come Out Of Hiding

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume you burned the house down?

    Juliet Hadaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why bother burning down the house when you can use an atomic bomb?

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    Sian Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia. Where nightmares are made.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huntsman spider I think it's called? They eat other spiders for you. Australian house spider lol :D

    Kylie Leanne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huntsman. They are harmless and NOT that big (still make me jump though!)

    Eriu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm wikipedia says they do bite humans sometimes :/

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    Evelína Zlá
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont´ think this is article for me... but gonna check anyway.

    Spaghetti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even touch the part of the screen where the spider is

    KD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greetings from Nopestralia.

    Danieletc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austriala goes "yawn, mate".

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    To put it into context, without spiders, "we would experience insurmountable problems with agricultural failure and disease, to give two high impact examples. Not only this, but spider venom and silk proteins are extremely valuable in medical and technological research and advancement, which is pretty cool!"

    In fact, spider silk is the first thing that comes to mind when Tea thinks of these creatures. "The fact that spiders are capable of producing a material so strong and so flexible, and using it in so many ways continues to blow my mind every day!"

    "Some spin huge round orb webs that they sit and wait for prey to become ensnared in, some craft nets that they will hold with their feet & grab their prey in," the naturalist explained.

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    #5

    She's A Model And A Survivor

    She's A Model And A Survivor

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    Bacon beary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping spiders are the only spider I can live with. I don't know how but they are so cute <3

    Jelly the Bean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! They are suuuper adorable and are practically harmless.

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    Livvy-Rose Richards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous. Also jumping spiders are adorable

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping spiders and common garden spiders (that's what I call them because I only find them in my garden) because they're tiny and Lucas is my only love. There was a wolf spider in my science class once nearly vomited and fainted at the same moment.

    Redhead Mode
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found a black widow in grapes before. Always check your produce!

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    #6

    Took A Photo For Biology Class, Noticed The Spider Sitting On The Seed After School

    Took A Photo For Biology Class, Noticed The Spider Sitting On The Seed After School

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    Amy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually kind of cute. :)

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping spiders make great pets! Can easily keep them a few weeks, feed them, then release...

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    geometric_dolphin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh... cute spider but the clusters of holes make me feel like throwing up :(

    TheWeirdDuckPerson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has tryphobia and arachnophobia this pic is perfect for erm.. social studies🤫

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    #7

    Glove Full Of Spiders

    Glove Full Of Spiders

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of my worst fears - reaching into a glove with spiders inside

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Patrick and Justin, you'll be sleeping in the thumb. Tiffany, Sandra, Olivia - I'm putting you in the first finger. Michael, Robert, Alex - oh, what the heck, choose your own rooms but just keep the noise down"

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And little Toby is clinging to momma's leg, he's waiting for his nightlight ^-^

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    Janine B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are harmless, small and delicate. One of the most common spiders in Germany. No need to worry, just let them be.

    Eriu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I like them, they eat other spiders and bugs and are scared of humans.

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    KD
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grandfather, who was a farmer, died after being bitten by a black widow that had hidden in his glove. He didn't realize he'd been bitten, worked the farm all morning, and his arm was swollen by lunch. I believe he passed the next day.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wreck it Ralph: "my butt is STILL CLENCHED." Same bro.

    LJ Robinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely positively start smashing that glove. I know they are just daddy long legs, but I would still smash them. It'd be reflex.

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    "Some spiders have excellent eyesight, but others are almost blind. Even species with such poor eyesight are able to hunt extremely effectively by using silk to amplify the vibrations of passing prey and enable them to pinpoint exactly where to strike! Some use their silk as little more than a safety line whilst they're out hunting, and some will use their silk to bind together debris from around their hideaway and make a seamlessly camouflaged trapdoor that they lie in wait beneath, ready to spring out at unsuspecting prey as it passes by!"

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    #8

    Play It By Ear

    Play It By Ear

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf I would be running to a hospital making them get it out asap! Who has time for photos?! Imagine the noise 😨

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the person couldn't believe it and asked for a friend to take pictures before deciding to visit a doctor. I'm also imagining the doctor taking pictures (with consent from the patient) to show it around and for their private collection LOL

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, ew, ew nooooooo. F**k that s**t.

    Toko Danganronpa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't look at this without wanting to scream

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    Nadja Lambacher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BranitFX is a special effects youtube channel. So no, the spider is not real. Great video though!

    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for telling us that! I couldn’t imagine how something like that can happen, but still you took a great load off my mind.

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly is nightmare stuff.

    Bama Belle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reflective eyes! Hilarious! Anyone remember that show Monsters Inside Me? I saw an episode about a guy who had a leech living in his sinus cavity. It made a little appearance, unbeknownst to its host, and scared the hell out of a waiter.

    Yayaboobo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the guy that had fly larvae under his scalp. He went to the doctor after feeling them burrow over his skull with their little legs. The doctor would try to grab at them with tweezers and they would duck back into the hole in his scalp. Just had to get that off my chest.

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    Evelína Zlá
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ear hurts just by looking at it... You think he heard it? It tickled? Hurt? How did he found out? Did he wait for it to take the photo? I have sooo many questions.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Nope. Nopity nope nope.

    Dizzy Falcon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: f**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**kf**k no

    Mad Haberdasheress
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHH!!!! Nope, nope, nope, freaking NOPE!!!! ISH, I just went and found all my cotton swabs and might puncture an eardrum now, thanks. **shiver**

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    #9

    A Spider Walked Along My Copy Of "This Book Is Full Of Spiders"

    A Spider Walked Along My Copy Of "This Book Is Full Of Spiders"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah i didnt think they meant literally!!!

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the rare irony spider, it only shows up if irony is present. As you can imagine, it was not present when Alannis Morisette recorded her hit song "Ironic". However it consented to write a footnote that the song was sung by a woman who doesn't seem to know the meaning of the word ironic ^-^ A fascinating creature indeed

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was on my laptop and I felt something weird on my hands, but I ignored it. A few seconds later a spider crawled into my screen and I almost flung my laptop into the wall

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only spider I'm ok with

    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good choice of reading material. But what did you expect?

    AspieGirl88
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I love books, but considering my arachnophobia? Think I’ll give this one a miss! 😂

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    #10

    Heads Up

    Heads Up

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    Withnail
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 would flip my car if that guy decided to drop on my lap :0

    KD
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo looks real to me since you can see a faint shadow cast by the spider. My question is, at what point did the person taking the photo decide to tell his friend what was above his head? Too late to save the friendship, I suspect.

    Pan Narrans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that dropped on my head I would have a panic attack, a heart attack, a nervous breakdown and a car crash at the same time. If I survived I would be a basket case, a nervous wreck and would need EMDR therapy. On the other hand, if I saw the f@@ker sitting in my car, I can remove them without problem, without harm.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huntsmans are generally harmless but they can cause a bit of a fright. especially when they drop from ceilings/roofs lol.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be as calm as them. I would be screaming and would have crashed the car

    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a video going viral right now of a pilot landing a small plane and having one of those land on his head. It's terrifying.

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    Personally, Tea believes that arachnophobia is understandable and in many cases unavoidable. But the needless killing of spiders, or indeed anything, is not.

    "I understand knee jerk reactions, but I think a lot of spider killing is unnecessary, harmful to the environment and so easily avoided with just a little bit of thought. I think by far the most powerful weapon against fear is knowledge, and it is my belief taking the time to learn and understand more about spiders will go a long way in helping a person no longer be afraid of them."

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    #11

    The Way This Spider Nested In A Beer Glass In My Garage

    The Way This Spider Nested In A Beer Glass In My Garage

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bars during the lock down be like

    Evelína Zlá
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like it´s not from this world?

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dead. Dry. Curled up. Barely a shell. Looks like it might be a huntsman (harmless type of spider). If it is, huntsmans don't spin webs like this. They don't produce much. Usually only use it like an anchor or an abseiling rope, or to wrap around a catch and drag it off somewhere. So, if this is a huntsman (bit hard to tell) then it was something else's dinner.

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    Natttt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would let it stay that’s really pretty

    Rukkia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrifying, yet pretty neat. That is a talented nester.

    Musical CHIKAAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what I would have done… gotten a hose and sprayed it into the fourth demension…… no just kidding I probably would have run away

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    #12

    Went To Brush My Teeth This Morning When...

    Went To Brush My Teeth This Morning When...

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    Withnail
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No problem mate, I'll check for cavities"

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot even joke I'm literally petrified...😱😱😱😱😱😱

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    MellonCollie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord. Good thing you looked at your toothbrush well enough!!

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And THATS why you brush daily or more. Otherwise, cobwebs.

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment deserves way more upvotes!!

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    Little Panda Bear
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp time to get a new brush, cute spidey tho.

    ベンジーBenji
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for introducing a new nightmare...

    KD
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to see it on your toothbrush than on your teeth.

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    #13

    Got In My Car Last Night, Turned Around And Saw This. Australia’s "Huntsman" Spider. A Big One

    Got In My Car Last Night, Turned Around And Saw This. Australia’s "Huntsman" Spider. A Big One

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    Boaz Krebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but now we get to stare at it's TERRIFYING DISGUSTING BOTTOM SIDE

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    Salma Hernández
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine someone calling: Hey, I need some help. I can't go out from my car. Other person: a robbery, an assault? Someone: spider.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: had a date with a friend! Came to pick me and i had to call to say i cannot come out because there was a flying cockroach outside my house.... thing is that my friend was also terrified so I was hiding in my house and she was hiding in her car!

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    Gossameringue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when i go back inside and rock back in forth in a corner

    Little Panda Bear
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we Aussies love our huntsmans - they're actually virtually harmless and make great pets.

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oy, mate, can I get a lift to the store?"

    Beans Are The Musical Fruit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the spiders car now and your just living in it

    Zoe Butcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough nope in the world for this one

    fuggnuggins
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame. They're ugly and induce that kind of natural response but if you had to have a spider around then there'd be no better choice. Even though we don't have to, we still choose to just let them be more often than not. They'll sit in a corner and the home owner will call it their pet (like "Yes I know it's there, just leave it alone, it won't hurt anyone.")

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    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another reason the continent australia will never see my ass there

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    According to Tea, spiders are much maligned in pop culture and the media, and that contributes to the fact that people develop fear and mistrust of them. However, if you give spiders the benefit of the doubt, you realize that they really are quite delightful, charismatic, and fascinating little creatures.

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    "I would like to add that for anyone who is afraid of spiders, there is a large community of spider enthusiasts on most social media platforms who would be only too happy to help them find resources to dispel myths and educate them on what spiders are really all about. Lots of cute pictures showing them in a completely different way to that which most people are used to seeing them, too!"

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    In fact, scienTEAfic is one of these places. Feel free to check it out on Instagram, Twitter, and Patreon.

    #14

    There’s A Spider In My AC

    There’s A Spider In My AC

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not your AC anymore, it belongs to the spider now.

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do u mean "in" ur AC? how do these guys even get inside such impossible places?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that difficult.... i had many times insects coming through the ac part that is outside the house... flying cockroaches even bat which i don't know how it fit..... i think you can put something like a net I'm not sure but lately I'm terrified to open the a/c

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    Llewella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least one's a year working at the gasstation we would need maintenance to come by to remove a spider from the inside of the sensor of the sliding doors. We would notice the doors opening multiple times, but no one coming in...

    arsonistofthemonth jr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just chilling. Hope it's not too cold, though

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    #15

    My Biggest Fear When Sitting Down On The Toilet...

    My Biggest Fear When Sitting Down On The Toilet...

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think that anyone would like to sit on that toilet, even without the spider.

    Rainy Day Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the spider is the least scary part of the photo

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    Arcade Fire_Fan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I almost sat down to pee on the toilet and there was a spider on the seat. I screamed and my roommate came and saw me pee my pants.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the toilet, the spider would be third on my list of nope

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flushing will only take care of one of the three issues with that toilet!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently someone found a huge lizard in the toilet in my city and now I'm terrified cause this is not usual in my country and i thought I was safe.....

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that one of the “redback spiders” from Australia that often hide under toilet seats & would bite you in the bum if you dared to sit down without checking?? 😅

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    #16

    This Spider On My Back Porch Disguises Itself As A Stick To Fool Prey

    This Spider On My Back Porch Disguises Itself As A Stick To Fool Prey

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    ejfs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Am not spid, am stick...."

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen one of those, fascinating

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of spider is it?

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a complicated name, like stick spider.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fooled me, his prey don't stand a chance

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great now I'm gonna be suspicious with the sticks as well

    InsignificantFeline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the one knife in the ninjas fingers turns into 4

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    #17

    Spider In A Snow Globe At Target

    Spider In A Snow Globe At Target

    imgur.com Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's dead that's so sad :( if it's alive get it out asap! C'mon if you hypothetically got stuck in a giant alien decoration by accident, and one saw you in there, wouldn't you want it to release you? I would

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the poor thing get in there?

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climbed in. Looks like a hole on the side.

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    Lynn Halley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sad, as much as I'm an arachnophob it shouldn't be in there

    Toko Danganronpa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

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    #18

    Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster

    ABC7Chicago Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, 95% of that cookie is still sweet and crisp

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we really knew what is in half of what we eat but couldn't see it would scare us.

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    Skybolt727
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think we don’t even really look at our food while we eat it

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a National Geographic program about the amazing, human body. Apparently, we are very well equipped to notice the abnormal, be it a flick of motion in our peripheral, a scent or a spider baked into our cookies. It may not save me from eating bugs, but it gives me hope.

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    tikki tikki mango
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why am i even looking at these pictures??!

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free vanilla wafers for life

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    #19

    Have Some Extra Flavor

    Have Some Extra Flavor

    SinisterCheese Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coffee guaranteed to keep you awake, possibly for the rest of your life

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a gag mug though

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa... is it? That's fucken naughty. Where do you get them?

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    Toko Danganronpa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mhhmm! Coffee with nightmare! My fave!

    Laurie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing. I'd try to save it but it looks as if might be too late

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact the cup is near empty.. means they actually did drink this and that fact makes me feel ill. >.<

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a real spider, they float. Real spiders curl up when they die. (Must be the relaxed state of their muscles or something.) Someone's suggested it's a gag mug, and I'm inclined to believe her and want to know where to get one. Absolute chaotic hilarity. Just hand it off then walk away. You don't even need to be in the room to enjoy the moment. But lock your door.

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    Ella Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And was already drunken, oh s**t.

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    #20

    Thanks I Hate This Cluster

    Thanks I Hate This Cluster

    Acpyrus Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Barbara the flamethrowers are in the garage right?"

    Toko Danganronpa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know Dave!!! Call THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!"

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    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the spiders, this is a disgusting kitchen.

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't all live in the same house so you and your kids have got to go.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A school outing to the kitchen - the kids loved the stove

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burn the house down and yeet it to mars

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    #21

    Another Spider In The Car. Passenger Nearly Swung The Door Off

    Another Spider In The Car. Passenger Nearly Swung The Door Off

    henobee Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who's posting all these Huntsman spider pics but I'm willing to bet it's not Tourism Australia

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably because the windows are left a teeny bit open for fresh air when they are not in the car

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another? That implies that this has happened before...

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    #22

    I’m Not Going Into The Kitchen Today! Ask Him To Make You Something

    I’m Not Going Into The Kitchen Today! Ask Him To Make You Something

    chicknorris63 Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems rather polite and is quite elegant

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I've learned from this thread: spiders seem to be getting more confident with technology

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's keeping the kitchen spider-free for you, so don't forget to tip.

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might as well make dinner while he over there….

    Xavier_M_P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news: 4th house fire this week.

    gayFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy looks like he would make you hot pockets

    Arianna Ibbotson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, get a large peice of card and a bucket and just remove him. don't kill him. but remove him. then burn the house

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    #23

    Woman Finds Black Widow Spider In Bag Of Grapes From Troy Walmart

    Woman Finds Black Widow Spider In Bag Of Grapes From Troy Walmart

    WXYZ-TV Detroit | Channel 7 Report

    Margot J. Piasecka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders have good taste and won't touch bad grapes, so...

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised it doesn't happen more often. Loads of spiders in vineyards. Them and clipping your own fingers because you have to reach in behind, blind, to get to all the bunches are the biggest problem when fruit picking grapes. I recall my pop telling me about watching wine being made at a wine factory, watching the bunches of grapes being tipped into the crusher, tarantulas and all. Cheers!

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The legs look wrong for Black Widow -hard to tell what the body looks like.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The body looked a little narrow to me. I would expect to see the shiny black globular looking bubble rising off the back with a red mark showing through the condensation on the packaging but instead it looks flat and thin. The way the legs are positioned, the abdomen with red markings should be very close to the plastic and make it more visible, imo.

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    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a coworker get bit by a black widow that came in a box of bananas at one store I worked at. At another store they caught one and put it in one of the empty plastic cups they put cut fruit in. Got to look at it even though I dislike spiders. Kinda cool looking

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, what happened to your coworker?

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    insaintama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give him back to the superhero black widow

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    #24

    Went To Take A Drink Of Water From My Cup And Saw This

    Went To Take A Drink Of Water From My Cup And Saw This

    sadesp Report

    ~oatmeal.rat~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout

    tikki tikki mango
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh cripes! i can't take anymore of this

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg . I was drinking a sweet tea from McDonalds , and a piece of lemon popped through the straw . As I chewed it up I realized ... I DIDNT HAVE LEMON IN MY TEA !!!!! I ate a frickin bug

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider-Scotty, the transporter is malfunctioning!

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just wants some of your drink and a place to sleep. Sharing is caring.

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    #25

    This Huntsman Spider Was Trying To Connect To The Web

    This Huntsman Spider Was Trying To Connect To The Web

    megustaajo Report

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spider is spinning a world wide web.

    Robyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHSHAHHSHSHWHHAHHAHHAHHAH dad jokes ya gotta love em ohh god im crying im lauging so hard XDDD

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 for the title, thanks for the chuckle.

    insaintama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wil see his family in the web or he will go to a cult in the dark web

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    #26

    Yep. That Is Your Drawer Now. Wolf Spider Is Harmless But He Mentally Kicking My Butt

    Yep. That Is Your Drawer Now. Wolf Spider Is Harmless But He Mentally Kicking My Butt

    Nuclear_Sean Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure it's a wolf spider. Looks more like the common house spider. They can be huge. The only spider even I won't touch to get it out (I'm not a hero, just live in Germany).

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love wolf spiders. From a distance.

    Andrew McCann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harmless and not deadly are two different things. These bustards bite, don't get it twisted.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tell him/her that the bottom drawer is safer as it is closer to the floor.

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to empty the can of Lysol trying to kill a spider. I was on a treadmill and lysol was the closest thing

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairspray and a lighter. Pretend you're on Aliens. But this one's not hurting anyone. Piece of paper or a broom would be more than sufficient.

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    #27

    In Case You Couldn't Tell How Big The Spider Is

    In Case You Couldn't Tell How Big The Spider Is

    carlkr Report

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are Brazilian Wandering Spiders - from whose venom Viagra was distilled

    Lynn Halley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I'm on this thread, I, orf

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +12 internets for the title!!

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.. can't. I have to stop scrolling through these pictures. I feel unwell.

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    #28

    Held Hostage By A Giant Spider...

    Held Hostage By A Giant Spider...

    BumpNTheKnight Report

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in Australia, it's probably a Huntsman. If you're in the western US, it's likely a tarantula.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have tarantulas in Australia (Bird Eating Spider, aka Barking or Whistling Spider - several species are found in different locations all across the mainland), and I think this is a tarantula but not an Australian variety. Pretty definitely not a huntsman. And I think you find them in Africa, pretty definitely in Asia. But, yeah, probably Americas somewhere.

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider Man at your service!

    Mieke Mcdonald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In South Africa? A rain spider for sure

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    #29

    So I Found A Massive Rain Spider In My Bathroom

    So I Found A Massive Rain Spider In My Bathroom

    abitofabuzzkill Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathroom will be my new home now. No way I'm reaching for the door handle.

    Sebastien Cole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when the spiders are nesting in your bathroom?

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's a rain spider? why does it have such a romantic name?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A common spider in South Africa. It's a type of huntsman spider and it's pretty harmless (their bites hurt but no worse than a bee sting). They usually show up in your house right before it starts to rain (they don't like the rain), so that's where they got the nickname from.

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    Benjamin Schaedler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not big, hehe, take a look at the goliath bird eater

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is miniscule compared to australiean spibers

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cool. Will you be paying rent in credits or services?

    Rens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks too small for a Rain spider, I think it's a Wolf spider.

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    #30

    They May Be Sans Pepins But They Ain't Sans Spider

    They May Be Sans Pepins But They Ain't Sans Spider

    llamallamakoala Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that little thing is poisonous.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a black widow. Insect and spider bite pain is rated on a scale from 1 to 4. She is a 4 ...not to mention the neurological issues that come with her bite. Red hour glass, do not touch.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red back can have all the grapes to itself.

    Jill tyrrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a black widow!!!! With the red hourglass shape

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that everyone is trying to identify the species! Well, for me it's pretty clear: we have nope, big nope, huge nope and oh hell no!!!

    Lion blaze ️‍ (she/it)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as ive said befor and il say agein, another day another company sued

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, now THAT is a Black Widow. You can clearly see the hourglass shape. Even it's legs are shorter in the middle.

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    #31

    Big Spider Hiding

    Big Spider Hiding

    lendib11 Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just an introvert.

    Marlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS ABOUT TIME TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just like: Almost time for dinner… Waiting to pounce…

    Succulent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I don't understand WhErEs ThE sPiDeR???

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    #32

    Sour Grapes

    Sour Grapes

    n30m4u1 Report

    Hilary Tenorio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the spider looks like a grape #grapespider

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they actually sour though? Now I need to know if that was literal or the joke...

    Jackson Floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey the grapes are a little crunchy, do you know why?"

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he even tastes like grape if you accidently eat him. . .!

    #33

    Found A Dead Spider Inside My Orange

    Found A Dead Spider Inside My Orange

    RatedRGamer Report

    Erdot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange ya glad you didn't eat it?

    Lion blaze ️‍ (she/it)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and at this moment steve stoped eating fruit

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaand I'm not eating oranges ever again.

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    #34

    Went To Go Take A Sip Of My Tea...

    Went To Go Take A Sip Of My Tea...

    GucciCode Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am sailing, I am sailing..."

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "home again 'cross the tea..."

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    Who - me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a tea drinker, I need to know - was it on the OUTSIDE of the teabag? Please?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say to quit drinking tea just to be sure

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now spider flavor availiable!

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It dreamt of sailing and wanted to make its dream come true

    Jackson Floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MMM... tea-dipped spider is my favorite.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spider would be removed as fast as possible.

    Little Panda Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I went to throw that tea out into the sink. (After putting the spider outside obviously).

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a yellow sac spider- those can have a painful bite.

    Chuckie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it survived from boiling tho..

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    #35

    Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

    Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

    Wikimedia Commons Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello darkness my old friend...I HOPE WE NEVER MEET AGAIN

    Boreddd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't like collecting berries

    Hilary Tenorio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks cool and scary at the same time

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a garden spider, I love them

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    #36

    White Spider I Found Above A Ceiling In A School. He Blended In Perfectly With The White Wall.

    White Spider I Found Above A Ceiling In A School. He Blended In Perfectly With The White Wall.

    EyeHog Report

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor thing is probably covered with mold, eaten alive by a mushroom. I'm not into spiders but i feel for it now.

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that’s a possibility and that’s sad, on the bright side it could just be a white spider. Albinism occurs in almost all species

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    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when they're good at camouflage

    #37

    There Was No Other Way

    There Was No Other Way

    TheLoveWizard Report

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know, take three seconds to get the spider out of the tub and both go about your lives.

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who literally fired a gun into the wall of his bathroom to kill a mouse. I didn't believe him until his wife told me it was true.

    Beans Are The Musical Fruit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this a very appropriate now is there a Grenada launcher near by

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people might call this overkill. I'm not one of them, but some people might.

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20mm cannon *might* be pushing it a little...

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    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f****** shoot it until the house falls down. Shoot it until you shoot through the centre of the earth

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    #38

    This Spider Who Made A Web Bubble To Hide In Plain Sight In My Stairwell

    This Spider Who Made A Web Bubble To Hide In Plain Sight In My Stairwell

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    Chuckie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little dude will keep your house free from insects or flies!

    Sue-Ann Eastman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse when you find an empty one

    #39

    Walked Into A Spider-Web The Other Night. This Was At The End Of It...

    Walked Into A Spider-Web The Other Night. This Was At The End Of It...

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders nesting in your hair tonight

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WIth Mamma spider gone, the kids were babysat by ... by .... Aunt Tenna.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. Wasn't thrilled about it...

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    #40

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Lee roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo then you wouldn't have seen it first.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you unroll the toilet paper, the spider would likely fall on the floor.

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will come back to bite you in the butt.

    #41

    A Spider Spun It's Home Under A Bottle Top Left On My Table Outside

    A Spider Spun It's Home Under A Bottle Top Left On My Table Outside

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heeey close the door please!"

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That's outdoors where spiders belong. I'm going to be on the spider's side on this one.

    Animal Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, it’s rude to open a door without knocking first, right?

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    #42

    [tw: Big Ass Spider] Found In A Spinach Meal At Chowking

    [tw: Big Ass Spider] Found In A Spinach Meal At Chowking

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    #43

    I Sucked Up A Spider A Week Ago And He's Been Living Inside My Vacuum Eating Other Bugs

    I Sucked Up A Spider A Week Ago And He's Been Living Inside My Vacuum Eating Other Bugs

    Masturbating_Rapper Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For heaven's sake, stop killing spiders that way. It's just mean.

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean your vacuum already!

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider: Welp, when life gives you lemons...

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there more spiders? It looks like there is one next to the letters and one ind the middle...

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set her free!

    ベンジーBenji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you suppose to empty vacuums after every use?

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    #44

    There's A Spider In My Tea

    There's A Spider In My Tea

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    #45

    This Spider Hid In My Drink And Bit My Lip When I Went To Drink It

    This Spider Hid In My Drink And Bit My Lip When I Went To Drink It

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    #46

    A Spider Is Stuck In My Cars Speedo, And I Have No Idea How To Get It Out

    A Spider Is Stuck In My Cars Speedo, And I Have No Idea How To Get It Out

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then get lightning and go back in time to before the spider was there?

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could tease her by having the needle up'n'down around her current location. Or just cut open the glass to safe her - after all, you placed such a trap in their habitat, not the other way.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeet the car to your local exterminator

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to 90, slow down and up to 90 again making a sword swinging action. (Keep eye on road...or don't)

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the speedo from an MPI Mini Cooper (1996-2000). The published top speed of that vehicle is only 89 mph, probably going downhill.

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    #47

    Not The Best Thing To See While Trying To Open My Front Door

    Not The Best Thing To See While Trying To Open My Front Door

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    Boaz Krebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE ARE THE BALLISTIC MISSILES?!

    Pikachu_is_drawing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that's a daddy long leg or a house spider. Both are completely harmless to humans and they don't bite humans. Also, compared to the huntsman spider, that little baby is cute.

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    GIANNA REGINA - STUDENT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww it a daddy long legs they are the most venomous vertebrates but there mouths are to small to bite you also not a spider

    GIANNA REGINA - STUDENT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww its a daddy long legs not a spider but one of the most venomous invertebrates in the world however its jaws are too small to bite you

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a spider it's a harvestman, they are opiliones...

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scared me so bad… I thought it was bigger until I saw the doorbell-

    #48

    You Know The Type

    You Know The Type

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    Petra, princess of Brigid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine typing on your keyboard and then a spider crawls onto your wrist.

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh stop! Why did you have to say that !?!?

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    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I have my spider catchers both at home and at work. Everyone knows I am terrified and thankfully are very nice about it.

    #49

    Found A Dead Little Spider Hanging Inside My Monocular Today. Bit Annoying

    Found A Dead Little Spider Hanging Inside My Monocular Today. Bit Annoying

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    #50

    A Spider Crawled Into Our Clock In The Middle Of The Night And Stopped Time!

    A Spider Crawled Into Our Clock In The Middle Of The Night And Stopped Time!

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    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even see the spider

    ベンジーBenji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the alarm not going off and being late for work.. Explaining this to your boss. No really a spider made me over sleep.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm, I wonder why it did that..? I mean, it looks like it deliberately tied it down. Maybe the ticking bothered it?

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! When you explaining to your boss why your alarm didn't go off making you late. Lol!

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    #51

    I Found A Spider In A Tractor Pin At Work Today

    I Found A Spider In A Tractor Pin At Work Today

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    #52

    Just Found A Big Wolf Spider In My Pillow - After I Woke Up. This Is How I Found It, It Was Still Alive - Just

    Just Found A Big Wolf Spider In My Pillow - After I Woke Up. This Is How I Found It, It Was Still Alive - Just

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    Arcade Fire_Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE NEED A BANANA FOR SCALE. NOT A QUARTER.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks halfway assembled already ... any instruction? Still have the packaging?

    #53

    Web Of Lies

    Web Of Lies

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, even in European terms, this is not giant.

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually what it's called. Giant house spider.

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    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live near Dymchurch. It's very boring.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering how this is news. I guess that explains it.

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    PixieVonBehr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the spider's name was Carley Tapsell for a minute there

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    #54

    I Set Down My Drink And About Half An Hour Later A Spider Gave Birth On It

    I Set Down My Drink And About Half An Hour Later A Spider Gave Birth On It

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I don't believe this one. Firstly because spiders lay eggs and don't have live births. Secondly some spiders carry the egg on their back, once the spiders hatch, they then climb back onto the mummy spiders back. Thirdly if there was an egg sac close by that hatched, it would take more than 30 mins for them to create that webbing and climb up.

    Catherine Conroy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the species of spider as to whether the offspring climb on the mother’s back after hatching - in some species, the offspring eat the mother, in others they leave the area immediately, and in social spiders they are cared for communally; the behaviour varies widely. As for the web, on average it takes 30 - 60 minutes for a single spider to weave a web. More spiders could certainly make faster work of it.

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    #55

    So, My Worst Nightmare Happened Today, A Spider Fell Into My Ear While I Was Sleeping

    So, My Worst Nightmare Happened Today, A Spider Fell Into My Ear While I Was Sleeping

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's it...I'm sleeping with earplugs from now on.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing its out now 😰😰😰😰😰

    AppleDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't your mouth...

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do t even want to think about that happening.

    #56

    Found This Inside My Coffee Machine. I’ve Been Drinking Spider Coffee

    Found This Inside My Coffee Machine. I’ve Been Drinking Spider Coffee

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeesh! Worst story of that kind I ever read about comes from Ask A Manager - coffee machine wasn't cleaned in ages and when it was, they found a cockroach that had become entirely translucent... they'd been drinking coffee with cockroach extract for years...

    #57

    The Chocolate Covered Strawberries Were Fantastic. The Rose Petal Covered Bed Was Amazing. But, The Spider Covered Soap Might Have Been Going Too Far...

    The Chocolate Covered Strawberries Were Fantastic. The Rose Petal Covered Bed Was Amazing. But, The Spider Covered Soap Might Have Been Going Too Far...

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    #58

    Found The Spider That Was In My Room Again, Guess She Likes Bees.

    Found The Spider That Was In My Room Again, Guess She Likes Bees.

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    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same shirt. Luckily mine came without living bugs

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    #59

    I Found A Black Widow Spider In My Shower Puff This Morning

    I Found A Black Widow Spider In My Shower Puff This Morning

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    #60

    I Put My Eye Up To This Eyehole Before Realizing A Spider Was Chilling In It

    I Put My Eye Up To This Eyehole Before Realizing A Spider Was Chilling In It

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on the watch-out for you.

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you see first, the spider or outside

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool cool... Now imagine your eye right up there at the hole, and it jumps and bites your eyeball.

    #61

    My Cheese Has A Spider Smushed In It

    My Cheese Has A Spider Smushed In It

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    #62

    I Opened The Medicine Cabinet Last Night To Find This Spider In My Sealed Thermometer Case. I Couldn’t Figure Out How It Got In There Until It Squeezed Itself Out Of A Tiny Hole In The Tip...while I Was Holding It.

    I Opened The Medicine Cabinet Last Night To Find This Spider In My Sealed Thermometer Case. I Couldn’t Figure Out How It Got In There Until It Squeezed Itself Out Of A Tiny Hole In The Tip...while I Was Holding It.

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    #63

    I Thought This Spider Was Catching Little Flies On My Bathroom Ceiling, Then I Took A Picture And Zoomed In. Made This Discovery At 3:30am.

    I Thought This Spider Was Catching Little Flies On My Bathroom Ceiling, Then I Took A Picture And Zoomed In. Made This Discovery At 3:30am.

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    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Just making a fleet of fly eating spiders for your bathroom. You're welcome

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I'm pretty sure this species of spider eats other spiders. Sooo win-win?

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    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder what happens to all those babies I used to let them all be and eventually just a couple reached adulthood... my guess is they eat each other

    #64

    Wolf Spider Moved Into My Closet. Guess I Need To Find A New Place To Live Now.

    Wolf Spider Moved Into My Closet. Guess I Need To Find A New Place To Live Now.

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it'll take care of the less-desirables. He's got your back.

    #65

    Found A Spider Bro Next To My Bed. Sorry No Banana For Scale.

    Found A Spider Bro Next To My Bed. Sorry No Banana For Scale.

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fluffy. Tarantula?

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    #66

    I Looked Over And There Was A Spider In My Bed With Me

    I Looked Over And There Was A Spider In My Bed With Me

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    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a spider in my bed one night. I screamed and had to go sleep with my mom. I was 17.

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    #67

    Found A Spider At The Bottom Of My Coffee Pot After Drinking My Morning Brew

    Found A Spider At The Bottom Of My Coffee Pot After Drinking My Morning Brew

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with spiders and coffee?

    David Butler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caffeine affects spiders in the same way alcohol affects humans. Spider drunk.

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    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a jumping spider... so sad

    ButterScot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the best place to find it in this scenario.

    #68

    In My Fridge (I Am Terribly Afraid Of Spiders)

    In My Fridge (I Am Terribly Afraid Of Spiders)

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    GIANNA REGINA - STUDENT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time I found a maggot in my apple at my elementary school

    JewelLapoole
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    How to move it: simply let it crawl onto your hand and move it elsewhere.... and if it doesn't move, just thaw it out in the microwave, and if that cooks it, well at least you won't have to cook tonight...

    #69

    Absolute Best Way To Handle This

    Absolute Best Way To Handle This

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the best way would be a stick of TNT.

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would flush the toilet like 8 times in a row while squeezing and jumping up and down immaturely for the first three flushes and then wondering the the next 5 (and the rest of the week) whether spiders can swim.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know, help it out of there. Instead of shooting it, I mean. And destroying your toilet.

    Boaz Krebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry i can handle it for u just lemme get my nuke real quick

    Jessica Cain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the toilet spout, out came the gun and wiped the f*ck*er out

    Laurie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd save it. All Creatures Great and Small...

    Talon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a meme now…I love it and it’s like my favourite meme

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah obviously. Definitely not being overdramatic in the slightest...

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to deal with this spider: Step 1: move to america. Step 2: buy an anti-tank missile, an exact replica of the tsar bomba, a rifle, a flamethrower, and some molokov cocktails. Step 3: place the missile ad tsar bomba in the toilet. Step 4: DETONATE EVERYTHING AND SEE THE WORLD BURN. Step 5: yay, no more spider!

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    #70

    This Spider Was Somehow Dangling Outside Of A 70-Story Building

    This Spider Was Somehow Dangling Outside Of A 70-Story Building

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    Boaz Krebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of a time i saw a spider hanging at his little spider-rope-thing minding his own business.... BUT THERE WAS NOTHING ABOVE IT FOR THE STRING TO HANG ON TO, IT WAS FLYING

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how baby spiders relocate: climb to the top of something, and when they feel the wind, release a BIG spider thread. Wind will pick them up and move them to Somewhere Else™.

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... now, that chill af, ain't? Soundtrack by the Stranglers - Hanging Around.

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    #71

    Spider On The Inside Of My Blood Pressure Monitor Display

    Spider On The Inside Of My Blood Pressure Monitor Display

    Jpa333 Report

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another hypochondriac spider. They seems in fact pretty common.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blood pressure go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    #72

    My Wife Found A Spider Inside Of Our Rice Cooker

    My Wife Found A Spider Inside Of Our Rice Cooker

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    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's normal. Quick cooking supported by an expert

    #73

    There Was A Spider Under The Display Cover Of The Microwave

    There Was A Spider Under The Display Cover Of The Microwave

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how the next Spider Man was found.

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    #74

    A Spider Came Out Of My Kettle, That Was My Last Tea Bag.

    A Spider Came Out Of My Kettle, That Was My Last Tea Bag.

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    #75

    Anyone Know What Kind Of Spider This Is?

    Anyone Know What Kind Of Spider This Is?

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a donttouchthedoorknob.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is an audacious jumping spider. I love them. They stay around and will watch you. They are almost like pets.

    Destini Mattocks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had one as a pet...was a real sweetheart!

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    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a jumping spider to me.

    The Last Demon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro i love spiders like this dont hurt it ill take it

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like others said it's a jumping spider, a female I think... I really love these spiders

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house it would be a dead one.

    #76

    There Is A Spider In My TV. It Crawled In Deeper Shortly After I Took This Pic

    There Is A Spider In My TV. It Crawled In Deeper Shortly After I Took This Pic

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more concerned with the dirt than the spider!

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, they're not the PMRC. But, if you'd like any inside joby in TV done, ... you know who to ask, right?

    #77

    Found A Spider Inside The Rice Bag

    Found A Spider Inside The Rice Bag

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    #78

    A Spider (Or Some Other Bug) Decided To Make A Web In My Shoe.

    A Spider (Or Some Other Bug) Decided To Make A Web In My Shoe.

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    Olivia Betterton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, thats not a spider. Its an imadethisnameup!

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    #79

    Large UK House Spider Got Into My Toilet Light And Then Died. Not Looking Forward To Bulb-Changing Day.

    Large UK House Spider Got Into My Toilet Light And Then Died. Not Looking Forward To Bulb-Changing Day.

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    #80

    Spider Destroyed Itself With Fire By Hiding In The Oven

    Spider Destroyed Itself With Fire By Hiding In The Oven

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    Tiku Myftari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can a spider hide in the oven you people are very dirty

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say "maybe they don't use it frequently" but it actually looks very greasy and dirty

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    #81

    This House Is One With Nature

    This House Is One With Nature

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