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Four Seasons Total Landscaping has achieved something many marketers would dream of. It went from an unheard-of Philadelphia-based gardening firm to one of the most talked-about venues in the country, in less than a day.

All because the Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, held a press conference in the back of their parking lot on November 7. It turns out, Donald Trump previously announced in a now-deleted tweet that his legal team would be holding a conference at the luxury hotel with the same name, “Four Seasons,” but as we’ve seen, that wasn’t the case.

And now that the internet can’t get enough of this precious source of memes, jokes, and puns, there’s an entire parody Twitter page for Four Seasons Total Landscaping that embodies the whole absurdity of the situation. “We are a LANDSCAPING business, take care not to confuse us with a hotel,” says the description, and you can totally see they mean it.

And since people say the infamous Total Landscaping conference will forever remain a metaphor for the end of Trump’s presidency, this Twitter page will make sure you have a daily dose of laughs at probably the most absurd moment of the 2020 election.

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must say I respect Mr Giulliani even less after this debacle of a 'freakshow' appearance... can imagine he and Trump 'get on like a house on fire'.

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    The peculiar conference in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot has received so much attention on social media that it has became an endless source of memes, parodies, and jokes. It turns out, the family-owned business in an industrial suburb of Philadelphia is now selling merchandise like hoodies, t-shirts, and stickers like “Lawn and Order!” and “Make America Rake Again.”

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    It also inspired a parody account of Four Seasons Total Landscaping that instantly amassed 8.8k followers. The person behind the account is British comedian Steve Blair, who created the account after he sat down in the post-conference morning to write some jokes.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I'll do it for free if I can score two tickets to the inauguration of my president Biden!

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That booking seemed to have really boosted the Four Seasons landscaping business. Where can I get some merchandise?

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    "The response has been unbelievable," he told 9 News and couldn’t be happier with politicians, broadcasters, and an international diplomat retweeting his jokes.

    Steve Blair also said that he tries to make sure his tweets are purely funny and not mean. “I think that's going down well. I think the tension of the election took its toll on people and they're letting off steam by having a laugh at the absurdity of it all."

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as long as it has nothing to do with politics. Or living in the U.S. for that matter.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump's understanding of winning is what normal people call losing.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump greatest achievement: Introducing the word covfefe as a sign for anything that's weird, crazy, insane, terrible and nasty.

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    Ludwig Michiel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is a reference to the "pee tapes", the supposed recording of Trump watching 2 prostitutes pee on the bed the Obamas slept in in a Moscow hotel room.

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    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Can't believe they didn't have this place checked, rechecked and then moved for a PRESS CONFERENCE about the prez.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when does the current president announce his victory when the majority of votes haven't even been counted? We have all learned more than we care for the last two weeks.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they won't let Rudy forget his "seduction" attempt of that young reporter....

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is preparing a trench war? Hardly surprising when his son wants a total war. Just like Hitler, he called for "den totalen Krieg". A real chip of the old block he is, douchebag Junior.

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    Mary Peace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an off-the-wall comment? Don't take off-ence!

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that service be offered next door? Or did they partner up with the crematorium?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that bullshit isn't really a fertilizer? The White House has produced loads of it.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He mistook it for a luxury hotel because he can't read.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And loads of free advertising. Drumpf only helps someone else—-though only indirectly—-if one of his F-List staff f***s up.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re republicans. Add some well-deserved blue balls to the order.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having their wedding in a landscaping company’s parking lot is way too many steps up their dream ladder for the average MAGAt.