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This Parody Account For ‘Four Seasons Total Landscaping’ Is Hilariously Roasting Trump’s Rally In 27 Tweets
Four Seasons Total Landscaping has achieved something many marketers would dream of. It went from an unheard-of Philadelphia-based gardening firm to one of the most talked-about venues in the country, in less than a day.
All because the Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, held a press conference in the back of their parking lot on November 7. It turns out, Donald Trump previously announced in a now-deleted tweet that his legal team would be holding a conference at the luxury hotel with the same name, “Four Seasons,” but as we’ve seen, that wasn’t the case.
And now that the internet can’t get enough of this precious source of memes, jokes, and puns, there’s an entire parody Twitter page for Four Seasons Total Landscaping that embodies the whole absurdity of the situation. “We are a LANDSCAPING business, take care not to confuse us with a hotel,” says the description, and you can totally see they mean it.
And since people say the infamous Total Landscaping conference will forever remain a metaphor for the end of Trump’s presidency, this Twitter page will make sure you have a daily dose of laughs at probably the most absurd moment of the 2020 election.
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Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I must say I respect Mr Giulliani even less after this debacle of a 'freakshow' appearance... can imagine he and Trump 'get on like a house on fire'.
Raine Soo 5 years ago
I know what you're saying. I used to respect Rudy Giulliani when he was the mayor of New York city, and with the way he handled 9/11. How far he has fallen. Anyone who hitches their wagon to Trump gets burned.
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The peculiar conference in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot has received so much attention on social media that it has became an endless source of memes, parodies, and jokes. It turns out, the family-owned business in an industrial suburb of Philadelphia is now selling merchandise like hoodies, t-shirts, and stickers like “Lawn and Order!” and “Make America Rake Again.”
It also inspired a parody account of Four Seasons Total Landscaping that instantly amassed 8.8k followers. The person behind the account is British comedian Steve Blair, who created the account after he sat down in the post-conference morning to write some jokes.
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Mary Peace 5 years ago
Is this 'fertiliser' available for people to take away? When I talk to my tomatoes, I could tell them where it came from.
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Shannon Matthews 5 years ago
Wait I'll do it for free if I can score two tickets to the inauguration of my president Biden!
Purr·maid 5 years ago
Feels good to be able to say that again. And without grimacing. My president! Aaahh..
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Donna Beach 5 years ago
I hope rose garden does get renovated. Melania basically destroyed it.
A Cat Named Dragon 5 years ago
I completely agree. A tribute to one of the best loved Presidents who was assassinated while in office... and she just mowed it over...
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Boopie Dew 5 years ago (edited)
Cause someone f-d it up,the soon to be ex 1st lady.. But hey not like there was real history in that rose garden * said flipent. Jackie atleast had taste. OH and was married to a beloved President .
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Purr·maid 5 years ago
That booking seemed to have really boosted the Four Seasons landscaping business. Where can I get some merchandise?
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
At their website. https://www.fstl1992.com/fstlmerch
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Anon Yymi 5 years ago
Doubt it. There's a large number of republicans who will pay for these people to lie to them, just because the world doesn't work the way they imagine and that scares them.
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Mary Peace 5 years ago
Can they sing at all? They could be a girl-band and call themselves K-I-M. Must be loads of stuff they could write songs or rap about.
"The response has been unbelievable," he told 9 News and couldn’t be happier with politicians, broadcasters, and an international diplomat retweeting his jokes.
Steve Blair also said that he tries to make sure his tweets are purely funny and not mean. “I think that's going down well. I think the tension of the election took its toll on people and they're letting off steam by having a laugh at the absurdity of it all."
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Purr·maid 5 years ago
Just as long as it has nothing to do with politics. Or living in the U.S. for that matter.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Hey hey, you let the problem grow out of hand, you keep & deal with it. Don't try to foist it on the rest of the world, like we export our toxic garbage to the third world whenever we get away with it.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
A hint to the famous scene from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new Borat movie where Giuliani was "exposed" as a sex offender. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/24/rudy-giuliani-borat-slip-up-powerful-white-men
Boopie Dew 5 years ago
Who lays on a bed in a hotel room with a "female reporter " in it, to tuck in his shirt?! Hmmm.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Trump's understanding of winning is what normal people call losing.
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
No worries. Starting Januari 21, he's just a regular troll to Twitter. Now he's got some protection because he's the president which allows him to tweet his nonsense and unfounded claims, although they are flagged by Twitter. He'll lose the protection when Biden is officially president and since the maniac won't hold back, he will get a ban.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Trump greatest achievement: Introducing the word covfefe as a sign for anything that's weird, crazy, insane, terrible and nasty.
Bill Havard 5 years ago
Covfefe according to research is almost a Samoan word that is self explanatory to a rational person. T-rump probably takes it as a compliment. Former 51 year ultra conservative Republican.
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Ludwig Michiel 5 years ago
I guess this is a reference to the "pee tapes", the supposed recording of Trump watching 2 prostitutes pee on the bed the Obamas slept in in a Moscow hotel room.
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
The golden shower tapes... Another thing that Russia had on him.
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Using the presidential powers to get Putin's permission to build a Trump tower in Moscow. Putin would get a $50 million penthouse in Trump Tower Moscow. Without a shadow of a doubt the Trump organization would find a way to let US taxmoney pay for that penthouse. https://thehill.com/policy/international/russia/419018-trump-organization-planned-to-give-putin-penthouse-in-moscow
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Boopie Dew 5 years ago
Hmm. Can't believe they didn't have this place checked, rechecked and then moved for a PRESS CONFERENCE about the prez.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Since when does the current president announce his victory when the majority of votes haven't even been counted? We have all learned more than we care for the last two weeks.
qwerty 5 years ago
Agreed. Not to mention that the "Lamestream Media" called the election for Trump in 2016.
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Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Do you mean keep his 'freakishly small hands' to himself? :P (And he TOTALLY should!)
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
It's a double-fakery! This is a fake-fake yew, since it's a fake redwood. Wow - Treeception
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
I guess they won't let Rudy forget his "seduction" attempt of that young reporter....
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Trump is preparing a trench war? Hardly surprising when his son wants a total war. Just like Hitler, he called for "den totalen Krieg". A real chip of the old block he is, douchebag Junior.
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LOttawa 5 years ago
Wouldn't that service be offered next door? Or did they partner up with the crematorium?
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
No, crematorium fully booked what with a quarter million Americans that mostly have died recently due to lack of leadership on Covid.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Cremation of a dead presidency (documents, on the other hand, would be turned over to the proper authorities).
Mary Peace 5 years ago
I used to think that s""tload just meant a lot of something, but, (as someone who doesn't tend to use this language) it does seem very appropriate in this case.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
You mean that bullshit isn't really a fertilizer? The White House has produced loads of it.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
To be fair: his staff couldn't tell a luxury hotel from a landscaping business. But as the orange guy himself said: "Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible." But of course he'll claim that he isn't responsible, like he denies all responsibilities for what happened during the last 4 years.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
And loads of free advertising. Drumpf only helps someone else—-though only indirectly—-if one of his F-List staff f***s up.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
They’re republicans. Add some well-deserved blue balls to the order.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Having their wedding in a landscaping company’s parking lot is way too many steps up their dream ladder for the average MAGAt.
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Nicholas Yu 5 years ago
I would be so happy if the Biden administration hired Four Seasons Landscaping to redo the White House garden. Granted, they shouldn't pay for the transportation from Philly to DC. But if I were Four Seasons I'd jump at the chance. I'd recuperate the cost of gas with with the free advertising.
EVCC 5 years ago
If someone lost their stick, I think I found it. Might need some cleaning.
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I would be so happy if the Biden administration hired Four Seasons Landscaping to redo the White House garden. Granted, they shouldn't pay for the transportation from Philly to DC. But if I were Four Seasons I'd jump at the chance. I'd recuperate the cost of gas with with the free advertising.
EVCC 5 years ago
If someone lost their stick, I think I found it. Might need some cleaning.
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