Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.

Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.

Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.

More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram

#1

Scorpio

Scorpio

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Laura LaTata
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch! You f*cking... Ouch! Shut the... Ouch!

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#2

Gemini

Gemini

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Raju Sesharaj
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait i am a gemini and this seems so accurate

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#3

Sagittarius

Sagittarius

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Lillian Chesak
Community Member
3 years ago

I must say, this is true

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#4

Aquarius

Aquarius

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Lazy Panda 2
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm not sure if this is applicable to me. Though it might be.

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#5

Aries

Aries

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
3 years ago

That explains my personality and my bottomless pit of hunger

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#6

Libra

Libra

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Erzsébet Bükkös
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me

Christy Hart
Community Member
3 years ago

Me too. My heart will be my death

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Maricela Ramirez
Community Member
3 years ago

I love this.

Beth Kleb
Community Member
3 years ago

I married a Libra 58 years ago. I am a very fortunate women!

Aaron Manulla
Community Member
3 years ago

Unfortunately us Libra's are often misunderstood, and frequently taken advantage of, due to the fact that we love so completely.

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

Sad, but true, we do :(

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M
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm a Libra and I agree. But I learned the hard way who deserves my love and who doesn't. The love may be rooted deep but it doesn't mean it's available to all.

P.Brux FHell
Community Member
3 years ago

Exactly!!! Same thing I just wrote: I can love to the depths of hell, but just as well I can stop loving if you are not worthy of it.

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P.Brux FHell
Community Member
3 years ago

Aw man, I don't know. I CAN love deeply and fiercely. When I love, I LOVE! But just as well, I can stop loving and caring about someone who crosses me. And my heart has no space for hate. Just love, but not for just about anyone, and not forever. You need to deserve it!

Larisa LB
Community Member
3 years ago

Libras are so romantic, so soulful, so deep! Love you guys! (from a Scorpio)

Katie Dragneel
Community Member
3 years ago

Woah I'm a libra but the only people I love are fictional

MadnesS at WorK
Community Member
3 years ago

I can relate to that. xD

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Rachel Shultz
Community Member
3 years ago

This is completely Libra. We love with a love that is more than love.

adiana
Community Member
3 years ago

Some family members who caused me the most emotional trauma were Librans.

endelbendel
Community Member
3 years ago

Libra judges. Obscures hearing speech and sight.

Elizabeth Van Auken
Community Member
3 years ago

Spookily accurate!

Hoparduc Snowpanther
Community Member
3 years ago

sadly true

Carolyn Scaletta
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh Yeah! that's what I am talking about

just a thought !
Community Member
3 years ago

I used to love a Libra a lot , my best friend , and then I lost the person , because of a small misunderstanding , and we still talk now ... But as acquaintances ... It doesn't help that we have a lot of common friends too .. Cause we were in the same group .

Tina Canavan Tracey
Community Member
3 years ago

This is true of me ....

Emmy Funke
Community Member
3 years ago

Bingo!

Sooki Kim
Community Member
3 years ago

I disagree. My love is very superficial...

Wayne Hotppl
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

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#7

Cancer

Cancer

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were bullshit since I didn't fit it.

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#8

Taurus

Taurus

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HauntedForests
Community Member
3 years ago

As a Taurus, I have to say that this is accurate.

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#9

Pisces

Pisces

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Pandola
Community Member
3 years ago

they hide what they don't like...as stage actors, there's the "behind the scene"...you never get to know them

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#10

Virgo

Virgo

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Lazy Panda 2
Community Member
3 years ago

Dam. Who let that one out the bag?

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#11

Leo

Leo

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Aunt Messy
Community Member
3 years ago

No. Leos make their own luck.

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#12

Capricorn

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just a thought !
Community Member
3 years ago

I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...

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