Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.

Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.

Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.

More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram

#1

Scorpio

Scorpio

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3 years ago

As someone with a Scorpio as a fiance, yeah they need to curb that tail.

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#2

Gemini

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Raju Sesharaj
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3 years ago

Wait i am a gemini and this seems so accurate

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#3

Sagittarius

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Lillian Chesak
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3 years ago

I must say, this is true

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#4

Aquarius

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kalle1724
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3 years ago

explains my wifes inability to pick a place for dinner..

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#5

Aries

Aries

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Zombie Gurl
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3 years ago

That explains my personality and my bottomless pit of hunger

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#6

Libra

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Maricela Ramirez
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3 years ago

I love this.

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#7

Cancer

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Master Markus
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3 years ago

I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were bullshit since I didn't fit it.

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#8

Taurus

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Sophie G
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3 years ago

just had 1!

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Pisces

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Sonia Leroux
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3 years ago

I don't understand the last part

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#10

Virgo

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Lazy Panda 2
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3 years ago

Dam. Who let that one out the bag?

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#11

Leo

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago

No. Leos make their own luck.

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#12

Capricorn

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3 years ago

i don't quite get this one. any capricorns out there care to explain it?

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