Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the stars are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.


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Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each zodiac sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully creepy drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's astrological messages read like a wine-induced 3AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more.

Scroll down, find your sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.

More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram

#1 Scorpio

Scorpio

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Laura LaTata 2 months ago

Ouch! You f*cking... Ouch! Shut the... Ouch!

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#2 Gemini

Gemini

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Raju Sesharaj 2 months ago

Wait i am a gemini and this seems so accurate

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#3 Sagittarius

Sagittarius

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Lillian Chesak 2 months ago

I must say, this is true

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#4 Aquarius

Aquarius

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Lazy Panda 2 2 months ago

I'm not sure if this is applicable to me. Though it might be.

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#5 Aries

Aries

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Zombie Gurl 2 months ago

That explains my personality and my bottomless pit of hunger

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#6 Libra

Libra

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Erzsébet Bükkös 2 months ago

I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me

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#7 Cancer

Cancer

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Master Markus 2 months ago

I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were bullshit since I didn't fit it.

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#8 Taurus

Taurus

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HauntedForests 2 months ago

As a Taurus, I have to say that this is accurate.

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#9 Pisces

Pisces

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Pandola 2 months ago

they hide what they don't like...as stage actors, there's the "behind the scene"...you never get to know them

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#10 Virgo

Virgo

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Lazy Panda 2 2 months ago

Dam. Who let that one out the bag?

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#11 Leo

Leo

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Aunt Messy 2 months ago

No. Leos make their own luck.

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#12 Capricorn

Capricorn

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just a thought ! 2 months ago

I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...

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