40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

That reads like something a standup comic would say in a nightclub.

I want to know how and when it was cleared up for you!

HOW OLD WAS THIS CHILD

My family wasn’t very religious, but I always believed that a “higher power” existed. I didn’t know much about God, but knew He was “up there” and I thought that He and his “assistants” were in the ceiling and would open a sliding panel to see what I was doing.

Oh my God , sex:z Failed 🤣

My sister told me the thunder was god and the angels bowling, the lightning was them taking pics and the rain was them playing in a pool lol

no, a spare 😝

My Dad said it was the angels bowling... and the rain was Mother Nature washing her face.

SAME! but i was told it was god bowling ^w^

Not very original, but I told my young son thunder was the angels bowling. We sat and listened to the storm a few minutes and after a massive crack of lightening he says "Wow! That was a strike!" That summer, he'd still climb into bed with me when it stormed, but we'd lay there and count strikes and gutter balls. 💕

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this! I got really confused when a woman sang in the radio and my mom told she died long ago. Then it hit me...

Me toooo! I thought they all lived in a giant house and had to sing their song three times a day and of they died you could never listen to that song again...

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Same here. And I thought commercial breaks were when they rotated bands in and out of rooms.

XD same haha

I used to think that if I looked at a vinyl record with a powerful enough microscope I would see tiny musical instruments in the grooves

But why? Were you hungry or something?

so like, where's the fish?

believe or not i pulled the fire alarm once also

Don't they teach kids that at that age? They do here in C.anada

How very boring! 😁

I thought they put fake mouth peices on

I thought you got pregnant by kissing, so....xD Yeah, in my childhood I would DEFINITELY need the actors to have a thin pane of glass...

Oh my goodness I used to think something similar. Like a thin piece of plastic film that was just big enough to cover like their mouth and nose.

My friend taught me about a trick where one person cups the other person's face and puts their thumb against their lips, so it looks like they're kissing but in reality they're kissing their thumb.

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My sister and I called kissing scenes "licky face". "They're doing licky face again."

For me it was the power plant that produced the clouds, or any type of businesses that had huge chimneys like in the picture. I thought they all came together and said on this day you make them & on this day we make them and so on....🤦‍♀️

Cute.

from the look of that white building, she could have told you they made milk there too

"The Mysteries of Pittsburgh"

I have 100% told my children this as we drive past a power plant, or whatever. Don't know if they ever believed it, but it a family thing now. "Cloud factory!"

Our neighbor always had her soda even in the car. Her kids had a fit about it because "Don't drink and drive"

Such drivers cause more accidents than aggressive drivers and should not be allowed to drive.

When I was little, I thought periods were when women would pee blue. Because that's what you saw on commercials 🤦

If that were the case, I'd wear them too!

Thats.. not a bad idea actually!