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While we’re all for sustainability and reselling, some things just aren’t worth it. Like, for example, toenail art or a God-knows-how-old jar of Mountain Dew jelly. However, some people are out there living by different rules, and no one could stop them from posting similar and even more unhinged listings online. For your amusement, we’ve gathered some of the weirdest below, courtesy of the Sad Marketplace Instagram account. While you’re scrolling through, try to imagine what went through these people’s minds when they decided to put these items on sale.

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    Wax figure of a boy named "David" in an unusual pose, listed on Facebook Marketplace for $1,000.

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a rock with a hole, priced at $4 on a checkered tablecloth.

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    Mastering the art of selling requires a lot of skill, strategic planning, and a touch of charisma. While the sellers on this list have plenty of the latter, they still have a long way to go in perfecting their selling strategies. Perhaps most importantly, start with the things that are worth listing and not worth listing online.

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    The items that are definitely pointless to put on Facebook Marketplace are the ones that Facebook doesn't allow. Like, non-physical ones. "For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” it explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t welcome on the selling platform.

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    Zombie baby doll with Jordan shoes in car seat, part of random Facebook Marketplace listings.

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it's hard to find full size because they keep getting destroyed to ward off the demons.

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    Something else that Facebook doesn't want to see people selling are animals and their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits aren't allowed as well, so no one gets harmed by them.

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    #9

    Facebook Marketplace listing of a helmet made from random plastic body parts.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creep factor is strong with this.

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    Recalled products are also a no-go on Facebook Marketplace, as they can have defects that pose or have safety risks to customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.

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    Random listing on Facebook Marketplace showing a massive chip for $123 AUD, displayed on a hand next to a ruler.

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    Even though Facebook fails to mention this in its guidelines, it's also prohibited to list tobacco products, alcohol, d***s, s*x toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If a person doesn't follow these guidelines, their listing is automatically rejected and removed. In cases where this happens frequently, an individual can also get their access to Facebook (and sometimes all Meta-owned websites) removed.

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    Unique Facebook Marketplace listing for a potty training aim game inside a toilet bowl.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just teach them to sit down, FFS.

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    Plate of lasagna listed on Facebook Marketplace with a foot nearby, priced at $15.

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    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the deal with that foot? Not just 'why is it so close to the food' (also a very important question!) but why does it look like that?

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    After sellers make sure that their item is appropriate for listing, they should also check if they aren't making these two other most common mistakes: having poor-quality images and a lack of detail in the description.

    "In today’s fast-paced world, buyers don’t have time to go back and forth to ask simple questions, so make sure your listing includes clear photos, accurate measurements, and any important details about the condition of the item," advised an experienced reseller and owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, Willow Wright, in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

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    Abstract art of a green figure resembling an ogre, listed as Shrek, priced at $5 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Man selling random small pet helmet and goggles on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pupper is rocking those goggles!

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    Something else to look out for while selling on Facebook Marketplace is prices, as Wright says that sellers are often shooting too high. "If your item is priced too high compared to similar listings, it might not sell. It’s also important to keep your listing updated. If your item’s not selling, try refreshing the post or adjusting the price to attract new buyers. And don’t forget to be flexible with pricing; buyers often expect to negotiate," she recommended.

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing of an Easter basket egg decoration with cartoonish face, priced at $1.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a severed Minion head?

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    Bizarre Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a "handy squirrel" puppet glove for $5.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes bedtime stories with your kids to the next level.

    To be successful, i.e., sell more items on Facebook Marketplace, Wright prepared a short guide that, when followed, ensures higher sales. "Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."

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    Shrek-themed bowling ball for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, that's kinda cool. I would totally have used that back when I did league bowling.

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    Dilapidated apartment listing on Facebook Marketplace, showing damaged interior and debris scattered on the floor.

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are having a fire sale, figuratively and literally.

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    "Some people will message you but won’t be serious buyers, so don’t get frustrated," she added. "Respond quickly to inquiries, keep your communication clear, and be patient. If you’re open to shipping, using Facebook’s shipping option can help broaden your reach and increase your chances of selling."

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    #25

    Jail cell door listed for $1 on Facebook Marketplace, pending sale.

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    Family dressed in Simpson costumes with exaggerated eyes listed on Facebook Marketplace for $75.

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    Tilly’syellowsnowman
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new best friend ✨Trauma✨ will be visiting after seeing those eyes

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a unique Waluigi PVC prayer card held in a hand.

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    A goldfish-shaped cracker listed for $123 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Man wearing small, round sunglasses listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely missing the point here. I can't see anything wrong with them.

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing showing wall dirt labeled as "Cucaracha" for $1.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I've searched for cucaracha, I definitely don't want any. Thanks anyway.

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    #35

    Person in a Shiba Inu costume on a boardwalk, an example of random listings on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a shiba inu, but I feel that I have done enough research to know that they don't generally have wings.

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    Haunted cauldron listed on Facebook Marketplace with warning label stating "Do Not Use" due to cursed tarot ashes.

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    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why are they trying to sell it then?

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    Bizarre latex mask of a man with exaggerated features listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This manages to be both creepy and funny, at the same time..

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    Cover of the book "I Should Be Dead" by Bob Beckel listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who's curious, the redacted work is 'addīction'. Oh no! Now I've seen my trigger word, I need to do three lines of nose candy. Thanks BP. You've ruined my life by not hiding the bad words well enough!!!

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring "Woke Up Gay, Again" funny vinyl stickers against a colorful tile background.

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    Damaged recliner listed on Facebook Marketplace for $20.

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    Lee451 Henderson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could put a bucket under it and only have to get up to eat.

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    Two vintage rotary phones on display, labeled as unavailable on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy them just for the satisfaction of slamming the headset down

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    Thousands of tablet cases for sale, stacked in a storage unit on Facebook Marketplace.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I was looking for. For my thousands of tablets

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    Random Facebook Marketplace listing: doll labeled "For Real Baby" priced at $100, dressed in a blue lace dress.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please specify which demon you would like to accompany the doll.