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Ryan Reynolds Shows How To Get Unwanted Guests ‘The F*** Out Of Your House’ With A Candle
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Ryan Reynolds Shows How To Get Unwanted Guests ‘The F*** Out Of Your House’ With A Candle

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“It’s Christmas. A time when friends and family come together to celebrate the season.” That’s the wholesome start to a sketch shown on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ with beloved actor Ryan Reynolds and, yup you guessed it, comedian Jimmy Fallon.

The video then takes a hilarious turn, as we should expect from Reynolds and Fallon for whom humor is a way of life. The point of the video is to make fun of guests who stay far too long by showing how you can get them to leave with a ‘get the f*** out of my house candle.’ Because more subtle ways just don’t seem to do the trick sometimes, do they?

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The video deals with how annoying it can be when guests stay in your house far too long

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Subtle approaches don’t always work. Like commenting on how late it is

Or yawning widely

Or even making not-so-subtle jokes

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That’s where the ‘get the f*** out of my house’ candle comes into play. Watch the full video of the sketch right here

If commenting on how late it is and doing over-the-top yawning doesn’t work, what will? Obviously, the ‘get the f*** out of my house candle’ that comes in ‘Old Shrimp,’ ‘Sweaty Crocs,’ ‘Hot Broccoli,’ ‘Egg Fart,’ and ‘New Jersey’ smells.

Jokes aside, getting guests (whether you love ‘em or loathe ‘em) to leave can leave some of us in a pickle. Especially if we want to do it politely and avoid ruining our reputations as warm and welcoming hosts. I usually opt for the classic ‘OK, it’s time to go,’ but you might want to go for something more subtle.

Apartment Therapy suggests that starting to clean up by gathering the dishes and throwing away the trash will help guests get the hint that it’s time to head home. You can also ask your friends and family about how they’ll be getting home. Bringing out the family photos and home movies may sound like a cliche, but it’ll probably get the guests leaving.

Meanwhile, The Week reveals that turning the music off and increasing the lighting can work wonders as well. If not, explain that you have to ‘get up early for work because you totally have an important meeting in the morning.’

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Dear Pandas, what do you think of Reynolds’ and Fallon’s skit? Which candle smell do you think would be the worst? What are your go-to strategies for getting guests who stay too late in your home to leave? Share your thoughts and ideas with us in the comments! And we sincerely hope that you won’t have to resort to using Reynolds’ candle!

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We usually made the comment of "Well, time for us to wrap this up since we have to get up early tomorrow." And if anyone asked "What for?" I'd say, "Because we like to sleep during the night like people, not in the daytime like vampires."

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Night Owl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 So funny! But yeah, subtle sometimes simply doesn't work. I could use that candle, but I'm very sensitive to smell so I'd probably leave to throw up before anyone else starts leaving

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Антон Христов
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doubt this would work. What I do is calling them taxi in front of them and just saying at their face it's time to leave.

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Gwyn Plaine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay, all I have to do to get people out my house is buy a fictional candle ...... thanks!

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turn off any music, pick up any drinks, put the food away, and start handing out coats. "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"

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Monika Georgieva
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just say straight ok, guys, time to kick you out, and saying it with a laugh and a loving, big smile. I would love you to stay longer but maybe another time. I'm getting very tired and I want to rest. And if the people are that dumb or arrogant to still pretend they don't understand I would just say - get out :D If a person doesn't know when to leave or doesn't care then he doesn't have a place in my circle :D

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Hans
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Come on. Explaining sketches and showing screenshot... a link to Youtube had done the trick. Please more genuine BP content!

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John C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us are at work and can't fire up videos. I for one appreciated the synopsis. The youtube link is there - Happy Holidays!

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We usually made the comment of "Well, time for us to wrap this up since we have to get up early tomorrow." And if anyone asked "What for?" I'd say, "Because we like to sleep during the night like people, not in the daytime like vampires."

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Night Owl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 So funny! But yeah, subtle sometimes simply doesn't work. I could use that candle, but I'm very sensitive to smell so I'd probably leave to throw up before anyone else starts leaving

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Антон Христов
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doubt this would work. What I do is calling them taxi in front of them and just saying at their face it's time to leave.

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Gwyn Plaine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay, all I have to do to get people out my house is buy a fictional candle ...... thanks!

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turn off any music, pick up any drinks, put the food away, and start handing out coats. "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"

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Monika Georgieva
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just say straight ok, guys, time to kick you out, and saying it with a laugh and a loving, big smile. I would love you to stay longer but maybe another time. I'm getting very tired and I want to rest. And if the people are that dumb or arrogant to still pretend they don't understand I would just say - get out :D If a person doesn't know when to leave or doesn't care then he doesn't have a place in my circle :D

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Hans
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4 years ago

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Come on. Explaining sketches and showing screenshot... a link to Youtube had done the trick. Please more genuine BP content!

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John C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us are at work and can't fire up videos. I for one appreciated the synopsis. The youtube link is there - Happy Holidays!

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