“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Same. We have a strict 'no electronics at the dinner table' rule.

That's funny. The way I see it, you have a huge amount of non eating time in the day to converse without your smartphone. It doesn't take very long (culture dependent) to consume a meal. Be on your device then. You shouldn't be talking with food in your mouth anyways. If you are someones guest, that's different and your phone should not be out (and don't talk with food in your mouth).

Once you washed the dishes and Grandma is sitting down somewhere.

I fly quite a bit and often board early. I also prefer aisle seats. I’ve honed my ninja moves to deflect the backpacks and over-large shoulder bags as others are boarding. Been hit in the head too many times from people who can’t manage their bags.

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This is exactly what is said above. Your point is?

Exceptione are there, besides these are etiquettes, not the law. This is like someone saying it's polite to stand up while shaking somebody's hand and one says I am in a wheelchair and if I stand up I'll topple over or keep falling the whole time.

Take them off briefly and look in the direction you think the person is for a few seconds so they can see your face/eyes. Then you can put your glasses back on.

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Then it might be that you miss out on conversations with great people.

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I am sorry to tell you, but if you need sunglasses on cloudy days because it is too bright, your eyes aren't okay.

Wait, so I'm not supposed to bang it on the edge of the urinal?

"You can shake it, you can twist it, you can beat it on the wall, but when you put it in your pants, the last two drops will fall." I found that written on the wall of one of the cabins at a summer camp I worked at 30 years ago.

So do you clang like a toddler's orchestra when you put it away?

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My grandaddy used to call it "shakin the dew off the lily". Didn't know this until he taught my own little boy the expression. Lol!

Shaking it more than three times is considered masturbating.

I *always* tap little johnny on the rim before I tuck him away. That's okay, right?

I can se on many a cup that to many do this at the same time 😅

Thank you for that thought, I wish I had NOT paused to work out what you meant!

Yup, have to 'Pop the Drop' . . .

Then chase it with a handful of salt, the milk and three plates

Is the right answer.

Depends who's rim you referring to..

I believe that is also unisex.

"Oi, you two" will work too..

My girlfriend and I are getting married next year and we'll refuse to be addressed by anything else than "yo b!tches". It doesn't matter that we're not from an english speaking country.

nope ... don't have anything sharper than this today (BTW, thanks for the laugh!)

🤣👌❤️

Works for me!

That’s precisely what I call to my brothers

I'm not coming to your parties. 🤣

This is how everyone should be addressed, same sex couple or not....

You just made me wake my cat up from the very sudden and very loud guffaw your comment just made me emit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't effin breathe!!

It is a good thing to act according to the culture one is part of and use traditional greetings.

You probably don’t have many friends….

This is the way.

It’s all the best bit b