50 Painfully Spot-On Memes That Anyone Above 30 Might Relate To (New Pics)

This is remarkably close to what I've been saying - a day to recover from the week, a day for social activities, and a day to do things around the house.

I don't leave the house on weekends unless there's something I actually WANT to do, usually only on fall weekends for Halloween related activities. Otherwise, I alternate between my chair in the living room, or my bed...with my little old man dog, although sometimes I muster up enough GAF to do housework. I send the other adults in the house on errands if something's needed.

My sons school went to a 4 day week and it has made a world of difference in his engagement when he is at school. His teacher says it's harder to teach what they are supposed to in that timeframe but overall it has been a positive change.

Please

I have trained my people to not freak out if I don't respond within 24 hours. I'm not a brain surgeon, labor coach , or organ donor.

I only have a flip phone and it stays in my car. My wife is always yelling at me because I never turn it on when I go to the grocery store.

being immediately reachable is a choice YOU make.

I don't answer my phone, so I'm still ahead of the game. I read the texts and listen to voicemails, but I don't have to respond.

Memorised stuff? No, we wrote it down. And we used to have street map books that we used for directions and to travel places.

This has nothing to do with age and is scientifically proven. That's why people recommend not using the same routes on a daily base because you tend to not see things anymore

I couldn't remember a whole half an hour drive home from work one time. It was kind of scary.

Oh yes, many times, driving home at midnight after a 3-11 shift.

quite often......

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maladaptive daydreaming sure is fun! /s

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Mine decided to take one in July when blacked out and fell down a flight of stairs. NO, I was not on any d***s nor was I drunk!! 911 was called and I was in the hospital for a week because a UTI went sepsis, I could not walk and every time I tried to stand, my pulse would shoot up to over 150 and my BP would drop lower than 60/30 and I would hit the floor. I then spent five weeks in a skilled nursing rehab learning to walk again. Before the hospital I kept saying: "if it gets worse, I'll go to the doctor." My stress level was through the roof with my job and I was not thinking about myself. Now my heart and lungs are affected because of the tissue damage caused by the sepsis and now, at 60 years old, I am having to move into assisted living because I can not walk without my rollator, can not cook, etc, etc. etc...listen to your body!!!

My body did this to me. I was a yes person at work. And they ran with it but reward for it? Heck no. I went on annual leave for one week. Left instructions. Returned to chaos. I had a total nervous breakdown. Spent 4 months disengaged with everything. I let one person in, my best friend. I don't remember the holiday (we went to Dublin) and 4 months is missing. I started to reengage because my mum somewhat forced me. She broke in to my house and took me out. But after that, I FELT my brain change. I could genuinely feel it change wiring. And to this day, I have never been the same psychologically. My brain now recognises a point. I don't. And it shuts me down. Like narcolepsy. Zero control over it. It makes me self-care whether I like it or not.

Agreed

Truth.

Can her therapist write me a doctor's note for work?

Dying as fast as possible so that I don't have to deal with the aftermath.

Oh you mean my plans for tomorrow? Gonna sleep through it, wake me when it's over.

My home was broked into by some weirdos, but i had to work until end of work.

I’m not worried. I live less than 10 miles from the #2 place in the US likely to be targeted by nuclear weapons👍 I expect to be riding that mushroom cloud to my reward.

Yeah.. working from home

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"Wow, nobody's ever called me an adult before. I've been tried as one though." (Simpsons school bus driver Otto)

Growing older is mandatory- growing up is not!

I look younger than I am. When I was maybe 23, a census taker knocked on the door and asked me if there are any adults at home. I said no. He later came back and I had to admit I was an adult. If you offer someone an excuse, don't act surprised they take it.

This is the mom in bedazzled pants at the soccer field

I am officially old a month and 21days ago and I don't go to bed at 9pm. Lately it has been closer to midnight.

And by “old,” at 54, I’m considered a dinosaur to my teens! 🤣

Yesterday, my daughter called me at 6:25. I was asleep and immediately went What's wrong? And that's because I thought it was 6:20 in the morning, not 6:20 in the evening. That's the trouble with winter when it's dark early!

OMG!! I'm now 70....I didn't think that was old....but, yep...it definitely is.....

The real hack is going to bed at a consistent time every day. What that time is, isn't relevant.

Or get a Jake who doesn't drink and STILL tells you how much he loves you, many times each day.

How about that but sober!