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Christmas is almost here, and between wrapping gifts, rushing for last-minute shopping, and juggling holiday cooking, things can get a little chaotic. In the middle of all that festive madness, everyone deserves a small pause to breathe and laugh.
So we did the work for you. We rounded up some laugh-out-loud memes from the Idiots In Public Places Facebook page that are guaranteed to lift your mood. Scroll through, enjoy the silliness, and let yourself soak up a little extra holiday cheer before diving back into the Christmas rush.
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#1
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
I wouldn't have been smiling. The company has returned to the policy of "make everyone travel to an office for no good reason."
M B 2 weeks ago
You'd be surprised how many actually want to be around colleagues...puzzles me too
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Bookworm 2 weeks ago
Still needs to meet dress code if you don't want to get fired.
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Cynthia Marrs 2 weeks ago
This is great. More productivity when the head honchos have a sense of humor.
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keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
When I went to therapy, my psychologist told me that worrying is a form of OCD. Ever since then I worry that I have OCD.
Detroit Citizen 2 weeks ago (edited)
@keyboardtek I actually have that. I call it the doom and gloom compulsion. Before seeking help i couldnt help but think worse case and make a plan by running what ifs about possible outcomes in my head. I told myself it was so i could be ready for any outcome. I also get a sense of doom, like a pressure pushing down on me. Ive been on meds since August. We figured it out and i feel so much better. Having it can be really exhausting. It even affects your personal life, relationships, etc. And yeah, sometimes when im a little stressed, i remember to recognize i have it, then yup, i start to stress if im doing the doom and gloom or if this is a normal stress.
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Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
My brain doesn't have to make up anything to scare me. the truth proves quite sufficient.
Marnie 2 weeks ago
So, what happens is that when you fall asleep, your eyes roll up into your head and you see what you're thinking. At least, that's the hypothesis my 4 year old brain came up with.
Vee Lyons 2 weeks ago
Makes sense to me. Clever thinking for a four year old.
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KatWitch57 2 weeks ago
Back in the day we were all told; "don''t think about things that upset you, just keep on working and thinking about things that make you feel happy , Fast forward 50 years and it's; "CBT will show you how to think about the positive, rather than the negative.
Serial pacifist 2 weeks ago
Funny how people make up scary stories about other people they don’t even know (migrants, foreigners, “others” of any kind) and get scared, but the ultimate, proven scare story - global warming - they are like “Nah, I’m good with that, it’s just a myth.”
LizzieBoredom 2 weeks ago (edited)
I had a dream about a squirrel coming in through the open window, and helping himself to my spaghetti dinner. I'm pretty sure he was Italian.
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Anony Mouse 2 weeks ago
Listen to what people say. If they spread gossip, never trust them. If they talk trash about others, they might talk trash about you, so don’t give them any ammunition or reason.
Fire Singer 2 weeks ago
100% this! I have one gal at work who vents to me about everything and everyone, so I tell her nothing about myself because I assume she's telling other people the same things about me. Don't want to give her any fodder.
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Charlotte Crone 2 weeks ago
Showed this to my16 year old who is starting work next week. Told em to remember this forever!
Kelly H. Wilder 2 weeks ago
Poor Monica. I'm so glad she's come through it and is now able to laugh about it. Her humor is fantastic!
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If you’re even a little guilty of endlessly scrolling through social media, chances are you’ve stumbled upon a meme that made you stop, laugh, and maybe even hit “share.” Memes have become a universal language of the internet, cutting across age groups, countries, and cultures. Whether it’s a relatable joke, a clever observation, or pure absurdity, memes are everywhere. They’ve evolved from simple image macros into a powerful form of digital expression. Today, memes are how people react, vent, and connect online.
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unfilteredCigarette73 2 weeks ago
Every time I see something this dumb and laugh way too much I worry about how many brain cells I actually have left
Janet Graham 2 weeks ago
I love this! I saw it in the wild and had a great laugh. I have seen him in interviews and he seems like a regular guy with a great sense of humor. I can see him doing this
#5
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
It's a play on the old trope/stereotype that every single creature in Australia can kíll you XD
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Mary Ingram-Waters, Ph.D., associate dean and professor at the University of Nevada–Reno Honors College, explains why memes work so well. “Memes have to be translatable within a particular demographic group — a group that has a shared language, shared meanings, shared culture,” she says. That shared understanding is what makes a meme instantly funny or relatable. But the ones that truly go viral manage to cross those boundaries. They resonate with people from different backgrounds, making them widely recognizable and shareable.
#7
Linnea Bester 2 weeks ago
I have that T-shirt! Wore it to an event recently. The local band played Comfortably Numb for me. Felt like a friggin rockstar.
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Talis 2 weeks ago
And don't wear a Harley Davidson shirt if you don't know at least 5 of her songs!
childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
Great joke, love p!nk, but comfortably numb is an absolute banger
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Jaya 2 weeks ago
Better cooking tip: unfollow anyone who advocates for kale smoothies (yuck!) and do it the Dutch way: mashed potatoes with boiled kale, gravy and sausage or meatballs (or a vegetarian version of those) is AMAZING. That's the reason kale exists, in my opinion.
JL 2 weeks ago
My kale smoothie recipe is the best. Just substitute chocolate ice cream for the kale and then you have a kale smoothie that can't be beat.
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childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
Cooking tip! If you never buy kale, you never have to eat it
KatWitch57 2 weeks ago
Working on the checkout, I asked the customer (who runs a restuarant) how they make kale taste good. Oh says he "I deep fry it, and serve it with butter, grated cheese and lots of black pepper."
Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
Fair - enough deep frying and grated cheese makes everything edible
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Scott Rackley 2 weeks ago
I have placed and removed a lot of that particular kale
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
As someone who was a teen in the 90s, I am really not a fan of skinny-leg jeans in general XD
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keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
I asked my doctor how do I avoid getting a hernia. She said to not get a beer belly. Apparently carrying around one's own weight can give a man a hernia.
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
What if it's not a beer belly, but a taters-n-gravy belly?
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Oskar vanZandt 2 weeks ago
I wear my belt around my belly, not under it... And I like roomy jeans.
Back in 2020, Instagram reported that over one million memes were being shared every single day, and that number has almost certainly grown since then. Memes spread fast because they’re easy to consume and even easier to pass along. Sharing a joke or a meme often signals shared values, experiences, or perspectives. It’s a subtle way of saying, “You get it too.” In many ways, memes have replaced long conversations with instant understanding.
#10
Zephyr343 2 weeks ago
I have seriously considered throwing out all the dirty pans and buying new ones instead of washing them
Emilu 2 weeks ago
I actually have done that with a frying pan. To be fair, the frying pan was on its last legs anyway, but still. 😆
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Gigi 2 weeks ago
It's been a month, and I can't stop thinking about a really nice meal I made for friends that I started a day before, worked on for hours and was super excited about. I put out snacks whilst doing finishing touches then served. I sat down and commenced with what I assumed would be a relaxing dinner with nice conversation, etc My guests we finished eating in less than 10 minutes. I had barely gotten through my salad. I tried offering seconds, but they were "stuffed." So my husband poured a bit more wine and had some conversation while I at least ate some main course, and he cleared the dishes and sent us to the living room and put everything away I felt like the lady in the painting for days.
Otto Katz 2 weeks ago
Oo we tried that. Found out he's a ver very messy cook. Took me years to train him to clean as he cooks.
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Elaine Frank 1 week ago
This is WHY I stopped cooking & now I just do ALL the cleaning! Easier on my nerves! lol
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FranSinclair 2 weeks ago
K like not in a bad way...but that dog looks exactly like my son 🤣 they have the same eyes!
Memes also help people say the hard things. Topics that feel awkward, emotional, or overwhelming can sometimes be easier to express through humor. A meme can capture frustration, sadness, or burnout in a way that feels lighter and more approachable. People often use memes to open conversations they wouldn’t otherwise know how to start. Humor becomes a coping tool, helping people process difficult feelings without feeling exposed.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
I use my seam ripper to remove tags as soon as I get new clothing XD
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Remi (He/Him) 2 weeks ago
To be fair, I'm way closer to pic 1 than pic 2. That's what happens when you don't spend zillions on de-aging meds and surgeries
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
I'm 43 and got carded at a bar on Friday and had to show my DL to some of the people I was hanging out with, because they didn't believe I was in my 40s (they thought I was max late 20s). I've never spent a cent on de-aging meds or surgeries, I've just stayed out of the sun and spent decades playing video games and reading books indoors XD It's not always just about plastic surgery XD Hell, I don't even moisturize as often as I should... XD
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keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
So many movie and TV stars back in the 60's prematurely aged from smoking, heavy drinking, eating a high fat white flour diet, and no exercise.
Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
I turned 17 in 1985 and I think I still looked like that.
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Bob Bob 2 weeks ago
Ah I can finally breathe again! Thank god for you. Wait, don't put that back in my moutghghhbb
Virgil Blue 2 weeks ago
Labyrinth is one of my favorite movies and you brought those two doorknockers to mind.
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Even politics hasn’t escaped meme culture. Memes are now widely used to comment on social issues, criticize leaders, or highlight injustices. They allow people to simplify complex topics into digestible ideas that spread quickly. For many, memes feel like a safer way to engage with serious issues without sounding confrontational. In a world overloaded with news, memes often cut through the noise.
#17
Bob Brezniak 2 weeks ago
Someone who desperately wants you to KNOW they are vegan.,
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A bartender I know has a T-shirt of a yelp review of him, personally: "Rotund, yet intimidating."
QuincyForrest 2 weeks ago
A vegan looking for suitable food at a BBQ joint is a lot like a Jehovah's Witness looking for romance at a meeting of American Atheists.
Nikki Sevven 2 weeks ago
You might be an idiot if you go to a BBQ joint looking for vegetables. I mean, there are vegetables, but they're not vegan vegetables.
Hassel Davidhoff 2 weeks ago
I mean, they're in Plant City, Florida. No self respecting vegan is lingering long there.
Hassel Davidhoff 2 weeks ago
You're not wrong. Though you'll find that veganism isn't terribly popular here.There's like, 4 of us, I think.
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wayne whitson 2 weeks ago
"Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined" was an actual review for a Hooter's restaurant that became a slogan for their t-shirts.
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One of the biggest reasons memes resonate so deeply is that they make people feel seen. That moment when you think, “This is literally me,” creates an instant emotional connection. Memes validate everyday struggles, insecurities, and small victories. They remind people they’re not alone in what they’re feeling. Sometimes, a single meme can say what words can’t.
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BookFanatic 2 weeks ago
My dad taught me to slide my straw when I was three. Mom was not impressed.
Andy Frobig 2 weeks ago
Well the devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat, and he laid that golden on the ground at Johnny's feet...
William Mesker 2 weeks ago
"Cause h33l's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards..."
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When Bob Dylan was recording his Nashville Skyline album in Nashville in the 1960s, he was using studio musicians for some of it One day, his regular guitar player was a no-show and a young kid was sent in to do his part. Bob was pretty impressed with the kid's skill on both guitar and fiddle and made him his regular player after that. Prior to this, the kid had been hanging out around the studio picking up little bits or work here and there. Being part of Bob Dylan's regular crew opened many doors and introduced him to all of the big names. The kid was, of course, Charlie Daniels.
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unfilteredCigarette73 2 weeks ago
"If you're doing something right, no one will know you've done anything at all"- God to Bender
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Zephyr343 2 weeks ago
I dont mind him (its a him, not a her, because no woman would ever let things get this messed up), its some of the followers I cant stand.
Dragons Exist 2 weeks ago
Not sure why exactly you felt the need to shove misandry into a funny tweet
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childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
Fix us the f**k up why don’t you, Mr. Omnipotent Loving Dictator
Helen Rohrlach 2 weeks ago
Well you know how copies of copies of copies get a little fuzzy......
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KatWitch57 2 weeks ago
Supermarkets with a turnover of approx 1 employee per every 10 seconds, have an 'interview process' more exacting than Mossad!
Memes have even made their way into the world of money and finance. Meme coins are a type of cryptocurrency inspired by internet jokes, pop culture, or viral trends rather than traditional financial models. While they often start as humor, they can quickly build massive online communities. People trade them, invest in them, and rally around them for fun or speculation. What began as a joke has, in some cases, turned into real economic movement.
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belle Twinkle 1 week ago
My Father in Law had a huge ape-hedge doing the same to an unpopular neighbour.
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Pandasizing World Peace 2 weeks ago
Ever watch those Police body cam videos when the drunk they’re arresting just won’t shut up and keeps screaming the same annoying thing over and over and over? Cops need to have trained Police Elephants along with them to do this!
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Memes really are everywhere—from your group chats to global conversations. They make us laugh, think, and sometimes feel a little less alone. Which one of these made you smile or laugh the most? Don’t forget to share your favorites and spread a little extra holiday cheer.
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Serial pacifist 2 weeks ago
He could’ve gone with the Hateful 8, but he is obviously a loving person!
LovesBerk 2 weeks ago
I hope got that saved somewhere. That's a heck of a password to type every time. Especially if you miss a letter. "Password not recognised".
Mary Peace 1 week ago
Easy to forget to capitalise one of the 'characters'.
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Satya Bain 2 weeks ago
I finally stared telling my callers they had 4 special characters to CHOOSE from for a long password.
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Colorado_mountain boy 2 weeks ago
When I was 6 I climbed into the fridge and got my little brother to close the door to see if the light turned off. Today I am claustrophobic
SlapstickChicken 2 weeks ago
Adult me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the door
Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
If you listen carefully you can hear the click as the switch changes. If you're nerdier you can whack a current meter in line with the fridge and watch the drop as the bulb turns off.
#30
Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
Money? You can't have money! Think of the poor hard-done-by shareholders. If you're lucky you'll get a croissant or pizza slice. 😠
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Malakai 2 weeks ago
Looks like paella to me, which is a dish made with mollusks and other seafood
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I tried zooming in but it doesn't get better. The only reason I'd think they were all Asian is they're all dark-haired, apparently.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago
That's weird. When I'm alone, it's only my turn about once a week....
RamiRudolph 2 weeks ago
The image didn't specify how often you have to do them.
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Mel 2 weeks ago (edited)
Does everyone turn into a trash goblin and eats a piece of cheese, tofu or whatever and shares their rabbit's lunch whenever they're too lazy to cook for themselves, or should I just shut up and not continue with the sentence? I mean... Life hack, no dishes!
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
A piece of cheese IS a meal. If you want to be fancy you can follow it with a cheese course (a slightly smaller piece of cheese)
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Jaya 2 weeks ago
I think the environment disagrees with that. If you have a disability or depression or something, fine, you do what you do to survive. But if you´re perfectly able to do the dishes and still keep your life running, then it's kinda selfish to choose something so wasteful.
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Pandasizing World Peace 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but you’re the one who decides when they actually get done!
Ann Jeppesen 2 weeks ago
That’s why I’ve got a dishwasher. I know it’s overkill for one person, but I really hate washing dishes.
BossyCloud 1 week ago
It's absolutely NOT overkill. It just doesn't get run as often as a full family's does
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childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
Deciding to hear this in Loki’s voice from that one scene in ragnarok
Bewitched One 2 weeks ago
It’s probably dry erase marker and wiped right off
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les 2 weeks ago
thats not fair on the doll, the doll has never treated their kid as a newspaper headline, the doll probably pays its debts instead of flying off to turkey to get a face transplant when she should be in court, the doll doesn't have multiple drivng convictions for unfit through drink or druhgs, the doll is obviously the better person.
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Lady Eowyn 2 weeks ago
Veneers are not always like that. My teeth were discolored because I was given tetracycline when I was a child. They always looked gray even when clean. My veneers are just what the dentist thought my natural color would have been. Not bright at all, a normal color.
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Mel in Georgia 2 weeks ago
Gonna post an appropriate YouTube video in my reply. We sing this song every time we use Parmesan cheese!
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
I'd never heard this song before. Thank you for making my life better.
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Austzn 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: before the coffee lawsuit someone tried unsuccessfully to sue them over being burned by one of those pies and I've always found that interesting in comparison.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 weeks ago
People still don't know the truth about the coffee lawsuit amd it annoys me so much
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Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
The victim in that burning actually died from sepsis contracted during surgery for those burns. It wasn't a simple splash on the leg situation
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Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
How to tell if someone believes everything on the Internet #356
Paulo Antonio Moreira 2 weeks ago
Thanks God I saw this. I was wondering why so many antennas in my car.
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
Come on, you paranoids. You don't really have to cut those things off. If you wrap them in several layers of aluminum foil, that will block the signal, not only from the government, but from the aliens monitoring our planet. And the space lasers.
Janet Graham 2 weeks ago
I saw this on FB where it got flagged for being false information. Some people have no sense of humor.
Mary Peace 1 week ago
I know I'm old and forgetful, but I'm sure cars had these before there was any G at all.
#39
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
My sister found my Instagram account and she likes EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE even if it's just a photo of one of my cats in a stupid hat, or a photo I took of a lizard in my backyard, or a photo of the tray of all my pets' food bowls at feeding time. It's a little disturbing, actually, especially considering I live next door to my sister and see her at least 5 times a day. I make sure to slip in the occasional post that is me holding a giant potato with the caption "Anything’s a díldo (or a búttplug) if you’re brave enough." And yes, she "likes" those posts too. XD
Lady Eowyn 2 weeks ago
I didn't know you were on IG, I am too. I'll have to look you up.
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Janet Graham 2 weeks ago
Then they go and ruin it all by wanting to be friends. Every one of them is a widowed and retired military man. And all of their friends are young, Middle Eastern men in robes.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago (edited)
Careful. People will start calling you a Nazî if you make any salute even similar to that. True story, sadly....
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Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
And, you still don't know their last name, and may not even know their real first name.
pandamonium 2 weeks ago
Oh god yes! I've had some very good long term friends and I am note sure about the real names for some of them.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 weeks ago (edited)
Idk y they say girls, my friend group of 99% women never take pictures, let alone pictures together lol, i have one picture of my best friends together amd its because they stole my phone and thought it'd be funny to take lots of pictures
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General Anaesthesia 2 weeks ago (edited)
"What" is the four-letter word, "ha" is the small laugh in the middle of it. "haha" is a bigger laugh.
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Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
Oh god yes. Us running around woodland in the snow wearing a rugby shirt and *shorts*. Teacher wearing tracksuit and coat and sitting in front of a portable gas heater reading a Playboy he confiscated from a prefect.
G A 2 weeks ago
PE teachers were without exception irredeemable sh1tbags of the highest order, either s*x. Never met a decent one.
Sian E 2 weeks ago
My PE teacher in high school was fairly decent. She knew I was not athletically inclined and as long as I turned up to the lesson, I was allowed to drift around not doing very much. She liked me because I didn't muck about and disrupt things.
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And they were perverts, too! Not as bad as the guy in the pic tho
WookiesMaMa 2 weeks ago
Please tell me that fur coat isn't real fur. I'm going to tell myself that.
KatWitch57 2 weeks ago
At private (fee paying) school, we always knew that the heating was 'on the blink' because all the thermometers disappeared ;>
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Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
There would be, if your secrets were more interesting.
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My mum used to tell everyone in the family to make sure that everyone knew it was a secret and that they shouldn't talk about it
Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
Mom kept secrets. The neighbours didn't. So one time mom and I made up a set of juicy fake stories, but we only told one person at a time. Turned out that three of them were blabbermouths, so we simply found "reasons" to slowly drift out of their orbit (because in a small town arguments and recriminations have side effects, so better to make it seem natural).
#45
Kelly Scott 2 weeks ago
Yeah, Princess Ty, I'm doing the job MY manager told me to do. Guess what? You ain't my manager!
Rahb in Oz 2 weeks ago
Gotta LOVE co-workers who get delusions of adequacy and then think they somehow rank above you in the absence of the real manager. Better still, when they complain about you doing something the way the REAL boss told you, because that is different from the way your self-appointed 'manager' wants! Best of all is when your contract is not renewed because you dared to argue with them about who gets to say how it should be done! Ultimately better off out of there now, but that REALLY rankled at the time!
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Zephyr343 2 weeks ago
He looks like he wants to either eat my soul or sell it
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He's already creepy enough without photoshopping. He gives used car salesman vibes.
The Big Bad 2 weeks ago
If you say this as a teacher you know you've bought yourself a s**t show.
Arenite 2 weeks ago
At least he has the vestiges of a sense of humor, unlike his boss
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keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
My definition of Hell would be being trapped in a room with Steve Harvey and having to listen to him for hours.
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keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
Aliens observing earth see all those detention centers going up and think "Nope".
Laura Deckers 1 week ago
Aliens observing earth and seeing all the nuclear bombs testing going on ON the planet.
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Zephyr343 2 weeks ago
They really need to play the song Hippopotamus for Christmas more than they do.
joseph legatt 2 weeks ago
You can find the original version on YouTube. I play it often to annoy the family.
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Jaya 2 weeks ago (edited)
And the baby she´s about to give birth to is clearly not HIS first child, he wouldn't be able to make such dad jokes yet if he wasn't a dad already.
Tha Monkey 2 weeks ago
I dunno; I make dad jokes all the time - and I'm a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
I don't think there's a Walmart in Penn Station.
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Brier Random 2 weeks ago
They should’ve just used the first pic without the second. No comparison needed, we all know what actual AirPods look like.
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Dirk Daring 2 weeks ago
Fully upgraded hat that cost you over 8,300mon in Ghost of Yotei but it gives you a major stealth bonus.
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Random Jackass 2 weeks ago
So you're saying we get to leave work early? 🤔
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Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
... on a relatively slow news day. It usually gets worse.
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 weeks ago
Amateurs. If you are unhappy with a colleague you accidently run them over with your car. More sustainable 🙂↕️
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Lotekguy 2 weeks ago (edited)
Nice reacharound! Another way to dodge the daehtihs censors! That makes the game more interesting.
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As Dutch kids we had 7083170. (Oliebol, a Dutch fried dough treat (kinda like a beignet doughnut type thing) with powdered sugar that we eat around New Year's. Calling someone an oliebol means they're dumb or an idiot. Don't ask me why this specific food)
Panda McPandaface 2 weeks ago
In the UK calling someone a 'doughnut' is much the same.
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Ah this takes me back to the 90s when i as a teen had a pager. Who else here remembers pager codes lol ? Then we got T9 texting on the pay per message days lol
Tom Faehnle 1 week ago
How many of us got our calculator out? (It's hard to turn my pc monitor upside down.)
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Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
When someone laughs when you make a joke, are they laughing because they considered it funny or are they laughing at the fact that you considered it funny?
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Blackmoon The Dragon 2 weeks ago
Lmao, I do this sometimes to see whether scammers are still trying to message me
#65
Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
I didn't have to worry about my results. I never went back to school to sit the exams.
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
Oh no, your prayers do get answered. The answer is No. Also: man created God in his own image.
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Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
And don't call in. Remember, it's April Fool's Day for your boss as well.
Ace 2 weeks ago (edited)
April 1st is a holiday, you don't need to go to work /s . . . . . Edit: added sarcasm tag for the hard of thinking.
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Billo66 2 weeks ago (edited)
The artist really did capture the beauty of all 4 chins though.
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Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago (edited)
To be fair, you'll probably get much better quality pictures than with an actual CCTV camera.
Ai Yu 2 weeks ago
Well, it probably works, I do believe there is an app specifically made to turn smartphones into security cameras, a good use for old unneeded phones, keeps them out of the landfill, etc etc. One issue though, the battery. I wouldn't trust it over the long term always being plugged in. I'd have to crack it open and remove the battery before using such.
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Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
Or in a meeting. I'm very good at looking attentive while I'm actually mostly asleep.
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Lady Eowyn 2 weeks ago
Can someone explain this for an old lady out of touch with much of popular culture?
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General Anaesthesia 2 weeks ago (edited)
He's just begging for an "I love you so, so much less".
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KatWitch57 2 weeks ago
The censored word (emojis) says; "oh please, let him make up a good excuse., we all, need pizza, now1!!'
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Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
Two things not to say after the first time you drive his new car: "responsive isn't it" and "good brakes though"
Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
But surely that's better than "Your brakes are cràp, I'm lucky to be here."
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Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
Oh dear, that's very unfortunate. I'm sure you'll think of something.
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