15 Darkly Funny Comics By Mark Brinker About The Many Ways Life Fights Back

Of course you are, my dear!

Well it really shouldn't be your FIRST thought when shipwrecked, but I suppose... sure. Life isn't all roses, and sometimes the mature reaction is to just accept that. Good for you.

Wouldn't it be funnier at a briss? xD

In some places, before being executed, the condemned gets to select their last meal. He requested "surf and turf", which I believe is generally lobster and steak. He chokes while eating his last meal, a guard saves him, then he is executed.

he had ordered surf and turf for his last meal i think

He is going to be executed, so he has a last meal. He has a guard so he can't try to k**l himself and rob the courts of his e*******n.

Guy on death row choking on last meal, saved just to be executed in an hour

He was on death row enjoying his last meal. Rather than let him die of choking, they did the Heimlich so he could be electrocuted an hour later.

It was his last meal before e x e c u t i o n

Just this one??

Waymo self driving car (formerly known as the Google Self-Driving Car Project)

want to say the same thing

It's just him waffling incoherently

There's nothing to get. Seems to be pizza cutter humor. All edge and no point.

He's poking him with a stick to see if he's dead, like one might do if they find a dead animal. Don't worry though, it isn't funny even if you do get it.