There’s nothing like a hot, fresh home-cooked meal. As long as the person who prepared it doesn’t have their own bizarre style of cooking, that is… Every chef will tell you that creativity in the kitchen can be a great thing. But without mastering the basics, taking risks in the kitchen can also lead to some interesting outcomes.
Reddit users have recently been sharing the most questionable culinary habits their family members have, so we’ve gathered some eyebrow-raising responses below. Enjoy reading through these habits that would make Gordon Ramsay shudder, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly shocking!
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My sister moved from the city to a small Texas town. Someone in their circle had a new baby girl and named her Brie. My sister jokingly said, "If you have another one, you can name it Gouda." Everyone looked at her with blank stares because they had no idea what Gouda was. It was perhaps a joke in bad taste, but she and i have laughed over that many times through the years, so in the end it was a worthwhile joke.
A clever manipulation - "Sweet Dreams", Robert!
Load More Replies...I had a colleague who named her daughter Dalia. Although this is a flower name, were we are from, there is a brand of cheese with this name too, quite popular in fact. Few months after the baby girl was born, she came to the office one day and she told us: "Yesterday my husband and I were in the supermarket for groceries and we realised that our daughter has a cheese name" .
And no curiosity whatsoever about what the name they chose for their baby refers to? I know a number of people are that incurious, but it’s wild to me.
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My mother has entire cookbooks dedicated to cooking in the microwave. She thinks there are two ways to cook vegetables:
1. Place frozen vegetables into Corningware. Add water and margarine. Microwave until they are mush.
2. Dump canned vegetables and liquid from can into pot. Add margarine. Hear until slightly warm.
I realized I could like vegetables the first time I tasted fresh green beans that had been lightly sauteed with olive oil, garlic, and salt.
Try baked broccoli with garlic and Parmesan cheese 😋 edit: and olive oil and baked
I like making potatoes this way, with some olive oil on them to make them crispy
Load More Replies...This is one of those times when I'm actually happy to have been born in the south. I grew up in fresh vegetables being cooked in marvelous and amazing ways. The only issue is, if it's being cooked in the south, you can almost bet that everything that's been added in to make it taste amazing is probably not good for you. There are times where that isn't, necessarily, true and it is made in healthier ways. It isn't often, though.
Roast cauliflower with a bit of salt & pepper. While it's cooking, saute pine nuts in butter until just starting to turn golden, then add chopped dates & garlic. Cook just until the dates are warm; remove from heat & combine with the cauliflower when it's done roasting. Serve hot or at room temperature. Sounds horrible, I know, and it doesn't look much better but it is heavenly to eat!
Slow cook those green beans, after shelling a couple of them, with a chunks of ham or a slice of bacon. Sheer heaven - it's a Southern thing
Roasted brussell sprouts with bacon and parmesan, roasted broccolini with lemon pepper, zucchini sliced really thin and coated in parmesan then baked makes some awesome chips - the options are endless! My daughter will not eat a lot of veggies, but if I roast them like mentioned, or even grate them into sauces, she loves them, and even comments they taste good!
I realized, once I got out on my own, and could decide how I spent my time without having any other responsibilities, trying to cut time corners has a cost. FTFY
My mom wouldn't eat hummus until I started calling it "bean dip".
My guess is that it’s because hummus sound foreign. Bean dip sounds traditional and local.
Bean dip tells me it's made from beans. Hummus makes me think of fertilizer..
Load More Replies...If you feed somebody poisoned bean dip would that be considered hummuscide?
It's called hummus because it's made from chickpeas , the word "chickpeas" in Arabic is Hummus, that's how you pronounce it exactly. So basically it's just calling the dish by it's Arabic name
Thanks, I've never been keen on hummus because it sounds like it was made from humans. Now you've told me it's bean dip so I don't have to worry about eating human beans.
"...because it sounds like it was made from humans." Joking or no, you remind me of a former co-worker who wouldn't eat Greek food of any kind because the spelling of "gyros" reminded her too much of the word "gross."
Load More Replies...Technically you wouldn’t be lying because hummus is made from chickpeas and chickpeas are apart of the legumes family just like beans are.
But people will pay more for "hummus". That's why stores stopped calling it "bean dip" and started calling it "hummus".
It’s never been marketed as bean dip where I am (US, NYC). Bean dip in the US is pretty much always going to refer to some sort of black bean layered dip.
Load More Replies...In the north of England we have pease pudding which is a similar type of thing but made from split peas. I really like both, though hummus is easier to find nowadays but I’m constantly amused by people who’ll wolf down hummus and refuse to even try the local version🤦🏼♀️ Pure snobbery;
My step dads mom took a stick of butter, used it like a crayon to butter the raw turkey, then put the rest of the stick on the table for rolls. That was over 20 years ago and I still refuse to eat anything she makes.
Luckily, I live several states away. I plan all trips to visit my mother NOT on holidays so I can avoid her... And all the holiday travelers.
I remember one Easter half my family went to the hospital because of leftovers. Thanks Mom!
Same. One year, unbeknownst to us, my Mom cooked the turkey the night BEFORE Thanksgiving and then left it in the garage overnight WITH the stuffing in it (her words: "it's cold enough out there"). She almost killed the entire family. After that my brother and his family always stopped at McDonald's on the way to Thanksgiving dinner.
Load More Replies...I once was at a potluck were the host fried chicken breasts, they were on a plate with a lot of "chicken fluid", she fried half in a pan, put them back on the plate and then fried the other ones. 🤢 She didn't see the problem when we brought it up. 🤦
"brought it up" might not have been the best choice of words there. Although it's almost certainly what you would have done if you'd actually eaten the chicken.
Load More Replies...top tip for roasting a chicken,put half a pack of butter in cavity (along with any herbs of choice etc) Cook it upside down,the butter and juices keep the chicken moist turn right side up for last half hour to brown skin on breast (probably could do same with a turkey)
One Thanksgiving I accidentally put the turkey upside down. When I opened the oven, it looked horrific. Like all the meat had disappeared. It was just skin and bones. But when my mom figured it out and we tried to flip it. The meat came off in the butter. It was best turkey we all ever ate. We cook them upside down in the juice now. Not as pretty but tastes AMAZING.
Load More Replies...Buttering the turkey, fine, but then putting the butter on the table? Ewwww, salmonella
I once pretended to eat at a friend's place, for one she never cleans her fridge and was double dipping the wooden spoon & mixing it up with the vegan risotto & the meat one after licking it, by the time we "ate" she was too drunk to notice my acting, Eeuww though!
I am not even telling my microbiologist wife about this. She majored in poultry science, and is SERIOUS about cross contamination... this would make her skin crawl.
My ex MIL dumped a can of green beans in a pan and ran hot water over them from the sink until they were “heated” up. She also left a casserole out all night and when my ex told her to throw it out when she was putting it in the fridge she said it’s ok, we have air conditioning.
My in-laws visited for a month and I had to learn the hard way that, despite having travelled the world over, they are not adventurous eaters nor particularly well acquainted with good cooking. We wanted to grill one evening and my mother-in-law insisted that the pork loin medallions needed to be BOILED for AN HOUR before cooking on the grill. I watched her turn the meat into small gray pucks, slather them in bottled sauce, then grill for 5 minutes a side. When they cut them, the interior was fluffy and dry, resembling sawdust more than meat. Very glad we also cooked sausage or I would have been sad AND hungry.
She may have come from a generation where Trichinosis (Roundworm) was prevelant in the domestic Pig herd and anyone eating pork was advised to basically cook it to death just to be sure of killing the parasite. Still a bloody sacrilege !!
And that generation has somehow had no access to updated information since then? These people are described as being well-traveled, too, so it’s not as if they’re too poor or ignorant to have ever set foot out of their hometown.
Load More Replies...WHY TF did you cave to your MIL in your own home? I would never allow that. She will eat what is cooked or she can call DoorDash for takeout. My home = my rules and my cooking style. Don't like it? Don't come or pack your own sandwiches...
Lol sounds like my MIL. The first time I made dinner for my SO, it was steak. I thought it was a little odd that he was excited about the date, but seemed a little luke-warm when I told him what I was making. Turned out his mum only cooked meat one way, charred, so he was floored when I turned out lovely steaks that didn't look like two unidentifiable lumps of sadness. 🤣 Love my MIL dearly, but we tend to spike her tea when she visits to keep her out of the kitchen.
My MIL cooked the Thanksgiving turkey for 20 hours until all the meat fell off the bone. Then she made a gravy from the grease and liquid ( using all the grease ). No Lucille, no amount of greasy gravy will revive this dessicated meat.
Ex Chef here (in the UK, where we only have to eat Turkey once a year); around Christmas one year, I was living above the very busy gastro pub where I was Head Chef and decided to go for a beer after a very busy session but not before I'd put 6 turkeys into the ovens in preparation for the following day, cook them for 3 hours or so and get them out at around 12 midnight . Sadly, the night turned into a bit of a party and I stumbled off to bed, quite drunk around 3am ; do you know what it's like to wake up, slightly fuzzy with half a head full of booze and realise, in a panic, that you've forgotten something ? I do. I ran downstairs naked, bumped into the cleaner on my way to the kitchen (she wasn't impressed on any level) and managed to get all of the Turkeys out of the ovens without burning anything vital or spilling any boiling hot juices on me or the cleaner, who by this point was in the kitchen, laughing so hard that she wet herself. God, that was a long day..
Load More Replies...I grew up thinking I didn't like steak. Who would want to eat this difficult to chew and swallow gray slab covered in steak sauce?? First time my roommates and I made rare steak at home the scales fell from my eyes and never turned back!!
THIS. My mother grew up during the depression, and trichinosis was a food born illness in hogs. But she parlayed it to EVERY meat. Hamburgers ended up charcoal briquettes and t bone steaks were shoe leather 😳
People like that, I let them cook THEIRS however they want, and I cook mine/the rest my way
I have a dairy allergy. I visited home for the holidays. My dad tried to argue with me that THERE IS NO DAIRY IN RANCH DRESSING.
“What about the buttermilk, Dad?”
“It’s *not* milk-it’s *buttermilk*! Ha!”
“And what is the base ingredient for that curdled milk Dad?”
“It’s not the same thing. You’re just being picky!”
It is sad when strangers ignore or even mock your food allergies, but when it comes from people who supposedly care about you, that's just awful.
Right! My parents refused to believe that I had food sensitivities when I was a kid, insisting that I was “trying to be special”. They would call themselves sneaking in offending foods with foods I liked, then accuse me of being paranoid when I told them I knew what they put in it, then go “aha gotcha” when I ate it under duress. To this day they wonder where I got my trust issues from.
Load More Replies...On the other side of this story, there's lots of people who think I can't eat eggs because I'm lactose intolerant. (Their reasoning: aren't eggs dairy?)
I worked with a lady (in her late 40s) who had no idea what dairy meant. She didn’t understand that cream, cheese, yoghurt, ice cream, etc all came from milk. I think her daughter was learning about it in school, came home and talked about it and her mum was completely confused. She came to work and was asking if we all knew what dairy is. Yes. Had to explain the concept to her
I'm currently trying to learn to navigate through a gluten and dairy free lifestyle now that I've been diagnosed with celiac disease and the related lactose intolerance. That stuff is in everything! I have never paid so much attention to a food label in my life.
My mom has both as well! My dad found several cook books for it and a book on products that cater to it! :) something to look into! Its amazing how many things have little to no difference in taste btwn dairy/gluten free n stuff with it in it
Load More Replies...Dairy allergy is nothing unusual, how come that some people deny it's existence or accuse others of 'being picky'?
Isn’t it something like almost 70% of the world’s population have either dairy intolerance or lactose intolerance. Can’t remember which.
Load More Replies...I have a dairy intolerance. It makes me nauseous. Literally. And with each of my three pregnancies it made me vomit. Then after I gave birth it would settle down and back to just nausea. Now that I’m through menopause it also makes my nostrils so sore it feels like they’ve been sandpapered. And lastly as long as I stay off dairy my eczema doesn’t come back. Thank goodness for dairy alternatives. 🙂
Sometimes it's impossible to convince people they're wrong. Like my mother was. Bring your own dressing.
Buttermilk isn't curdled milk. It's the milk leftover from making butter.
Mine really isn't that bad but my sister acts like I'm CrAZy when I leave the skin on my salmon to cook...I know it's less common in the US but I still can't help to feel very annoyed. Crispy skin is the best part!
Even if you don't eat the skin, the salmon tastes better if cooked with the skin on it.
Not to mention leaving the skin on holds the fish so it doesn't fall apart
Load More Replies...I'm super confused by this post. It's very common to leave the skin on salmon where I live... in the US... I'm curious if the OP lives somewhere in the US where salmon and seafood aren't a common dish?
Probably a landlocked state is my thought. Probably get their salmon from a can
Load More Replies...It's not "less common in the US". Stop generalizing the US, FFS. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if we applied a food preference to the entirety of Europe. It may be less common in SOME parts of the US but there are plenty of places where it is common.
Depends on what you want to use it for. Diced and cooked in a cream sauce I would certainly buy without skin.
Load More Replies...It is very common in the US unless you are not from a coastal state maybe. That is the way to keep moisture in your fish, especially when grilling.
Salmon skin is gross but you still cook the salmon with the skin on. You flay your chicken before cooking too?!
It is always stressful eating at my in laws. MIL cooks one potato per person. They're the size of golf balls.
Thanksgiving. She takes away the sour cream immediately so it doesn't spoil. It's been out for 5 minutes. She'll hover and take your plate the second you clear it. Don't even think about 2nds. Remember, 1 potato per person.
Husband, FIL, and I come in for lunch after hours of making firewood. Felling trees, hauling them out. Block, split, and pile. MIL has made one half of a premade garlic loaf for all 4 of us. That one made me cry.
2 weeks ago. Husband and I realize we haven't had French Toast in a couple years. You can't screw up French Toast, so we went to my in laws for breakfast. Her "recipe" is 1 egg and 3 cups of milk, which she mixed up before even putting the bacon on. She served her husband a lump of wet bread. I said my bacon was enough. My husband sort of salvaged the mixture by adding more eggs. Puts mixture in fridge. But FIL wants another piece. MIL scolds him to put the mix back in the fridge not 2 seconds after his bread hit the pan so it doesn't go bad. Yet, it's already been out 20 minutes because she mixed it up before even putting the bacon on.
Non food related, we stopped out this weekend. She said sorry for not combing her hair - she's washing sheets today, which means she washes her hair today, and her comb, so she can't comb her hair until after.
God forbid you take anything out of the oven before the timer goes off. Even if that means burnt Grands biscuits. Which are gross even when not burnt.
Watching her wash dishes is painful. Wash a plate, rinse it, dry it with a towel, then lay it on the table. For *every* *fricken* *dish*. Not wash all the plates, then rinse every plate, then dry every plate. And she complains her feet get sore from all the walking.
Christmas a few years ago. I made a beautiful beef roast and also a duck. I freaked out when she tried to dump a can of cream of mushroom on my duck *for gravy". She still brings it up "my mother was a good cook and I've been cooking for 45 years"
Easter is this weekend. She asked us to coordinate going out because she doesn't want to cook this year. Now, I would love to host, and do all the cooking because a) I love to host and b) I wouldn't leave hungry. But we're in the middle of some projects so we can't. And I refuse to cook at her house because I like things like mixing bowls, proper utensils, more than 2 inches of counter space because she's got s**t piled everywhere, and accurate ovens. Anyways. I spent a couple hours coming up with a few options to present to my husband's brother and sister. Then I find out MIL has asked all 3 of her kids to do the coordinating. So we all had different ideas instead of one person running the show, so to speak. All of us are irritated.
Gah.
Some autistic people (like me) can also be like this. I come up with "rules" of how to do things and they take over (like deciding you MUST leave something in the oven until timer goes off, because that's "how you're supposed to do things"). I hope I'm not this annoying, though. I'm much better after years of my son gently and kindly and humorously making fun of me.
Load More Replies...You hadn’t had French toast in a while … so you went to your MIL’s house … who you know to be a bad cook ???
Sounds like your MIL has some logical processing issues. Or whatever the name is for not seeing processes/logical flows... (Mostly diagnosed because of the way she does the dishes). Or that everything needs to be in a certain order, done in a certain order? And if you know she makes small portions - bring your own "side dish" or snack as a way of saying "thank you for having us over".
Hate it when old ladies assume that everybody are happy with old lady-portions.
What's that with bacon and French toast? I know French toast as white bread/brioche dunked in a mixture of egg, milk, sugar and cinnamon and then bagged in a pan. Nothing more. Where should the aunt had put the bacon? I am curious
She is saying that the batter was mixed up and sitting out before the bacon for the side was started and this made the concoction extra runny.
Load More Replies...Why do people spend so much time having meals with people whose cooking they (rightfully, it sounds like) can’t get on with? There are so many other things they could do than visit these people specifically for meals. I wouldn’t go to Thanksgiving at the home of someone who cooks like this, or to their house for breakfast. Visit later or earlier in the day, not at meal times.
My mom once had a meltdown in her kitchen when she saw me cooking an egg in a pan on the stove. She likes to cook her eggs in the microwave until they're rubbery and tinged with gray, and she insists that this is the only way to do it.
Your mother is right. The ancient Phoenicians introduced the microwave to the Baltic kitchen, and eggs haven't been the same since.
Is that the reason there are no ancient Phoenicians today?
Load More Replies...So before microwaves, everyone ate their eggs raw?
Straight out of the chicken! Take a fully laden one, hold your head back, massage lower chicken intestines until the treat comes out.
Load More Replies...They smell up the house too when you do it that way. Someone at our office did this and the smell Was so bad!
I stayed with a friend for a month after my divorce, her boyfriend took a tenderloin, sliced it into 3 blobs and got cooked a piece in the microwave for 10+ minutes. I worked as a cook at the time and was flabbergasted. I had been doing most of the cooking and cleaning there to earn my keep and gently reminded him that I was more than happy to make him a steak in broiler whenever he wanted. It was rubbery, gray and to me inedible but he said he was used to cooking for himself over the years
Load More Replies...First: I am having a hard time getting past the picture of an egg on a grill pan... okay... well, I remember being young and trying to cook a sunnyside up egg in the microwave. It looked beautiful, but when I tried to break the yolk, it was hard. I poked at it and still couldn't get in. Finally, I stabbed it really hard and it exploded scalding rubber chunks of yolk all over me.
I cook eggs in the microwave in a coffee cup with a little water and only nuke them until they look like poached eggs. Since every time I tried to make poached eggs they ended up like the eggs in egg drop soup.
That's how the cooks at breakfast restaurants make poached eggs, there's no shame in that! I worked at Perkins and that is what they do, in a little portion cup instead of coffee cup. I think they come out better than in boiled water and you don't lose any of the whites
Load More Replies...Well, I do often cook my scrambled eggs in the microwave. 1 minute per egg. They are usually pretty fluffy.
Guessing the eggs are free from the shell when they are in the micro oven. However, I won't touch those eggs, never mind eating them. Running yolk is another thing from which I stay away. UGH to these both.
Omg, my Mil cooks eggs like this. She'll also "fix a nice Lasagna" with a side salad She has made this everytime we visit. Not often as we live states apart. The Lasagna is some cheap off brand c**p even Walmart brand is better. It is so nasty! She isn't hurting for money by any means but cheaps us out on a constant. 8 always graciously thank her even though I dread the meal every single time.
I moved to the Santa Fe, New Mexico area after college and fell in love with the food. I took my parents to a decent New Mexican restaurant when they visited...and my father got a hamburger in a tortilla. You know that feeling when you've discovered something you think is life-changing, you want to share it, and no one cares? That was me on that day.
My husband appreciates all I do in the kitchen but he's a meat and 2 veg kind of guy. So when I find something new that I love I share it with a close friend who has a more exotic palate. She does the same with me because her husband eats like a fussy child. Find yourself a food buddy and leave the simple food for your family
But tortilla burgers ROCK!!! Pepperjack cheese, all wrapped up and smothered in green or red Chile, onions and more cheese. Knife and fork works best!
My son took his sister to a Greek restaurant. She ordered a hamburger 🤦🏻♀️
My daughter and I had a day out with my daughter in law. My daughter’s town has a Georgian spa we visit occasionally so we invited DiL along, after the spa we went for a meal. Since DiL had no suggestions and we knew she liked Chinese food we went for our usual which is a family run Chinese café; since it first opened just after WW2 they’ve included always English dishes for the less adventurous. DiL went for the English menu and I’m absolutely certain it was because the place didn’t fit into her image of a “proper” Chinese restaurant. It was originally recommended to me by a Chinese colleague who goes there whenever she’s in that city.
Load More Replies...When we were kids, (60 years ago) we had relatives in Nevada. So we would also travel up and down the coast of CA. That was the first time we had tacos. My father kept calling them "tay-kos." When we got back home, nobody knew what we were talking about, because tacos hadn't made it east yet.
Tbh, I love hamburgers in a corn tortilla with greens and salsa, but I get your point.
All non-American dishes (anything besides burgers, sandwiches, meat and potatoes, etc) are "ethnic food" no matter the cuisine. They also typically assume any "ethnic food" will be spicy.
Fresh vegetables are too crunchy, so canned is preferable.
One exception to this is popcorn, which is a totally normal dinner side and something that my dad proudly claims is his "favorite vegetable."
"Salad" can mean almost anything. Example: apple banana salad = apples, bananas, mayonnaise
Pureed anything (especially soups) = baby food, and they usually won't touch it.
(My family consists of a bunch of white Midwestern people, can you tell? Lol)
I am generally rather open minded but fruit with mayo should be punishable lol
Normally I'm with you on that, but I have eaten a tuna salad, lightly dressed with mayo, that had pieces of tart apple in it. It was delicious!
Load More Replies...This is why there is a stereotype that white people dont season their food. This is not making the rest of us look good lol.
My mother was Italian and only cooked with salt and pepper. Everyone raved about her spaghetti sauce. I thought it was too plain.
Load More Replies...As a Midwesterner, I wanted to defend us... but then I thought about it and yeah... most people around us have degenerate tastebuds.
Depends, my sister's grandma loved spicy. When our grandma (mom side) made spicy enchiladas she gobbled them up. She was from the Midwest
Load More Replies...I'm white and Midwestern. Nothing like that happens in my family. That's a your family issue. Not a white Midwestern issue.
Same. Fresh/frozen veggies over canned unless canned is the only option. Popcorn is a snack. Midwest is KNOWN for farm lands so fresh is preferred if possible
Load More Replies...While most of this is not true for most of the midwest, the salad thing is definitiely true. Salad could mean a proper lettuce salad, it could mean some jello monstrosity, it could mean peas, mayonnaise, and noodles, it could mean cool whip and fruit. It's a versatile term.
My mother's and grandmother's reaction when I mention kimchi was saying "isn't that buried in the ground for months" and general mild disgust. They both eat sauerkraut, so fermented cabbage shouldn't be something overly exotic.
It really depends... 30 years ago, I had one of the worst meals I've ever had at a Korean restaurant. Everything was awful from service to food... on top of that, they tried to overcharge me twice... anyway, the kimchi smelled like a dirty garbage can. Since limburger smells bad, but tastes good I tried it and it tasted like garbage... it was over 20 years before we tried it again and it was amazing! We now keep two different kinds on hand at all times. One bad experience can give something an undeserved bad name.
Sauerkraut and Kimchi are two totally different flavor profiles.
It's like saying "They eat BBQ beef sausages so they should love Hungarian salami!"
Load More Replies...Yum!!! I was once a teacher at a church conference in Indiana, forty-odd years ago. The theme was the Church in South Korea. We were served many delicious Korean dishes, and each meal, everyone got tiny cups with a bit of kimchi in them. Many tried it and complained, causing others to forego even trying it. I told my friends I'd eat their kimchi, and people from other tables brought me their portions. I became hooked on Korean food that week! And the Korean guests who shared their recipes were the nicest people I ever met!
Kimchi and sauerkraut. My favourite foods - not. But both are high in vitamin C, so healthy. And not habit forming.
Speaking from experience when I cook for others I'm sharing myself and my Cuban heritage. I lived in Central PA for a few years and I recall the caution my friends experienced before tasting my food and then asking for seconds. However I made southern grits for a breakfast potluck and only a few people tried it. At least those who tried my grits loved them. Tasty grits include water, half and half, butter and salt. Shrimp, crab and grits even better.
The best grits ever are cheese grits. Imagine that heaven with some sharp cheddar cheese mixed in... mmmm.
Load More Replies...Kimchi is great in small amounts but after a while they’re a bit too spicy
My best friends grandfather made the BEST sauerkraut. He was full German. Me and my bestie in high school would wrestle for the keaut juice!!!
"That smells great! What is it?"
Butter and garlic
Makes me laugh remembering every time I would start to heat butter or ghee with some onion my whole family would suddenly appear.
Once I was sauteing onions in coconut oil to make some onion oil for hair and my 5 year old nephew came running asking for whatever I am cooking.
Load More Replies...But, even if you know what the butter and garlic are, you're wondering what amazing dish will this be attached to. This isn't an odd question.
It is if the cooks in your family are so bad at it that their cooking never smells good.
Load More Replies...When the onions and garlic are simmering for a dish I always get the "that smells amazing" comment. :)
I started getting lunch ready and was heating up garlic with olive oil. My husband came in and said "Oh wow, that smells great!" I had to laugh cause I hadn't even started cooking the main dish yet.
Nothing, I mean nothing brings me to the table faster than the glorious aroma of garlic.
Oh I have so many i don't know where to start. I was born and raised in eastern Europe in the 90's so my parents weren't really exposed to different cuisines or spices and this has cause some drama and confusion whenever my parents visit and I make them try something new.
My mom threw out my camembert cheese and then scolded me for a good 10 minutes about keeping "stinky, moldy, bad food " in the fridge.
My dad refuses to eat any vegetables that still have any crunch or sushi (even though he tried sushi and liked it... Eating raw fish is wrong??)
Black pepper is too spicy.
According to my dad avocados taste like "creamy dirt"
On the plus side they were mind blown by poached eggs and adequately cooked meat.
Hold on, avocados have taste? To me, they taste like creamy nothing... It might be because they are imported and not of best quality, but they need a lot of spices to taste like something
Yeah, avocados have taste. 'Creamy dirt' is one description. I can not stand them. Don't worry avocados lovers - if you read this and feel the need to give suggestions on how *I* can learn to love them to, just remember that if I don't eat them, there's more you!
Load More Replies...Avocados have a creamy nutty flavor but you have to actually taste it not over power it.
Where in Eastern Europe? I am from Czechia and no one would freak out because of cheese like Camembert, cause we had similar cheese (Hermelín) since forever. hermelin-1...48e391.jpg
I'm allergic to avocados. They sting my mouth and throat like radishes. (Or is that not a thing for radishes either?) I thought they were supposed to do that, and that was why they were used in Mexican dishes. Until I asked my daughter if that wasn't too spicy to be feeding to her baby. "What?? Avocado is the mildest thing ever!" Now I always wonder what other foods aren't really how they seem.
WTF??? Disposing of a perfectly good camembert is a heinous crime against cheese! They need to be expelled!!! - Get the heck out of my kitchen, you imbecile!! GAH!!
The big bright green avocados don't have much flavor at all. I think many people buy the bigger ones thinking they are a better deal. The small dark ones are quite delicious with a little S&P once properly ripened. Overly ripened ones taste smoky and gross. You have to get them just right.
Avocados do, in fact, taste like creamy dirt. Ditto cooked spinach.
My mother in law makes substitutions that make even good recipes inedible. Adding wheat flour and almond extract to sugar cookies. Making my roasted chicken with lemon herb compound in butter, she used skinless chicken breasts, margarine, dry herbs and the plastic lemon 🍋 lemon juice. Then says “mine didn’t taste like yours” yea, no s**t Janet.
My mom does this too. I also think in her mind if something has the same colour as what she’s supposed to use, it’s fair game.
I read a review for a recipe and it said ‘I didn’t have soy sauce so I used pepsi’ ;u;
Load More Replies...I always put almond extract in my sugar cookies. They're delicious!
Load More Replies...How do you make proper sugar cookies without flour and almond extract? Those are in every recipe I've ever seen for sugar cookies!
I think the important distinction is that it was “wheat flour,” probably meaning whole wheat which very much changes the texture of the thing. Would also think almond extract is an unusual addition! I dislike the flavor of almond extract, despite liking the nuts themselves, and would’ve noticed if it was more common in sugar cookies… maybe it’s a regional thing?
Load More Replies...Why do you tolerate anyone messing with your meal prep? That is totally unacceptable, I don't care who it is. Parents are not entitled to ANY special privileges in the kitchen. Eat what I'm making or do NOT come, NO exceptions, unless you have dietary restrictions, otherwise, deal or don't come.
My Mom asked for a broccoli recipe , she told me she substituted green beans for the broccoli and it just did not taste like mine .
All I was thinking about was a scene in "Family Guy". Lois couldn't find the paprika, so, she substituted M&M's!!! LMFAO!!🤣😭
My ex heard that you don't add herbs until the end of the cooking. No matter what I said I could not convince him that was for fresh herbs. Dry herbs go in at the beginning. He did this when he made spaghetti sauce dump the tomato sauce in pan heat ot up then add dried herbs 3 mins before pouring over the pasta.
I was cooking once and had some powdered turmeric on the counter. My young son asked me why I was putting 'cheese' in the dish. That was the moment I realized I'd served him Kraft mac 'n' cheese one too many times...
When my son moved in with me at the age of 12, we went shopping to get things he liked and wanted. He said anything but mac-n-cheese, that was all his mom knew how to make. He wasn't kidding, she was capable of burning ice water.
I used to think the butter on popcorn was cheese. I was very small and somehow it didn't register that it never actually tasted like cheese.
orange cheese = cheese “colored” with turmeric check the label. Most orange foods are from turmeric added. At least hopefully otherwise some artificial colorant that is not allowed in paint because it is a known for causing terrible health issues.
What can you do when they are in that stage where it's all they'll eat? Besides never ever making it for them, so they don't know that crud exists.
We say pasta instead of spaghetti. My son used to ask for pasta and cheese (Mac & cheese) when he was little. Since he's been about 7 (21 now) his favorite dish is still pasta and cheese but now it's bow tie or Angel hair with fresh parm, butter and pepper. Lol
well, spaghetti is just one kind of pasta. It's ok to call spaghetti pasta. But not all pasta are spaghetti.
Load More Replies...I don’t get this Kraft Mac ‘n’ cheese thing - it’s so easy and delicious to make from fresh ingredients .
Not really, based on how many people out there have simply never had homemade mac and cheese. I certainly never have, and I grew up in a family where it was considered luxurious to have the shells and cheese variant with the cheese sauce pouch.
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Ordered takeout last night with my in-laws. There was a salmon ciabatta sandwich with a dill mayo on it and my father-in-law asked me what dill mayo was and wondered if it was some kind of pickle flavored mayo. I said no, it’s just mayo seasoned presumably with some fresh dill weed. This man is 70 years old and had no idea dill weed is a herb/spice! I pulled some dry dill weed out of my spice cabinet to show him because he had never heard of it before.
Calling it "weed" really doesn't help. Dill is a herb. I am trying to resist the urge to call dill mayo, dilldo.
For some people, anything other than salt and pepper is unheard of. So if they've never heard of it, obviously it doesn't exist.
There are many, many people who go their whole lives knowing nothing about dill weed for so many different reasons (cultural differences, lack of exposure, etc), yet somehow they manage to forage ahead and lead fulfilling lives. Can you imagine.
This is not fair. He didn't know, he asked, you told him. Now he knows.
Dill is a very nice taste! Dill butter is a good one for steaks....
I love dill!! My daughter hates pickles yet is thrilled anytime I cook with "Cucumber greens" lol
Oh yeah, dill pickles are my favorite kind of pickles so I'm totally on your side and also kinda understand your daughter's perspective if she's a little on the young side. Dill is such a refreshing herb.
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On one visit, my Mom threw out 2 six-packs of Hefeweizen because the bottles were cloudy and had sediment.
Your mother took it upon herself to throw out things in your refrigerator without discussing it with you???
NO ONE is allowed to toss anything in my home, not even family. If they try, they will be tossed and unwelcome ever again. WTF happened to respect other people's space and stuff? Blood does NOT grant you special privileges.
I'm a mother and I've never felt the need to snoop in my kids' kitchens.
This is what happened to the large bottle of premium sake that my teacher brought back from Japan. His mother dumped the entire bottle down the sink thinking it was water. Then wondered why she kept smelling alcohol.
I.... would have lost my mind. I think I would have kicked her out and told her she's not invited back to my home. That's so abusive, invasive, and controlling. There's no way that's a singular incident, either.
Load More Replies...Personally, i would have thrown her out, just as fast. Those beers are great.
I had someone do that when I had made bread and butter pickles. He saw the seasoning in the juice and said it had gone bad. He'd never had homemade pickles specially bread and butter pickles. I was passed because I had made them from scratch.
Since Hefe is my favorite beer I would have told her to follow the bottles out the door.
My parents got upset when I threw out bunch of condiments while house sitting....which had been expired for up to a year. When my sister tried to side with them, I reminded her I'd offered them to her first, lol.
Went to visit my uncle a few years back and made some slow cooker beans (with pork) which everyone loved and asked me to make again. Later, on the drive to the store with my aunt, I mentioned wanting to get some smoked pork hocks and she immediately started telling me all the reasons why pork isn’t good for your health (I honestly didn’t know she didn’t eat pork sauce the rest of my family does).
I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she’d just scarfed down two bowls of porky beans the night before. Now, I make sure to tell her repeatedly when something I cooked contains pork.
This is the aunts fault. She should have asked what was in it if she didn't know.
That would be rude and could be taken as the aunt thinking the food looked bad.The OP won't make the mistake again.
Load More Replies...Doesn't sound like she has ethical or religious objections though, so i wouldn't worry about it
even if it was religious, the rules say it is not a sin if you didn't know a food contained porked and did not eat it intentionally. (but please don't give people who avoid pork for religious reasons any secretely, a) consent is good m'kay? and b) it can make people sick to eat pork if they are not used to it).
Load More Replies...I got reamed out at a camp once when I was a kid (maybe 14-15) because I had the "audacity" to let the camp vegetarian know that Jell-o has gelatin which (if some people didn't know) is made with "ANIMAL PARTS" after I watched her down 5 bowls of other people's Jell-o with delight. I was told I was "ruining her childhood." Luckily my mom stood up for me for being honest.
OMG - you slow cook beans (Green?) with pork? You must be from down south.
I'm proud of you. Most people I know seem to think it's ok to just let the person not know about it.
Stop telling her about ingredients unless she has an allergy.
That’s definitely not why pork is bad for us. Lmao
Load More Replies...My dad refused to eat raw veggies and dip until I renamed it “crudités”.
My dad is the opposite. He wouldn’t eat crudités but if you tell him it’s just veggies and dip, he’d be all over it
Could he not visually identify them as vegetables? Even if he’s blind I’d think he’d recognize the way they taste.
I made Christmas dinner once and my sister deemed the ham trash because "You didn't take the bone out. Gordon Ramsay would've" I got deemed unfit for next Christmas dinner so she took care of it. She cooked a tube of deli ham instead. I used hand shredded cheese for a casserole and she complain it was too cheesy cause it was melted too much. She's the only family I got left so it's kinda hard to not cook for her. She's so randomly picky.
My sister is book smart but I still had to buy the same cookbooks she had so I could translate the instructions for her. She would call me every time her in-laws were due over as her MIL is ridiculously critical of everything she does. She made some great food once I had told her what the instructions meant!
Your sister does not seem to have the reading comprehension to be “book smart.”
Load More Replies...My mom’s side of the family is full of passionate, talented professional and home cooks. My dad’s side of the family puts under-seasoned ground meat, cheddar, and KETCHUP on a tortilla and calls it a taco
There's a German lady with a cooking channel on YouTube. Most of the stuff she makes looks pretty good, but occasionally I'll see her add sliced avocado to a dish . . . and then put ketchup on it. I cringe every time.
Who is it? Sounds like one could steal an idea or two. Unless they include ketchup, that is :D
Load More Replies...Unfortunately my mom's been putting ketchup on my tacos since I was born, so it tastes weird without it 😞
Ketchup? The only thing here that gets ketchup are fries (chips).
we make nachos mix and put it in taco shells. I have a teen who doesn't like chilli beans, so it's salsa, tomato sauce and mince only in hers....
My dad loves cocktail shrimp served in those little plastic circle dishes from the grocery store and breaks them out wherever company is over. Thinking it's fancy, he calls it "Shrimp Circle".
It’s even better when you buy one at random to eat by yourself. Personal shrimp circle is self-love.
Load More Replies...My aunt does that!! You know it’s a party when the shrimp circles are out !
This, with the in-laws for Christmas Eve dinner. One time the shrimp was still frozen, so I showed them how to thaw it by putting it in cold water from the tap. (I've worked with food) The next year, same thing. FIL stuck tray and all in the microwave before I could stop him. No one touched the shrimp that year except FIL.
They all too often think people want it sweet instead of savory...
Load More Replies...What's wrong with that? It's shrimp already boiled for you and peeled. In my book that's a W!
We buy one every once in a while just to have an easy dinner. Cook/buy some sides, and dinner is done, lol
Load More Replies...This is an everyday occurrence. Me: Sautéing garlic and onions as I prepare to make an Italian dish. My dad: 'What the HELL is going ON here?! Honestly, he would prefer I starve than 'stink the whole place up' with garlic and onions,
Not until my late 30's did I realize I was ALLERGIC to onions and garlic! All allium veg. This REALLY REALLY SUCKS!! TRY to find food or a recipe that DOSENT contain them!! Virtually impossible. And I LOVED garlic!! 😢😭
I'm so, so sorry for your loss! Sautéed garlic and onions are the base for ALL THE BEST RECIPES!! My condolences to you and anyone else living with this devastation!
Load More Replies...Husband's step-father is a bit like this. He's from the boomer generation, grew up in a very traditional anglo-Australian family, and doesn't eat garlic. I struggle to think of more than five dishes I can cook that don't contain garlic. Visits are fun. Fortunately he likes my Irish stew.
Something smells nice here, is the reaction I get, when I saute garlic and onions.
Anything that i add sautéed onions and garlic to is a WIN for my Hubster.
Ny Dad proudly exclaimed that “we’ve never had Garlic in this house.”
My friend considered himself a true connoisseur of whisky/whiskey/Scotch. I found out he keeps it in the fridge and drinks it cold. He was quite horrified when I suggested he try it at room temperature (or warmer, or with a splash of water added). Imagine my face when he eventually tried it and said ‘wow, the flavour is really coming through actually!’
He also made us dinner once by putting a frozen-solid chicken breast in a pot of plain boiling water. (I said nothing by the way as I was his guest, but yeah he considers himself a very decent home cook)
I'd argue that he doesn't try, because these things are easily looked up
Load More Replies...I like most wines and liquors at room temperature so I can actually taste them. The most may be one rock in my bourbon, but that’s it. Most alcoholic beverages stored in the fridge tend to be pretty flavorless until the start warming up, as when they’re cold, the chill is all you can taste. A lot of cheeses are the same. At room temperature the flavors really pop, whereas stone cold, all you really get is the texture and a hint of maybe flavor.
I'm freak about serving temperatures - warm plates for entrees and cold for salads so I heartily agree. However, you'll never get my vodka out of the freezer... 8-)
Load More Replies...had a similar experience with a cheese connoisseur...."but all the cheese will go hard and dry out" couldn't figure out the concept of cutting off required amount of cheeses covering, leaving to come to room temp while returning what wasn't needed back into packaging and fridge 🤦♂️
BUT, it sounds like he IS at least willing to learn and try new ways of trying things...🤷🏻♂️
I like to hold my whisky in the glass until it has warmed to body temperature, sniffing it and eventually sipping gently. I love the warmth of it. I have drunk a lot of good whisky over the last sixty years.
It wasn't until my 30s that I realized how delicious whisky is with just a bit of seltzer water. I used to have cocktails with Coke, but as I got older, it was too sweet for me, and I tried to avoid soda. That's when I discovered seltzer water 🤦🏾♀️
I don't like to ruin soda pop by adding whiskey to it. But I sure as hell ain't going to ruin good whiskey by adding soda pop to it.
Load More Replies...Depends where you live. I keep it in the fridge and put one small ice cube. If it's 35C° all you smell is the alcohol evaporating.
My Dad insists he can cook. All he knows how to do is chop things small and boil them. The Maillard reaction has never taken place in his kitchen.
No matter what cooking method he uses, it invariably comes out tasting like it was done in a slow cooker.
"the Maillard reaction has never taken place in his kitchen". LOL!
Me too But to be fair, I don't chop up a bunch of stuff really small and let it cook for 8 hours. The only small things are seasoning. Unless I'm doing something like chili of course. And I use seasonings. It sounds like OP's dad doesn't. I hope OP has a good roast or other slow cooker meal at some point to change their mind about slow cookers.
Load More Replies...Thank you for teaching me a new cooking term: Maillard reaction (I always called it searing, browning, etc.). Wonderful! I love learning new things, especially when it comes to cooking!
My parents went to New Orleans and ate at a Wendy's.
Ugh, this drives me nuts! Why travel at all if not to immerse yourself in the culture and cuisine of the area?
While I personally agree that it's tragic not to want to explore new foods and cuisines as a PART of a culture you're visiting, there's nothing inherently wrong with "immersing yourself in the culture" while eating familiar foods, if that's what works for you. Culture is not exactly equal to cuisine.
Load More Replies...My brother went to Turkey and only ate at McDonalds... or if there wasn't one, only ate bread
Also depends on where I go. In London I only ate the local "cuisine" once. It was a big dry hunk of meat.
My parents went to Waikiki and ate at Denny's and then urged me to do the same when I visited.
My sister went to heck and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. For us non Americans, what's so special about going to New Orleans and/or eat at Wendy's?
New Orleans was founded by the French, west african, Spanish, and Carribean. They combined some of the best cooking in the world to make " Creole" and "Cajun" food.
Load More Replies...I went to France while in the Navy. A lot of my friends spent a lot of money and were really excited to go and eat in McDonald's in France. I mean, come on. I didn't eat a lot with my friends while I was there
My dad will comment on and interfere with anything another person is doing in the kitchen. I have to kick him out. My aunt deals with it by giving him jobs like setting the table.
While I'm sure that can be annoying when you're cooking, I think it's nice that he stays "involved" instead of snoring in front of the television.
It really depends on what comments and how they are interfering. “You can’t cook potatoes with the skin on! Peel them!”, starts peeling the BAKED potatoes. “Let me help.”, dumps fresh veggies on the chopping board I was using to prep raw meat that hasn’t been washed (and in any case, I have two, one for meat the other for veg). The veggies also haven’t been washed. Patiently explain. “That’s stupid! You’re making extra washing up. And I’m peeling the skin off so there’s no pesticides left or it’ll burn off with cooking.” “Why do you add all that spicy c**p?”, it’s Italian herbs in a pasta sauce. PLEASE, go snore in front of the TV.
Load More Replies...My husband does this too but that's because he went to culinary school and can't help himself but to comment on everything I do. There's a rule in our house now that he's not allowed in the kitchen when I cook.
He went to culinary school and YOU’RE the one doing the cooking? Hell, if he’s so concerned about it that he won’t let you alone to cook, then hand him the apron and go relax, sister!
Load More Replies...He's not helping or being involved, he's intruding and being a pain in the a*s
This sounds like my FIL. I made a post of real new Orleans style seafood gumbo and he went and decided to put dill in the whole pot saying "seafood needs dill" it ended up tasting horrible cause it threw the whole flavor profile I spent hours building off.
My husband would do this, calling it "improving" the food. His idea of preparing a meal was to combine any 3 random cans of food.
My dad hates the texture, and taste, of most vegetables. He passed this down to my brother and I, so my mom made awesome salsa- that was totally pureed. I was very confused by chunky salsa when I was old enough to notice it at other people's homes.
I was talking with someone recently who is a fully grown adult who never ate a mushroom. Will not eat an onion or pepper that hasn't been pureed, will not eat 95% of all the fabulous herbs and spices in the world. Makes me very unhappy to think about living such a bland life.
One of my brother's colleagues doesn't gain any satisfaction from eating. He does not care at all whether it's McDonalds or star cuisine, eating for him is strictly energy intake. I mean, he doesn't *miss* anything, but I'm still feeling kinda sorry for him.
Load More Replies...When my children were young it was difficult to get them to eat vegetables. My wife got tired of it, so she started putting the vegetables in the food processor and then adding them to spaghetti sauce. They'd eat it and not know the difference.
Where can I buy puréed salsa? It'd be a healthier alternative to most bread spreads.
Just buy whatever bottled salsa you prefer then. Either in the food processor or your blender.
Load More Replies...I'm on the autism spectrum. I never ate ground meat of any sort, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, or mustard until I was eighteen. That's right - I never had a hamburger or meat loaf. Wrong color. Wrong texture.
Now that you're older, do you like any of these items? Or still a hard pass?
Load More Replies...𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃!!! ...... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞.
Are there any vegetables that you do like to eat, other than corn? I'm wondering if my new friend may have a nightshade sensitivity, but what you're saying about texture is something he also said.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, there are a number of things that I enjoy the taste of, but cannot handle the texture. I would probably enjoy your mom's salsa. lol
Sensory Processing Disorder can make ones diet very restrictive. We've found work around.
I brought a bottle of red wine to my cousin’s house. She immediately put it in the fridge.
I've read in different places: red wine in the fridge 15 minutes before serving, white wine the opposite
White wine in the fridge 15 minutes after serving?
Load More Replies...I worked at a convenience store for a while with a small wine selection. One evening, I saw a young man who was questionable age (21 to buy alcohol here, and he could've been anywhere from 18-25) and who was just hovering nervously. I went over to ask if he needed some help, partly concerned he was gearing up to grab and dash, and he said "I'm not really a wine guy, but I wanted to try it for my date tonight since she's coming to cook". I said oh, that's great, and I'm no expert either but I know the type of wine should depend on what you're drinking it with. This man told me "Oh, she's a blonde"
I *like* cold red wine. Adds refreshing element. And I know that makes me terribly unsophisticated
I have been known to chill and carbonate homemade reds... kind of like a lambrusco...
Load More Replies...If it's good wine, it is. If it's bad or only middling... might help. Besides, "chambré" (room temperature) doesnt mean 22 or 23° celsius. It means 16 to 18. Warm wine is no better thand cold one.
reading these comments makes me feel like I'm the weird one for liking room temperature red wine. like, aren't you supposed to drink wine for its flavor?? is this why my family is so amused that I like a nice dry red wine?? help???
In most of Europe red wine is served at room temperature to let the flavour develop and white wine is chilled but not too much so it sounds like you’re doing it right.
Load More Replies...Wine should be served at around 60° F. I see nothing wrong with what she did.
For the people who like to put red wine in the fridge, don't ever visit France.
Not everyone drinks wine. I wouldn't know. I don't drink it, and I don't buy it. I wouldn't know what to do if someone brought me a bottle
So what? Much red wine is undrinkable anyway, so might as well mute the tastes of hydrochloric acid and the astringency of tannin.
You need to go wine tasting to find out what you like and develop your palate...
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One of my aunts has a dish she calls Barbecue Ham. I will share the recipe with you:
1. Put several packs of pressed ham cold cuts, one sliced onion, and a bottle of KC Masterpiece in a crockpot and cook on high for 4 hours.
2. Serve on wonderbread.
My mom and I always find excuses to miss the family reunion potlucks.
It's best if you were to keep wondering. Not all mysteries need be solved. This is one of them. (Yes, I know you were being sarcastic). 😄
Load More Replies...What is the consistency of the meat that is already thin sliced and cooked for 4 hours? Meat BBQ paste? Ewww
If it's a family reunion there would be lots to eat so skip what you don't want.
I don't know what KC Masterpiece is, but I still think I'd prob eat this 🤔
"I will share the recipe with you." I almost coughed up a lung!! : )
Growing up, we always knew my mom's turkey burgers were done when the smoke alarm went off. My mother, to this day, still raves about how fabulous the food at my grandparents' retirement community brunches was. Everything was overcooked and under-seasoned, just how she cooks at home.
Overcooked and underseasoned. Yum yum. You're making my mouth water.
My mother always like crunchy food to the point of being burnt. Hashbrowns, French fries, ochre, today. Always say Extra done at restaurant, especially later in life she would complain for didn't taste as good. She had breast cancer and treatment when I was about 17. I read decades after the treatment that chemo can have long term affects on taste although haven't read up lately, but it definitely made me wonder if she couldn't taste great just feel the texture
For a while I didn't understand how a roast could be cooked in such a short time per recipes until I realized my mother, due to my father's preference, would cook a small roast for HOURS AND HOURS until not a hint of moisture remained. My father would then rave about how tender the meat was because it just fell apart. It disintegrated!
Overcooked and under-seasoned is how my Canadian grandma cooked, but darn her food was so good, and I'm half Italian. Maybe it was the quality of the ingredients, and no one was yelling while you were trying to eat. Love you Grammy.
My folks took a cruise overseas many years ago. They were seated with 8 other people at the dinner table. After one meal, a cheese platter was served. One of the diners, apparently from Arkansas or somewhere similar, asked my Dad what all that 'stuff was'. He said it was different kinds of cheese and identified each one for the guy. His response? " Dang, there Really IS other cheese than Velveeta"?
This has to be an urban myth. A true story from a friend of a friend, right?
No, probably not. When I married my late husband I discovered how bad some of his family cooked. They had mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, salt and pepper, and one ancient bottle of pumpkin pie spice that didn't even have a smell any longer. They used velveta and american cheese exclusively, no cottage cheese, no cheddar or mozzarella. All meat was cooked to the point of extreme dryness that gravy couldn't moisturize. If they barbequed chicken it was grilled plain and dry, with no skin, no seasonings, spices, or sauce, at all! They didn't use any spices, rubs, marinades, or barbeque sauces on any of their meat, ever. Yummy chicken jerky...urp. I jumped into their lives with my crazy lasagna, green chili enchilada casserole, red stacked enchiladas, and chicken pot pie...I rocked their world. lol Oh, and on the opposite side of the scale, you had his one uncle who had perfected mock apple and mock pecan pie, they were sublime. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...Guy was probably trolling him. I've been known to joke about being from Mississippi.
And I tipped my fedora and sad, "do try the camembert my good sir".
My MIL puts a packet of Lipton’s dry onion soup mix in everything she makes. Every dish! Rice, mashed potatoes, taco meat. It’s the only thing consistent about her cooking.
I only use dry onion soup to make dip, if I'm i a hurry. But if I have time, I much prefer fresh chives, parsley, garlic and shallots.
Every once in a while my husband would ask for a hamburger with Liptons onion soup mix, I fixed him one and he'd never had it before and he would ask for one occasionally. I went a bit lighter than what they had on the box so it was just a pop and didn't overpower it. It makes a good soup too. Imagine that. lol
Oh god I remember those, my mom actually used it to make dip and she would eat an entire bowl with chips and that would be her lunch. Yuck !
I tried the dip once and it was delicious. We wouldn't have the idea without BP and will make it again
This is my go-to offering when invited to a cookout, along with Ruffles Potato Chips! One of my friends jokes that it's the only reason I'm invited!
Load More Replies...Actually combining this with a little bit of oil and coating potatoes with it and cooking them in the oven is delicious lol
Once watched my wife's grandma dice an onion by slicing rounds, like you might do for burgers, then peeling the slices, then go through and dice it. All with a steak knife.
Mine too. Then I cried about how stupid the way Granny sliced the onions was.
Load More Replies...…fancy knife she wants to show off? Please tell me it’s the fancy knife. ONIONS SHOULD BE SLICED VERTICALLY, FIGHT ME
Vertical works poorly for onion rings and burger slices. Having the two options enable suitable alternatives for different requirements. 8-)
Load More Replies...My friend throws things in to bake a cake & thinks it’s like cooking where you go with your heart & do as you feel like & add a bit of this & a bit of that. One day she said she doesn’t understand why her stuff doesn’t come out well. She was completely shocked & didn’t seem to believe me when I said baking needs a recipe following on the whole & some rules obeying for it to succeed as it’s a science & can’t be treated like cooking. My aunt buys takeaway fried chicken & fries it again at home before serving it to her family because she says the outside is too dry & not oily enough. A relative deep fries things & then puts it in the air fryer to make it less oily.
I learned that baking is chemistry - need the right formula (recipe) to get it right. Cooking is a rough plan that can be switched up.
Exactly that - " baking is chemistry". Breakout the measuring cups and spoons!
Load More Replies...My dad always made baked good right off the cuff, rather than using a recipe. Even bread. And his always turned out perfect. But, my dad also understood the chemistry in baking, too. Me? Not that brave. I understand the chemistry, but when it comes to baking, I use a recipe.
My MIL and FIL have a standardised set of three (3) dishes that they make. Dry, overcooked roast with overcooked potatoes and carrots. Oven-roasted chicken thighs, rice and powder-bernaise. Grilled sausages with lettuce. That's it.
Let me guess. They’re the only three meals your MIL learned to make before getting married, and she never expanded her cooking repertoire to include anything else—-and your FIL either resigned himself to it, or he has no taste buds.
My in-laws "speciality roast dinner" is undercooked frozen roast potatoes, tinned mixed vegetables that are heated until it has the texture on liquid, whatever frozen ready-to-roast joint from the supermarket (like those frankensteined chicken rolls with stuffing), ready-made/frozen yorkshire puddings that are cooked to be hard enough to use as a projectile weapon, and instant mix gravy that resembles brown water nore than a sauce. There wasn't a touch of salt or pepper either. My husband claims this is a "perfectly good dinner and tastes great" - pray for me!
Sausage with lettuce? Like in what world does that exist? My husband is from England , this paring would not go down well with them lol
Hahaha! my mom was out of town and my dad made baked chicken, corn and potatoes. A very yellow dinner - He said that you have to have 3 things to eat. Didn't matter that the dinner was for a marathon runner who needed carbs.
My stepfather is an absolute toddler about food. A literal 60-year-old man who still throws tantrums when my mom doesn't make him what he wants for dinner... One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth. He spent all of last summer insisting that every pack of cheese my mom got was 'bad,' but they were all totally fine. Our conclusion? We think that for the first time in his life, he actually smelled the cheese before inhaling it.
"One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth." Doesn't everybody? The individually wrapped slices also make good bookmarks.
In the US recently there was a safety recall of one particular brand of "individually wrapped processed cheese food" because the plastic wasn't only on the outside, there were extra sheets of plastic on them.
I have proof american cheese isn't real cheese! I... I like it... and I just can't stand cheese because it's gooey and slimy and smells bad. for me, food is more of a scent and texture thing than a taste thing, so you can see why cheese doesn't appeal to me. please don't downvote me for this, I understand I'm very much in the wrong opinion. just look at it this way: more cheese for you!
My dad’s mom boiled steak in a cast iron skillet. She caught an empty cast iron on fire and scorched the kitchen ceiling.
The south never ceases to amaze me, and I live in Georgia. I can happily say i've never had boiled steak in a cast iron skillet, though!
Load More Replies...My FIL bought a precooked Honeybaked ham one year. To reheat it, he put it in the oven at 350 for at least an hour. The Sahara desert of ham. Gods it was dry.
What tends to be confusing is that often the packet doesn't say whether it is precooked or not. Which is really annoying.
Load More Replies...My ex-MIL told me adding salt to water made it take longer to boil, and that putting a metal spoon in hot water made the water hotter, not cooler. Not a big believer in science, that one.
But she’s right about the salt water, boiling point of salted water is 102 degrees Celsius, while just pure water is 100 degrees Celsius.
You would have to add so much salt to raise the boiling point it would be ridiculous. Salt is added for flavor only. https://www.thoughtco.com/adding-salt-lower-boiling-point-water-607363
Load More Replies...If you add a teaspoon of salt to a litre of water, the boiling point will be raised to 100.04C (assuming standard pressure). 58g of salt would have to be added to a litre of water to raise it to 100.5C!
So "technically" right. Which is the best kind of right to be :-D
Load More Replies...Interesting. You find so many different scientific point of views about the boiling point of saltwater and freshwater. But in practice it‘s hardly noticeable. Only thing I did notice when living high up in the mountains: boiling eggs does go faster… not much, but within 6 min they were hard cooked, whereas when living on the coast, they were „waxy“. But that might also depend on size an the starting temperature of the eggs…it‘s still confusing and I always get surprised with the results…
Salt water does take longer to boil because of higher boiling point. They didn't teach about the spoon, so no idea on that.
Metal absorbs and retains heat, so if the heat source is still on, she has a sorta point. If the heat source is off, the metal may absorb heat but unless you remove it from the water, it shouldn't make much difference. Need more context. But in general, MIL *does* understand science.
My partner met my grandparents for the first time who are Mauritian Chinese. They’d cooked a pigs trotters stew (amongst other things). My mrs took a bite, not realising they had bones in…not sure if it was impolite to spit the bones out, she swallowed them. On the other hand, I’ve been offered “food” once at her family’s place. It was what they called a “pizza bagel” - a cold bagel, with tomato purée and a slice of plastic cheese on it…
I wouldn't care if it's polite or not, I'm not eating bones! Spit bone into the napkin.
My wife makes pizza bagels: toasted everything bagel, store-bought "pizza sauce", pepperoni, mozzarella or parmesan cheese... they are a great quick and easy snack...
If it's made with love and good ingredients, a pizza bagel can be fine dining...
Load More Replies...Ok, a pizza bagel needs a sauce (Pizza, NOT marinara) and mozzarella. Fight me.
My mother-in-law proudly makes this one very specific chunky salsa...that has raw diced carrots in it. I have no idea where she got that recipe from, but it's bland, watery, and WAY too crunchy.
I had salsa once that people bragged on. The only thing I could taste was chili powder. Not good. I don't mind heat, but salsa should not taste strongly from chili powder.
Salsa always needs to be refreshing. If it tastes of any particular spice, opportunity missed!
Load More Replies...I brought my mom and niece to a nice restaurant in Boston, interpreted the menu for them (it was in Spanish, I could make out most of it). We played it safe but also ordered a few new things for them to try (adventure in food and culture is important for kids). My mom SCREAMED “ew gross” like a child in the middle of the crowded dining room when I said there are anchovies on the Cesar salad as they were delivering them to the table. She thought that meant caviar.
I ask myself this when I go anywhere with my dad..
Load More Replies...It seems no-one ever taught her to not use word eww. I was a bit picky eater as a child, and was taught to never say the that word, or anything else insulting.
It's appalling to me when adults wrinkle their nose and say "ew" to any food. That's toddler behavior and we even teach them it's impolite. I can't tolerate when people act that way about food whatsoever. Words like "disgusting" do not apply to a dish you just don't care for or aren't familiar with. That IS insulting behavior.
Load More Replies...let me get this straight... she actually wanted caviar? isn't that stuff like really gross and rich people only eat it because it costs a lot and makes them seem even richer?
I think it's the opposite - she didn't know what an anchovy was, and when the daughter pointed out that the salad had anchovies, she thought 'anchovies' was Spanish for caviar - the 'ew' was because she thought caviar was gross.
Load More Replies...My mother-in-law cuts every single vegetable up with a paring knife. It's horrible watching her struggle to cut large items (like potatoes and onions), but she just sits there and insists that 'A small knife makes it go faster.' Then again, she also boils chicken in water in the microwave and eats it, so...
A paring knife is safer. Good for 1001 uses, such as getting the glue out of a tube when it's gone solid at the nozzle.
I wouldn’t advise that being that I got a paring knife stuck in my hand from doing exactly that. Just get a new bottle glue, it’s cheaper than a visit to the ER
Load More Replies...I thought I had taught my daughter (18) that good quality kitchen knives were an essential component of a decent kitchen and that each knife has it’s own purpose. Recently I’ve walked into the kitchen and found her cutting various items. A carrot. A watermelon. A steak. And a toffee apple (she took the stick out first). Every single time she was using my very expensive meat cleaver. I’m not worried that she’ll damage it because it can cut through bone. I am really scared of pissing her off though so I smile and walk away.
My brother and his wife had this huge house with an amazing kitchen. Nice layout, all the fancy stuff. They never used it. Well, they used the horizontal surface of the island and counters, but not one meal was cooked in that kitchen. Their kids were raised on take out food.
Quote from TV show. "Oh, is that your kitchen", "I don't know, I've never used it".
boggles my mind when people do that... fancy kitchen with no clue on how to use it,it's just to show off to others and look good (pretentious cockwombles)
My aunt and uncle are pretty well off. They have big house, and big, beautiful spotless kitchen, full of expensive cooking appliances. They never use it. They use tiny kitchenette on the first floor. And they aren't good cooks.
My mother was not a good cook. Her tuna casserole—-tuna surprise was the nice name my father, brothers and I had for it, the other being ptomaine surprise—-is the reason I haven’t eaten tuna since I moved out on my own. When my father retired (mother was a SAHM), they move to Vegas. They also never used their kitchen for anything but coffee and toast in the morning. They used to go to the free buffets at the casinos for lunch and dinner. Their brand spanking new over was never turned on—-the owner’s manual was still laying inside it the day they sold that house and move to Carson City (why people who were born in Pennsylvania and Ohio respectively, lived and raised their family in the Northeast, and bitched and moaned about shoveling snow their entire lives, would ever retire to Vegas, which makes complete sense, but then decide to leave the warmth of the desert and move a town in the the Sierras, is beyond me).
A friend had a similarly huge house with an amazing kitchen...which she actually cooked in. But she had the cheapest, lousiest, dullest set of matching knives in a knife block. I'd be surprised if she paid more than $30 for them. I think they may have been made from aluminum.
My most recent ex tried to buy a house without a kitchen - says it all, go figure!
Ohh that's bad. My mom said cooking the turkey on Thanksgiving day was too much work along with hosting. So she cooked the bird weeks in advance, carved it and froze it. Mmmmkay
At most I would cook it maybe a couple of days in advance, I would carefully pack it into a container and refrigerate it with a mild marinade, but OMG, Not freeze.
my mother and I for Christmas dinner prep would cook turkey/meat and prep veg Xmas eve, come Xmas day just had to cook veg and oven was then free for other sides (pigs in blankets, Yorkshire puddings etc),gave us some time to pop to pub across the road for a pint before dinner, watching every one else getting all panicky and us being somewhat smug ... only good memory I have of her
Cooking the turkey isn’t work. You just put it in the oven (with or without a cover), set the timer, and check on it periodically (including removing the cover so the skin will get crisp). Do all your casserole side dishes and pies the day before and reheat them. Hell, prep the turkey the night before so all you have to do is pop it in the oven. Just plan it so the only thing you’re doing is the turkey, which consists mostly of waiting, so you can entertain in the meantime—-just keep an eye on the clock or be sure your timer is loud. If your partner is handy in the kitchen, divide up the chores. I do the casseroles the day before (sweet potato, string bean, and the stuffing) and the pumpkin or sweet potato pie. All very easy to put together and cook, so after putting one in the over, I clean up then prep the next, but mostly just sitting and wait for cooking and cooling so I can put the casserole lids on them. The day of my husband cooks the turkey, with sliced potatoes in the pan with it, so they cook in the turkey juice. The cranberry sauce (which only I like) is canned, as are the rest of the veggies, like corn or Brussels Sprouts, which we generally serve plain, because of all the other more flavorful food. My husband also mixes up some gravy for the turkey (which only he likes). Since his family is in the UK—-Thanksgiving was a foreign thing to him, but after he saw all the food for our first turkey day together, he decided he loved it—-and my family is very small and spread out all over the globe, it pretty much just the two of us, and we’re well satisfied. Even our pets are satisfied, because they all get their own Thanksgiving dinner too—-a small plate with some cut up turkey on it.
My mum will buy and eat any substitution food she can because she believes it’s healthier, even if it’s specifically made for people with food intolerances (like gluten free bread) or religious reasons (like lamb bacon she got from a halal butcher). Mung bean pasta, cashew nut pesto, cannellini bean hummus, it goes on and on and I find it very confusing
Because she is doing it for the wrong reason and probably complains yhet others dont follow her lead.
Load More Replies...Being able to avail oneself of a halal butcher is a wonderful thing!
My mom once made butternut squash soup, it was very bland so when I asked her what was in it, she said it was just butternut squash roasted and blended - not even any salt. When I asked her if she considered adding anything like seasoning or garlic, she said she prefers it to just be butternut squash
Good on her. Keep it simple and let the diners choose their own flavouring.
Cooked in seasoning tastes different than raw, added later seasoning.
Load More Replies...But…did you put Christmas tree needles in your olive oil?
Unfortunately, I can say; from experience; that they may actually mean christmas tree needles
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just me but that's what everything with rosemary tastes like. Not understanding the attraction.
When my dad makes cheese sauce, he adds milk, then a few tablespoons of flour and butter. Then, he adds a chunk of cheese, not grated just a full chunk of cheese in. Once melted, if it hasn't thickened enough he will add a tablespoon or two of cornflour (cornstarch) to seal the deal. Tastes bland, has the texture of a chunky paste.
The trick is this: you MUST add the flour to the fat (butter) FIRST, so the starch gets coated in lipids. Then you add the milk or whatever aquaeous liquid you are using. Once that is smoothe, add the cheese however you like, shredded or as a block.
Roux does not just happen - it needs to be encouraged...
Load More Replies...That's fine dining. When I make cheese sauce I melt cheese and pour it on.
My Dad's not THAT bad, but I still remember how appalled my Mom was when she found out he was using whole wheat flour to make mac & cheese for the two of us when she was at work. Especially since my equally ignorant 7-year-old self said that "I like it better when Dad makes it."
“I think there’s weevils in your pumpkin”, from father commenting on a carrot and caraway seed purée.
My family calls everything small and in large quantities rice. Quinoa? Rice. Couscous? Rice.
I guess it’s only two things, but it’s still weird.
I used to date a girl who called all birds, "chickens." Pigeon? Chicken. Dove? Hey, little chicken!
We call local pigeons or rock doves "City Chickens". Not because we eat them, although people do, but because they run around your feet when you have any food.
Load More Replies...My family calls everything noodles. Spaghetti? Noodles with red sauce. Fettuccini? Noodles with cream sauce. Macaroni and cheese (the homemade version with bechamel and real cheese)? Noodles and cheese. Lasagna? Noodle pie.
Noodle Pie, that is so cute! Maybe they can make some new ones for a fun family food blog, like Meatball Cobbler or Beef Kugel?
Load More Replies...My very picky daughter, when she was about four, had trouble with school lunches. And once, when I came to get her after school, she told me she had loved the "baby rice with red sauce and things". I enquired and it was couscous, with all the trimmings. Apparently her French-Algerian paternal grandmother's genes were showing. Well, she did resemble her a lot.
Bulgur? Rice. Barley? Rice. Teff? Brown rice. Millet? Rice. Amaranth? Rice! Lentils? Peas. Spelt? Rice.
My uncle had a bunch of dried herbs that were at least 7 years past their best by date and he absolutely refused to throw them away. Just add sawdust to your food at that point.
Herbs in jars may lose their potency over time, it's true, but many will retain a lot of flavour, so use them up, just make sure you add extra and taste, taste, taste as you're cooking to check how much flavour they've added. Seven years past their date is nothing.
keep in a airtight container and out of sunlight be fine for years
Load More Replies...My mom has this nut and herb blend she likes to put on fish. That would be great except it's expired and the nut oils are rancid. She claims it's delicious.
Yesss, I don't understand the fad of storing spices next to the oven or stove where they are quickly ruined. Is it really that inconvenient to store as instructed in a "cool, dry place"?
Honestly, I'm amazed that my grandfather never got food poisoning. He'd frequently leave soup out on the stove for days on end — just heating it back up when he was hungry and letting it cool down for hours, or even days, before heating it up again. In the winter, he'd store food outside instead of in the refrigerator since it was 'free' to cool it down...except he'd continue to do this until it was in the 50s.
Leaving a pot of soup out and reheating isn't actually a health hazard per se, as long as it's covered and properly reheated every time. This was actually common for centuries, known as pottage, where new ingredients could be added each day but only rarely would the pot be emptied and started from scratch.
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot nine days old.
Load More Replies...My family does the same with non dairy soups🍲 We don't get sick 🤪 The only thing wrong with this post is if he didn't properly store soup with dairy
have done this with big pots of stew,got 5days from it between 5 of us (we were on a fishing holiday in republic Ireland) the cottage had stone tiled floor, would just leave it on tiles overnight then reheat gently through the day...no one got ill (FYI I was designated cook,as was only one of us that could cook)
I had a friend in highschool, go to his place sometime and his parents would cook. Anyway a time or two his dad cooked hamburgers on the grill, the were overcooked flavorless hockey pucks. .. anyway one time he was at our place after my stepdad finally had one of those burgers and he gave me a wink and made his style hamburger. Full flavors juicy etc burgers. My friend took one bite and his face lit up. He must've never imagined a burger made at home could taste like that. I gelt sorry he had to go back to his dad's cooking. (And this was highschool)........on a side note was eating again at my friend's and he holds up a pork chop and says " I really like pork chops I wonder what part of the cow they come from" his Mom and I look at each other bemused and we're like it's "PORK" chop. I guess it was all one word to him so long he never really thought about it
"Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old."
Thankfully, nobody mentioned my mother's speciality. Some people throw out leftovers, my mother wasn't one of those people. All leftovers ended up in meatballs, which tasted disgusting. It wasn't until my second wife, 20 years later, cooked meatballs that I realised that they could taste delicious if done properly. Ditto with omelettes.
Lol, I have a cousin that thought he hated pot roast until he got married, his bride made pot roast as the first meal. He said I don't like pot roast but ate it and loved it. He then realized, his mom couldn't cook.
Load More Replies...The audacity of just throwing away something from someone else's fridge without asking! Just no.
My grandma used to have her sister's come down with their families every summer and her younger sister would do the same thing. She'd throw stuff out, replace it with stuff no one liked, throw full sticks of butter into a pot my grandma was cooking when no one was looking. Couldn't see a problem with it at all. Not until her son got married and her daughter in law did the same thing to her (specifically to teach her a lesson) she still adds butter to everything but at least now its on her own plate. And she brings a cooler when she comes down for all her "better than yours" food. Lol
Load More Replies...My grandma would cook a great big baked ham at Easter and then leave it sitting out on the counter for the next two days just slicing off it for sandwiches, and the cat would go have a nibble on it here and there. She’d make beautiful thick sandwiches for our 5 hour drive home day or two later and we’d toss ‘‘em out halfway home and get something at a truck stop diner. Really tho, she lived to 91 and I can’t remember her ever being real sick with anything.
Her immune system was like The Hulk's from sharing her food with the cat
Load More Replies...I’ve grown to hate any sort of ketchup, with anything. Don’t ask
I have at least 7 types of mustard in my fridge and a handful of ketchup packets for guests.
Load More Replies...I have a terrible phobia (?) of eating pretty much anything someone else cooks/makes, even my own husband and grown daughters. It started when I was very young and got food poisoning from a blueberry cheesecake my aunt made. It's very distressing to live with, and to pretend I'm not hungry when staying for a week at a relative's home.
OMG I have a similar condition (?). Even I find it really hard to eat anything that isn’t prepared by either my parents or myself but I have no problem eating out at fancy restaurants. My parents didn’t let my sister and I eat from outside shops (mostly the street shops) when we were young for fear of unsanitary cooking conditions and I believe this habit is what has continued into my adulthood. It’s quite challenging if I’m invited to enjoy meals cooked by friends/family and I have to repeatedly explain to people that I’m not avoiding their food because it’s not tasty/etc, but simply cause of some random condition/phobia I have. I’m glad to hear that I’m not alone in this. First time I found another person who has a similar issue. Hope we can get through this together!
Load More Replies...I'm German and when I had the cooking elective at school in the 80s, I tried out some recipes at home and cooked for the family. At this point, my paternal grandmother still had control of the kitchen...she cooked everything beyond recognition. My mother, who was much better at cooking, didn't have much to say back then. I made pizza back then... complete with dough, tomato sauce, etc. I think it was my father's first time eating pizza. He even ordered schnitzel with fries (very German) at a Greek restaurant (we have quite a large Greek community in our city). He liked the pizza, but was confused by some of the ingredients: olives, salami, mushrooms and cheese. His reaction to Bolognese was even better. He was very suspicious of the grated Parmesan, but (adventurous as he was) ate it anyway. Then (at the age of 15), I taught my mother how to cook a bolognese... and she taught me how to make her delicious fried chicken and so much more. When I was 16, we took over the kitchen (with "for
More a food/storage story. I once had a relative who had a mouse problem in the kitchen. They decided to keep mouse bait (the little greenish bits that they eat and then dissolve from the inside out) in an open box in the same drawer as all the silverware. I saw that and vowed to never eat anything there unless it was off paper plates and plastic utensils. Person died a few years later due in part to liver failure. I firmly believe that they accidentally and slowly poisoned themselves.
I have one od those. Age 7, ate a piece od Apple one, trow uo everything she ate that day
Load More Replies...The thing is, I once ate cake with ketchup and my taste buds decided that *y'know, I like it!* so a lot of these are really mild for my tastes.
Yeah my mom got kicked out of my sister's house and then moved into my house while I was at work. She then threw away ALL MY FOOD literally all of it. Then proceeded to rearrange my entire kitchen and stock it with what she deems "healthy". Fun to come home to.
Thankfully, nobody mentioned my mother's speciality. Some people throw out leftovers, my mother wasn't one of those people. All leftovers ended up in meatballs, which tasted disgusting. It wasn't until my second wife, 20 years later, cooked meatballs that I realised that they could taste delicious if done properly. Ditto with omelettes.
Lol, I have a cousin that thought he hated pot roast until he got married, his bride made pot roast as the first meal. He said I don't like pot roast but ate it and loved it. He then realized, his mom couldn't cook.
Load More Replies...The audacity of just throwing away something from someone else's fridge without asking! Just no.
My grandma used to have her sister's come down with their families every summer and her younger sister would do the same thing. She'd throw stuff out, replace it with stuff no one liked, throw full sticks of butter into a pot my grandma was cooking when no one was looking. Couldn't see a problem with it at all. Not until her son got married and her daughter in law did the same thing to her (specifically to teach her a lesson) she still adds butter to everything but at least now its on her own plate. And she brings a cooler when she comes down for all her "better than yours" food. Lol
Load More Replies...My grandma would cook a great big baked ham at Easter and then leave it sitting out on the counter for the next two days just slicing off it for sandwiches, and the cat would go have a nibble on it here and there. She’d make beautiful thick sandwiches for our 5 hour drive home day or two later and we’d toss ‘‘em out halfway home and get something at a truck stop diner. Really tho, she lived to 91 and I can’t remember her ever being real sick with anything.
Her immune system was like The Hulk's from sharing her food with the cat
Load More Replies...I’ve grown to hate any sort of ketchup, with anything. Don’t ask
I have at least 7 types of mustard in my fridge and a handful of ketchup packets for guests.
Load More Replies...I have a terrible phobia (?) of eating pretty much anything someone else cooks/makes, even my own husband and grown daughters. It started when I was very young and got food poisoning from a blueberry cheesecake my aunt made. It's very distressing to live with, and to pretend I'm not hungry when staying for a week at a relative's home.
OMG I have a similar condition (?). Even I find it really hard to eat anything that isn’t prepared by either my parents or myself but I have no problem eating out at fancy restaurants. My parents didn’t let my sister and I eat from outside shops (mostly the street shops) when we were young for fear of unsanitary cooking conditions and I believe this habit is what has continued into my adulthood. It’s quite challenging if I’m invited to enjoy meals cooked by friends/family and I have to repeatedly explain to people that I’m not avoiding their food because it’s not tasty/etc, but simply cause of some random condition/phobia I have. I’m glad to hear that I’m not alone in this. First time I found another person who has a similar issue. Hope we can get through this together!
Load More Replies...I'm German and when I had the cooking elective at school in the 80s, I tried out some recipes at home and cooked for the family. At this point, my paternal grandmother still had control of the kitchen...she cooked everything beyond recognition. My mother, who was much better at cooking, didn't have much to say back then. I made pizza back then... complete with dough, tomato sauce, etc. I think it was my father's first time eating pizza. He even ordered schnitzel with fries (very German) at a Greek restaurant (we have quite a large Greek community in our city). He liked the pizza, but was confused by some of the ingredients: olives, salami, mushrooms and cheese. His reaction to Bolognese was even better. He was very suspicious of the grated Parmesan, but (adventurous as he was) ate it anyway. Then (at the age of 15), I taught my mother how to cook a bolognese... and she taught me how to make her delicious fried chicken and so much more. When I was 16, we took over the kitchen (with "for
More a food/storage story. I once had a relative who had a mouse problem in the kitchen. They decided to keep mouse bait (the little greenish bits that they eat and then dissolve from the inside out) in an open box in the same drawer as all the silverware. I saw that and vowed to never eat anything there unless it was off paper plates and plastic utensils. Person died a few years later due in part to liver failure. I firmly believe that they accidentally and slowly poisoned themselves.
I have one od those. Age 7, ate a piece od Apple one, trow uo everything she ate that day
Load More Replies...The thing is, I once ate cake with ketchup and my taste buds decided that *y'know, I like it!* so a lot of these are really mild for my tastes.
Yeah my mom got kicked out of my sister's house and then moved into my house while I was at work. She then threw away ALL MY FOOD literally all of it. Then proceeded to rearrange my entire kitchen and stock it with what she deems "healthy". Fun to come home to.
