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There’s nothing like a hot, fresh home-cooked meal. As long as the person who prepared it doesn’t have their own bizarre style of cooking, that is… Every chef will tell you that creativity in the kitchen can be a great thing. But without mastering the basics, taking risks in the kitchen can also lead to some interesting outcomes.

Reddit users have recently been sharing the most questionable culinary habits their family members have, so we’ve gathered some eyebrow-raising responses below. Enjoy reading through these habits that would make Gordon Ramsay shudder, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly shocking!

#1

“I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My sister moved from the city to a small Texas town. Someone in their circle had a new baby girl and named her Brie. My sister jokingly said, "If you have another one, you can name it Gouda." Everyone looked at her with blank stares because they had no idea what Gouda was. It was perhaps a joke in bad taste, but she and i have laughed over that many times through the years, so in the end it was a worthwhile joke.

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Jeremy James
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're expecting twins, Stilton and Edam.

Robert T
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody always has to diss a Brie. ;-)

Isabella
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a colleague who named her daughter Dalia. Although this is a flower name, were we are from, there is a brand of cheese with this name too, quite popular in fact. Few months after the baby girl was born, she came to the office one day and she told us: "Yesterday my husband and I were in the supermarket for groceries and we realised that our daughter has a cheese name" .

Rostit. .
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son Cheddar and my daughter Provolone would like a word with you.

Bruce Horton
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they had no idea that brie is a cheese

thewomaninthestripedshirt
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no curiosity whatsoever about what the name they chose for their baby refers to? I know a number of people are that incurious, but it’s wild to me.

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DB
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have gone with Cheddar.

Amy Pontious
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a Gouda joke to laugh about! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WonderWoman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they had a boy, call him Colby

Vira
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This submission makes no sense for the title.

Pud
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The baby's indigenous name is Laughing Cow..🥸

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    #2

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mother has entire cookbooks dedicated to cooking in the microwave. She thinks there are two ways to cook vegetables: 1. Place frozen vegetables into Corningware. Add water and margarine. Microwave until they are mush. 2. Dump canned vegetables and liquid from can into pot. Add margarine. Hear until slightly warm. I realized I could like vegetables the first time I tasted fresh green beans that had been lightly sauteed with olive oil, garlic, and salt.

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    Hanako-Kun 花子くん
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try baked broccoli with garlic and Parmesan cheese 😋 edit: and olive oil and baked

    Bored Trash Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like making potatoes this way, with some olive oil on them to make them crispy

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    Deeelite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Once I moved out and discovered fresh and frozen vegetables my world opened! Mom would overcook every veg until it was a grey nasty mushy mess - bleah!!!!

    Bethy and Dustin Sullivan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those times when I'm actually happy to have been born in the south. I grew up in fresh vegetables being cooked in marvelous and amazing ways. The only issue is, if it's being cooked in the south, you can almost bet that everything that's been added in to make it taste amazing is probably not good for you. There are times where that isn't, necessarily, true and it is made in healthier ways. It isn't often, though.

    Vira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's an extra shame about this? The microwave actually can be a great tool to make good food. People just abuse it, and produce c**p. Even cookbooks can be written by idiots.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast cauliflower with a bit of salt & pepper. While it's cooking, saute pine nuts in butter until just starting to turn golden, then add chopped dates & garlic. Cook just until the dates are warm; remove from heat & combine with the cauliflower when it's done roasting. Serve hot or at room temperature. Sounds horrible, I know, and it doesn't look much better but it is heavenly to eat!

    Jenn Olges
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roasted brussell sprouts with bacon and parmesan is life changing!

    Kathleen Pearlman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow cook those green beans, after shelling a couple of them, with a chunks of ham or a slice of bacon. Sheer heaven - it's a Southern thing

    Jenn Olges
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roasted brussell sprouts with bacon and parmesan, roasted broccolini with lemon pepper, zucchini sliced really thin and coated in parmesan then baked makes some awesome chips - the options are endless! My daughter will not eat a lot of veggies, but if I roast them like mentioned, or even grate them into sauces, she loves them, and even comments they taste good!

    tullotoe underfoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized, once I got out on my own, and could decide how I spent my time without having any other responsibilities, trying to cut time corners has a cost. FTFY

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    #3

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mom wouldn't eat hummus until I started calling it "bean dip".

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    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that it’s because hummus sound foreign. Bean dip sounds traditional and local.

    South Monk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bean dip tells me it's made from beans. Hummus makes me think of fertilizer..

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    Carol LeMay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feed somebody poisoned bean dip would that be considered hummuscide?

    Houssem Hammami
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called hummus because it's made from chickpeas , the word "chickpeas" in Arabic is Hummus, that's how you pronounce it exactly. So basically it's just calling the dish by it's Arabic name

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. I know people who didn't eat it until it started to be called hummus. Bean dip didn't sound healthy.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I've never been keen on hummus because it sounds like it was made from humans. Now you've told me it's bean dip so I don't have to worry about eating human beans.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...because it sounds like it was made from humans." Joking or no, you remind me of a former co-worker who wouldn't eat Greek food of any kind because the spelling of "gyros" reminded her too much of the word "gross."

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    Pamela24
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hummus" in Czech means something disgusting. Honestly, I've always struggled with this name of the dish.

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you wouldn’t be lying because hummus is made from chickpeas and chickpeas are apart of the legumes family just like beans are.

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love hummus... better homemade than any shop bought stuff

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But people will pay more for "hummus". That's why stores stopped calling it "bean dip" and started calling it "hummus".

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s never been marketed as bean dip where I am (US, NYC). Bean dip in the US is pretty much always going to refer to some sort of black bean layered dip.

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    Leekier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the north of England we have pease pudding which is a similar type of thing but made from split peas. I really like both, though hummus is easier to find nowadays but I’m constantly amused by people who’ll wolf down hummus and refuse to even try the local version🤦🏼‍♀️ Pure snobbery;

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    #4

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My step dads mom took a stick of butter, used it like a crayon to butter the raw turkey, then put the rest of the stick on the table for rolls. That was over 20 years ago and I still refuse to eat anything she makes. Luckily, I live several states away. I plan all trips to visit my mother NOT on holidays so I can avoid her... And all the holiday travelers.

    alyxmj , Sorin Gheorghita Report

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one Easter half my family went to the hospital because of leftovers. Thanks Mom!

    Kat C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. One year, unbeknownst to us, my Mom cooked the turkey the night BEFORE Thanksgiving and then left it in the garage overnight WITH the stuffing in it (her words: "it's cold enough out there"). She almost killed the entire family. After that my brother and his family always stopped at McDonald's on the way to Thanksgiving dinner.

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    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard would it have been to cut a chunk of butter off to use for the turkey?

    Ansi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was at a potluck were the host fried chicken breasts, they were on a plate with a lot of "chicken fluid", she fried half in a pan, put them back on the plate and then fried the other ones. 🤢 She didn't see the problem when we brought it up. 🤦

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "brought it up" might not have been the best choice of words there. Although it's almost certainly what you would have done if you'd actually eaten the chicken.

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    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    top tip for roasting a chicken,put half a pack of butter in cavity (along with any herbs of choice etc) Cook it upside down,the butter and juices keep the chicken moist turn right side up for last half hour to brown skin on breast (probably could do same with a turkey)

    kool mudkips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Thanksgiving I accidentally put the turkey upside down. When I opened the oven, it looked horrific. Like all the meat had disappeared. It was just skin and bones. But when my mom figured it out and we tried to flip it. The meat came off in the butter. It was best turkey we all ever ate. We cook them upside down in the juice now. Not as pretty but tastes AMAZING.

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buttering the turkey, fine, but then putting the butter on the table? Ewwww, salmonella

    Funhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm now picturing the used stick of butter also having a hand grip melted into it from step dad's mom's hand. 🤢

    Annez Baxter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once pretended to eat at a friend's place, for one she never cleans her fridge and was double dipping the wooden spoon & mixing it up with the vegan risotto & the meat one after licking it, by the time we "ate" she was too drunk to notice my acting, Eeuww though!

    Chase Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not even telling my microbiologist wife about this. She majored in poultry science, and is SERIOUS about cross contamination... this would make her skin crawl.

    Tracy Creamer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex MIL dumped a can of green beans in a pan and ran hot water over them from the sink until they were “heated” up. She also left a casserole out all night and when my ex told her to throw it out when she was putting it in the fridge she said it’s ok, we have air conditioning.

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    #5

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My in-laws visited for a month and I had to learn the hard way that, despite having travelled the world over, they are not adventurous eaters nor particularly well acquainted with good cooking. We wanted to grill one evening and my mother-in-law insisted that the pork loin medallions needed to be BOILED for AN HOUR before cooking on the grill. I watched her turn the meat into small gray pucks, slather them in bottled sauce, then grill for 5 minutes a side. When they cut them, the interior was fluffy and dry, resembling sawdust more than meat. Very glad we also cooked sausage or I would have been sad AND hungry.

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    Kariali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor pig really died for nothing.

    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may have come from a generation where Trichinosis (Roundworm) was prevelant in the domestic Pig herd and anyone eating pork was advised to basically cook it to death just to be sure of killing the parasite. Still a bloody sacrilege !!

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that generation has somehow had no access to updated information since then? These people are described as being well-traveled, too, so it’s not as if they’re too poor or ignorant to have ever set foot out of their hometown.

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    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY TF did you cave to your MIL in your own home? I would never allow that. She will eat what is cooked or she can call DoorDash for takeout. My home = my rules and my cooking style. Don't like it? Don't come or pack your own sandwiches...

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol sounds like my MIL. The first time I made dinner for my SO, it was steak. I thought it was a little odd that he was excited about the date, but seemed a little luke-warm when I told him what I was making. Turned out his mum only cooked meat one way, charred, so he was floored when I turned out lovely steaks that didn't look like two unidentifiable lumps of sadness. 🤣 Love my MIL dearly, but we tend to spike her tea when she visits to keep her out of the kitchen.

    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL cooked the Thanksgiving turkey for 20 hours until all the meat fell off the bone. Then she made a gravy from the grease and liquid ( using all the grease ). No Lucille, no amount of greasy gravy will revive this dessicated meat.

    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex Chef here (in the UK, where we only have to eat Turkey once a year); around Christmas one year, I was living above the very busy gastro pub where I was Head Chef and decided to go for a beer after a very busy session but not before I'd put 6 turkeys into the ovens in preparation for the following day, cook them for 3 hours or so and get them out at around 12 midnight . Sadly, the night turned into a bit of a party and I stumbled off to bed, quite drunk around 3am ; do you know what it's like to wake up, slightly fuzzy with half a head full of booze and realise, in a panic, that you've forgotten something ? I do. I ran downstairs naked, bumped into the cleaner on my way to the kitchen (she wasn't impressed on any level) and managed to get all of the Turkeys out of the ovens without burning anything vital or spilling any boiling hot juices on me or the cleaner, who by this point was in the kitchen, laughing so hard that she wet herself. God, that was a long day..

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am TA... I would have flat out said "I can't eat that."

    Chase Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up thinking I didn't like steak. Who would want to eat this difficult to chew and swallow gray slab covered in steak sauce?? First time my roommates and I made rare steak at home the scales fell from my eyes and never turned back!!

    Susan Teter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. My mother grew up during the depression, and trichinosis was a food born illness in hogs. But she parlayed it to EVERY meat. Hamburgers ended up charcoal briquettes and t bone steaks were shoe leather 😳

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that, I let them cook THEIRS however they want, and I cook mine/the rest my way

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    #6

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices I have a dairy allergy. I visited home for the holidays. My dad tried to argue with me that THERE IS NO DAIRY IN RANCH DRESSING. “What about the buttermilk, Dad?” “It’s *not* milk-it’s *buttermilk*! Ha!” “And what is the base ingredient for that curdled milk Dad?” “It’s not the same thing. You’re just being picky!”

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad when strangers ignore or even mock your food allergies, but when it comes from people who supposedly care about you, that's just awful.

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! My parents refused to believe that I had food sensitivities when I was a kid, insisting that I was “trying to be special”. They would call themselves sneaking in offending foods with foods I liked, then accuse me of being paranoid when I told them I knew what they put in it, then go “aha gotcha” when I ate it under duress. To this day they wonder where I got my trust issues from.

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    Lama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other side of this story, there's lots of people who think I can't eat eggs because I'm lactose intolerant. (Their reasoning: aren't eggs dairy?)

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a lady (in her late 40s) who had no idea what dairy meant. She didn’t understand that cream, cheese, yoghurt, ice cream, etc all came from milk. I think her daughter was learning about it in school, came home and talked about it and her mum was completely confused. She came to work and was asking if we all knew what dairy is. Yes. Had to explain the concept to her

    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently trying to learn to navigate through a gluten and dairy free lifestyle now that I've been diagnosed with celiac disease and the related lactose intolerance. That stuff is in everything! I have never paid so much attention to a food label in my life.

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has both as well! My dad found several cook books for it and a book on products that cater to it! :) something to look into! Its amazing how many things have little to no difference in taste btwn dairy/gluten free n stuff with it in it

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    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dairy allergy is nothing unusual, how come that some people deny it's existence or accuse others of 'being picky'?

    Anna Drever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t it something like almost 70% of the world’s population have either dairy intolerance or lactose intolerance. Can’t remember which.

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    Anna Drever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dairy intolerance. It makes me nauseous. Literally. And with each of my three pregnancies it made me vomit. Then after I gave birth it would settle down and back to just nausea. Now that I’m through menopause it also makes my nostrils so sore it feels like they’ve been sandpapered. And lastly as long as I stay off dairy my eczema doesn’t come back. Thank goodness for dairy alternatives. 🙂

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's impossible to convince people they're wrong. Like my mother was. Bring your own dressing.

    Mizfit2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad was trying to kill you I guess. Can't fix stoopid. Good thing you have common sense.

    Erin Eubanks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buttermilk isn't curdled milk. It's the milk leftover from making butter.

    Nykky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad sounds like a moron.

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    #7

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Mine really isn't that bad but my sister acts like I'm CrAZy when I leave the skin on my salmon to cook...I know it's less common in the US but I still can't help to feel very annoyed. Crispy skin is the best part!

    kitty_kotton , Karyna Panchenko Report

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't eat the skin, the salmon tastes better if cooked with the skin on it.

    Manny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention leaving the skin on holds the fish so it doesn't fall apart

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    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crispy skin is wonderful. Plus it helps keep the fish juicy and it won't fell apart so quick

    Littlebunnyfufu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm super confused by this post. It's very common to leave the skin on salmon where I live... in the US... I'm curious if the OP lives somewhere in the US where salmon and seafood aren't a common dish?

    Joann Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a landlocked state is my thought. Probably get their salmon from a can

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    Tired Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmon steaks cut like in the photo are VERY common in the U.S.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "less common in the US". Stop generalizing the US, FFS. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if we applied a food preference to the entirety of Europe. It may be less common in SOME parts of the US but there are plenty of places where it is common.

    Deeelite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't purchase it in the store unless the skin is on. Live in the USA

    Sylvia Schmitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what you want to use it for. Diced and cooked in a cream sauce I would certainly buy without skin.

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    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crispy fish skin...droool 🤤🤤🤤

    Joann Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very common in the US unless you are not from a coastal state maybe. That is the way to keep moisture in your fish, especially when grilling.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmon skin is gross but you still cook the salmon with the skin on. You flay your chicken before cooking too?!

    Mizfit2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS the best part! 🙂 I live skin on when I cook it. No one else eats theirs, I'll eat that too! 🤣

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    #8

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices It is always stressful eating at my in laws. MIL cooks one potato per person. They're the size of golf balls. Thanksgiving. She takes away the sour cream immediately so it doesn't spoil. It's been out for 5 minutes. She'll hover and take your plate the second you clear it. Don't even think about 2nds. Remember, 1 potato per person. Husband, FIL, and I come in for lunch after hours of making firewood. Felling trees, hauling them out. Block, split, and pile. MIL has made one half of a premade garlic loaf for all 4 of us. That one made me cry. 2 weeks ago. Husband and I realize we haven't had French Toast in a couple years. You can't screw up French Toast, so we went to my in laws for breakfast. Her "recipe" is 1 egg and 3 cups of milk, which she mixed up before even putting the bacon on. She served her husband a lump of wet bread. I said my bacon was enough. My husband sort of salvaged the mixture by adding more eggs. Puts mixture in fridge. But FIL wants another piece. MIL scolds him to put the mix back in the fridge not 2 seconds after his bread hit the pan so it doesn't go bad. Yet, it's already been out 20 minutes because she mixed it up before even putting the bacon on. Non food related, we stopped out this weekend. She said sorry for not combing her hair - she's washing sheets today, which means she washes her hair today, and her comb, so she can't comb her hair until after. God forbid you take anything out of the oven before the timer goes off. Even if that means burnt Grands biscuits. Which are gross even when not burnt. Watching her wash dishes is painful. Wash a plate, rinse it, dry it with a towel, then lay it on the table. For *every* *fricken* *dish*. Not wash all the plates, then rinse every plate, then dry every plate. And she complains her feet get sore from all the walking. Christmas a few years ago. I made a beautiful beef roast and also a duck. I freaked out when she tried to dump a can of cream of mushroom on my duck *for gravy". She still brings it up "my mother was a good cook and I've been cooking for 45 years" Easter is this weekend. She asked us to coordinate going out because she doesn't want to cook this year. Now, I would love to host, and do all the cooking because a) I love to host and b) I wouldn't leave hungry. But we're in the middle of some projects so we can't. And I refuse to cook at her house because I like things like mixing bowls, proper utensils, more than 2 inches of counter space because she's got s**t piled everywhere, and accurate ovens. Anyways. I spent a couple hours coming up with a few options to present to my husband's brother and sister. Then I find out MIL has asked all 3 of her kids to do the coordinating. So we all had different ideas instead of one person running the show, so to speak. All of us are irritated. Gah.

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like she is afflicted with OCD.

    Marnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some autistic people (like me) can also be like this. I come up with "rules" of how to do things and they take over (like deciding you MUST leave something in the oven until timer goes off, because that's "how you're supposed to do things"). I hope I'm not this annoying, though. I'm much better after years of my son gently and kindly and humorously making fun of me.

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    Justme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hadn’t had French toast in a while … so you went to your MIL’s house … who you know to be a bad cook ???

    Debbie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your MIL has some logical processing issues. Or whatever the name is for not seeing processes/logical flows... (Mostly diagnosed because of the way she does the dishes). Or that everything needs to be in a certain order, done in a certain order? And if you know she makes small portions - bring your own "side dish" or snack as a way of saying "thank you for having us over".

    teenytabs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your MIL lived in the depression era and maybe has some sort of OCD.

    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate it when old ladies assume that everybody are happy with old lady-portions.

    Sharon Ingram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your mom has OCD, or other issue.

    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that with bacon and French toast? I know French toast as white bread/brioche dunked in a mixture of egg, milk, sugar and cinnamon and then bagged in a pan. Nothing more. Where should the aunt had put the bacon? I am curious

    GirlFriday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is saying that the batter was mixed up and sitting out before the bacon for the side was started and this made the concoction extra runny.

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested to know what this lady's redeeming qualities are..

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people spend so much time having meals with people whose cooking they (rightfully, it sounds like) can’t get on with? There are so many other things they could do than visit these people specifically for meals. I wouldn’t go to Thanksgiving at the home of someone who cooks like this, or to their house for breakfast. Visit later or earlier in the day, not at meal times.

    Mbfsc63
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post was too effing long. Yeah MIL is a rubbish cook......got it!!! Eat elsewhere or at home. Not rocket science.

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    #9

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mom once had a meltdown in her kitchen when she saw me cooking an egg in a pan on the stove. She likes to cook her eggs in the microwave until they're rubbery and tinged with gray, and she insists that this is the only way to do it.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother is right. The ancient Phoenicians introduced the microwave to the Baltic kitchen, and eggs haven't been the same since.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the reason there are no ancient Phoenicians today?

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of the chicken! Take a fully laden one, hold your head back, massage lower chicken intestines until the treat comes out.

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    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They smell up the house too when you do it that way. Someone at our office did this and the smell Was so bad!

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are obsessed with microwave

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stayed with a friend for a month after my divorce, her boyfriend took a tenderloin, sliced it into 3 blobs and got cooked a piece in the microwave for 10+ minutes. I worked as a cook at the time and was flabbergasted. I had been doing most of the cooking and cleaning there to earn my keep and gently reminded him that I was more than happy to make him a steak in broiler whenever he wanted. It was rubbery, gray and to me inedible but he said he was used to cooking for himself over the years

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First: I am having a hard time getting past the picture of an egg on a grill pan... okay... well, I remember being young and trying to cook a sunnyside up egg in the microwave. It looked beautiful, but when I tried to break the yolk, it was hard. I poked at it and still couldn't get in. Finally, I stabbed it really hard and it exploded scalding rubber chunks of yolk all over me.

    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I understood these people. My mom was similar but her excuse was she didnt care.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cook eggs in the microwave in a coffee cup with a little water and only nuke them until they look like poached eggs. Since every time I tried to make poached eggs they ended up like the eggs in egg drop soup.

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the cooks at breakfast restaurants make poached eggs, there's no shame in that! I worked at Perkins and that is what they do, in a little portion cup instead of coffee cup. I think they come out better than in boiled water and you don't lose any of the whites

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I do often cook my scrambled eggs in the microwave. 1 minute per egg. They are usually pretty fluffy.

    ADDchallengedINFP-T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing the eggs are free from the shell when they are in the micro oven. However, I won't touch those eggs, never mind eating them. Running yolk is another thing from which I stay away. UGH to these both.

    Mizfit2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my Mil cooks eggs like this. She'll also "fix a nice Lasagna" with a side salad She has made this everytime we visit. Not often as we live states apart. The Lasagna is some cheap off brand c**p even Walmart brand is better. It is so nasty! She isn't hurting for money by any means but cheaps us out on a constant. 8 always graciously thank her even though I dread the meal every single time.

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    #10

    I moved to the Santa Fe, New Mexico area after college and fell in love with the food. I took my parents to a decent New Mexican restaurant when they visited...and my father got a hamburger in a tortilla. You know that feeling when you've discovered something you think is life-changing, you want to share it, and no one cares? That was me on that day.

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    XiaLi Wang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband appreciates all I do in the kitchen but he's a meat and 2 veg kind of guy. So when I find something new that I love I share it with a close friend who has a more exotic palate. She does the same with me because her husband eats like a fussy child. Find yourself a food buddy and leave the simple food for your family

    Wendy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took married friends to a Mexican restaurant and the wife asked the server for Soy Sauce .....

    Susan Robinson-Collins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But tortilla burgers ROCK!!! Pepperjack cheese, all wrapped up and smothered in green or red Chile, onions and more cheese. Knife and fork works best!

    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son took his sister to a Greek restaurant. She ordered a hamburger 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Leekier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I had a day out with my daughter in law. My daughter’s town has a Georgian spa we visit occasionally so we invited DiL along, after the spa we went for a meal. Since DiL had no suggestions and we knew she liked Chinese food we went for our usual which is a family run Chinese café; since it first opened just after WW2 they’ve included always English dishes for the less adventurous. DiL went for the English menu and I’m absolutely certain it was because the place didn’t fit into her image of a “proper” Chinese restaurant. It was originally recommended to me by a Chinese colleague who goes there whenever she’s in that city.

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    Shelly Haynes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I care! I grew up there and I can attest to these amazing burgers!

    Vira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I know that feeling very well. :(

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids, (60 years ago) we had relatives in Nevada. So we would also travel up and down the coast of CA. That was the first time we had tacos. My father kept calling them "tay-kos." When we got back home, nobody knew what we were talking about, because tacos hadn't made it east yet.

    Claire Trautmann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Mexican cuisine is amazing. The question is...red or green

    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I love hamburgers in a corn tortilla with greens and salsa, but I get your point.

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    #11

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices All non-American dishes (anything besides burgers, sandwiches, meat and potatoes, etc) are "ethnic food" no matter the cuisine. They also typically assume any "ethnic food" will be spicy. Fresh vegetables are too crunchy, so canned is preferable. One exception to this is popcorn, which is a totally normal dinner side and something that my dad proudly claims is his "favorite vegetable." "Salad" can mean almost anything. Example: apple banana salad = apples, bananas, mayonnaise Pureed anything (especially soups) = baby food, and they usually won't touch it. (My family consists of a bunch of white Midwestern people, can you tell? Lol)

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    Bols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am generally rather open minded but fruit with mayo should be punishable lol

    Sylvia Schmitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I'm with you on that, but I have eaten a tuna salad, lightly dressed with mayo, that had pieces of tart apple in it. It was delicious!

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    ShaZam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to wrap my mind around popcorn being an side item .... Interesting ...

    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they think boiling is a spice

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why there is a stereotype that white people dont season their food. This is not making the rest of us look good lol.

    Tom De Paul
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was Italian and only cooked with salt and pepper. Everyone raved about her spaghetti sauce. I thought it was too plain.

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Midwesterner, I wanted to defend us... but then I thought about it and yeah... most people around us have degenerate tastebuds.

    tl gmc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends, my sister's grandma loved spicy. When our grandma (mom side) made spicy enchiladas she gobbled them up. She was from the Midwest

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    kool mudkips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and Midwestern. Nothing like that happens in my family. That's a your family issue. Not a white Midwestern issue.

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Fresh/frozen veggies over canned unless canned is the only option. Popcorn is a snack. Midwest is KNOWN for farm lands so fresh is preferred if possible

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    JMil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My in-laws call pretty much any mess of ingredients mixed in a bowl a "salad". A lettuce based salad must be specified as a "green salad". Ugh.

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't blanket all of the US based on the behaviors of one group in only one section of the country. I have never met a single person that eats freaking popcorn as a dinner side?!

    Christine Watson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popcorn as a side dish.....just why?!

    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While most of this is not true for most of the midwest, the salad thing is definitiely true. Salad could mean a proper lettuce salad, it could mean some jello monstrosity, it could mean peas, mayonnaise, and noodles, it could mean cool whip and fruit. It's a versatile term.

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    #12

    My mother's and grandmother's reaction when I mention kimchi was saying "isn't that buried in the ground for months" and general mild disgust. They both eat sauerkraut, so fermented cabbage shouldn't be something overly exotic.

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    BWC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they got their kimchi information from watching M*A*S*H.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends... 30 years ago, I had one of the worst meals I've ever had at a Korean restaurant. Everything was awful from service to food... on top of that, they tried to overcharge me twice... anyway, the kimchi smelled like a dirty garbage can. Since limburger smells bad, but tastes good I tried it and it tasted like garbage... it was over 20 years before we tried it again and it was amazing! We now keep two different kinds on hand at all times. One bad experience can give something an undeserved bad name.

    Jonnathan Poirier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauerkraut and Kimchi are two totally different flavor profiles.

    XiaLi Wang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like saying "They eat BBQ beef sausages so they should love Hungarian salami!"

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    Shaunn Munn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum!!! I was once a teacher at a church conference in Indiana, forty-odd years ago. The theme was the Church in South Korea. We were served many delicious Korean dishes, and each meal, everyone got tiny cups with a bit of kimchi in them. Many tried it and complained, causing others to forego even trying it. I told my friends I'd eat their kimchi, and people from other tables brought me their portions. I became hooked on Korean food that week! And the Korean guests who shared their recipes were the nicest people I ever met!

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kimchi and sauerkraut. My favourite foods - not. But both are high in vitamin C, so healthy. And not habit forming.

    Moonchild Creations
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking from experience when I cook for others I'm sharing myself and my Cuban heritage. I lived in Central PA for a few years and I recall the caution my friends experienced before tasting my food and then asking for seconds. However I made southern grits for a breakfast potluck and only a few people tried it. At least those who tried my grits loved them. Tasty grits include water, half and half, butter and salt. Shrimp, crab and grits even better.

    ArcanaPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best grits ever are cheese grits. Imagine that heaven with some sharp cheddar cheese mixed in... mmmm.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kimchi is great in small amounts but after a while they’re a bit too spicy

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauerkraut is just one item. Kimchi has many ingredients in it.

    Collette Kilbourne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the smell of kimchi that makes me ill. Sry.

    Susan Teter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends grandfather made the BEST sauerkraut. He was full German. Me and my bestie in high school would wrestle for the keaut juice!!!

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    #13

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices "That smells great! What is it?" Butter and garlic

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me laugh remembering every time I would start to heat butter or ghee with some onion my whole family would suddenly appear.

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was sauteing onions in coconut oil to make some onion oil for hair and my 5 year old nephew came running asking for whatever I am cooking.

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    Casey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but butter and garlic does smell grest

    Littlebunnyfufu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, even if you know what the butter and garlic are, you're wondering what amazing dish will this be attached to. This isn't an odd question.

    Bethy and Dustin Sullivan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is if the cooks in your family are so bad at it that their cooking never smells good.

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    KDav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, that IS one of the best scents in the world. I also submit ground beef and chopped onions browning.

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    onion garlic and ginger gently sauteing away

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the onions and garlic are simmering for a dish I always get the "that smells amazing" comment. :)

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started getting lunch ready and was heating up garlic with olive oil. My husband came in and said "Oh wow, that smells great!" I had to laugh cause I hadn't even started cooking the main dish yet.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing, I mean nothing brings me to the table faster than the glorious aroma of garlic.

    Tom Faehnle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, melted butter & garlic does smell heavenly!

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    #14

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Oh I have so many i don't know where to start. I was born and raised in eastern Europe in the 90's so my parents weren't really exposed to different cuisines or spices and this has cause some drama and confusion whenever my parents visit and I make them try something new. My mom threw out my camembert cheese and then scolded me for a good 10 minutes about keeping "stinky, moldy, bad food " in the fridge. My dad refuses to eat any vegetables that still have any crunch or sushi (even though he tried sushi and liked it... Eating raw fish is wrong??) Black pepper is too spicy. According to my dad avocados taste like "creamy dirt" On the plus side they were mind blown by poached eggs and adequately cooked meat.

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    Dreaming Spirit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, avocados have taste? To me, they taste like creamy nothing... It might be because they are imported and not of best quality, but they need a lot of spices to taste like something

    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, avocados have taste. 'Creamy dirt' is one description. I can not stand them. Don't worry avocados lovers - if you read this and feel the need to give suggestions on how *I* can learn to love them to, just remember that if I don't eat them, there's more you!

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    C L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally grateful that avocados taste wonderful to me plain or on other food.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just found my ancestors!

    Laura Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocados have a creamy nutty flavor but you have to actually taste it not over power it.

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in Eastern Europe? I am from Czechia and no one would freak out because of cheese like Camembert, cause we had similar cheese (Hermelín) since forever. hermelin-1...48e391.jpg hermelin-1-65243ac48e391.jpg

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to avocados. They sting my mouth and throat like radishes. (Or is that not a thing for radishes either?) I thought they were supposed to do that, and that was why they were used in Mexican dishes. Until I asked my daughter if that wasn't too spicy to be feeding to her baby. "What?? Avocado is the mildest thing ever!" Now I always wonder what other foods aren't really how they seem.

    Chris Sprucefield
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? Disposing of a perfectly good camembert is a heinous crime against cheese! They need to be expelled!!! - Get the heck out of my kitchen, you imbecile!! GAH!!

    bbfa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big bright green avocados don't have much flavor at all. I think many people buy the bigger ones thinking they are a better deal. The small dark ones are quite delicious with a little S&P once properly ripened. Overly ripened ones taste smoky and gross. You have to get them just right.

    Brandy McNamee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocados do, in fact, taste like creamy dirt. Ditto cooked spinach.

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    #15

    My mother in law makes substitutions that make even good recipes inedible. Adding wheat flour and almond extract to sugar cookies. Making my roasted chicken with lemon herb compound in butter, she used skinless chicken breasts, margarine, dry herbs and the plastic lemon 🍋 lemon juice. Then says “mine didn’t taste like yours” yea, no s**t Janet.

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    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this too. I also think in her mind if something has the same colour as what she’s supposed to use, it’s fair game.

    Tiny bun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a review for a recipe and it said ‘I didn’t have soy sauce so I used pepsi’ ;u;

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    M. G. R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, my sugar cookies have wheat flour (maybe they meant WHOLE wheat flour?) and almond extract, and they have won prizes.

    Steve Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almond extract is yummy. Bring on the marzipan!!

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put almond extract in my sugar cookies. They're delicious!

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    Ian Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make proper sugar cookies without flour and almond extract? Those are in every recipe I've ever seen for sugar cookies!

    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the important distinction is that it was “wheat flour,” probably meaning whole wheat which very much changes the texture of the thing. Would also think almond extract is an unusual addition! I dislike the flavor of almond extract, despite liking the nuts themselves, and would’ve noticed if it was more common in sugar cookies… maybe it’s a regional thing?

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    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you tolerate anyone messing with your meal prep? That is totally unacceptable, I don't care who it is. Parents are not entitled to ANY special privileges in the kitchen. Eat what I'm making or do NOT come, NO exceptions, unless you have dietary restrictions, otherwise, deal or don't come.

    Judy Oleson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom asked for a broccoli recipe , she told me she substituted green beans for the broccoli and it just did not taste like mine .

    Chandra Torres
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I was thinking about was a scene in "Family Guy". Lois couldn't find the paprika, so, she substituted M&M's!!! LMFAO!!🤣😭

    Angie Falzarano
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex heard that you don't add herbs until the end of the cooking. No matter what I said I could not convince him that was for fresh herbs. Dry herbs go in at the beginning. He did this when he made spaghetti sauce dump the tomato sauce in pan heat ot up then add dried herbs 3 mins before pouring over the pasta.

    Lostnthewood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on... almond extract is supposed to go in sugar cookies.

    Brainmas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step mom used to do this too. Most of her cooking was atrocious.

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    #16

    I was cooking once and had some powdered turmeric on the counter. My young son asked me why I was putting 'cheese' in the dish. That was the moment I realized I'd served him Kraft mac 'n' cheese one too many times...

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    Joe DeLory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son moved in with me at the age of 12, we went shopping to get things he liked and wanted. He said anything but mac-n-cheese, that was all his mom knew how to make. He wasn't kidding, she was capable of burning ice water.

    Mark Ip
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    1 year ago

    I had a similar experience when my 4ish son was playing at a kitchen set and said he was going to make dinner and made beep boop noises them hummed like a microwave. Oops.

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think the butter on popcorn was cheese. I was very small and somehow it didn't register that it never actually tasted like cheese.

    Alexia Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    orange cheese = cheese “colored” with turmeric check the label. Most orange foods are from turmeric added. At least hopefully otherwise some artificial colorant that is not allowed in paint because it is a known for causing terrible health issues.

    Diana Pahule
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can you do when they are in that stage where it's all they'll eat? Besides never ever making it for them, so they don't know that crud exists.

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say pasta instead of spaghetti. My son used to ask for pasta and cheese (Mac & cheese) when he was little. Since he's been about 7 (21 now) his favorite dish is still pasta and cheese but now it's bow tie or Angel hair with fresh parm, butter and pepper. Lol

    Floeckchen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, spaghetti is just one kind of pasta. It's ok to call spaghetti pasta. But not all pasta are spaghetti.

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    Janet L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get this Kraft Mac ‘n’ cheese thing - it’s so easy and delicious to make from fresh ingredients .

    ArcanaPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, based on how many people out there have simply never had homemade mac and cheese. I certainly never have, and I grew up in a family where it was considered luxurious to have the shells and cheese variant with the cheese sauce pouch.

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    #17

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Ordered takeout last night with my in-laws. There was a salmon ciabatta sandwich with a dill mayo on it and my father-in-law asked me what dill mayo was and wondered if it was some kind of pickle flavored mayo. I said no, it’s just mayo seasoned presumably with some fresh dill weed. This man is 70 years old and had no idea dill weed is a herb/spice! I pulled some dry dill weed out of my spice cabinet to show him because he had never heard of it before.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling it "weed" really doesn't help. Dill is a herb. I am trying to resist the urge to call dill mayo, dilldo.

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did the extra “d” come from ? I’m confused

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    Tim R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid - calling someone a "Dill Weed" was a magnificent insult.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some people, anything other than salt and pepper is unheard of. So if they've never heard of it, obviously it doesn't exist.

    Zelda Sterling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many, many people who go their whole lives knowing nothing about dill weed for so many different reasons (cultural differences, lack of exposure, etc), yet somehow they manage to forage ahead and lead fulfilling lives. Can you imagine.

    Pud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you think your father in law is an idiot...

    Lisa Delgado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not fair. He didn't know, he asked, you told him. Now he knows.

    Chris Sprucefield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dill is a very nice taste! Dill butter is a good one for steaks....

    BitchinintheBurgh'
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dill!! My daughter hates pickles yet is thrilled anytime I cook with "Cucumber greens" lol

    ArcanaPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, dill pickles are my favorite kind of pickles so I'm totally on your side and also kinda understand your daughter's perspective if she's a little on the young side. Dill is such a refreshing herb.

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    Gurgle Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dill weed is what I used to call my brother when we were kids.

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    #18

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices On one visit, my Mom threw out 2 six-packs of Hefeweizen because the bottles were cloudy and had sediment.

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    WonderWoman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother took it upon herself to throw out things in your refrigerator without discussing it with you???

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand anybody throwing things out in someone else’s house. Surely she was capable of saying, “I think these beer are bad.”

    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE is allowed to toss anything in my home, not even family. If they try, they will be tossed and unwelcome ever again. WTF happened to respect other people's space and stuff? Blood does NOT grant you special privileges.

    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mother and I've never felt the need to snoop in my kids' kitchens.

    Stacy Bender
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happened to the large bottle of premium sake that my teacher brought back from Japan. His mother dumped the entire bottle down the sink thinking it was water. Then wondered why she kept smelling alcohol.

    Vira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.... would have lost my mind. I think I would have kicked her out and told her she's not invited back to my home. That's so abusive, invasive, and controlling. There's no way that's a singular incident, either.

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    Preben Lang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, i would have thrown her out, just as fast. Those beers are great.

    Alison St. Vincent
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for THAT discussion “Mom when you come to visit…. “

    Angie Falzarano
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone do that when I had made bread and butter pickles. He saw the seasoning in the juice and said it had gone bad. He'd never had homemade pickles specially bread and butter pickles. I was passed because I had made them from scratch.

    Vinny DaPooh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since Hefe is my favorite beer I would have told her to follow the bottles out the door.

    Brandon Parisien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents got upset when I threw out bunch of condiments while house sitting....which had been expired for up to a year. When my sister tried to side with them, I reminded her I'd offered them to her first, lol.

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    #19

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Went to visit my uncle a few years back and made some slow cooker beans (with pork) which everyone loved and asked me to make again. Later, on the drive to the store with my aunt, I mentioned wanting to get some smoked pork hocks and she immediately started telling me all the reasons why pork isn’t good for your health (I honestly didn’t know she didn’t eat pork sauce the rest of my family does). I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she’d just scarfed down two bowls of porky beans the night before. Now, I make sure to tell her repeatedly when something I cooked contains pork.

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    Justin Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the aunts fault. She should have asked what was in it if she didn't know.

    Dergan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be rude and could be taken as the aunt thinking the food looked bad.The OP won't make the mistake again.

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    Hovawart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sound like she has ethical or religious objections though, so i wouldn't worry about it

    Kate Koppen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if it was religious, the rules say it is not a sin if you didn't know a food contained porked and did not eat it intentionally. (but please don't give people who avoid pork for religious reasons any secretely, a) consent is good m'kay? and b) it can make people sick to eat pork if they are not used to it).

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    Lycos SonOfDreams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got reamed out at a camp once when I was a kid (maybe 14-15) because I had the "audacity" to let the camp vegetarian know that Jell-o has gelatin which (if some people didn't know) is made with "ANIMAL PARTS" after I watched her down 5 bowls of other people's Jell-o with delight. I was told I was "ruining her childhood." Luckily my mom stood up for me for being honest.

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like that "porky beans" for a recipe title 😂

    Kathleen Pearlman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - you slow cook beans (Green?) with pork? You must be from down south.

    Diana Pahule
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm proud of you. Most people I know seem to think it's ok to just let the person not know about it.

    Joann Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder she liked them so much. I hope it wasn't a religious thing

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop telling her about ingredients unless she has an allergy.

    Encarnación
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    Ok but why doesn’t he know that his wife doesn’t like pork?

    Petra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife? The story says his aunt...

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    Nykky
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    Pork is very bad for your health...if you don't vary the meats you eat and you eat it on a daily basis. Pigs are so closely related to humans on a genetic level, our bodies see their meat as human after a while and will start to reject it.

    Melody Wallace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely not why pork is bad for us. Lmao

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    #20

    My dad refused to eat raw veggies and dip until I renamed it “crudités”.

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    Sarah Rassier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is the opposite. He wouldn’t eat crudités but if you tell him it’s just veggies and dip, he’d be all over it

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could he not visually identify them as vegetables? Even if he’s blind I’d think he’d recognize the way they taste.

    Bgray450
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was French Cajun and called a veggie plate crudites. I thought it was very special and exotic. Good memories.

    AMaureen Dance
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I add some cheese and call it Charcuterie.

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    #21

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices I made Christmas dinner once and my sister deemed the ham trash because "You didn't take the bone out. Gordon Ramsay would've" I got deemed unfit for next Christmas dinner so she took care of it. She cooked a tube of deli ham instead. I used hand shredded cheese for a casserole and she complain it was too cheesy cause it was melted too much. She's the only family I got left so it's kinda hard to not cook for her. She's so randomly picky.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that she doesn't appreciate your efforts

    Kariali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as "too cheesy"!

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsey would have left the bone in love

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is book smart but I still had to buy the same cookbooks she had so I could translate the instructions for her. She would call me every time her in-laws were due over as her MIL is ridiculously critical of everything she does. She made some great food once I had told her what the instructions meant!

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sister does not seem to have the reading comprehension to be “book smart.”

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    badger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell her to go to Gordon f*****g Ramsay's house for xmas then.

    Perfumista Perfumista
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the deli ham was Christmas moved back to your place?

    Luanne Fliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like she will find fault in everything you make.

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    #22

    My mom’s side of the family is full of passionate, talented professional and home cooks. My dad’s side of the family puts under-seasoned ground meat, cheddar, and KETCHUP on a tortilla and calls it a taco

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    Glenn Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a German lady with a cooking channel on YouTube. Most of the stuff she makes looks pretty good, but occasionally I'll see her add sliced avocado to a dish . . . and then put ketchup on it. I cringe every time.

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is it? Sounds like one could steal an idea or two. Unless they include ketchup, that is :D

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    CosmicHerb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately my mom's been putting ketchup on my tacos since I was born, so it tastes weird without it 😞

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup? The only thing here that gets ketchup are fries (chips).

    Vanessa MacKenzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we make nachos mix and put it in taco shells. I have a teen who doesn't like chilli beans, so it's salsa, tomato sauce and mince only in hers....

    Janet L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a hilarious channel in the UK where a lady with literally no cooking skills demonstrates crisp sandwich making.

    Someone Orother
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omigod this is my dad's family too 😳

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    #23

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad loves cocktail shrimp served in those little plastic circle dishes from the grocery store and breaks them out wherever company is over. Thinking it's fancy, he calls it "Shrimp Circle".

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    teenytabs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie, I do love a shrimp circle.

    Parriah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s even better when you buy one at random to eat by yourself. Personal shrimp circle is self-love.

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    ShaZam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't a true party unless there is a "fish circle".

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt does that!! You know it’s a party when the shrimp circles are out !

    Stacy Bender
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, with the in-laws for Christmas Eve dinner. One time the shrimp was still frozen, so I showed them how to thaw it by putting it in cold water from the tap. (I've worked with food) The next year, same thing. FIL stuck tray and all in the microwave before I could stop him. No one touched the shrimp that year except FIL.

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grocery stores never seem to get the sauce quite right.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all too often think people want it sweet instead of savory...

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    Erin Eubanks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? It's shrimp already boiled for you and peeled. In my book that's a W!

    KittyMommy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We buy one every once in a while just to have an easy dinner. Cook/buy some sides, and dinner is done, lol

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    Ginger Bitch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids will smash a shrimp circle 😫🤣

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    #24

    This is an everyday occurrence. Me: Sautéing garlic and onions as I prepare to make an Italian dish. My dad: 'What the HELL is going ON here?! Honestly, he would prefer I starve than 'stink the whole place up' with garlic and onions,

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    teenytabs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine thinking sauteed garlic and onions smell bad.

    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But garlic is the reason to live.

    Chandra Torres
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not until my late 30's did I realize I was ALLERGIC to onions and garlic! All allium veg. This REALLY REALLY SUCKS!! TRY to find food or a recipe that DOSENT contain them!! Virtually impossible. And I LOVED garlic!! 😢😭

    Jamie-lee Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so, so sorry for your loss! Sautéed garlic and onions are the base for ALL THE BEST RECIPES!! My condolences to you and anyone else living with this devastation!

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    Landithy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband's step-father is a bit like this. He's from the boomer generation, grew up in a very traditional anglo-Australian family, and doesn't eat garlic. I struggle to think of more than five dishes I can cook that don't contain garlic. Visits are fun. Fortunately he likes my Irish stew.

    Sylvi Ann Børsheim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something smells nice here, is the reaction I get, when I saute garlic and onions.

    Lyoness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FIL is like this. No garlic or onions, no spices except s&p, yellow mustard only (no Dijon here!) and every meal must have meat, spuds and veg. It's exhausting.

    Lisa Rossi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that i add sautéed onions and garlic to is a WIN for my Hubster.

    Bgray450
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad HATED the smell of garlic. Luckily he worked out of town a lot, and that was the only time Mom could use it. I LOVE garlic, tons of it.

    Marianne Grann
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ny Dad proudly exclaimed that “we’ve never had Garlic in this house.”

    Wendy Holguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the smell of cooked garlic and onions.

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    #25

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My friend considered himself a true connoisseur of whisky/whiskey/Scotch. I found out he keeps it in the fridge and drinks it cold. He was quite horrified when I suggested he try it at room temperature (or warmer, or with a splash of water added). Imagine my face when he eventually tried it and said ‘wow, the flavour is really coming through actually!’ He also made us dinner once by putting a frozen-solid chicken breast in a pot of plain boiling water. (I said nothing by the way as I was his guest, but yeah he considers himself a very decent home cook)

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he tries…

    ShadySlytherin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd argue that he doesn't try, because these things are easily looked up

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like most wines and liquors at room temperature so I can actually taste them. The most may be one rock in my bourbon, but that’s it. Most alcoholic beverages stored in the fridge tend to be pretty flavorless until the start warming up, as when they’re cold, the chill is all you can taste. A lot of cheeses are the same. At room temperature the flavors really pop, whereas stone cold, all you really get is the texture and a hint of maybe flavor.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm freak about serving temperatures - warm plates for entrees and cold for salads so I heartily agree. However, you'll never get my vodka out of the freezer... 8-)

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    Encarnación
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what else he claims to be good at too. Lol

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a similar experience with a cheese connoisseur...."but all the cheese will go hard and dry out" couldn't figure out the concept of cutting off required amount of cheeses covering, leaving to come to room temp while returning what wasn't needed back into packaging and fridge 🤦‍♂️

    Chandra Torres
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT, it sounds like he IS at least willing to learn and try new ways of trying things...🤷🏻‍♂️

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to hold my whisky in the glass until it has warmed to body temperature, sniffing it and eventually sipping gently. I love the warmth of it. I have drunk a lot of good whisky over the last sixty years.

    Cool_Alien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't until my 30s that I realized how delicious whisky is with just a bit of seltzer water. I used to have cocktails with Coke, but as I got older, it was too sweet for me, and I tried to avoid soda. That's when I discovered seltzer water 🤦🏾‍♀️

    Joe DeLory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like to ruin soda pop by adding whiskey to it. But I sure as hell ain't going to ruin good whiskey by adding soda pop to it.

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    Donna Peluda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where you live. I keep it in the fridge and put one small ice cube. If it's 35C° all you smell is the alcohol evaporating.

    DustBunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, even I know that and I don't even like the stuff.

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    #26

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My Dad insists he can cook. All he knows how to do is chop things small and boil them. The Maillard reaction has never taken place in his kitchen. No matter what cooking method he uses, it invariably comes out tasting like it was done in a slow cooker.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the Maillard reaction has never taken place in his kitchen". LOL!

    B Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...I like the things from my slow cooker...

    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too But to be fair, I don't chop up a bunch of stuff really small and let it cook for 8 hours. The only small things are seasoning. Unless I'm doing something like chili of course. And I use seasonings. It sounds like OP's dad doesn't. I hope OP has a good roast or other slow cooker meal at some point to change their mind about slow cookers.

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    Alicia Kessinger Bader
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for teaching me a new cooking term: Maillard reaction (I always called it searing, browning, etc.). Wonderful! I love learning new things, especially when it comes to cooking!

    DustBunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see we have the same dad: Medium heat with the lid on. Everything is steamed and gray.

    #27

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My parents went to New Orleans and ate at a Wendy's.

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this drives me nuts! Why travel at all if not to immerse yourself in the culture and cuisine of the area?

    Peter H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I personally agree that it's tragic not to want to explore new foods and cuisines as a PART of a culture you're visiting, there's nothing inherently wrong with "immersing yourself in the culture" while eating familiar foods, if that's what works for you. Culture is not exactly equal to cuisine.

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    TeaAndWhimsy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother went to Turkey and only ate at McDonalds... or if there wasn't one, only ate bread

    dino_Z71
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we travel, even if it is only 100 miles away, we don't eat anywhere we can eat at home.

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Europe & ate at McDonalds. Did you know most countries have unique menu items at McD?

    Shane Hussel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also depends on where I go. In London I only ate the local "cuisine" once. It was a big dry hunk of meat.

    Melissa Matusevich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents went to Waikiki and ate at Denny's and then urged me to do the same when I visited.

    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister went to heck and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. For us non Americans, what's so special about going to New Orleans and/or eat at Wendy's?

    Liz Orreo trex ago go
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Orleans was founded by the French, west african, Spanish, and Carribean. They combined some of the best cooking in the world to make " Creole" and "Cajun" food.

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    John Bulatowicz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to France while in the Navy. A lot of my friends spent a lot of money and were really excited to go and eat in McDonald's in France. I mean, come on. I didn't eat a lot with my friends while I was there

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    #28

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad will comment on and interfere with anything another person is doing in the kitchen. I have to kick him out. My aunt deals with it by giving him jobs like setting the table.

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I'm sure that can be annoying when you're cooking, I think it's nice that he stays "involved" instead of snoring in front of the television.

    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on what comments and how they are interfering. “You can’t cook potatoes with the skin on! Peel them!”, starts peeling the BAKED potatoes. “Let me help.”, dumps fresh veggies on the chopping board I was using to prep raw meat that hasn’t been washed (and in any case, I have two, one for meat the other for veg). The veggies also haven’t been washed. Patiently explain. “That’s stupid! You’re making extra washing up. And I’m peeling the skin off so there’s no pesticides left or it’ll burn off with cooking.” “Why do you add all that spicy c**p?”, it’s Italian herbs in a pasta sauce. PLEASE, go snore in front of the TV.

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    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your kitchen? Then none of your darn business...

    Bmo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this too but that's because he went to culinary school and can't help himself but to comment on everything I do. There's a rule in our house now that he's not allowed in the kitchen when I cook.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went to culinary school and YOU’RE the one doing the cooking? Hell, if he’s so concerned about it that he won’t let you alone to cook, then hand him the apron and go relax, sister!

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    Ingrid Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate ANY one interfering with me in the kitchen

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not helping or being involved, he's intruding and being a pain in the a*s

    Samantha Panchyshyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like my FIL. I made a post of real new Orleans style seafood gumbo and he went and decided to put dill in the whole pot saying "seafood needs dill" it ended up tasting horrible cause it threw the whole flavor profile I spent hours building off.

    Bgray450
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'd wander into the kitchen to sneak a bite of what she was cooking, Mom would smack my hand and say "You're just like your father! Get out of here!"

    Linda Phipps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would do this, calling it "improving" the food. His idea of preparing a meal was to combine any 3 random cans of food.

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    #29

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad hates the texture, and taste, of most vegetables. He passed this down to my brother and I, so my mom made awesome salsa- that was totally pureed. I was very confused by chunky salsa when I was old enough to notice it at other people's homes.

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was talking with someone recently who is a fully grown adult who never ate a mushroom. Will not eat an onion or pepper that hasn't been pureed, will not eat 95% of all the fabulous herbs and spices in the world. Makes me very unhappy to think about living such a bland life.

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my brother's colleagues doesn't gain any satisfaction from eating. He does not care at all whether it's McDonalds or star cuisine, eating for him is strictly energy intake. I mean, he doesn't *miss* anything, but I'm still feeling kinda sorry for him.

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    Glenn Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my children were young it was difficult to get them to eat vegetables. My wife got tired of it, so she started putting the vegetables in the food processor and then adding them to spaghetti sauce. They'd eat it and not know the difference.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's abuela made pureed salsa I still dream about. Chile and pico have their places, but grandma Josie's salsa was universal.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy puréed salsa? It'd be a healthier alternative to most bread spreads.

    Michelle Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy whatever bottled salsa you prefer then. Either in the food processor or your blender.

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    D'Mari Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the autism spectrum. I never ate ground meat of any sort, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, or mustard until I was eighteen. That's right - I never had a hamburger or meat loaf. Wrong color. Wrong texture.

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you're older, do you like any of these items? Or still a hard pass?

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    AzzyIsHere (They/he xenos)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃!!! ...... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞.

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any vegetables that you do like to eat, other than corn? I'm wondering if my new friend may have a nightshade sensitivity, but what you're saying about texture is something he also said.

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    Alpacas_Are_Life
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, there are a number of things that I enjoy the taste of, but cannot handle the texture. I would probably enjoy your mom's salsa. lol

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sals made with uncooked ground tomatoes is amazing. It doesn't keep for very long, but it rally tastes good.

    Tissy Lalonde
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sensory Processing Disorder can make ones diet very restrictive. We've found work around.

    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate chunky salsa tho so that sounds good to me :P

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    #30

    I brought a bottle of red wine to my cousin’s house. She immediately put it in the fridge.

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    Bruce Horton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read in different places: red wine in the fridge 15 minutes before serving, white wine the opposite

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White wine in the fridge 15 minutes after serving?

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a convenience store for a while with a small wine selection. One evening, I saw a young man who was questionable age (21 to buy alcohol here, and he could've been anywhere from 18-25) and who was just hovering nervously. I went over to ask if he needed some help, partly concerned he was gearing up to grab and dash, and he said "I'm not really a wine guy, but I wanted to try it for my date tonight since she's coming to cook". I said oh, that's great, and I'm no expert either but I know the type of wine should depend on what you're drinking it with. This man told me "Oh, she's a blonde"

    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *like* cold red wine. Adds refreshing element. And I know that makes me terribly unsophisticated

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been known to chill and carbonate homemade reds... kind of like a lambrusco...

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's good wine, it is. If it's bad or only middling... might help. Besides, "chambré" (room temperature) doesnt mean 22 or 23° celsius. It means 16 to 18. Warm wine is no better thand cold one.

    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reading these comments makes me feel like I'm the weird one for liking room temperature red wine. like, aren't you supposed to drink wine for its flavor?? is this why my family is so amused that I like a nice dry red wine?? help???

    Leekier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most of Europe red wine is served at room temperature to let the flavour develop and white wine is chilled but not too much so it sounds like you’re doing it right.

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    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine should be served at around 60° F. I see nothing wrong with what she did.

    Nathan Yarwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people who like to put red wine in the fridge, don't ever visit France.

    Patrick Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red is actually supposed to be served at 10C. White at 4C

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone drinks wine. I wouldn't know. I don't drink it, and I don't buy it. I wouldn't know what to do if someone brought me a bottle

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? Much red wine is undrinkable anyway, so might as well mute the tastes of hydrochloric acid and the astringency of tannin.

    Adrian
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to go wine tasting to find out what you like and develop your palate...

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    #31

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices One of my aunts has a dish she calls Barbecue Ham. I will share the recipe with you: 1. Put several packs of pressed ham cold cuts, one sliced onion, and a bottle of KC Masterpiece in a crockpot and cook on high for 4 hours. 2. Serve on wonderbread. My mom and I always find excuses to miss the family reunion potlucks.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what wonderbread is….?

    Funhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's best if you were to keep wondering. Not all mysteries need be solved. This is one of them. (Yes, I know you were being sarcastic). 😄

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    ShaZam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the consistency of the meat that is already thin sliced and cooked for 4 hours? Meat BBQ paste? Ewww

    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a family reunion there would be lots to eat so skip what you don't want.

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what KC Masterpiece is, but I still think I'd prob eat this 🤔

    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will share the recipe with you." I almost coughed up a lung!! : )

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    #32

    Growing up, we always knew my mom's turkey burgers were done when the smoke alarm went off. My mother, to this day, still raves about how fabulous the food at my grandparents' retirement community brunches was. Everything was overcooked and under-seasoned, just how she cooks at home.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overcooked and underseasoned. Yum yum. You're making my mouth water.

    B Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother always like crunchy food to the point of being burnt. Hashbrowns, French fries, ochre, today. Always say Extra done at restaurant, especially later in life she would complain for didn't taste as good. She had breast cancer and treatment when I was about 17. I read decades after the treatment that chemo can have long term affects on taste although haven't read up lately, but it definitely made me wonder if she couldn't taste great just feel the texture

    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while I didn't understand how a roast could be cooked in such a short time per recipes until I realized my mother, due to my father's preference, would cook a small roast for HOURS AND HOURS until not a hint of moisture remained. My father would then rave about how tender the meat was because it just fell apart. It disintegrated!

    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overcooked and under-seasoned is how my Canadian grandma cooked, but darn her food was so good, and I'm half Italian. Maybe it was the quality of the ingredients, and no one was yelling while you were trying to eat. Love you Grammy.

    #33

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My folks took a cruise overseas many years ago. They were seated with 8 other people at the dinner table. After one meal, a cheese platter was served. One of the diners, apparently from Arkansas or somewhere similar, asked my Dad what all that 'stuff was'. He said it was different kinds of cheese and identified each one for the guy. His response? " Dang, there Really IS other cheese than Velveeta"?

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be an urban myth. A true story from a friend of a friend, right?

    CD Mills
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, probably not. When I married my late husband I discovered how bad some of his family cooked. They had mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, salt and pepper, and one ancient bottle of pumpkin pie spice that didn't even have a smell any longer. They used velveta and american cheese exclusively, no cottage cheese, no cheddar or mozzarella. All meat was cooked to the point of extreme dryness that gravy couldn't moisturize. If they barbequed chicken it was grilled plain and dry, with no skin, no seasonings, spices, or sauce, at all! They didn't use any spices, rubs, marinades, or barbeque sauces on any of their meat, ever. Yummy chicken jerky...urp. I jumped into their lives with my crazy lasagna, green chili enchilada casserole, red stacked enchiladas, and chicken pot pie...I rocked their world. lol Oh, and on the opposite side of the scale, you had his one uncle who had perfected mock apple and mock pecan pie, they were sublime. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velveeta isn't cheese. It's called a 'cheese analogue'.

    Steve Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, Velveeta is fish bait for a treble hook.

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    Michael Vickery
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy was probably trolling him. I've been known to joke about being from Mississippi.

    Christos Arvanitis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I tipped my fedora and sad, "do try the camembert my good sir".

    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velveeta, the only cheese in my parent's fridge.

    ShaZam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the good stuff is individually wrapped in plastic 🙄

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    #34

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My MIL puts a packet of Lipton’s dry onion soup mix in everything she makes. Every dish! Rice, mashed potatoes, taco meat. It’s the only thing consistent about her cooking.

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use dry onion soup to make dip, if I'm i a hurry. But if I have time, I much prefer fresh chives, parsley, garlic and shallots.

    Manny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use it in meatloaf

    CD Mills
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in a while my husband would ask for a hamburger with Liptons onion soup mix, I fixed him one and he'd never had it before and he would ask for one occasionally. I went a bit lighter than what they had on the box so it was just a pop and didn't overpower it. It makes a good soup too. Imagine that. lol

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I remember those, my mom actually used it to make dip and she would eat an entire bowl with chips and that would be her lunch. Yuck !

    Teutonic Disaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lipton makes something other than ice tea?!

    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried the dip once and it was delicious. We wouldn't have the idea without BP and will make it again

    The Deez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my go-to offering when invited to a cookout, along with Ruffles Potato Chips! One of my friends jokes that it's the only reason I'm invited!

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beefy onion soup mix makes burgers and meatloaf absolutely amazing.

    nia not long
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually combining this with a little bit of oil and coating potatoes with it and cooking them in the oven is delicious lol

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well just imagine how they'd taste without it!

    Sue User
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mil roasted meat, boiled broccoli , made brown gravy and added a touch soy for homemade beef and broccoli.

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    #35

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Once watched my wife's grandma dice an onion by slicing rounds, like you might do for burgers, then peeling the slices, then go through and dice it. All with a steak knife.

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    TheElementalGod️️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes watered just looking at that picture

    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too. Then I cried about how stupid the way Granny sliced the onions was.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …fancy knife she wants to show off? Please tell me it’s the fancy knife. ONIONS SHOULD BE SLICED VERTICALLY, FIGHT ME

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vertical works poorly for onion rings and burger slices. Having the two options enable suitable alternatives for different requirements. 8-)

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the peeling part, I've done this myself before.

    Ian Webling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is another way to do it? /s

    #36

    My friend throws things in to bake a cake & thinks it’s like cooking where you go with your heart & do as you feel like & add a bit of this & a bit of that. One day she said she doesn’t understand why her stuff doesn’t come out well. She was completely shocked & didn’t seem to believe me when I said baking needs a recipe following on the whole & some rules obeying for it to succeed as it’s a science & can’t be treated like cooking. My aunt buys takeaway fried chicken & fries it again at home before serving it to her family because she says the outside is too dry & not oily enough. A relative deep fries things & then puts it in the air fryer to make it less oily.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that baking is chemistry - need the right formula (recipe) to get it right. Cooking is a rough plan that can be switched up.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly that - " baking is chemistry". Breakout the measuring cups and spoons!

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    Lorrie Crabtree
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always made baked good right off the cuff, rather than using a recipe. Even bread. And his always turned out perfect. But, my dad also understood the chemistry in baking, too. Me? Not that brave. I understand the chemistry, but when it comes to baking, I use a recipe.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking is a science too, but it is a more forgiving science.

    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate cooking because it's so "emotional" compared to the very logical baking if that makes any sense at all. I'm 20 and still trying to learn how to cook because if I'm gonna be disabled, I'm gonna have to become a housewife 😮‍💨

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those last two don't shock me at all. There is some logic.

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    #37

    My MIL and FIL have a standardised set of three (3) dishes that they make. Dry, overcooked roast with overcooked potatoes and carrots. Oven-roasted chicken thighs, rice and powder-bernaise. Grilled sausages with lettuce. That's it.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. They’re the only three meals your MIL learned to make before getting married, and she never expanded her cooking repertoire to include anything else—-and your FIL either resigned himself to it, or he has no taste buds.

    JK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My in-laws "speciality roast dinner" is undercooked frozen roast potatoes, tinned mixed vegetables that are heated until it has the texture on liquid, whatever frozen ready-to-roast joint from the supermarket (like those frankensteined chicken rolls with stuffing), ready-made/frozen yorkshire puddings that are cooked to be hard enough to use as a projectile weapon, and instant mix gravy that resembles brown water nore than a sauce. There wasn't a touch of salt or pepper either. My husband claims this is a "perfectly good dinner and tastes great" - pray for me!

    Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely have a few meals that are in a pretty regular rotation... but at least they have flavour!

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage with lettuce? Like in what world does that exist? My husband is from England , this paring would not go down well with them lol

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! my mom was out of town and my dad made baked chicken, corn and potatoes. A very yellow dinner - He said that you have to have 3 things to eat. Didn't matter that the dinner was for a marathon runner who needed carbs.

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    #38

    My stepfather is an absolute toddler about food. A literal 60-year-old man who still throws tantrums when my mom doesn't make him what he wants for dinner... One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth. He spent all of last summer insisting that every pack of cheese my mom got was 'bad,' but they were all totally fine. Our conclusion? We think that for the first time in his life, he actually smelled the cheese before inhaling it.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth." Doesn't everybody? The individually wrapped slices also make good bookmarks.

    AzzyIsHere (They/he xenos)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US recently there was a safety recall of one particular brand of "individually wrapped processed cheese food" because the plastic wasn't only on the outside, there were extra sheets of plastic on them.

    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have proof american cheese isn't real cheese! I... I like it... and I just can't stand cheese because it's gooey and slimy and smells bad. for me, food is more of a scent and texture thing than a taste thing, so you can see why cheese doesn't appeal to me. please don't downvote me for this, I understand I'm very much in the wrong opinion. just look at it this way: more cheese for you!

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    #39

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad’s mom boiled steak in a cast iron skillet. She caught an empty cast iron on fire and scorched the kitchen ceiling.

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    Vedette Aecus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Southern Thing ... Southern Vittles Unit youtube

    teenytabs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The south never ceases to amaze me, and I live in Georgia. I can happily say i've never had boiled steak in a cast iron skillet, though!

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    #40

    My FIL bought a precooked Honeybaked ham one year. To reheat it, he put it in the oven at 350 for at least an hour. The Sahara desert of ham. Gods it was dry.

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was confusing about "pre-cooked"?

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What tends to be confusing is that often the packet doesn't say whether it is precooked or not. Which is really annoying.

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    TeenieMeanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Baked isn’t cheap either.

    #41

    My ex-MIL told me adding salt to water made it take longer to boil, and that putting a metal spoon in hot water made the water hotter, not cooler. Not a big believer in science, that one. 

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    Frances M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she’s right about the salt water, boiling point of salted water is 102 degrees Celsius, while just pure water is 100 degrees Celsius.

    Shane Hussel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have to add so much salt to raise the boiling point it would be ridiculous. Salt is added for flavor only. https://www.thoughtco.com/adding-salt-lower-boiling-point-water-607363

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add a teaspoon of salt to a litre of water, the boiling point will be raised to 100.04C (assuming standard pressure). 58g of salt would have to be added to a litre of water to raise it to 100.5C!

    B Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "technically" right. Which is the best kind of right to be :-D

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. You find so many different scientific point of views about the boiling point of saltwater and freshwater. But in practice it‘s hardly noticeable. Only thing I did notice when living high up in the mountains: boiling eggs does go faster… not much, but within 6 min they were hard cooked, whereas when living on the coast, they were „waxy“. But that might also depend on size an the starting temperature of the eggs…it‘s still confusing and I always get surprised with the results…

    Lame Llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt water does take longer to boil because of higher boiling point. They didn't teach about the spoon, so no idea on that.

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal absorbs and retains heat, so if the heat source is still on, she has a sorta point. If the heat source is off, the metal may absorb heat but unless you remove it from the water, it shouldn't make much difference. Need more context. But in general, MIL *does* understand science.

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    #42

    My partner met my grandparents for the first time who are Mauritian Chinese. They’d cooked a pigs trotters stew (amongst other things). My mrs took a bite, not realising they had bones in…not sure if it was impolite to spit the bones out, she swallowed them. On the other hand, I’ve been offered “food” once at her family’s place. It was what they called a “pizza bagel” - a cold bagel, with tomato purée and a slice of plastic cheese on it…

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    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't care if it's polite or not, I'm not eating bones! Spit bone into the napkin.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife makes pizza bagels: toasted everything bagel, store-bought "pizza sauce", pepperoni, mozzarella or parmesan cheese... they are a great quick and easy snack...

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's made with love and good ingredients, a pizza bagel can be fine dining...

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    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Mrs. is sweet and didn't want to offend.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, a pizza bagel needs a sauce (Pizza, NOT marinara) and mozzarella. Fight me.

    Shane Hussel
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    2 years ago

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    I will not eat any food with the bone still in it. Bones are gross.

    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken wings? T-bone steak? Fresh caught fish?

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    #43

    My mother-in-law proudly makes this one very specific chunky salsa...that has raw diced carrots in it. I have no idea where she got that recipe from, but it's bland, watery, and WAY too crunchy.

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    Glenn Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had salsa once that people bragged on. The only thing I could taste was chili powder. Not good. I don't mind heat, but salsa should not taste strongly from chili powder.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salsa always needs to be refreshing. If it tastes of any particular spice, opportunity missed!

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She likely got the idea from an authentic Mexican restaurant that often serves marinated jalapenos, carrots, onions alongside their salsas. She just got the marinated part wrong (granted, the most important aspect,) Soak those babies with some chiles in some vinegar first!

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    #44

    I brought my mom and niece to a nice restaurant in Boston, interpreted the menu for them (it was in Spanish, I could make out most of it). We played it safe but also ordered a few new things for them to try (adventure in food and culture is important for kids). My mom SCREAMED “ew gross” like a child in the middle of the crowded dining room when I said there are anchovies on the Cesar salad as they were delivering them to the table. She thought that meant caviar.

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't grown people behave?

    Steve Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cesar salad isn't Cesar salad without anchovies.

    quentariel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems no-one ever taught her to not use word eww. I was a bit picky eater as a child, and was taught to never say the that word, or anything else insulting.

    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's appalling to me when adults wrinkle their nose and say "ew" to any food. That's toddler behavior and we even teach them it's impolite. I can't tolerate when people act that way about food whatsoever. Words like "disgusting" do not apply to a dish you just don't care for or aren't familiar with. That IS insulting behavior.

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    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me get this straight... she actually wanted caviar? isn't that stuff like really gross and rich people only eat it because it costs a lot and makes them seem even richer?

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the opposite - she didn't know what an anchovy was, and when the daughter pointed out that the salad had anchovies, she thought 'anchovies' was Spanish for caviar - the 'ew' was because she thought caviar was gross.

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    J S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You "interpreted the menu for them (it was in Spanish, I could make out most of it). " So none of the staff spoke English that you could ask for help? In Boston?

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    #45

    My mother-in-law cuts every single vegetable up with a paring knife. It's horrible watching her struggle to cut large items (like potatoes and onions), but she just sits there and insists that 'A small knife makes it go faster.' Then again, she also boils chicken in water in the microwave and eats it, so...

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A paring knife is safer. Good for 1001 uses, such as getting the glue out of a tube when it's gone solid at the nozzle.

    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t advise that being that I got a paring knife stuck in my hand from doing exactly that. Just get a new bottle glue, it’s cheaper than a visit to the ER

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, it's easy to have a *favorite* that just feels more comfortable to use. I also have a favorite fork and a favorite spoon.

    Billy Fay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my mother does the same thing. She now refuses to make mashed potatoes because she says it's too much work to cut the potatoes. I've been trying to get her to use a chefs knife for years.

    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had taught my daughter (18) that good quality kitchen knives were an essential component of a decent kitchen and that each knife has it’s own purpose. Recently I’ve walked into the kitchen and found her cutting various items. A carrot. A watermelon. A steak. And a toffee apple (she took the stick out first). Every single time she was using my very expensive meat cleaver. I’m not worried that she’ll damage it because it can cut through bone. I am really scared of pissing her off though so I smile and walk away.

    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a paring knife to cut everything because I'm disabled and it's the lightest knife in our knife block

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    #46

    My brother and his wife had this huge house with an amazing kitchen. Nice layout, all the fancy stuff. They never used it. Well, they used the horizontal surface of the island and counters, but not one meal was cooked in that kitchen. Their kids were raised on take out food.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quote from TV show. "Oh, is that your kitchen", "I don't know, I've never used it".

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boggles my mind when people do that... fancy kitchen with no clue on how to use it,it's just to show off to others and look good (pretentious cockwombles)

    SlothyK8
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we built a $145K chef's kitchen in 2015-16, our contractor asked us if we were going to use it. You're damned RIGHT, Imma use it! I can't imagine why you'd have a sexy kitchen and not use it. That's just weird.

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt and uncle are pretty well off. They have big house, and big, beautiful spotless kitchen, full of expensive cooking appliances. They never use it. They use tiny kitchenette on the first floor. And they aren't good cooks.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was not a good cook. Her tuna casserole—-tuna surprise was the nice name my father, brothers and I had for it, the other being ptomaine surprise—-is the reason I haven’t eaten tuna since I moved out on my own. When my father retired (mother was a SAHM), they move to Vegas. They also never used their kitchen for anything but coffee and toast in the morning. They used to go to the free buffets at the casinos for lunch and dinner. Their brand spanking new over was never turned on—-the owner’s manual was still laying inside it the day they sold that house and move to Carson City (why people who were born in Pennsylvania and Ohio respectively, lived and raised their family in the Northeast, and bitched and moaned about shoveling snow their entire lives, would ever retire to Vegas, which makes complete sense, but then decide to leave the warmth of the desert and move a town in the the Sierras, is beyond me).

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend had a similarly huge house with an amazing kitchen...which she actually cooked in. But she had the cheapest, lousiest, dullest set of matching knives in a knife block. I'd be surprised if she paid more than $30 for them. I think they may have been made from aluminum.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My most recent ex tried to buy a house without a kitchen - says it all, go figure!

    #47

    Ohh that's bad. My mom said cooking the turkey on Thanksgiving day was too much work along with hosting. So she cooked the bird weeks in advance, carved it and froze it. Mmmmkay

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    Kyrsten Woller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I can taste that horrible dry turkey!

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At most I would cook it maybe a couple of days in advance, I would carefully pack it into a container and refrigerate it with a mild marinade, but OMG, Not freeze.

    B Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to complain about the time just order a turkey from a place that cooks them fresh that morning

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother and I for Christmas dinner prep would cook turkey/meat and prep veg Xmas eve, come Xmas day just had to cook veg and oven was then free for other sides (pigs in blankets, Yorkshire puddings etc),gave us some time to pop to pub across the road for a pint before dinner, watching every one else getting all panicky and us being somewhat smug ... only good memory I have of her

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking the turkey isn’t work. You just put it in the oven (with or without a cover), set the timer, and check on it periodically (including removing the cover so the skin will get crisp). Do all your casserole side dishes and pies the day before and reheat them. Hell, prep the turkey the night before so all you have to do is pop it in the oven. Just plan it so the only thing you’re doing is the turkey, which consists mostly of waiting, so you can entertain in the meantime—-just keep an eye on the clock or be sure your timer is loud. If your partner is handy in the kitchen, divide up the chores. I do the casseroles the day before (sweet potato, string bean, and the stuffing) and the pumpkin or sweet potato pie. All very easy to put together and cook, so after putting one in the over, I clean up then prep the next, but mostly just sitting and wait for cooking and cooling so I can put the casserole lids on them. The day of my husband cooks the turkey, with sliced potatoes in the pan with it, so they cook in the turkey juice. The cranberry sauce (which only I like) is canned, as are the rest of the veggies, like corn or Brussels Sprouts, which we generally serve plain, because of all the other more flavorful food. My husband also mixes up some gravy for the turkey (which only he likes). Since his family is in the UK—-Thanksgiving was a foreign thing to him, but after he saw all the food for our first turkey day together, he decided he loved it—-and my family is very small and spread out all over the globe, it pretty much just the two of us, and we’re well satisfied. Even our pets are satisfied, because they all get their own Thanksgiving dinner too—-a small plate with some cut up turkey on it.

    #48

    My mum will buy and eat any substitution food she can because she believes it’s healthier, even if it’s specifically made for people with food intolerances (like gluten free bread) or religious reasons (like lamb bacon she got from a halal butcher). Mung bean pasta, cashew nut pesto, cannellini bean hummus, it goes on and on and I find it very confusing

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cashew pesto is delicious though...

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why not? It's just her thing.

    Justin Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she is doing it for the wrong reason and probably complains yhet others dont follow her lead.

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being able to avail oneself of a halal butcher is a wonderful thing!

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just a show of solidarity, to help bring the cost of such foods down? Dunno, could be?

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    #49

    My mom once made butternut squash soup, it was very bland so when I asked her what was in it, she said it was just butternut squash roasted and blended - not even any salt. When I asked her if she considered adding anything like seasoning or garlic, she said she prefers it to just be butternut squash

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    Encarnación
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Carrie’s a packet of salt in pocket just in case*

    Neb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This a lot depends on person. I know family member who hapily will eat simple cooked cabbage leaves, without seasoning.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on her. Keep it simple and let the diners choose their own flavouring.

    The Short Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooked in seasoning tastes different than raw, added later seasoning.

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    #50

    But…did you put Christmas tree needles in your olive oil?

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    Karynne Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I can say; from experience; that they may actually mean christmas tree needles

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    TeenieMeanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s pine needles, it’s full of vitamin c and makes a nice tea.

    Alewa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad for both rosemary and all the fir trees...

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like the flavor of pine, why not?

    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just me but that's what everything with rosemary tastes like. Not understanding the attraction.

    #51

    When my dad makes cheese sauce, he adds milk, then a few tablespoons of flour and butter. Then, he adds a chunk of cheese, not grated just a full chunk of cheese in. Once melted, if it hasn't thickened enough he will add a tablespoon or two of cornflour (cornstarch) to seal the deal. Tastes bland, has the texture of a chunky paste.

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is this: you MUST add the flour to the fat (butter) FIRST, so the starch gets coated in lipids. Then you add the milk or whatever aquaeous liquid you are using. Once that is smoothe, add the cheese however you like, shredded or as a block.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roux does not just happen - it needs to be encouraged...

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine dining. When I make cheese sauce I melt cheese and pour it on.

    Jodie Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would roux the day that sauce was served to me.

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad's not THAT bad, but I still remember how appalled my Mom was when she found out he was using whole wheat flour to make mac & cheese for the two of us when she was at work. Especially since my equally ignorant 7-year-old self said that "I like it better when Dad makes it."

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    #52

    “I think there’s weevils in your pumpkin”, from father commenting on a carrot and caraway seed purée.

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    Neb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan oc caraway seeds. They have pretty strong taste if you accidentally bite through them, kills every other taste.

    #53

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My family calls everything small and in large quantities rice. Quinoa? Rice. Couscous? Rice. I guess it’s only two things, but it’s still weird.

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to date a girl who called all birds, "chickens." Pigeon? Chicken. Dove? Hey, little chicken!

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call local pigeons or rock doves "City Chickens". Not because we eat them, although people do, but because they run around your feet when you have any food.

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    GirlFriday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family calls everything noodles. Spaghetti? Noodles with red sauce. Fettuccini? Noodles with cream sauce. Macaroni and cheese (the homemade version with bechamel and real cheese)? Noodles and cheese. Lasagna? Noodle pie.

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noodle Pie, that is so cute! Maybe they can make some new ones for a fun family food blog, like Meatball Cobbler or Beef Kugel?

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My very picky daughter, when she was about four, had trouble with school lunches. And once, when I came to get her after school, she told me she had loved the "baby rice with red sauce and things". I enquired and it was couscous, with all the trimmings. Apparently her French-Algerian paternal grandmother's genes were showing. Well, she did resemble her a lot.

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bulgur? Rice. Barley? Rice. Teff? Brown rice. Millet? Rice. Amaranth? Rice! Lentils? Peas. Spelt? Rice.

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    #54

    My uncle had a bunch of dried herbs that were at least 7 years past their best by date and he absolutely refused to throw them away. Just add sawdust to your food at that point.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herbs in jars may lose their potency over time, it's true, but many will retain a lot of flavour, so use them up, just make sure you add extra and taste, taste, taste as you're cooking to check how much flavour they've added. Seven years past their date is nothing.

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep in a airtight container and out of sunlight be fine for years

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    Tammy Kirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has this nut and herb blend she likes to put on fish. That would be great except it's expired and the nut oils are rancid. She claims it's delicious.

    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss, I don't understand the fad of storing spices next to the oven or stove where they are quickly ruined. Is it really that inconvenient to store as instructed in a "cool, dry place"?

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    #55

    Honestly, I'm amazed that my grandfather never got food poisoning. He'd frequently leave soup out on the stove for days on end — just heating it back up when he was hungry and letting it cool down for hours, or even days, before heating it up again. In the winter, he'd store food outside instead of in the refrigerator since it was 'free' to cool it down...except he'd continue to do this until it was in the 50s.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a pot of soup out and reheating isn't actually a health hazard per se, as long as it's covered and properly reheated every time. This was actually common for centuries, known as pottage, where new ingredients could be added each day but only rarely would the pot be emptied and started from scratch.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot nine days old.

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    Hanako-Kun 花子くん
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does the same with non dairy soups🍲 We don't get sick 🤪 The only thing wrong with this post is if he didn't properly store soup with dairy

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have done this with big pots of stew,got 5days from it between 5 of us (we were on a fishing holiday in republic Ireland) the cottage had stone tiled floor, would just leave it on tiles overnight then reheat gently through the day...no one got ill (FYI I was designated cook,as was only one of us that could cook)

    B Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend in highschool, go to his place sometime and his parents would cook. Anyway a time or two his dad cooked hamburgers on the grill, the were overcooked flavorless hockey pucks. .. anyway one time he was at our place after my stepdad finally had one of those burgers and he gave me a wink and made his style hamburger. Full flavors juicy etc burgers. My friend took one bite and his face lit up. He must've never imagined a burger made at home could taste like that. I gelt sorry he had to go back to his dad's cooking. (And this was highschool)........on a side note was eating again at my friend's and he holds up a pork chop and says " I really like pork chops I wonder what part of the cow they come from" his Mom and I look at each other bemused and we're like it's "PORK" chop. I guess it was all one word to him so long he never really thought about it

    Ian Webling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old."