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There’s a small handful of things you can treat yourself with. Scented candles, self-help books, home-made nachos, and rewatching every season of Girls are fine for a while. Until you stumble upon that pale figure staring back from the mirror. Chipped nails and undyed hair hint that the line has been crossed.

And sooner than you know it, your quarantined home turns into a DIY beauty salon. It charges nothing and covers all essential services from fake tan, manicure, and hair trimming. All executed by you—a professional rookie. Surprise surprise, a quarantine beauty fail accomplished! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best lockdown beauty disasters that will either inspire or curb your enthusiasm for good.

#1

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What could go wrong having my first buzz cut with the boys at 11PM without checking how much battery the razor has left

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Human #1,232,867
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does not matter, you will not meet anybody for the next month... (Except if you are sharing your picture..) ;-)

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    #2

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you just shave it though? Trimmers, with length guides/guards are very good and really easy to use.

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    #3

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    I'm reluctant to call what my wife did to me a haircut. But here it is. Well done wife, another string to your bow

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could go undercover in an Amish community now.

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    Giving yourself some time to focus on you and relax may be exactly what you need the most. You may not have a better opportunity to focus on yourself than the quarantined days any time soon. But before getting yourself into a full-blown home-made spa, you might wanna know some tips about basic beauty treatments.

    If you feel like you need a hair trim, you'd better take some time off from cutting altogether. Stay focused on your hair health and consider adding conditioning masks or moisturizing treatments to your beauty routine. After the crisis is over, you will be stunned to see your luscious locks well-rested and ready to take on the summer look.

    Another great tip is to try washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

    #4

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the face of Jesus on the back of your head

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    #5

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    Quarantine + boredom + overconfidence = this monstrosity

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ponytail first and then chop of the end. Damp hair, smooth into a low ponytail and then keep the amount you cut off to a minimum. If you repeat the process from start to finish it ends up pretty even.

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    Quarantine self cut gone wrong...

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    Another great tip is washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

    You can definitely try out a quarantine nail salon at home. But it’s better to stay away from gel or dip manicures altogether. A regular polish of your fave color is a great way to get that lively look. Try out colors that you usually don’t wear—quarantine is a judgement-free zone, and it’s an excellent time to experiment a little.

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    #7

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    Today my partner learned that you shouldn’t put off a haircut until the apocalypse when the only person left to do it (we’re in NYC) is your girlfriend who has never even trimmed her own ends. He calls this look “Cambodian garbage Hitler.” 

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    #8

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    My kiddo cut his hair yesterday, then agreed to let me have a little fun with it before we fixed it.

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    Z Kalnina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thia pic is circling the net like 3rd time round. Come ON!

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    #9

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    These quarantine cuts are amazing

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    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Is that a quarantine hair cut or a typical Walmart customer?

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    #10

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    Is anyone else struggling to adjust to their new at-home beauty routine? I accidentally burned my lip trying to wax yesterday… so painful. Tell me I’m not alone

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeee, probably would have been less noticeable with a bit of hair on your top lip ;)

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    #11

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    Tried to cut my son's hair during quarantine, now he's gonna complain to the hotel manager

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    #13

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    Don't use your beard trimmer to cut your hair

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you do use the trimmer guards. Start with the highest number as you can always go shorter. Longer on top, shorter on back and sides. I have a six on top, and a combo of four, three, two as I get closer to the edges.

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    #15

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, gloves usually come in the packs...

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    #16

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    Our son's hair was in desperate need of a haircut during quarantine. Husband and I took a wack at it. We had to stop before it got worse

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people look at online guides? There are plenty of videos showing people how to do an easy trimmer haircut. It isn't difficult. My sister always did her sons hair.

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    #17

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    #18

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    My buddy's wife convinced him to let her cut his hair while in quarantine. The results speak for themselves

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    #19

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    With the barbershop closed during quarantine, my wife tried her best...

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell was she using - pinking-shears??

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    #20

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, try your own nails for the duration. The break might do them some good as acrylics can damage the nail and in some cases cause fungal infections.

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    #21

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    My mom: “Don’t worry, I used to give haircuts all the time”

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    #22

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    Uh oh, this looks weird. Maybe I should have googled how to give a haircut before jumping right in

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the famous Kim Jung Un style? Now I understand why Donnie fell hopelssly in love with him....

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    #25

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    I’m not a hairdresser. Corona forced me to be a hair dresser. This is why I am not and should not be a hairdresser. (I had my phone in my hand and it accidentally took a burst pic which captured the “what have I done” look on my face)

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    #26

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    wife wanted to cut my hair for her birthday since I was overdue before quarantine started...

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    Wyomudder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would normally seem like an odd birthday present... but given the times...

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    #27

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    Rowlie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just asking for the "nailed it" caption

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    #28

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    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this Berber Carpet effect. Just want to curl my toes up in it right now.

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    #30

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. Never understood the desire for acrylics... all that filling-in hassle.

    Lilian Della Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think her nails are actually gel nail polish, which can be very hard+damaging to remove without getting the polish removed at a salon, and because of that difficulty, she has been letting her nails grow out.

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    Margareta Hagman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you do know how to use nail polish remover, right ?

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your natural nails can breathe now. It’s a good thing.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness I want to add that the cuts my wife gives me are so good that I bought her a barbering kit and over the past 15 yrs or so have saved a ton of money.

    Tracy Sherwood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was worried about people with acrylics. Even though your nails look horrible (sorry), at least you cut them off so you would be in danger of snagging them on something and RIPPING them off!

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same. Couldn't peel them off no matter how hard I tried.

    Annamarie Dodge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thank God i give myself awesome manis/pedis, hair styles/cuts/colours and never had any fails

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad when it's good, worse when it's bad. What's with the nail thing anyway?

    Scratch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fleek is good word for that shitshow.

    melanie bly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glue ones, order from Amazon or Etsy, really cool and easy.

    Rick Riffel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These haircuts are not fails, they're a new wave of fashion! A look for the 21st Century.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was a way to spend a day. Now tomorrow she can spend the day removing it. 2 whole days of #Stay Home Stay Stay Safe taken care of. Only 160 more to go...

    Lisa Hutchinson Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All ya gotta do is soak cotton balls in standard polish remover, put cotton ball on top of nail, wrap each tip with foil to hold cotton ball in place. Wait like 30 minutes and chip away. I did mine last week

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think of the toilet paper you can buy with the money you save.

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    #31

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    Welp, I guess you can’t learn everything on YouTube! Thinking I should stick to writing

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you had such beautiful hair. I'm so sorry.

    #32

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, happened to me once. Have to do the same cut all over and wait for it to grow back... the one thing we have is time right now.

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    #33

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where you shave the rest or use shoe polish lol.

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    #34

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    EA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s any consolation I don’t think it would have looked much better if an actual hair dresser had tried to do the same look... 😬 at least you have plenty of time now for it to grow out!

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    #35

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    Quarantine 'my parent is now my barber' special

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    #36

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    First attempt at a quarantine haircut not going so well

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    arjelio mas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk around naked. People won't notice the hair.

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    #37

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    Koloni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do t understand the need to have nails done at a time like this

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    #38

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing the difference here... may need new glasses.

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