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You grab your giant tub of delicious crispy popcorn (salted, not sweet, of course) and with a wide smile on your face, you take a seat in one of the red velvet cinema chairs. It’s been ages since you’ve seen a movie at the cinema and you’re practically vibrating with happiness!

The previews are always awesome, but then the movie starts and… oh, sweet Jesus no! It’s--it’s terrible. Yuck. You should’ve seen it coming—there were plenty of signs after all. And now you feel like you’ve wasted your money and time. Oh well, at least you’ve still got your popcorn, right?

You’re not alone if you’ve started mentally collecting all the telltale signs that a film’s going to be a waste of your time. The folks over on r/AskReddit have shared their own red flags that a movie is bound to be awful and we invite you to scroll down and have a read. Got any other signs that they missed but you’d love to share? That’s what the comment section is for, dear Pandas! Meanwhile, let’s check out these horror movie signs and pick out the most accurate ones.

I had a lovely and in-depth chat about the line between good and bad movies with redditor Thats_What_Sh3_Sa1d who is an aspiring filmmaker and who created the viral thread in the first place. They told Bored Panda that everyone's responses helped them get a sense of where quality does and doesn't lie.

"I wanted to create this thread because I want to make movies myself, and I thought that if I could get some of Reddit's opinions on what makes a bad movie, then I could get a better sense as to what makes a good one. I had wanted to get at least a little bit of attention so I can get some answers to what makes a bad movie, but I didn't expect this much attention," they shared. You'll find our full interview with the original poster below, so be sure to read on.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When they need to save the world, but it's just America....

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When you've basically seen the entire plot of the movie and all main scenes in the trailer.

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The thread, started up by redditor Thats_What_Sh3_Sa1d, quickly grew in popularity. At the time of writing, it had gotten over 49.2k upvotes in the span of a single day. What’s more, it got a whopping 21.7k comments. And that proves that redditors really do care about what they watch. (And, let’s be honest… who doesn’t like complaining about the movie industry from time to time?) Keep in mind though, even awful movies can have some merit. We’ve all been there—a movie we’re watching is so mind-numbingly bad that at some point it starts to be good.

In redditor Thats_What_Sh3_Sa1d's opinion, the dialogue and all of the various movie effects help determine whether the project will be a success or not. "I'm not exactly a movie critic, but I will say that the line between a good and a bad movie depends on dialogue, whether or not the lines that characters say to each other makes sense or contributes something to the film, whether or not the CGI or maybe the VFX looks good or not because that really makes an impact on a movies likeability, at least for me," they said.

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"And of course if it has a good back story, if it's really going to catch your attention, that also plays a part in a movies likeability," they added.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones The preview shows a girl who’s Just Too Focused On Career to find love going back to her small hometown for whatever reason.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aka Every. Hallmark. (Christmas). Movie. Ever.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Male writer: how do I tell women finding a husband and being a wife is the most important thing in a woman's life...I know, Romantic Comedy with Holiday themes!!!! Women everywhere: yaaaaaay!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another red flag I notice are the actors as portrayed on Movie Posters. The above is a great example! Without even having a clue of what the TV show or movie is, I often look at the poses of the actors and you can see on their faces and body language "who" their character is. Always the Tough Guy, the Overweight Buffoon, the Sex Pot Bitch, the Sweet Happy girl-woman, the Stern, Capable Female who is just as capable as the Boys, the Drunk Goof who will come through in the end, the crabby old guy who really as a heart of gold...etc. Zzzzz. I make a game out of reading the body language and expressions. I figure if movie or show has to try this hard to put it all out there and show you the stereotypical beings of their stereotypical roles, it's going to be a dog of a movie. Heaven forbid you just figure it out as you watch, and the characters are multifaceted, interesting and don't have to explain the whole thing using 1 photo.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many times I've started a movie showing a strong independent woman with a great career only to end up with a husband and kids in the end... it's disappointing if the movie is not advertised like this and is focusing on the woman so you really don't know where it's going....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry she'll be convinced by the home town boy who never left home but happen to have family money so he doesn't really work work he just kind of does chores all day long.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AARGG! Hallmark channel love story commercials with really bad actors!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they shake it up with a guy who's too focused on his career, finding love in the hometown he didn't want to go back to.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She inherits her great aunt's home. Her father is being sued by his florist neighbor. Her employers want acquire the quaint..... and turn it into a high rise.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im not usually a violent person but I am consumed with a powerful urge to smack the people in this poster, all of them, over & over

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ANY film with the female lead surrounded by 2 other people, generally of the opposite sex, and the location of where the climax/main plot of the film happens, at the bottom... Even the wife who loves chick-flicks now actively avoids them for the cringe-count

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh when the heart calls, the only hallmark movie I’ve watched in my life.I fell out of it in one of the later seasons but I’m glad I was watching that and not too hot to handle.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these are good to waste a couple of hours. Consuming cheese without eating cheese.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think about Hallmark, all the time this is true.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The actress in the middle is annoying as hell, I just watch her when I'm in a bad mood

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love watching them around Christmas! They are bad, they are cheesy but at least they make you feel good for a short while

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I loved Sweet Home Alabama! Isn't that what that one was about?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a sucker for a hallmark movie. Love them, I actually watched one today. I wish we had the Hallmark channel in Aus so I could watch them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love to watch those during christmas holiday with the wife. But they need good scenery and the one crowd scene at the end of the movie where the main character has it's crowning moment of saving the town/company needs more than 7 people!

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When the main actors name is bigger than the title on the poster.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones If the whole synopsis is a terrible idea, like making a movie about emojis

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They didn't even try to be subtle about the fact that it was just a 1 and a half hour long advertisement.

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I was curious to get the redditor's take on whether we all instinctively know whether a movie is going to be a waste of our time or not. In their mind, it all depends on the audience in question. "I personally like action movies, but I also like a little bit of romance, so if I was going to watch a movie about the history of a company, for example, I would think that it would be a waste of time. Whereas some people might think the exact opposite."

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As for why filmmakers tend to make the same mistakes over and over (and over) again boils down to their lack of taste which they may not have fully developed yet. "The people making the movie either don't know what makes a good movie, or they think that a bad movie is a good one. Now again, I'm not saying that I'm a movie critic and I know everything there is to know about film, but I, and most people I think, know a bad film when they see one, and maybe some people don't. And in my opinion, for the situation to be able to change, the people making the movie should be informed as to what makes a good film rather than what makes a bad film," they shared.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When it’s a Disney remake. Solid.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just Disney. Remakes in general. I don't mind it when the original movie dates from the dark ages and no one heard of it, but when it came out 2 days before...nope. And then we have the remake of the remake of the remake...Aren't there enough books out there to get some inspiration?

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones If there are multiple trailers for a comedy movie, but they use the same joke in all of them.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones If the character points out something that is blatantly obvious. IN A WORLD, WHERE ONE MAN, HAS TO SAVE THE WORLD. Man: ‘I have to save the world.’

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a world where The Evil Scissor Lords reign supreme. 'I have to save the world' - The Rock

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Something very interesting that redditor Thats_What_Sh3_Sa1d pointed out to me was movie directors may not be at fault for making bad films. "A film can be bad just because it's bad," they told Bored Panda, pointing to 2017's 'Justice League' as an example.

"Justice League 2017 was not the best movie out there. It was so bad in fact, that they had to re-make it. And the remake was a lot better than the original because it had different directors/ However, just because it was better, doesn't mean that everybody liked it. I'm sure there were people who didn't like the better remake for whatever reason. And that's what I mean when I say a film can be good or bad despite the director," they shared that there's far more nuance involved than we expect. And reality is far from black and white, just like the view on the silver screen.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones Blatantly bad re-casting to the point where you wonder if it would have been better to just drop the character (Mummy 3)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, the trend with movies and movie sequels reviving protagonists. It's like: "We have run out of plot ideas, let's just kill and revive one of the main characters." I just want to scream: My God, Jesus was a one-time thing, stop recreating it.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones Critics did not receive an advance screening in order to write a review. It means the studio is hoping to at least recover an opening weekend of ticket sales before word gets out.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones If Adam Sandler is in it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's bullshit... he might have shitty movies at times, but he's got fun movies as well... people hate on grown ups, but that thing was fun

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Whether the creators of the movie were self-aware or you learn to find the humor in the bad taste, either way, you inexplicably start enjoying yourself. It doesn’t happen with every gosh darn bad movie, but when it does, it’s magical. It’s a cult hit. It’s something you recommend to your friends.

The secret to bad movies being good, according to Uku Tooming in ‘The Puzzle of Good Bad Movies’ published in the Journal of Aesthetic Education, is that they give filmmakers a chance to experiment with the artistic possibilities of the project more than if the film were more mainstream. In other words, good bad filmmaking is intrinsically linked to the freedom of artistic expression.

So while many (probably most) bad films will remain truly amazingly awful because of how unadventurous and downright boring they are (who likes blatant exposition? Nobody!), a small handful might become cult classics because they dared go where others didn’t.

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Reviews state that it's "Scariest"/"Funniest" movie of the year. It rarely is

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When I can tell how it's going to end by just watching the trailer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when the narrator of the trailer tries to speak in a hyper-badass voice sounding like he's on the toilet having a hard time releasing the load. You pretty much know that he's trying too hard to make a boring no-plot movie appear suspenseful and action-packed.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When the advertising is "[Famous movie] meets [Famous movie]"...

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones The female lead gets naked in the first 10-15 minutes.

You know they were already running on fumes for plot, so out come the ta-tas.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones An exposition in which one character explains everything that's going on to another character that should already know what is going on.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture does not work, though. Spaceballs is one of the greatest parodies of all times.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones It stars Amy Schumer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a couple of movies that look appealing based on the story line but Amy Schumer plays a lead role and put me off. I actually find her extremely annoying. Kinda the same way I feel about Will Ferrell.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones A comedian who hasn't been funny in ten years stars in it and plays multiple roles. (Looking at you Sandler, Murphy, and Myers)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is something that will most likely get downvoted... but some comedy will be liked by black people and not white people or asian people and vice versa. For example, Norbit was very popular with my group of friends in high school but if you check online with a different demographic, they hate hate it

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If it starts with a sex scene.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones Starts with too much exposition: "Mary, just because you have a medical degree from Harvard, I'm still your older brother!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait....so you're only still her older brother because she has a medical degree? That sounds like an interesting enough premise to me.

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When the opening scene involves a shoot out with so many cuts you litterally cannot see what is happening, or who is shooting at whom.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And ‘bad guys’, even though they are trained in weaponry, are COMPLETELY unable to fire a shot on target. But the ‘good guys’, who, more often than not, are naive in the handling of guns are surprisingly good.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones When they hype the movies soundtrack more than the film it’s self

Ex. Suicide squad

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones If it's from the studio that brought you, "insert decent movie here". Dreamworks still milks Shrek.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What?? Dreamworks make plenty of other good movies, not just Shrek. Madagascar, The Croods, How to train your dragon and Kung fu panda just to name a few.

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones Shaky cam and quick cut editing. Jumping over a fence? 20 quick cuts. Take it or leave it.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Taken" series. That's why John Wick is so cool, it's one fluid shot most times

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones "Get ready to see ____ back in action in the big screen!" This line is used in many bad movie trailers of old properties which are made into movies

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones ANY movie made that stars Melissa Mccarthy where it happens to also be directed by her husband. She is incredibly funny and extremely talented as is he when they're acting. But when he's in the director's chair, It always spells out "doomed-to-fail."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know if he was the director for Spy but that was hilarious lol Also...Jason Bateman is always a win.

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It's an edgy reboot of a children's property that stopped being relevant a decade ago

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People Are Sharing All The Signs That A Movie Is Going To Be Terrible, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones It's been in production for too long.

There's always a reason, for a recent example; 'Chaos Walking'. It changed screenwriter, director and production company so many times over 10 years but was sold on it been "A Charlie Kauffman movie starring Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland". Kauffman left in 2013, Ridley and Holland filmed it over years due to so many reshoots and failed screenings. Then Lionsgate said the negative reviews were shocking to them.. Really??

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High RT critic score, low audience score

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