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40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves
When you think about it, the internet is a democracy. Whether you're the President, an award-winning scientist, or just a spiteful troll, you can create a Twitter account and go from one thread to another, explaining to other users why they're stupid. However, if you're actually doing it, that's precisely what you need to keep in mind. It's just a matter of time before you run into someone who can call out your BS. And when that happens, you're going to end up on the subreddit r/DontYouKnowWhoIam. Like the name suggests, this online community is dedicated to those spicy moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to, and has collected quite a lot of them since its inception in 2015. Here are some of the best ones.
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Underestimating A Multi Talented Model!
Even though there's a line between self- and over-confidence, trusting in your judgment can help you become successful in life.
Both verbal and nonverbal communication can be extremely effective at garnering positive attention and influence in groups. According to one hypothesis (the presumption of calibration hypothesis), people generally assume others have the self-knowledge to know how confident they should be, and we also assume they will truthfully communicate this confidence to us (the so-called truth bias), unless extenuating circumstances suggest otherwise.
So whenever we see confidence, we tend to find it compelling, and we expect it to be justified.
Learn To Speak English
The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath
Anyone else so sick of the vaccine argument? Should mention I'm not anti-vax. Have had covid twice myself. Edit: Was asked how I had it twice. First time I likely caught it in a post office. Only place I'd been for weeks as most of the country was shut. Second time my partner tested positive and then I did.
Red Faces All Round
Interestingly, some research has reported that being overconfident while participating in a group activity did not damage the person’s reputation — individuals who trusted their task performance (but were later revealed to be worse at the task than they had claimed) did not suffer a severe drop in their social status in the group relative to someone who had been well-calibrated.
The researchers concluded that "the status benefits of overconfidence outweighed any possible status costs."
So extreme cases aside, being featured on r/DontYouKnowWhoIam might not be the worst thing that can happen to you.
Experience ≠ Skill Level
Challenging A Doctor
Don’t You Know What I Am?
He's Egyptian
Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!
where did you "look them up"? some mum group where essential oils are the equivalent to some miracle cure?
Karen vs. Owner
Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior
Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise
There are people in my country who believe that Ivermektin (actualy horse pill to get them rid of tapeworms) can cure covid. Eventhougt, there is no study to prove that, some people eat this, they overdose on it and end up in hospital with covid and also kidney failure...
Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website
Similar happened to me. My art teacher almost failed me because she said my drawings weren't free-hand. They totally were and I did one of them all over again with her there, she shut up after that.
Man Tries To Lecture History Professor On History
Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car
Because even if it wasn't THE Tony Hawk, there cannot be anyone else with this name around... (/s just to be safe)
What Are The Odds, Really?
Director Is Asked What Her Job Is
When you say "young lady" you must already know you're doing it wrong. Unless you address the rest as "old man", "middle-aged ambiguous person", etc.
Anti-Masker Gets Shut Down Quickly
Sauna Advice
Exactly! A sauna doesn't have to be uncomfortable to be 'good for you' at all! It should be something relaxing, that's all. It might be good for your hearth health, but there's not that much evidence that saunas have health benefits. Still, getting uncomfortably hot is not good.
*quickly steps out of volcano* oh ok thanks
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It's this stupid "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger". No, what doesn't kill you weakens you, so the next thing maybe gets you... Or do you think it's coincidence when malnourished children die of diarrhea? Or the traumatized have problems years later?
Well, malnourishment actually KILLS you, so it doesn't apply as an example. As for trauma, some people do go depressive, others build defenses and get out of it stronger...
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Joe Rogan's spouting harmful false information about things? I'm so shocked!
If 'discomfort is your/my friend', I will get rid of my settee, armchairs & cushions, and just have a wooden bench. Don't know how I'll explain it to the cat, tho.
A sauna is to heat, not parboil, which is what modern ones sometimes do, IMHO.
I’ve never understood the appeal of a sauna. I get up in Louisiana. I grew up in a sauna.
All saunas I've seen in the US people were in it WITH CLOTHS ON!
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To be fairrrrrrrr.... I think Joe Rogan is referencing when they use saunas to sweat out extra water weight, so they can cut weight to make a certain weight class in MMA fighting. (Not that it's a good or healthy method, but it's a method)
Physical discomfort is the body's warning that the water is too hot therefore unsafe for you. Get out of saunas that are too hot for you. A sauna should be calming, soothing, with no more than the very minor discomfort of sweating a little. One should be drinking water to prevent dehydration.
Never thought I would live in a world where people are listening to a Podcaster and politicians for medical advice. Yet here we are! Intubating them and putting them on vents because the Ivermectin that Joe Rogan said would help them has NOT worked.
but why do you own 5 saunas tho (pls dont downvote if you think im stupid)
As a Finn I can say that a good excuse to have 5 saunas is that you just could not have afforded the sixth one….
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Owning something doesn't necessarily mean that you have used what you own. Then as they say "one man's hot is another man's pleasant." So IF you want to discuss hot versus not hot, then quote some temperatures!
Not to mention the irony of the people who listen to his show refusing to wear a mask because they can't breathe properly.
You know... I am thinking that this thing going on with Joe Rogan is turning out to be another Mike the pillow guy kind of situation to be honest
In a just world, people like Joe Rogan would never be allowed such a loud bullhorn. He's absolute brain poison.
I genuinely had to google Adam Rang to fact-check his reply. It's not every day you read his first sentence and think "ah yes, this is not bullshit at all" haha.
You can also consult about five million Finns about sauna. They know all you need. And some are experts, they know _everything_. Though, what Joe Rogan is talking about, is not a sauna. It's a dehydration room.
You can also consult about five million Finns. They know anything you need to know. And many are experts - they know _everything_.
I kind of understand why Rogan says that. He's thinking of weight classes, they use sauna to dehydrate for making weight. That is certainly uncomfortable. A proper sauna is a heaven. (Says a Finn who's been to various saunas about 2500 times...)
I seriously have to question Adam's expertise. First of all we need to take into account the cultural differences. Finnish sauna is often hotter than Estonian sauna for example. Also as he is Estonian, him mentioning ventilation sounds off since estonian smoke sauna traditionally doesn't have a chimney. Sure you can be a salesman, call yourself an expert and speak at TEDx but that doesn't automatically mean you're right.
Yeah. I'll just say we don't have over 2 million saunas in Finland only for sweating pounds off for weighing.
I'll just say we don't have 2 million saunas in Finland just for sweating pounds off for weighing.
I have to disagree - slightly - the proper feeling of euphoria can be achieved with enduring a little bit of discomfort in the heat, then cooling off in very cold water. You should not torture yourself though, we have senses for exactly that purpose, self preservation. (Finnish person here, and saunas abroad are always too cool - except Estonia and Russia)
Great response. Same for "no pain, no gain". depends on the onset of pain, type of pain, location, depth, intensity ... MOST pain is NOT good, & not indication of gain. A sauna session for most people, is not a life threatening contest of pain fortitude. How would that be therapeutically positive? Safe? Enjoyable? relaxing?
...but this guy isn't actually addressing the point. Heat is uncomfortable for some people. If a sauna was the right temperature to just be "comfortable" for me, it wouldn't be called a "sauna," it would be just a "room." (Or maybe a "warm room.") If I'm going to get any health benefits from a sauna (which I doubt anyway, but for the sake of argument), then I'm going to be uncomfortable regardless of how much ventilation there is, because I don't like heat, and the point of a sauna is heat, isn't it?
Why is it that people can be so sure of themselves and so cocky, yet they can't spell the word "because?" Lol
And there are saunas fired with wood (really nice! Never gets to hot) and fog saunas too. As long as no one fipples with the temperature settings it’s all right! But if you don’t like heat, don’t do the saunas! In Scandinavia we place our saunas by water outside if possible. Running out of the sauna in to the water at summer is ok, but I’m skipping it at winter and take a cool shower instead ☺️
Sorry Saunas are silly things. especially in the tropics, We need cool showers!
Who the hell is Joe Rogan - and anyone with common sense knows if somethin is uncomfortable - get the hell out! This a*****e actually has followers?
I didn't know saunas could be so controversial. I love them. How do you fail at this?
Is no one going to question the fact that this guy is writing a book about saunas? Does that not seem like an odd thing to write a book about?
Two words for this guy Connor Luca, HEAT STROKE! Or better yet, COMMON SENSE!
I don’t really get it. So, if I feel uncomfortable in the heat after a while, does that mean something is wrong with the sauna or my health?
If a sauna is getting uncomfortable, it's time to leave the sauna. It means your body has had enough.
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Depends on the sauna. Some are so hot it's almost unbearable, others are mild and relaxing. 🙂
You can sit quite comfortably in a sauna even when the temperature is above 80°C. (176°F) But limit your stay in a sauna to the recommended 15 to 20 minutes.
80-100C is ok. But yeah, you can't stay for long. 🙂
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A Different Kind Of Dykwim
Ah Well
Okay, awkward. But how can you believe super rich people aren't changing the world? They're definitely changing it. No one said, "for the better."
My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day
Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On
It Happens Again
Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler
Spotted On Tictac
"Wasp" is a category, with quite a few insects in it. This is like saying "That's not a primate, it's a chimpanzee!"
Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines
Someone Lied On Their Resume
In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them
Just covering up a nasty and not a single bit funny comment from Demi Zwaan.
Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person
That's a troll account. Their name is "Petty" and just look at the profile picture haha
Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?
"Are You Neil Patrick Harris Like Huh"
Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best
youtube works in wondrous ways. "You indicated you didn't like channels about sports, so here are another 30 recommended channels about sports."
Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person
"NO! I may have never spoken French, nor do I know anything about the language, but I know I'm right!!"
Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians
Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr
Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense
So not dark enough to be considered black by the black community, but definitely not white enough to be considered white by the white community. What a wonderful life :( Why do people care about skin color this much?
Arnold The Schwarzenegger
Who knew? Arnold looks like Arnold! This should be front page news!
Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article
I appreciate that setting, but it does make for funny moments like this.
Flight Attendant Doesn’t Know Tony Hawk Is Flying With Them
My Man, You Aren't Him
People Who Play Video Games Can’t Possibly Know Anything About Children!
Asking A Veteran Nasa Propulsion Engineer If He Knows Anything About Rockets
I was amazed when I learned a neighbour used to work for NASA and help make the parts. As a kid I was like "Whooaaa did you get to fly in a rocket?" "No"
Found This One On A Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine Meme
If that thing is out of commission every day at the same time, maybe POST THAT SOMEWHERE PUBLICALLY? So people know not to come at that time for their ice cream? It's not like we do it on purpose, how are we supposed to know when the machine is out?
Local Antivaxxer Says The Covid Vaccine Isn’t Actually A Vaccine
Gathering: The Magic
The poster says the official age to play is 13+ but repeats that it's a children's card game. How old do they think children are?
Always Nice To See People Immediately Proven Wrong
Telling A Vaccine Researcher To Read Her Own Press Release
My Favourite Artist Unrecognised
Too be honest, why would people always know how an artist looks? I mean, sure, if it's a singer or actor, you'd know. But I'm a fan of some painters and writers and I don't know what they look like. Doesn't matter either. I love their work, I don't need to Google their private life and see what they look like, etc.
Olympic Skateboarder Margielyn Didal With Some Guy
No, I Am The Professor Of Constitutional Law
Your qualifications mean nothing on the interwebs and are easily overshadowed by that one youtuber who barely touched a dictionary.
Was This Postes Before? Idk. Anyway... Airbnb Bad
Airbnb is bad in many ways. They encourage landlords to throw out tenants because they can make more from tourists, they don't pay tourist taxes, they don't care about the disturbance that tourists cause in residential areas and they drive up the rents in tourist areas. Yes Airbnb Bad
Isaac, Captain Of Afc Richmond, Not Being Recognized?!
Unknown guy is unknown. Being a local celebrity doesn't mean that everyone in the entire world knows you.
Have You See Knives Out?
TV Network Has No Info Just Yet For The Show’s Executive Producer
I Just Raced It Yesterday, So
I mean, he can still disagree. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Lol.
“Also, I’m Here Watching My Son Sebastian Play”
Challenging The Wrong Guy
Jake Tapper: Famous For Never Talking About Afghanistan. I Hear He Didn't Even Write A Book
Imagine Telling The Creator Of Dogecoin What Dogecoin Is!
But she's not wrong. Cryptocurrency isn't as safe and solid as people think it is.
"What do you know about Covid?".... *I produce my medical degree*.... "Oh, well, what do doctors know about Covid?".... More than Google, Facebook, Twitter, Insta, and TikTok, thanks. Especially if we're, y'know, updated regularly by CDC/Johns Hopkins/Oxford Centre UK, etc. .... Then I hear, "Well, those are biased!".... Sure, and your grandma's third cousin's second wife's neighbor is totally an epidemiologist?
My mother in law's doctors, dentist etc know everything, as soon as I tell her anything my health visitor or midwife has said on their visits "What do they know", "we never did that, they're wrong" ..."babies don't change so caring for them doesn't" etc etc ..we've actually come to blows over this when she said I should be giving my son a bottle when he's exclusively breast fed..I couldn't breast feed my Daughter so I'm thrilled my Son takes to it but she was constantly battling to get him on the bottle for no reason other than to have her own way -.-
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-Hello, little girl! Can I speak to the Captain? -Good afternoon, it's me. How can I help? [Starts walking away while laughing, then walks up to the biggest, burliest guy around.] - 'Day, mate. Was looking for the Captain. Can you believe that chick? [Still laughing] - That "chick" is Captain UpupaEpops, who is clearly not wearing her rank insignia for shits and giggles. It was a very fine day.
Person I know: Requiring masks is communism! Me: No it isn't. Person: Yes it is! Do some research on Communism! Me: I have a Bachelors of Science degree in Economics with a dual specialization. Person: *silence*
Hilariously, the reason communists like myself comply with COVID restrictions is not because we worship the government, it's because Marxist theory dictates that protecting and caring for the other members in your society benefits us all! Do the right thing, it'll come back around.
Load More Replies... I was talking to a friend, and they mentioned that their niece was just diagnosed with diabetes. I said "Oh no! Tell her that it's okay, she can do it." Some random lady just walks up behind us and says, "that's really insensitive. My cousin's girlfriend has diabetes, so I know what will offend a diabetic." I have type 1 diabetes.
This has happened many times for me. Especially with my aunt's boyfriends. She tells them I know a lot about history, so they quiz me to see if that is true. Not only do I know a lot about his, I have a bachelor's degree in history. So, yeah, I know what I am talking about.
Why does your aunt always say that? Kind of a weird thing to always tell her boyfriends. Wait, how many boyfriends has your aunt had?
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Granted, most of the people who argue against the experts probably get their research via Google. But not every person with a qualification is always right.
But the 'do your research' argument is invalid cause they obviously did
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Ah people judging someone before getting all the facts. I've lived with this all my life. Despite having 20 years under my belt doing what I do, often people that don't know me can get pretty snarky. Not shaving for a week helped as I pass the 40 mark. Prior to that, it was pretty frustrating.
I look a quite a lot younger and at work i often get asked if im helping out my mom or dad. Im a chef for 10 years.
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Not sure if this belongs here. I was live streaming on FB once playing the piano and accidentally made a mistake on "Fur Elise" by accidentally missing a part and FB stopped my stream on the basis that I was streaming someone's work without giving it credit. No sources given.
The future of capitalism, where even idiocy is done cheaply by algorithms who answer to no one.
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The internet is a great thing. I have had more than one person claim to “have played a little minor league (base) ball” not being aware that you can find out about that stuff pretty easily now.
Baseball reference does not include the double top secret minor league teams.
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person: hey i really love this piece (shows me my own art) me: ...i made it person: no you didnt me: ....my logo is in the corner person: lies but ok LOL me:
I once did wrote an article on alternative (fun) ways to teach math to small children. That was not the official name ofcourse i wrote the article in dutch. I found it a year later on someones desk on a different job. That person was alway mocking me for being 'just' an intern and treated like i was dumb. Started telling me about the article but that i wouldnt understand cause the sources used we too 'deep and scientific for me to understand'. Told her i wrote it. She called me a liar and said a university published it. I was a student there and yes i did write it.
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I've had one since 2008 but I've not once ever posted anything. I basically just keep it because once and a while someone will send me a Twitter post that is actually worth reading and sometimes you can't open it without logging in first.
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Lots of vanity and anger on this page. I get tense looking at the comments.
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My favorite story about Queen Elizabeth - Once, when walking the grounds of Balmoral with her protection officer, Queen Elizabeth ran into some American tourists. It became clear they didn’t recognize her: “Have you ever met the queen?” they asked. “No,” she responded, and then pointed at her protection officer. “But he has.”
#40 happens to me a lot on Facebook when I share one of my articles.
My sweet mom was having her roof replaced on a brutally hot day. She had cold drinks in her frig for when the workers were on break. One was sitting in her kitchen and told her that he was working "off the books", and nothing was being reported for tax purposes. She put her Internal Revenue Service ID on the table in front of him, smiled, and asked, "Do you realize who you're talking to?" The guy left and never returned.
Most covid posts and comments have aged TERRIBLY bad, my gosh! XDDD
My literature teacher for 4th grade never called on me to answer questions. I was confused because I was the most advanced reader in that class. I talked to her after class one day, asking why she never called on me. She said “Sorry kiddo, but I think you would just confuse the other kids with how you pronounce words.” This was because I had a lisp back then and pronounced every word that had double o’s or just one o with an r.
I used to work at an airport, manager for the company that handled the restaurants. One Saturday my assistant manager and myself were inventory counting a Caribou Coffee and this sill looking skinny white guy walks up. Plaid short only the top button fastened, wife beater, baggy jeans, the ball cap with the razor straight bill and a lot of bling. I looked at said in a low voice ‘Look at this Vanilla Ice wanna be MFer’. Then a guy comes RUNNING across the terminal and is shaking homeboy’s hand and gushing over him. It WAS Vanilla Ice, who had played a show the night before. He was actually really cool too.
Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but my goodness I am so sick of hearing about covid arguments. We get it. People will never agree on something that shouldnt have anyone arguing in the first place and everyone wants to be the big dog on top and show somebody else up. Great. Cool. People suck, pets are life. Can we move on now?
My friend had a good one like this. They (my friend's pronoun) was arbitrarily labelled as a 'white male' at birth, and they was trying to go to an event once, and the organizer said at the entrance: 'Sorry, this is only for black women.' So they replies: 'I IDENTIFY as a black woman!' You should have seen how surprised the organizer looked!
"What do you know about Covid?".... *I produce my medical degree*.... "Oh, well, what do doctors know about Covid?".... More than Google, Facebook, Twitter, Insta, and TikTok, thanks. Especially if we're, y'know, updated regularly by CDC/Johns Hopkins/Oxford Centre UK, etc. .... Then I hear, "Well, those are biased!".... Sure, and your grandma's third cousin's second wife's neighbor is totally an epidemiologist?
My mother in law's doctors, dentist etc know everything, as soon as I tell her anything my health visitor or midwife has said on their visits "What do they know", "we never did that, they're wrong" ..."babies don't change so caring for them doesn't" etc etc ..we've actually come to blows over this when she said I should be giving my son a bottle when he's exclusively breast fed..I couldn't breast feed my Daughter so I'm thrilled my Son takes to it but she was constantly battling to get him on the bottle for no reason other than to have her own way -.-
Load More Replies... -Hello, little girl! Can I speak to the Captain? -Good afternoon, it's me. How can I help? [Starts walking away while laughing, then walks up to the biggest, burliest guy around.] - 'Day, mate. Was looking for the Captain. Can you believe that chick? [Still laughing] - That "chick" is Captain UpupaEpops, who is clearly not wearing her rank insignia for shits and giggles. It was a very fine day.
Person I know: Requiring masks is communism! Me: No it isn't. Person: Yes it is! Do some research on Communism! Me: I have a Bachelors of Science degree in Economics with a dual specialization. Person: *silence*
Hilariously, the reason communists like myself comply with COVID restrictions is not because we worship the government, it's because Marxist theory dictates that protecting and caring for the other members in your society benefits us all! Do the right thing, it'll come back around.
Load More Replies... I was talking to a friend, and they mentioned that their niece was just diagnosed with diabetes. I said "Oh no! Tell her that it's okay, she can do it." Some random lady just walks up behind us and says, "that's really insensitive. My cousin's girlfriend has diabetes, so I know what will offend a diabetic." I have type 1 diabetes.
This has happened many times for me. Especially with my aunt's boyfriends. She tells them I know a lot about history, so they quiz me to see if that is true. Not only do I know a lot about his, I have a bachelor's degree in history. So, yeah, I know what I am talking about.
Why does your aunt always say that? Kind of a weird thing to always tell her boyfriends. Wait, how many boyfriends has your aunt had?
Load More Replies... Granted, most of the people who argue against the experts probably get their research via Google. But not every person with a qualification is always right.
But the 'do your research' argument is invalid cause they obviously did
Load More Replies... Ah people judging someone before getting all the facts. I've lived with this all my life. Despite having 20 years under my belt doing what I do, often people that don't know me can get pretty snarky. Not shaving for a week helped as I pass the 40 mark. Prior to that, it was pretty frustrating.
I look a quite a lot younger and at work i often get asked if im helping out my mom or dad. Im a chef for 10 years.
Load More Replies... Not sure if this belongs here. I was live streaming on FB once playing the piano and accidentally made a mistake on "Fur Elise" by accidentally missing a part and FB stopped my stream on the basis that I was streaming someone's work without giving it credit. No sources given.
The future of capitalism, where even idiocy is done cheaply by algorithms who answer to no one.
Load More Replies... The internet is a great thing. I have had more than one person claim to “have played a little minor league (base) ball” not being aware that you can find out about that stuff pretty easily now.
Baseball reference does not include the double top secret minor league teams.
Load More Replies... person: hey i really love this piece (shows me my own art) me: ...i made it person: no you didnt me: ....my logo is in the corner person: lies but ok LOL me:
I once did wrote an article on alternative (fun) ways to teach math to small children. That was not the official name ofcourse i wrote the article in dutch. I found it a year later on someones desk on a different job. That person was alway mocking me for being 'just' an intern and treated like i was dumb. Started telling me about the article but that i wouldnt understand cause the sources used we too 'deep and scientific for me to understand'. Told her i wrote it. She called me a liar and said a university published it. I was a student there and yes i did write it.
Load More Replies... Please downvote this post. Looking to have the lowest score on BoredPanda! Thanks!
I've had one since 2008 but I've not once ever posted anything. I basically just keep it because once and a while someone will send me a Twitter post that is actually worth reading and sometimes you can't open it without logging in first.
Load More Replies... Lots of vanity and anger on this page. I get tense looking at the comments.
You can hire Henryclarkethicalhacker for all your hacking needs which include clearing of criminal and driving records, credit hack fix, college grade changes, cloning phones, spying on anyone, hacking all social media accounts, etc,. Reach him via Henryclarkethicalhacker @ gmail. com Text him,, Whatsapp,,+18134211326.
My favorite story about Queen Elizabeth - Once, when walking the grounds of Balmoral with her protection officer, Queen Elizabeth ran into some American tourists. It became clear they didn’t recognize her: “Have you ever met the queen?” they asked. “No,” she responded, and then pointed at her protection officer. “But he has.”
#40 happens to me a lot on Facebook when I share one of my articles.
My sweet mom was having her roof replaced on a brutally hot day. She had cold drinks in her frig for when the workers were on break. One was sitting in her kitchen and told her that he was working "off the books", and nothing was being reported for tax purposes. She put her Internal Revenue Service ID on the table in front of him, smiled, and asked, "Do you realize who you're talking to?" The guy left and never returned.
Most covid posts and comments have aged TERRIBLY bad, my gosh! XDDD
My literature teacher for 4th grade never called on me to answer questions. I was confused because I was the most advanced reader in that class. I talked to her after class one day, asking why she never called on me. She said “Sorry kiddo, but I think you would just confuse the other kids with how you pronounce words.” This was because I had a lisp back then and pronounced every word that had double o’s or just one o with an r.
I used to work at an airport, manager for the company that handled the restaurants. One Saturday my assistant manager and myself were inventory counting a Caribou Coffee and this sill looking skinny white guy walks up. Plaid short only the top button fastened, wife beater, baggy jeans, the ball cap with the razor straight bill and a lot of bling. I looked at said in a low voice ‘Look at this Vanilla Ice wanna be MFer’. Then a guy comes RUNNING across the terminal and is shaking homeboy’s hand and gushing over him. It WAS Vanilla Ice, who had played a show the night before. He was actually really cool too.
Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but my goodness I am so sick of hearing about covid arguments. We get it. People will never agree on something that shouldnt have anyone arguing in the first place and everyone wants to be the big dog on top and show somebody else up. Great. Cool. People suck, pets are life. Can we move on now?
My friend had a good one like this. They (my friend's pronoun) was arbitrarily labelled as a 'white male' at birth, and they was trying to go to an event once, and the organizer said at the entrance: 'Sorry, this is only for black women.' So they replies: 'I IDENTIFY as a black woman!' You should have seen how surprised the organizer looked!
