30 Meals People Have Finally Learned To Enjoy As Adults After Discovering Their Parents Were Making It Wrong Throughout Their Childhood
Many years ago, Albert Einstein stated that everything in this universe is relative. Of course, the great physicist did not mean such an ordinary thing as food, but still, if we talk about the scale of the Universe, then food also fits these criteria. Especially since Einstein was one hundred percent right about food - and here's why.
Have you ever felt like you hated certain foods as a child? Just imagine that your parents put a plate with something on the table for you, and you literally turn inside out just from the smell or appearance of this dish. It's quite possible that it happened.
And then, after many years or even decades, as adults, we go to a restaurant or visit someone, and we are offered the very same dish. Of course, we flatly refuse - after all, we know what unimaginable muck it is, but we are somehow persuaded... And then a real miracle happens: only after tasting, we suddenly realize how incredibly delicious this dish is!
The whole point, it turns out, is that our parents simply did not know how to cook - either in general, or this particular dish. For example, they did not add spices, oils, or, say, just overcooked it. But in fact, one has only to turn over the stove to a skilled chef, and it turns out that this is a real culinary masterpiece, and we desperately regret those years that we did not touch this masterpiece, sincerely believing it to be inedible and disgusting. Damn it, old Albert, how right you were!
A similar question was asked recently on the AskReddit community: "What food did you hate as a child because of the way it was prepared only to find out as an adult it was amazing when made correctly?" And you know what? It turns out that there are hundreds and thousands of people like us! At least right now, the original thread boasts over 2.1K upvotes and nearly 2.8K various comments, behind almost every one of which is a heartbreaking story of pure kitchen hatred and sudden epiphany.
Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular, original and interesting tales of the original thread, so now please feel free to scroll to the very end, mark your favorite submissions and be sure to share your own story if this happened to you as well. In the end, as the same Einstein said, "common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen."
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My neighbor (he's 80+ now), told me a funny story relating to this.
He grew up in rural WV. When he was in his 20's, he was doing some odd job work in the city for a woman homeowner. At the end of a day of work, she offered to cook him dinner.
She asked "Do you like steak?"
He said "Yea I guess."
She said "How do you take it?"
He didn't understand what that meant.
She says "How would you like it done?"
He still didn't get it.
He says "Cooked?"
This is the day he learned of doneness for steak. The first time he'd heard of food being able to be "done" by request. He had never had any meat that wasn't fried to a crisp. He said his mother made everything the same way: Fry it or boil it down. She would put fat in the pan, and fry the meat.
He said this particular steak, and meal, was the best he'd ever had in his life. First time tasting properly cooked food.
My wife is from Brazil and has never cared for sausage. I bought some nice beer brats shortly after we got married and she asked me to boil hers before cooking it on the grill. This is something her parents taught her in order to kill trichinosis (parasite often found in under-cooked meat and a problem in Brazil). I did so after my attempts to explain the meat was safe and that it would get up to the right temperature on the grill to kill anything bad. Did this for her on her grilled sausages for 2 years. Finally after noticing I didn't get sick after 2 years - she tried some of my beer brats. She asked me "why does yours taste sooo much better than mine?!?". Because I don't boil out the flavor! She no longer requests her sausage be boiled before grilling. I am happy to report still no trichinosis infection!
I relate to this. We didn't have steak at my house growing up, so I only had steak at cookouts, where it was all cooked to death and mostly inedible. I can remember thinking things like, "What is the big deal about steak? Why do people like it so much?" My first steak at a restaurant (and not even a particularly NICE restaurant) absolutely blew my mind. I was in my 20s by this time.
My dad used to tell me that cows tongue we were eating was steak. Hated steak until I got older and understood.
Load More Replies...My mom cooked everything until it was grey. To this day looking back at old pics, the food looks like it was from a different time than the people.
I feel this one. Didn't think I liked steak until I was in my 20s and found out they don't have to be broiled until they become hockey pucks, like mom used to make them. The really tragic part of that prep was that we lived on a ranch, so it was all homegrown, grass fed, free range beef. Adult me wonders how delicious it could have been if not turned into jerky patties
Saw many nice steaks ruined in the Navy, the mess Chief said they had to cook to medium well for safety according to regs. Very sad.
Load More Replies...My mother likes her meat well-done. I thought I hated beef growing up, turns out I do like it, but only rare or medium rare.
In an odd moment recently, I actually did deep fry a (just lightly seasoned) strip steak and it was quite amazing! The process seems to have sealed it to the point where it was bursting with juice when cut into.
My wife wanted to cook for me when we first met so she baked a steak. Needless to say she stays out of the kitchen.
This is how my grandmother cooked everything. Any soups or stews also had to be ground up and thickened to a paste. Literally a flour-y paste. It was horrible. All meat had to be overcooked or it "wasn't done" enough.*shudder....
Brussels Sprouts!
Apparently boiling the s**t out of something until they're mushy and watery is not great. Lightly grilled/broiled with some oil and seasoning and they're one of my favorite dishes.
I used to absolutely find them vile. Then, I was given them baked, lightly coated in olive oil first, with either a light amount of salt+pepper, or lawres seasoning. Game changer and now, I occasionally think about that day.
Load More Replies...Brussel Sprouts and their boom as something people enjoy is support for why we need to protect heirloom varieties of plants. The ones we eat now didn't exist when we hated them as kids. Scientists isolated the bitter chemical in them that makes/made so many people hate them. Savvy farmers found an heirloom version that has a very low concentrations of it . They cross pollinated to the modern ones that had been getting more and more bitter as they had been primarily selected for their yields. The "newer" sprout has slightly lower yields but they sell way more because they don't taste like impending death anymore. If you're only getting 140 instead of 160 cwt per acre but sell 100 acres worth instead of 40,. its a win-win for both the customer and farmer.
My mother was in the boil them to death brigade, simply because her mother did it that way. Sliced in half, then roasted with garlic, bacon and olive oil.... oh my, they are wonderful.
Brussels sprouts are so often abused - the less you do to them, the more delicious they are!
I don't like them myself, but my wife says I make them the best. I boil them for 10 mins, drain them, slap a load (and I mean a load!) of salted butter on them while they're still hot, before transferring the to an oven disk for a nice swim in bacon fat and garlic (simple but effective). At Christmas I do a separate batch for my Sister (Vegetarian), roasted with pecans, walnuts, chestnuts, and cranberries. I also do Pickled sprouts for the evening.
Broiled Brussels sprouts are like a completely different food than the boiled garbages of my childhood.
My mom used to boil the s**t out of them. I hated them as a kid. Now, I cut them in half, cut bacon in small pieces, fry the bacon, then fry the sprouts in bacon fat. Delicious!
I will try them that way. I used to hate asparagus, until I tried it grilled with evoo, and little s& p.
Load More Replies...The best!!! Steamed with butter remains my favorite. But two weeks ago I made them with a Balsamic glaze.
Obviously wasn't a huge veggie fan until I started roasting veggies in the oven as an adult. Roasted carrots are so freaking good.
Learning how to roast vegetables was a game changer for me. I hated veggies growing up (mostly home-canned and boiled), but when I learned to roast fresh veggies, my world got a lot bigger.
Roasted sweet potato, carrots, parsnips, red onion, peppers and cherry tomatoes. Salt, pepper, olive oil. A little Cajun seasoning if you like it. Amazing.
Load More Replies...Roasted carrots are AWESOME!!! Try a little balsamic glaze on top!!!
I'm the opposite with carrots. Hate them cooked, the texture is all wrong.
Same. I love roasted veggies, but carrots are best raw
Load More Replies...Oh my god Idk how this was done but I had carrots roasted with some sort of seasoning (I think cinnamon and something else). Delicious
You might be surprised at what veggies can be roasted: tomatillos are surprisingly good, as are green tomatoes.
Ooh, now I'm going to have to try roasting tomatillos!
Load More Replies...Roasting cauliflower made it go from one of my least favorite veggies to one of my go to's. It's amazing how tasty things are when they aren't overcooked mush.
Do u finecut the cauli? seems like... tho i guess a lot of roasted.veg are.on the chunkie.side... wish i knew how.to bbq! maybe one of.those little.hibachi's.. Hmmm We do.have a porch...
Load More Replies...My family believed that ANY vegetable was not cook properly if it could not be mashed with a fork. I was in my 20's before I had a properly cooked vegetable.
Basically everything. My mother was a good person who loved her family, but she couldn't cook for s**t. EVERYTHING was boiled until it was grey, and the meat was dried to holy hell and the vegetables had the consistency of pudding. Her ONLY move in the kitchen was to put a (not even cleaned of connective tissue) hunk of whatever animal we were desecrating tonight for dinner in a 350 degree oven, in a roasting pan with too much water. OFTEN FOR THREE OR MORE HOURS. It never one time occurred to her to try lowering the heat or the cooking time, but she always complained that "white meat is dry". Yeah, because you basically scorched the s**t out of it!
I fired her from cooking duties at 14 and it was the best move I ever made. I'm no Michelin star chef, but I'll make you happy at my table.
My mother was a vegetarian. She was also a bad cook, even of vegetarian meals, but she cooked meat dishes for us but had a limited repertoire. She used to boil sausages-she would peel the sausage casing off leaving the sausage meat crumbling to pieces, and boil it in water to cook the fat out. We ended up with a sort of grey soup with crumbled pork mince. Roast beef was always roasted/broiled until it was completely grey-no hint of pink to be seen. Then she's complain about the price of a roasting joint and about how it had shrunk down to absolutely nothing. Liver and onions we had once a week (for the iron). She would chop onions into chunks, then balance slabs of liver on top, pour over water and put it in the oven to bake-it was like eating carpet underlay. We started cooking for ourselves aged 10-12. I dread to think of the amount of money she had wasted until then because she refused to look at a cook book despite everything she made being virtually inedible.
I'm a vegetarian; my partner is not. I have been permanently banned from cooking bacon because I always panic and over-cook it. I can deal with ground meat or slow-cooker meat, but anyone who wants bacon can cook it for themselves.
Load More Replies...It amazes me how some people seem to forget things like recipe's! U CAN learn to cook people! And kudos to OP for taking it over instead of just always complaining about the food
My brother is a professional chef, and I'm no slouch, either. We have our differences but we both agree that we learned how to cook for survival- Our mom did her best, and there are at least 2 dishes I really like and continue to cook, but thank God for the cooking classes in public school for teaching us how to cook better and how to shop for food. Thank you PBS for James Beard and Julia Child's programs that opened our eyes and palates . Thank you, Mrs Smith, my Home Ec teacher, for teaching us all how to sew and cook, 2 of the most basic skills everyone needs to know how to do.
Your mom tricked you into being the chef lol as a mother, I am going to try it now!!!
Lol it could work, but I don't think I could stand to eat horribly prepared food for 14 years until someone decides to take over!
Load More Replies...I'm both surprised and not surprised at the number of us who grew up this way. My mom is now 65 and she still can't cook. Her mom, my grandma whom we grew up with, was arguably the worst cook on Earth.
No, my mother was definitely the winner of that prize. She used to take a decent looking steak, bash the hell out of it until it was the size of a dinner plate and then put it in a really hot oven for TWO HOURS until it was well and truly cremated. When the steak went into the oven the veggies were put on the stove to boil. I actually looked forward to school lunches, they were so much better than home cooked food!
Load More Replies...Just gonna point out that the vast majority of these stories shared here say how their mother was a terrible cook and not a single one says anything about their father. Plenty of them continue on to speak on how they never had good food until they got married....(aka found another woman to perform the task for them.) Good on you for taking life skills into your own hands! Sorry that you had to suffer with bad food for years to do so though...that's truly a rough go. Everybody should have good food memories growing up rather than traumatic experiences.
Some friends of mine both learned to cook as 'self defense' from their mother whose favorite dish was Reservations.
Lovely you decided too cook instead of her <3 Cooking is a lot of work and for her it must have been very relieving not having to do it, especially since nobody (probably including herself) liked it.
Spinach. My dad would only eat canned spinach that was then boiled. Found out later that fresh spinach is a wonderfully flavorful green and is best either crisp, or cooked until slightly wilted.
Blanch spinach, toss with light seasoning and olive oil, and bake/fry/mix with pretty much anything.
Butter, garlic, spinach, salt and pepper, cream I could eat every day.
Load More Replies...Raw in place of lettuce in salad with beetroot leaves, kale, watercress and vinaigrette.
Any way spinach is not just for Popeye. Love me some spinach. It used to grow wild in vacant lot next door.
Pork chops and steaks were s**t until i realized they should not actually be prepared for use in the NHL. I love my mom dearly and for that, i must keep her out of the kitchen for her safety and that of the world.
In case anyone didn't get the humor here, the NHL is the (bi-)National Hockey League, which uses hard, rubber disks (pucks). Pardon the mansplaining if unnecessary, but I'm aware loads of people around here aren't from North America or Northern Europe.
Also, just realizing how odd it is that the National Hockey League went from being mostly Canadian to majority-American, but is the "national" hockey league.
Load More Replies...I was a teenager before I learned you were actually supposed to be able to chew meat.
National Hockey League, a shared sports league between Canada and the United States
Load More Replies...Some of us don't like to play the odds with underdone food, or like seeing it bleed for that matter. But it's personal preference.
My stepdad cooked all meat until it was pretty much black. I decided to be a vegetarian for awhile.
Of all the terrible food mom cooked to death, she actually did good with steak; we got it rare and she ate hers while she finished cooking ours (she like steak really, really rare like still kicking)
Vegetables. All of them basically, my mom would boil them to sludge every time.
I once had a school dinner - the carrot was so mushy. Ugh... To this day I don't eat cooked carrots
Load More Replies...One year, my dad got an instant pot for Christmas. The first time he tried to use it was to steam broccoli. It said something like 30 seconds, which he thought was weird, so he did two minutes. We now refer to this lovely dish as ‘broccoli porridge.’
Wow had no idea! i never did get that name... Now i do!
Load More Replies...As an adult I don't boil veggies EVER. I also never want to smell another canned vegetable as long as I live.
Same, my stepmother is extremely health conscious and we only had vegetables steamed or boiled with zero fats or seasoning. Ironically, everything came from a can, though.
Does she not know that you need some amount of fats, salts, etc. to stay healthy??
Load More Replies...I grew up on microwaved veggies. I still can't stand some things because they give me a flashback to the mushy tasteless version that my mom always prepared.
I hate, and will refuse to eat any vegetable that's been cooked into a mush or slime. I need the crack of crisp in my veggies!
Listened to a great cooking show and a caller asked how long to steam veggies. The famous chef said “why would you ever steam a vegetable”. And I agree.
Pot roast, I hated how dry and flavorless it was. I actually wrote an essay about it in my English class. The teacher showed it to my mom and she changed up her recipe lol
Loved my moms pot roasts. The meat, potatoes, veggies (and to this day I don't like cooked veggies as a rule) were delicious but I loved the sauce/broth. Broth on bread was heaven.
My mom makes a great Mississippi Pot Roast. An all you do is put a pot roast in the crock pot with a bunch of carrots and potatoes and the add a ranch seasoning mix, an aujus packet(i believe) and a jar of pepperoncini's and it comes out great
"Mayo" Didn't realize there was a difference between Miracle Whip and Mayo and my Mom only bought Miracle Whip.
Miracle Whip: too sweet for savory dishes, not sweet enough for desserts.
One of my pet peeves is when you go to a diner or deli and ask for a sandwich with mayo and they put Miracle Whip on it instead.
Load More Replies...I love Miracle Whip. (so. I get a notification that this got an upvote. I come to look, and it's a 0. so someone downvotes my opinion? I thought at bp people aren't supposed to downvote w***y-nilly? Is this becoming 4-chan? Reddit? wtf, bp'r? Did you forget to take your meds this morning?)
When I had my own household i bought Hellmann's Mayo. Hate anything like Miricle Whip. Tastes nasty. Love my Hellmann's.
MW is for salads only. As a dip it always should me tasty yellowish mayo.
I thought i preferred miracle whip until i had real mayo at a restaurant, the yellowish good mayo! Mmm. I recently discovered that it's better than butter on a grilled cheese too, used very thinly. I was out of butter and didn't realize it til pan was already heated and had read about subbing mayo. It makes the bread crispier and somehow tastes more buttery than butter! Keep temp med-low.
Duke's mayo all the way for the win. Miracle Whip should be banned as inhumane.
So people should only be able to buy foods you like. I much prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. My wife hates but I can drive, when I run out I go to the store and buy more.
Load More Replies...Me, British, looking up Miracle Whip: oh god it's salad cream's evil-er cousin.
My mom only bought mayo. I hated it. I was so happy when I was introduced to Miracle Whip by a friend's mother. Still hate mayo. Miracle Whip adds a zest to egg salad, tuna salad, chicken salad and so much more. It is great on a sandwich. I thank that friend's mom evert time I sub MW in for that disgusting bland mayo.
I prefer Miracle Whip for sandwiches, but I only lightly sauce anything anyways. I'm not a "make it swim" person.
Daughter of depression era parents here: grew up with a lot of canned/tinned vegetables. Jesus, canned asparagus is tough, sinewy and slimy all at the same time. Freshly steamed with a pat of butter is amazing! Even now when I mention it's one of our favourites, my older relatives gasp and say "you buy it out of season?" like we're billionaires.
My folks would over-steam asparagus so it would be mushy (still liked it, that's just how all veggies were cooked). Home Ec in high school and learning about 'crisp-tender' veggies changed my family's meals drastically.
I'm weird I actually like my asparagus not crisp. Let soak in soy sauce and some garlic and roast the c**p out of it over high heat so it's got some nice roasted parts but not crisp
Load More Replies...I buy frozen vegetables without pause, as most of them are picked and frozen right away, so flavor- wise they are pretty good. (Frozen cauliflower and broccoli are amazing for soup). But I will never buy canned veggies ever. My mother bought canned green beans and canned mushrooms, and I loath them intensely. The flavor between fresh and canned is completely different.
Absolutely agree. We ate mostly canned growing up, and I hated it. Found out when eating at a friend's house that I liked those veggies more because they were frozen. Now that I'm an adult I buy fresh whenever possible
Load More Replies...I hated beets growing up because they came from a can. The first time I tasted fresh, roasted, and seasoned beets was a total revelation. Now they're one of my favorite veggies, either roasted or shredded and made into a crispy beet pancake (my husband's favorite).
Hmm. I've always thought I didn't like beets, but now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've ever had them outside of canned & pickled. Maybe I should roast fresh ones and give them another shot
Load More Replies...Asparagus - a little sea salt, olive oil and broil. Top with FRESH Parmigiano cheese. Even my kids love it. But fresh, never canned! Ew
Not only did my grandma only buy canned veg, she also went on to boil it on the stove or in the microwave too. It was horrible. Fresh asparagus is so good. Grilled some just the other day. 👌🤤
Meatloaf. My parents were in love with a specific **teriyaki** sauce they bought in 2 gallon jugs from Costco and drowned an otherwise plain lump of ground beef with and called that a teriyaki glazed meatloaf... it oughta be a crime.
Flash forward to my seasoned beef/pork mix with italian herbs, parmesan, and just the right amount of a sweet/spicy tomato glaze and it's just a different world we live in.
I adore leftover cold meatloaf sandwiches with a sharp Cheddar and whole grain mustard.
I grew up in a home with a limited budget and a largish family to feed. We had meatloaf once a week and I didn't like it. Mom's "meatloaf" is actually 1 lb ground meat and 3 cups of oatmeal. Its essentially meat flavored savory oatmeal cookies. She found the recipe on the back of a can of Quaker Oats. Its supposed to be 2 lb of meat and 3/4 cups of oats but she adjusted the recipe because oatmeal is cheaper than meat.
1770 barefoot Contessa is the best meatloaf I've ever had. Garlic butter drizzle sauce is amazing
Dang, that sounds yumm and much better than the catsup covered salty pile o meat I grew up with.
I can’t deal with Ketchup on meatloaf. I can’t deal with Ketchup on anything.
Weirdly, meatloaf is about the only thing I eat with ketchup (tomato sauce)
Load More Replies...My family would just slap ketchup on top of the slab of ground meat. I HATED it! It was gag worthy. Then my sister started making us hers; Hamburger with salt, pepper, garlic, Worcestershire sauce, ai1 sauce, and red onions mixed in, along with an egg and crushed ritz crackers. Then bake and top with a half ketchup, half bbq sauce mix with a little bit of the Worcestershire and a1 and bake again 4 a few mins. I LOVE it!
Actually teriyaki meatloaf sounds b pretty good. Of course not drowned or wild it be drunk teriyaki meatloaf. That's just too much. Teriyaki Glazed chicken meatloaf? my mind will continue to ponder various ideas. I like find new ways to jazz up a meatloaf.
Turns out Lasagna is much better than nasty burnt Stouffers.
People are going to attack me for this, but I really don’t like lasagna.
I get you. Though don't stand too close to me because I also don't like ice cream. I imagine that makes me much less popular. [So, my popularity of naught friends must might now be in the negatives 🤔😬]
Load More Replies...My late mother taught me how to make not only lasagna but also spaghetti sauce. I thank G'd for that every time I do!
I do not only share the hatred of mondays, and the love of sleeping, with Garfield... Lasagna is also my favorite food!!!
Lasagna is good but not with goat cheese. I've hated it since I was a kid
A good lasagna would be freshly prepared. Anyone who does it normally does it out of love. Either they love making it for people to enjoy or the love the people who will enjoy it. Either way they try to make it the best way.
Mashed potatoes. My mom didn't belive in butter.
When I was about 14 years old, I volunteered to bring mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving, and my mother thought I was crazy. I had eaten mashed potatoes at a friend's house and they were amazing. I asked her mom to teach me how she made them. Mrs. McCune used butter and cream. AMAZING. I guess because of growing up poor, milk, butter, and cream were tings too dear to be wasted in a dish like potatoes. The mashed potatoes were a hit and I was asked to make them every year after that. I have tweaked my recipe over the years, and I still asked to bring them to every single family gathering.
I just used a Jamie Oliver recipe that included mashed potatoes, which were done in the food processor, and he didn't add butter. I was surprised that they actually were okay. Still wouldn't do it normally though.
Load More Replies...HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MASHED POTATOES WITHOUT BUTTER!? That’s like having Mac without Cheese!
Adding some nutmeg along with the cream and butter is good too. If you're doing mashed potato for shepherd's pie, fish pie, or cottage pie, add egg yolks. You have to wait for the potatoes to cool a good bit before you mash in the egg, otherwise it cooks in lumps and you want it dispersed throughout, so its best to use it when you're topping something with mash and re-baking it for a bit. It makes them beautifully creamy and is even better if you sprinkle shredded cheese on top before baking.
Egg yolks make everything better. That's why God made Lipitor.
Load More Replies...I feel this. My mother banned butter, any fats, and salt. We had 3 different Xmas roasts and they all tasted like a dish sponge.
Laughing at "tasted like a dish sponge".. I think I've had that dish
Load More Replies...Try them with a sour cream and chive or onion dip instead of milk/cream but still with butter because butter makes everything better.
In the late 70s and through the 80s, real butter and eggs were ferociously demonized. Using margarine was a thing you did through a smug grin back in the day, up on your high horse. So gross because, yes, I can 100% believe it's not butter.
Spaghetti.
Parents would always cook it untill it was mushy.
Al dente pasta is **amazing**
Though what counts as "over"cooked can vary from person to person.
Load More Replies...It depends of your definition of "al dente"... the italian "al dente" is a little too hard for me, I actually prefer my pasta a little softer than "al dente"... once I bought a super expensive pack of "italian pasta" (it was "Made in Italy") and I had to boil it for over an hour for it not to be too hard, and even then I didn't like it, it was still too hard for my taste...
Unless of course you're the only one eating and you don't care.
Load More Replies...It took me being in college to like spaghetti. Turns out if you make the sauce from scratch it's awesome. However, old fashioned "Southern" spaghetti that's basically catsup with a light dusting of oregano is pretty darned nasty.
Best spaghetti I ever had was up in the dolomites mountains in italy. Up near one of the best ski slopes, a restaurant there. A lovely mound of pasta, very little gravy, a pat of burro (real butter). Never thought so little of an amount of gravy could taste that good to the very last bite let alone cover the pasta. I have been craving that taste ever since.
if you try some think different add a jar small green olives and black olives chopped! and whole wheat pasta diff texture
Mom's spaghetti was always greasy. I think its because she cooked the meat then added the sauce. Apparently you're supposed to cook them at the same time.
Scrambled eggs. My mother always insisted they have to be “runny”, meaning an eggy puddle with tiny ‘curds’ of solid egg. It looked and tasted like vomit.
She takes it personally that I now cook them differently. Like, it *infuriates* her that I do it “the wrong way”.
I don't like them "runny," but they should be dry and congealed like that photo. Soft, still moist curds is the way.
I just throw them in the microwave, when they explode you know they are done. Spatula them off the inside onto hygrade polystyrene plates
I just laughed and vomited a little at the same time. Thanks. 😂
Load More Replies...It sounds like she was making French style scrambled eggs-they are cooked over a very low heat and are more like custard and semi-liquid with little curds in. I don't find the texture pleasurable at all.
I watched an episode of America's Test Kitchen where they made french scrambled eggs and thought they looked disgusting.
Load More Replies...My mother makes devine scrambled eggs. I can cook any breakfast dish, simple eggs to eggs benedict to chilaquiles but for the love of everything I cannot duplicate her eggs and it's not fair.
Try cracking them straight into pan, only slowly stirring them together after the bottom is starting to solidify. That's the secret to my scrambled eggs and amongst my friends and family I'm known to make *the best* scrambled eggs. It's bc i don't mix ahead of time!;
Load More Replies...my mom would overcook them so much. she would scramble them in a bowl (btw she was cooking for 5 people so it was a lot of eggs) and just let it sit in the pan. then when the whole thing was cooked through, she would cut it into 5 chunks and give each person one. it was gross, overcooked on the bottom but slightly runny on the top. she wouldnt put salt or pepper on them. when i was like 10 i refused to let her cook my breakfast so i got good at making fluffy scrambled eggs and now i love them. i (easily) convinced my siblings that mine were better. but then they forced me to make their breakfasts lol. my mom still makes them terribly.
Eek! I thought my sis's rubbery eggs were bad!.this sounds worse!
Load More Replies...In the college cafeteria, the liquidy eggs were the ones you wanted. Bonus points if they were the cheese eggs. A pan that looked dry had been sitting too long under the heat lamp and was guaranteed disgusting.
"Did your grandma screw up scrambled eggs too, Cassi?" God yes. She would add milk to them and no seasoning until after they were cooked. It was disgusting. She also LOVED using powdered government eggs because they would mix "perfectly" to her. Powdered eggs should only ever be used in baking... Ever....
I was exactly the opposite. I don't like stiff overdone scrambled eggs. I want them to slide if you tip the plate. My mother could not make my eggs or be at the table when I are the ones I made. It made her sick. Still make them that way, often with veggies folded in, 4 ir mire times a week.At restaurants I order sunny side up eggs because no cook makes them right - a chef has a few times.
I feel very passionate about this one. I downright REFUSE to eat over cooked eggs 😂
A lot of food. My parents were the typical white parents who didn't believe in spices or seasonings. Just throw a burger on the grill or make noodles, etc.
Grew and learned to cook on my own and my palate didn't know what to do with all the amazing flavors the world had to offer.
Bland food is like a monotone hum in the background, you can live with it, even ignore it, but it still makes life less than. Over spiced food is a loud horrible noise, so overwhelming you can't appreciate anything through it. Poorly spiced food you can hear the music but one or more discordant orover loud/soft notes ruin the experience. Properly spiced food can be anything from the softest mild music, each note supporting and bringing out the shy flavors that otherwise would be bland, to a spicy rock band to any music you can dream of, satisfying and fulfilling.
This is so beautifully said!!!!!! I would never be able to find the words to explain seasoning like you just did. It's so spot on perfect!
Load More Replies...The only seasoning (beside salt & pepper on the table) that my mother ever used was celery salt. Only. And LIGHTLY seasoned at that. Fine for some dishes, but not everything. Married a man who knows how to properly prepare & cook amazingly! A whole new world!
I hope you mean typical bland people of the Midwest 40s, 50s and 60s and not just "white" people ???
I've heard the phrase "This has too much flavor!" More than anyone ever should (which is 0 times if you're asking me).
Wait… were they the people that thought salt counts as all the seasoning?
Lasagna and Cheesecakes.... my mom made both with cottage cheese to save money. Once I lived on my own I discovered ricotta and cream cheese.
Were you in the Midwest? My mother and many others did the same thing. What a difference when I moved to the East Coast.😊
i don't think it's a geographic thing...i think it's a money vs. little money thing...i've met people from various parts of the country who make this substitution...it's the same things as substituting margarine for butter
Load More Replies...Now to be fair to OP's mother, this was a poverty thing, not a bad cook thing!
I was about 30 when I discovered lasagna was supposed to be made with ricotta. I like it but I like my mom's cottage cheese version better. Just that bit of home
I grew up with cottage cheese in lasagna because that's how my mom makes it and, I agree, it's the best! Now, as an adult, I make it the same way, and everyone seems to love it. I tried making it with just ricotta once and it was too dry! I've learned, though, that mixing some ricotta in WITH the cottage cheese is really good. Gives it more structure without completely drying it out.
Load More Replies...Lasagna is made with mozzarella cheese, not ricotta (but you can use whatever you want to be honest). It's layers of pasta, ragù sauce, besciamelle sauce, shredded mozzarella and grated Parmigiano cheese on top to create that lovely crust. I cook a vegetarian version with pesto instead of ragù. The combinations are infinite.
I thought u spelled bechamelle (?) funny but realized that might be italian version?
Load More Replies...I'm Italian and I could not believe people used cottage cheese! Ewwwww!
"Your grandma screw these up too, Cassi?" Oh, of course! She only ever bought the no bake cheesecake flavored jello, but she would somehow always mix it wrong so it never seemed to set right. So, imagine refrigerator cheesecake, but also runny.
I believe she'd buy a too large premade crust and then just fill it up with water to get the one package to fill it out. Yes, it was terrible. She would do the same to any and pudding pies as well.
Load More Replies...I still use cottage cheese in my lasagna, I just mix half cottage cheese and half ricotta. Keeps it from drying out.
I'm from the Midwest, and my mom always used a 50/50 mixture of cottage cheese and parmesan. Tastes just fine as a cheaper alternative for ricotta. Just cottage cheese probably wouldn't have enough flavor though.
Mac and cheese. My mom only made the boxed stuff. I never knew anything different until I got married and my wife made some homemade for dinner. Game changer.
I only prepared home made macaroni and cheese for my son. He tried Kraft boxed at a friend's and preferred it! Devastated, I prepared mine for a chef friend who stated it was delicious. My son, now a fantastic cook, told me he liked boxed because it was a novelty!🤣
I like boxed because it’s nostalgic for me, I know the home made is better, but I will always prefer boxed
Load More Replies...I once made a pot of real mac n cheese for my son's birthday. His friend ate so much that he actually had to go to the hospital for constipation a few days later. Don't worry, a little laxative and he was fine. In my defense I served it with vegetables he refused to eat.
I didn't have the boxed stuff until college. It was a horrifying experience. With that said, I kind of think that the people who like it are such big fans because it's a nostalgic thing.
I've made it from scratch before, and it was nice, but I need a better recipe, I think, cause it wasn't as good as if I took the boxed stuff and doctored the gehenna out of it. But I also put pepper in the butter and cook it till it's fragrant, then add the milk and mix slowly with a whisk, then add real cheese. So at some point it's basically homemade, I guess.
I liked Kraft mac and cheese. I don't think I tried any other box cheese. Many years ago a married friend made home made mac and cheese. Wasn't bad but still preferred Kraft mac and cheese. To lazy to try to look up and make home made mac and cheese. Pretty sure there are very good recipes out there for mac and cheese.
This is clearly an American dish as I have never had this ever. The closest I got to cheese sauce with anything was with boiled Cauliflowers(or Ghost Broccoli as I've heard someone call it once) but never with pasta. Mom made tomato and garlic sauce for pasta.
Boxed Mac 'n' cheez is a travesty and should be avoided at all costs.
Risotto
My mom just cooked the rice in water, then fried some ground beef without any flavoring and just combined the two with some frozen vegetables. I grew up thinking risotto would be the most tastless food ever..
Until a friend of mine showed me how he first fries the rice with butter and slowly adds consomme-wine mix to the rice and finishes with some pan-fried chicken and parmesan cheese. It blew my mind completely!
it sounds like what your mom made wasn't risotto, just boring fried rice....
Rissotto wasn't even a dish my grandmother ever even attempted. Too much "work" apparently. Thank God, because it is one of my favorites to make. So good.
So, I guess that's the one thing on this list she didn't ruin for me! Alright! We found the one thing! This and curries because she didn't like them, despite there being literally dozens to try. Turmeric had too much flavor. Yep.
Load More Replies...My mom makes it properly and fancy, but I still think it’s gross lol
Risotto cakes in chicken stock stuffed with goat cheese and a white whine cream sauce drizzled over it
Once, I made too much rice for lunch and there were leftovers for dinner... I sautéed some vegetables I had in my fridge in a large pan, added the rice and some random seasonings... it was so amazing I put it in a container and I drove to my girlfriend's house just so she could taste it... when I said to her why I came she said she already had dinner and didn't want to eat anything else... I begged that she at least tried it... we end up fight for it... the sad part is that I don't remember what ingredients I used, so the recipe is lost...
It's the dish that destroys every cooking show contestant.
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hated raw tomatoes
realized that all they were missing was salt, pepper, some toast and a lil mayo. Now I'm obsessed.
The type of tomato makes a big difference. Tomatoes from a grocery store (at least in my area) taste like if La Croix made tomatoes. Fresh from a garden is best, whatever type you get.
Execs at La Croix preparing to launch an exciting new flavor that no one asked for.
Load More Replies...I ran across a salad recipe in a French cookbook almost 50 years ago that I love to this day. Mince perfectly ripe tomatoes and celery. Combine with mayo, salt, and pepper. Voilá. Over the years, it has evolved to include minced green onions, minced radishes. Occasionally add avocado. Occasionally add peeled, seeded minced cucumber.
100% agree. If you have soft white bread instead of toast, bonus points!
"Even tomatoes, Cassi? How could she screw up tomatoes??!" So grandma would take underripe hothouse store tomatoes, thick cut them, arrange them on a plate, then plaster them with mayonnaise, then add so much salt you could SEE it on top, then liberally toss pre crushed stale black pepper. More finger sucking ensued. Pan tossing grape tomatoes with a little oil just until they burst is heavenly.
My grandmother used to make a salad that was just tomatoes and cucumber, cut up, drenched in mayo, with a little black pepper. I couldn't stand it. Now I make my own, leave out the mayo, add avocado, cilantro, sea salt, and a splash of lime juice.
Living in Alaska I hated tomatoes, they were mushy and tasteless. Then we started growing our own! Mom had to keep an eye on me. If I had a shaker of salt, she knew I was headed to the tomato patch!
Cauliflower! Turns out, I hated steamed or boiled cauliflower. I love love love it roasted. I liked most veggies growing up - except that one.
Same with broccoli. Boiled it's just passable, but roasted it's a delight
My mom used to roast cauliflower with olive oil and herbs, and put it in a big Tupperware for the rest of the week. It was FANTASTIC.
It is also a great snack prepared in an air fryer. Toss it with a bit of oil and salt then place in air fryer being sure to shake every three minutes. Sooo yummy .
Pan-friwd with butter or decent olive oil, parmesan and breadcrumb mix...
Peas. I only had the canned ones that taste like c**p, while fresh ones are green, tasty and sweet.
I don't think I've ever had fresh peas, only frozen. The frozen ones are pretty tasty but now I'm wondering what fresh peas are like.
Fresh snow peas are as sweet as mild candy. I could eat them all day long and I'm a sugar fiend. Raw is best!
Load More Replies...So I was forced (and I do mean forced) to eat peas as a child. Every single time they'd make me vomit afterwards. Like, intense, whole stomach emptying projectile vomit. Nothing beating me couldn't fix apparently. Yeah, so I'm allergic to peas. Very allergic.
Yeah, a Lot of ppl became "allergic" to all sorts of things last generation. I only had 1 main rule raising my son, try something first. If you don't like it fair enough, but try it first.
Load More Replies...If you need to use canned, rinse them first, that helps with some of the flavor, and don't cook them as long. They're already cooked some from the pasteurization process.
Actually, I really love the canned ones. I don't like the frozen ones. And I never seen fresh in stores.
One year when we were small, our Dad refused to grow peas again. He said the birds had ruined his last crop. Years went by before we confessed that we three had eaten them all. Raw peas off the vine are the best. Sorry Dad. 😇
Everything. My mother could burn a tossed salad.
My mother-in-law microwaves her lettuce before putting it in a salad. Because otherwise it's too cold, apparently.
Load More Replies...It's weaponized incompetence. Wether it's men or women, some people just don't want to cook. They hate it. So no matter how able they would be, if they'd put a little effort into it, they'll find the most creative ways to botch it. Even when it means making it more complicated. I had a friend who's mom didn't like cooking, so all they ever ate was soup, because she could do that and make it taste good with least effort. But at least she didn't torture her family with nasty stuff. Her oldest son had finally enough and took cooking lessons. The whole family excused him from all chores, just so they never had to eat soup again. The soup wasn't nasty, but they just had enough
My mom was legally blind. Got a snail in my salad once. Excused myself and went to McDonald's. My mom was a lousy cook. Everything had Campbell's soup in her recipes (grew up in the 70s).
"Your grandma mess up salad too, Cass? Really? Come on!" Oh yes. Every salad had to be DROWNING in dressing. I mean literally floating. Think raw vegetable soup. She'd mix it with her hands and suck her fingers while doing it too. Horrible.
And yes, I mean leaf lettuce salad. Noodle and bean salads were treated the same though. I have misaphonia for the sound of finger sucking.
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I hated cranberries for most of my life because all I ever had was canned cranberry jelly. Then. A friend of mine had a friendsgiving and someone brought homemade cranberry sauce and it changed everything
Homemade cranberry sauce is delicious. I make it with pulpy OJ and it's almost like a chutney and so good.
And it's so freaking easy to make! I use the plainest of recipes (sugar, water, cranberries) and it still tastes fantastic. My sister also gave me a recipe for cranberry pie; it tastes almost like a very tart cherry pie, so good...
Load More Replies...I have a nostalgic spot in my heart for cranberry jelly at Thanksgiving. Its sitting on the plate in the shape of the can it slurped out of and you take a slice. Sure its disgusting but it tastes of love.
I admit I have a soft spot for canned cranberry jelly. It was the only thing at Thanksgiving grandma couldn't screw up. I took over making Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners at 13. I regret not doing it sooner. Yes, the entire meals for at least 20 people until I moved out at 17.
i cannot eat cranberries as it affects some of my prescribed medications
Cranberry jelly and sauce are totally different, as I discovered in my 20s
BBQ - didn’t realize how good BBQ could be until I moved to Texas. In Ohio, BBQ it meant smothering A1 sauce on bland meat.
Most mustard based stuff. Mustard on a McDonalds burger, disgusting. Mustard in a stew or on a properly prepared Chicago dog - awesome
I didn't start to appreciate mustard until I started tasting all the varieties that weren't the yellow mustard you'd put on a hot dog. I've since leaned to like yellow mustard as well in the right context.
The only yellow mustard I like is English Mustard, preferably Colmans. Too much can burn your mouth though! 😂
Load More Replies...I've never had one. I'm a spicy ground mustard and sauerkraut and nothing else on a hotdog type of person but I'd be willing to give it a try if I ever have to go to Chicago.
Load More Replies...A1 sauce is gross and I don't understand why you'd use it on meat. I want to TASTE THE MEAT, dang it!
Did you know that yellow mustard, they have to add yellow coloring to make yellow mustard. The seeds that they make mustard from are brownish color, they have to add yellow coloring to make it yellow.
My experience of BBQ until quite recently was like the Mary Whitehouse Sketch regarding BBQ where a lump of burnt half frozen chicken is considered Haute Cuisine.
Unfortunately allergic to mustard too. My treatment for it was exactly the same as it was for peas, but at least not many people expect you to eat a large side of mustard with most dinners...
I can't stand 'American Style' mustard! Get that proper Colemans English mustard, then we'll talk (after eating of course).
Liver and onions. Bear with me please lol. My mom was a great cook, made international recipes, the whole 9. But when she made liver and onions, you were eating a hockey puck. Cooked it to DEATH. Fast forward to pregnant me living with my sister in law who made it one night and OMG it was amazing, tender and flavorful, perfectly spiced. I miss it. I never got her recipe 😞
I can't get past that liver flavor. Ugh. My dad loves it so occasionally my mother would get fresh from the butcher calves liver, but it's still got that liver flavor. No thanks.
Try lambs liver and soak it in milk for a few hours before hand. It has a milder taste
Load More Replies...Wait, isn't liver something you should not eat while pregnant? (Genuinely asking, maybe it's just a myth I have in my head)
Myth. Also, liver is high in iron. We need iron to create red blood cells. More iron is necessary during pregnancy for the fetus and placenta.
Load More Replies...Can't bring myself to eat anything that something else used to strain bodily fluids through, digest, breath or think with.
Load More Replies...I used to hate liver when I was a kid. Mom would cook it until it was shoe leather, then serve it with canned spinach. Yuck! Now, I love it. I cook it until it's just pink in the middle, add some onions, maybe some bacon and apples. Yum! Forget the canned spinach, though. Can't abide the stuff.
As it drained on a paper towel, my brother would slice off thin strips of it and down it raw
Any salad. Turns out, I don't like vinaigrette. I don't know how everyone likes it, I must be the weird one.
I have to have dressing on my salad, even if it’s just olive oil and vinegar, I can’t do a plain salad.
Load More Replies...You need to try some other salad dressings. I was a nekkid salad person until I tried ranch dressing. I love that stuff. I could eat it by the spoonful.
I like my ranch with a little bit of lettuce for roughage.
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Turns out the bun can make or break a hamburger. My mom used to always prepare them with these wheat buns, so I used to never like hamburgers. Took me a few years to realize they’re really really good with a more standard sesame, brioche, or potato bun. One of my favorite foods nowadays
Blech. Why would I want a sweet bun for my burger? You might as well stick it inside a cupcake.
Load More Replies...I just wonder it it tastes like the blue in scooper man ice cream.
Load More Replies...Also wondering what in the holy hamburger is in this blasphemous picture
Load More Replies...Sorry but I disagree with this one.In my opinion hamburger should be the star of the hamburger sandwich. The bun is just a way to hold it. I also don't like so much junk piled on it that I need to dislocate my jaw like a snake.
A place called The Prime Burger in NYC (now closed) had waiters that dressed in button down jackets and some of the tables had swivel trays. I ordered what I thought would be a classic burger meal - fries, chips, pickles on the side. The waiter brought me a single burger and bun on a saucer, no condiments or sides and he served it with a flourish like I was the Queen of England. I went back on the day they were closing and they’d run out of buns, so they served me a burger on two slices of toasted bread. Really miss that place. 😂
Load More Replies...Who chose this picture to go with this anecdote? Those aren't even hamburgers! Is it because they're dyed? That doesn't change the flavor, you know! Why not just show a dry, crumbly bun? Anyways, yes, the bun can make a big difference. Also how long the burger was cooked. "Your grandma screw those up too?" And how! She'd add instant rice and raw onions to the hamburger meat. The meat was not otherwise seasoned until after being cooked into hockey pucks. This is also how she made meatballs.
Mushrooms.
My mom forced me to eat cream of mushroom soup one time and I threw up after eating it. For the longest time I associated mushrooms with that and so I avoided them until I got to college and discovered that they are actually really good.
When I was in high school, a friend of my mother's introduced us to mushrooms floured and sauteed in generous amounts of butter until brown and crisp. So delicious.
Especially those regular old white mushrooms. Butter and salt all u need.... Heat source. Always my favorite growing up after moving to my mom's around 11yo. I should make them myself more.
Load More Replies...I’ve had fresh chanterelles once in my life, picked them myself at some park. Wiped out my wallet but 1000% worth it! Edit: you had to pay to forage I’m just now realizing that that didn’t make much sense.
I love most mushrooms. They just have such deep, amazing flavors. My grandma despised mushrooms, even canned ones. If I ever dared to bring any into our house, even cream of mushroom soup, she would harangue me about it, following me around the house and relentlessly telling me how disgusting I was. Yes, really.
Blech. No matter what food I'm eating, if there are mushrooms in it, I'll know and automatically spit them out.
Mom loved morel mushrooms. We used to go hunting every season and find batches of them. I was moms secret weapon for I always found the most. I would never eat them. As a child it was kind of gross. Animals peed there. As I grew up it was because mom loved them so much I didn't want to deprive her of one extra bite. Mom died a while back. I eat mushrooms now but still don't eat morels. Those are only for mom.
Chili— it was watery, bland and had very few beans and had spaghetti noodles in it (apparently that’s a southern US thing). It was a bowl of boring to me.
How do you start a riot in Cincinnati... announce very loudly that REAL chili has beans and zero nutmeg!
Load More Replies...That is not a southern thing to my knowledge. Hell, in Texas they give you the stink eye if you put beans in...
Correct but it's much better with beans and perfect for winter. You will not change my opinion fellow Texans..
Load More Replies...I'm thinking this is a Midwest thing. I've seen some people use noodles in chili in Indiana but my Southern grandma would never!
Diced raw onion on top, with or without pasta!!!!
Load More Replies...sure and you'd never serve chili over rice i imagine...and you'd be mistaken there, too. good chili is good alone, over any noodles not just spaghetti, over rice, with crackers, with fritios....i mean jesus, purists are missing possibilities for good eats here. me? i like good eats, and there's nothing wrong with being frugal....you add breadcrumbs to meatloaf *as an extender*, no?
Load More Replies...My mom added small shells, so that's how I make it, too.
Load More Replies...I live n the south and I have NEVER heard of anyone adding noodles to chili. 🤮
I'm from Oklahoma and I assure you, there are no noodles in chili. Best chili is with venison,several varieties of beans, sauteed onions, mushrooms, bells and garlic. Chili powder, smoked paprika, oregano, basil, salt and pepper. To with black olives or cheddar or oyster crackers if desired.
Sister Sooner here. I prefer chili without beans, but I know others disagree and make awesome chili with beans included. Mushrooms however, I have never encountered in chili.
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Eggplant. Pan fried it was nasty and then I traumatized myself by getting rid of it by burying it in the flower bed by the front door and all the flowers died. Husband uses like a pancake batter and it's great
I love eggplant, especially szechuan (spelling?) style and baba ganoush.
Try Imam Bayaldi - Turkish style stuffed and roasted. It's amazing! The name translates to something like "the Imam fainted" because it's so delicious. https://vidarbergum.com/recipe/imam-bayildi-turkish-stuffed-aubergines/
Load More Replies...I wasn't a fan the first few times I had it. Turns out it was undercooked, so it still had that weird spongy texture. Thai and Indian food turned around my attitude towards eggplant. Now I eat it all the time
Best eggplant dish I had was an original eggplant parmigiana from Mrs Parma's in Melbourne, and it was gluten free too!
Make sure you get the ones you don't have to soak first. Slice in rounds, dip in beaten egg, then dip in flour mixed with pepper, mustard etc and fry.
A lot of people under cook eggplant, so that it's still kind of woody and bitter. When fully cooked, eggplant is soft and sweet.
Yuca, I had had it boiled and it was one of the worst things I ever had. I found a place that serves it fried and now I like eating it.
Yesss! Fried mandioca ftw! Super easy to do, you have to boil/steam it until slightly cooked. Drain it/ pat it dry, let it cool down and then fry. Yum!
Season your water with salt, bay leaves, and garlic. Boil the yucca until tender. Fry them on medium heat until you get a crispy exterior. Crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside.
my mom would overcook them so much. she would scramble them in a bowl (btw she was cooking for 5 people so it was a lot of eggs) and just let it sit in the pan. then when the whole thing was cooked through, she would cut it into 5 chunks and give each person one. it was gross, overcooked on the bottom but slightly runny on the top. she wouldnt put salt or pepper on them. when i was like 10 i refused to let her cook my breakfast so i got good at making fluffy scrambled eggs and now i love them. i (easily) convinced my siblings that mine were better. but then they forced me to make their breakfasts lol. my mom still makes them terribly.
My mother would deep fry oysters from time to time. I always hated them. So chewy and grainy. Finally took the plunge one day and had a fried oyster sandwich out at a seafood restaurant after I told the waitress of my oyster experience. "We're going to change all that." She delivered. Those oysters were cooked perfectly! I love oysters now. Gave the waitress and the cook a big tip!
My mum used to overcook chicken so I always thought it was a really dry meat. I've found out otherwise since but I still don't like trying to find the line between dry chicken and salmonella poisoning
A digital meat thermometer has helped me so much with this issue, just a suggestion!
Load More Replies...Lamb. Mom always cooked it until brown. Now I love a medium rack of lamb, or saddle, or chops, or butterflied leg...
Good to see Okra is not on this list. That s**t is straight out of Satan's a*****e.
"So Cassi, it sounds like your grandma really was the world's worst cook. What was the most disgusting thing she made if it wasn't listed?" Believe it or not, it wasn't. So grandma grew up in WW2 and she learned to make a dish called S.O.S. In theory it is a corned beef in a cream sauce dish, served over thick toast. You're supposed to soak the salt out if the corned beef before you add it to the cream sauce. Grandma felt this step was unnecessary. So, she'd basically serve us flour paste full of salt chunks absolutely blasted with stale pepper and entirely untoasted bread slices. If you let it sit for more than 5 minutes it congealed into a block on your plate. Absolutely horrible. And you had damn well better eat it within that 5 minute window or your beating was imminent.
Oh yeah, the cream sauce was two cans of cream of chicken soup, a gallon of skim milk, and however much flour and starch it took to turn it into a paste.
Load More Replies...Cornbeef hash. ..it wasn't until having dinner at a friend's house that I realised Cornbeef hash isn't supposed to consist of tinned Cornbeef mixed with packet mash! There was fresh beef and actual potatoes and other veg!!
The ones that blame on bad cooking skills what was a monetary issue are not fair. With the best, freshest ingredients, everything tastes better.
My mom was a horrible cook. Luckily we lived with my grandmother. She was amazing.
Pretty much everything my grandmother cooked. Everything was either too greasy or overcooked... and badly seasoned to boot. I was 14 or 15 when I realized, that stew hasn't to be "mushy" at all... (we had cooking lessons in school). It got way better, when my mom finally "took over the kitchen"... she knew what she was doing.
my mom would overcook them so much. she would scramble them in a bowl (btw she was cooking for 5 people so it was a lot of eggs) and just let it sit in the pan. then when the whole thing was cooked through, she would cut it into 5 chunks and give each person one. it was gross, overcooked on the bottom but slightly runny on the top. she wouldnt put salt or pepper on them. when i was like 10 i refused to let her cook my breakfast so i got good at making fluffy scrambled eggs and now i love them. i (easily) convinced my siblings that mine were better. but then they forced me to make their breakfasts lol. my mom still makes them terribly.
My mother would deep fry oysters from time to time. I always hated them. So chewy and grainy. Finally took the plunge one day and had a fried oyster sandwich out at a seafood restaurant after I told the waitress of my oyster experience. "We're going to change all that." She delivered. Those oysters were cooked perfectly! I love oysters now. Gave the waitress and the cook a big tip!
My mum used to overcook chicken so I always thought it was a really dry meat. I've found out otherwise since but I still don't like trying to find the line between dry chicken and salmonella poisoning
A digital meat thermometer has helped me so much with this issue, just a suggestion!
Load More Replies...Lamb. Mom always cooked it until brown. Now I love a medium rack of lamb, or saddle, or chops, or butterflied leg...
Good to see Okra is not on this list. That s**t is straight out of Satan's a*****e.
"So Cassi, it sounds like your grandma really was the world's worst cook. What was the most disgusting thing she made if it wasn't listed?" Believe it or not, it wasn't. So grandma grew up in WW2 and she learned to make a dish called S.O.S. In theory it is a corned beef in a cream sauce dish, served over thick toast. You're supposed to soak the salt out if the corned beef before you add it to the cream sauce. Grandma felt this step was unnecessary. So, she'd basically serve us flour paste full of salt chunks absolutely blasted with stale pepper and entirely untoasted bread slices. If you let it sit for more than 5 minutes it congealed into a block on your plate. Absolutely horrible. And you had damn well better eat it within that 5 minute window or your beating was imminent.
Oh yeah, the cream sauce was two cans of cream of chicken soup, a gallon of skim milk, and however much flour and starch it took to turn it into a paste.
Load More Replies...Cornbeef hash. ..it wasn't until having dinner at a friend's house that I realised Cornbeef hash isn't supposed to consist of tinned Cornbeef mixed with packet mash! There was fresh beef and actual potatoes and other veg!!
The ones that blame on bad cooking skills what was a monetary issue are not fair. With the best, freshest ingredients, everything tastes better.
My mom was a horrible cook. Luckily we lived with my grandmother. She was amazing.
Pretty much everything my grandmother cooked. Everything was either too greasy or overcooked... and badly seasoned to boot. I was 14 or 15 when I realized, that stew hasn't to be "mushy" at all... (we had cooking lessons in school). It got way better, when my mom finally "took over the kitchen"... she knew what she was doing.
