Living in a tourist destination, around the canals of Amsterdam or the old city streets of Florence, may indeed sound very romantic, but turns out this is not always the case. In fact, it rarely is. How come? Well, the answer is in the first part of the title; namely, you get a bunch of super excited and very out-of-context tourists.
And so, unbeknownst to you, you become their guide for directions, their local entertainment, your house is on their must-see list, and you get it. So when someone asked people “who live in holiday destinations, what's your most ridiculous 'damn tourists' moment” on r/AskReddit, it was destined to become a one hell of a read.
From people casually walking inside your home, thinking it’s one of the sightseeing spots, to tourists complimenting your English, these are some of the things that happen when you live in places from the fridge magnets.

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NYC. Post 9/11, walking past the ruins of the World Trade Center and some middle-aged women tourists are chatting and laughing and posing with the ruins of the WTC behind them for a group shot. I worked there and was lucky not to be in the building when it happened. I was just so infuriated that I yelled out "it's not f**king Disney Land" and they lost their smiles. (Have some decorum, tourists).
Just like the photos of people posing at Auschwitz to have their best possible pose captured. It just shows a total lack of respect and the worst type of like fishing
Or the Holocaust memorial in Berlin. Really bad stuff happens there.
Load More Replies...I worked in the North Tower 56th floor and it took me until last year to visit the site. Jesus it was hard.
I was on the phone with some guys from tower 2 when it happened. I visit NY often, but I haven't been able to go here yet. I just can't. Just the thought makes me cry.
Load More Replies...I just would be interested to know that how many muddlers giving respect at the pyramids, or in the Roman Colosseum where thousands of slaves died...
The weird thing about human nature is we look at occurrences and people in a different light depending upon their distance from us in history. Think about how we were taught about Genghis Khan and his exploits. Are we horrified by what he did. No, yet we have modern tyrants doing the same and we are rightly disgusted and outraged. Unfortunately as time progresses the impact lessens and ultimately opinions change.
Load More Replies...I visited the site not long after 9/11 - I had the trip booked months before the tragedy. I couldn't even speak when I was there, the sense of grief was so overwhelming.
My husband I were there and people were laughing, chatting and using selfie sticks. Like it some big happy attraction, very disrespectful. There was one group who stood on a bench for a better picture. The security guard went right after them and reminded them of where they were.
I saw it at the hotel-turned-museum where Dr. Martin Luther King was assassinated. Why would you want that spot for your selfie?
I saw a survey of New Yorkers recently that asked what local tourist attraction they had never been to. A solid 50 percent (if not more) said the 9/11 Memorial... myself included. I'm simply not interested in reliving that day, and abhor tragedy tourism.
Me too. I lived uptown. We were all stunned, trying to see if we could donate blood. They didn't need any.
Load More Replies...We have several very old graveyards here in Salem. One goes back to the 17th century, and features some people involved in the Trials in 1692. Once, I yelled at a couple sitting on a tomb taking selfies, "Have some respect!" A neighbor told me she saw someone changing their baby's diaper on one. A lot of tourist don't think it's a real cemetery, and something we set up for their viewing.
My mom said this same thing happened when she went to the pearl harbor memorial in Hawaii. A lot of tourists taking group photos and having "fun"
Yep I was at the memorial and saw japanese laughing and taking photos and I was astounded. I thought they were renown for courtesy.
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Worked at a ski area in western NC and had a lady from Florida ask me what we did with all the snow in the summertime. Told her we trucked it all into a refrigerated cave and she bought it.
Why not rent it out to Australian ski resorts? It's their winter then.
A British customer once asked me where the camels were after he landed in Istanbul airport and did not see a desert. He was definately cuter than the one who asked me what I thought about the Midnight Express. Oh! Not the forget a couple who were visiting the Lycian ruins from 950 BC and kept on asking me if it was from the Greeks or the Turks. Could not get it through to them that Greeks or Turks did not exist at that time or place.
“Where do y’all keep the moguls in the summer?” “What altitude do the deer turn into elk” “Y’all got any of them microbrews what taste like Bud Light?”
I live in Taos, NM...as well as being a ski destination, there is a really, really old (still-inhabited!) pueblo. Lots of Native American people here.
And being NM, we get lots of Texans in the summer. My (Native) friend is a river rafting guide and shared this gem with me:
She was on a raft with a family...mom, dad, teenage son and daughter. Friend points out a bighorn sheep up ahead, everyone starts freaking out.
Texan Mom: "So since there's game, do you ever see the Indians hunting out here?"
Friend: "Excuse me?"
Texan Mom: "Like, the Indians. They still live out here, right?"
Teenage Daughter: (realizes my friend is Native) "MOM"
Texan Mom: "What, I'm just asking!"
Friend: "Actually, most of us just go to the grocery store."
Texan Mom: "Wow, you're an Indian? Your English is like, almost perfect!"
Teenage Daughter: "MOM!!!!"
Similar thing happens to me a lot in Brazil. I am of Japanese descent but I was born here, when I say this some people think that is strange that I still look asian as if being born outside of Japan would magically make me look Caucasian.
It’s so common. I regularly go to Pow Wows, mainly because the fancy dancers and hoop dancers are just spectacular to watch, the regalia they wear takes hundreds of hours to make (in most cases) and I can appreciate the love and care that goes into the apparel. I love supporting native artists directly. Every year there is some fool who is not native and shows up in a Native American themed Halloween costume (highly inappropriate), people calling the regalia “costumes” and trying to lowball original artwork. I am thoroughly amazed at the continued tolerance, patience and grace First Nations people have with clueless white people. It is not hard to do a bit of self education before going somewhere new or attending a cultural event the visitor is new to attending. Showing respect isn’t hard.
The teenager's response to her mother's foolishness gives me hope for the future.
Same here. I bet she was telling her idiot mom just how embarrassed she was of her. It makes you wonder just what it will take to get through to some people like that idiot mom?!
Load More Replies...For my understanding, do the Natives call themselves Indian or Native Americans or Should I call them something else?
I'm my experience, most people prefer to be identified by their specific tribal nation identity. (For example, Muscogee, Navajo, Ute, etc.) Make every effort to learn the correct names and be as specific as possible. More generally, in the U.S., we mostly use the word, "Indigenous." Some people still use the term "Native American" while others use the Canadian term "First Nations." Some Indigenous folks use the term "Indian" among themselves (as an act of reclaiming hurtful language), but, generally, that's a term that's no longer acceptable if you're not Indigenous. It harkens back to a lot of negative, inaccurate stereotypes. Stick with specific nation names or "Indigenous" instead. Disclaimer: If someone asks you to use different language to refer to them, of course, do it. It's basic respect. No community is a monolith, and there will always be individuals with different opinions or preferences.
Load More Replies...I'm honestly surprised, and happy, that the teenage daughter knew better.
To find out more about what it's like to live in a place that many of us have on our fridge magnets, we spoke with Kacie Burns, American actor, dancer and singer who moved to live in Florence, Italy. Kacie is now sharing positivity, travel, cultural differences and the quirks of life abroad with her thousands of social media followers, so you should definitely check her out!
When asked what it's like living in such a hot tourist destination like Florence, Kacie said that she lived in NYC for ten years, so she is used to living in a tourist destination. “There are definite pros—the scenery, the accessibility, the blending of cultures because there are so many people from all over the world that visit. However, at the same time, a big con is that it’s almost always very crowded and busy,” she said.
Canadian Rockies - Tourists who pull over on the side of the road to get close-up pictures of bear cubs. Mama bear is nearby and is ready to re-enact The Revenant with you.
One of the winners of the official Darwin Award several years back was a guy who came across a bear during a hike. He tried to get a selfie with the bear! The bear was not amused and killed the guy. It's listed here in 2018. https://darwinawards.com/darwin/
Heard of a german tourist feeding grizzly bears from his rental cabin up north. He was told several times to stop and how stupid it was. They found most of him one morning.
It sounds as if he wanted the bears to like him. They did, at first, but thought he'd go better with a little sriracha sauce.
Load More Replies...witnessed same thing at the Yellowstone. huge crowd of cars and people around the cubs. that was sad... very sad.
They might look cute and cuddly,but these are WILD ANIMALS,. Guy got what he deserved, (sad but true).
I live in the Rockies and I see this all the freaking time! Get back in your car asshat!
my ex is one of these people. we were on a motorcycle ride throught the sierra mtns when all the traffice stopped. slowly it was moving & then i saw them: two cubs at the side of the road w/people hanging out their windows to take pics. started yelling at my ex to go around and get out of there which he did. after a couple of miles he stopped, i jumped off and he started going off, asking what was wrong with me. explained if cubs were there mama was close. everyone else is in a car. we were exposed. instead of understanding he said his bike would lose the mama so there shouldn't have been any worries. idiot.
Did he get eaten? I need to know. For...scientific purposes, clearly.
Load More Replies...Happens all the time in the mountains of California. I watched a tourist who was with a group of people who were all being quiet while watching a black bear chow down dandelion flowers. As the bear moved away from the crowd, to the amazement and horror of everyone else, she broke away from the group and with her cell phone in hand proceeded to chase the bear down to get “ a close up shot”. I began walking in the opposite direction, turned to my friend said we need to report this organ donor to the rangers at the visitors center ASAP. SMH
In Australia, for some unknown reason, tourists won't swim in-between the safety flags. It's like they think it's the bunny hill of the beach. It's not, the locals swim between the flags because we don't want to die.
Also, if I offer you sunblock and a hat, take it. This isn't Europe, I've gotten sunburnt in 15mims, you will bake regardless of your skin colour/nationality.
It's always so strange to me that Australia gets a bad wrap for all these things that are "trying to kill you" but I think sometimes tourist are just trying to get killed. Soooo many examples of this!
One of the top causes of tourist deaths (besides natural causes) in Australia is drowning. The flags are there for a reason so pay attention. Other top causes of tourist deaths, are accidents and heat stroke.
That fifteen minute sunburn estimate is optimistic. Seven minutes at noon without sunblock will do bad things.
Load More Replies...When we say 'Everything in Australia wants to kill you' We also mean: The sun wants to kill you. The sea wants to kill you. The outback definately wants to kill you. Pay attention to the safety precautions recommended by locals.
And of course just about everything that crawls, slithers, swims and flys!
Load More Replies...I think the problem here is that seeing the flags in this photo, I have zero context to go on. I would have NO clue what they meant or why they're there. I'm betting it's the same for a lot of tourists
There are usually very clear signs, in multiple languages, at every entrance to the beach that say things like "Danger: Swim between the flags" with information as to why. There plenty of idiots who think they know better.
Load More Replies...Coming from a landlocked country, I hope there are some written signs because I honestly had no idea what those flags are.
Please Google or ask around or look for the boards close to the beach explaining then
Load More Replies...Back in 2007, I went to Australia in the outback for my BIL's funeral in January. Being a European blonde, white as a dairyman a$$ and severely allergic to wasps & bees, I was in for severe troubles. My BIL's partner, despite his deep grief, immediately went to the nearest town and bought me one huge straw hat (the kind that covers up your entire back) Then he spent the rest of the day seated at my feet with a rolled newspaper, chasing wasps that were the size of hornets! Basically saving my life! Then he introduced me to their rescue coyotes, forbade me to soak my feet in the ocean because of blue bottles, had me feed their rescue teenage kangas (one of them scratched my arm while tugging at the bottle so badly, I bled) Not everything in Australia wants to kill you. But believe me, they do their best to achieve that!
Rescue coyotes? What are you talking about? We don't have coyotes in Australia. Do you mean dingoes?
Load More Replies...To be fair, it's not just Australia. Stupidity is probably one of history's largest causes of death.
Folks: wear sunblock and a hat. When I was a kid, I didn't care and thought I was invincible. Then I realized that the weird star-shaped spot on my forehead that never seemed to heal had been there over three years. Until I saw it in an old photo, I just didn't realize how long it had been there. Yup: basal cell carcinoma. I named it "Spot". Now I just tell people I survived a killing curse when I was a baby.
Not a specific tourist destination, but I'm always amused by Europeans who can't comprehend how big Canada is.
I'll be in Niagara or Toronto, and they'll ask for directions to Whistler. "You're gonna want to go West for a long time"
"Like an hour? Two hours?"
"Try a week"
Yeah, those huge countries are so vast. Drive a week in Europe and you can go through 8 different countries and hear 10 different languages..
A week? You can drive through 8 countries in a day if you put your mind to it! Especially in Eastern/Southeastern Europe.
Load More Replies...Yup. I had a friend visiting the U.S. on vacation from France. She wanted to see the Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, and Nashville. I had to tell her those would be 4 vacations.
MyFinish mother inlaw wanted to see the rockies , Chicago, las Vegas, New Orleans and D.C. on a three week trip.
Load More Replies...In Switzerland, its the other way around. Tourists from vast countries do not seem to comprehend how short distance everything is. If you drive for three or four hours in any direction, you’re likely to end up in another country.
I did this honestly. I was with friends on a trip to Scotland and told my cousin in Aberdeen I wouldn't make it to see him since we would be on the other side of the country in Edinburgh. I know logically that Scotland is smaller but you just get wrapped up in thinking the opposite sides of a country takes days to travel.
Load More Replies...I had an American client come to Australia for meetings. He wanted to have a meeting in Perth, Western Australia, in the morning and then drive to Adelaide (South Australia) for lunch! That's well over 2,500km away...
Had some dutch students come over one time to work in forestry with us for the summer. They had a long weekend and were going to 'pop' over to Vancouver from Northern Ontario.
The vastness is not something the Dutch understand.
Load More Replies...Wow, that's like a tourist in NYC asking for directions to Las Vegas. "Drive southwest. Keep going for, oh, 5 days to a week."
I was primitive camping a few years ago before the pandemic hit. There is an area a days drive south which has stunning wildflower displays in good years. The area boasts endangered foxes, wonderful geological scenes etc. I was setting up camp for the night when a beautiful VW van pulled up next to me. *there are no designated sites, it’s first come, first served and during the epic spring wildflower displays, the area can fill up quickly - the nearest anything is a two hour drive away. They asked if the could park next to me, I said sure as long as they kept any loud partying to before midnight. They smiled and settled in. I learned they were headed to DEATH VALLEY. I also learned they had no map or GPS. This is a good way to die. I gave them my brand new State of California map, made them promise me they will stick up on water and when they think they have bought enough to double it. 1/2
They were from Canada and had no idea that temperatures in the valley can soar to over 100 before noon even in spring. I made them promise to let someone know of their plans daily. There are so many backroads to explore and break down in. They thanked me, assured me they would stay safe and the next morning gifted me with freshly baked homemade fruit bread. So delicious!! Great trade. I was thankful they parked by me and I learned their plans. People die all the time when visiting any part of California, the desert is the most extreme, boiling hell hot during the day, freezing at night. Best thing to do before visiting anywhere is do a bit of homework and go prepared
Load More Replies...I once took a flight from UK to Oregon - at one stage I looked out of the window, saw the great lakes and got confused as I thought it was the sea.
Lmao my favourite is "oh you live near Toronto? Have you ever met a Jim Peterson from Saskatoon?" And then theyre surprised that no, I don't know someone from 2700km away
"what's that in miles? is it like 3 miles?" ... er no.
Load More Replies...On the other hand, North Americans don't comprehend how OLD things are in other parts of the world. E.g. The 'new' wing of the hotel is 200+ years, the rest is at least 600.
Well, America just celebrated its 245th birthday, so what did you expect? (I keep track of that, since it also happens to be my age)
Load More Replies...However, living in Florence as a local differs from staying there as a tourist. Kacie thinks that it’s because “it becomes your home—you pass the same beautiful buildings and streets every day, so it becomes easy to be desensitized to it all.” On the other hand, “you also begin to build a community here when it’s your home. You get to know the city and the people living in it like the back of your hand. You feel like you belong, which is an awesome feeling,” Kacie said.
It’s hard not to idolize such a beautiful old city with so much culture like Florence, especially when you’re a tourist. But according to Kacie, to a certain extent, everyone does that and she doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that. “It truly is a beautiful place, and while—like everywhere—there are the not-so-great things about Florence, it’s hard not to idolize or romanticize a city when everywhere you look looks like a fairytale book,” Kacie concluded.
I find it super annoying when I see people parked on the side of the road trying to lure the Bears closer to their cars with food. Even worse when we pull up and warn them not to and their response is "chill out bro, it's only a bear" ........also, when people just decide to run up to baby deer and bother it, its mom is nearby and will go crazy. There's a reason why there are so many warning signs to not bother the wild creatures and to keep your distance. Oh and littering, take your damn food wrapper and put it in a trash can, a**hole. This is not only the animals' home but it's mine too so show some respect.
ONLY a bear. It's a big wild animal with claws and teeth not a bloody plush toy filled with stuffing.
The only bears we get around my area are black bears, which are freakin' TINY compared to other bears, and I still wouldn't want to get within striking distance without some serious body armor and 10 trained bear wranglers.
Load More Replies...I was in Yellowstone once, when I was 8. They told us when we entered that a park ranger's wife was killed by a bear while jogging the week before. We got the message.
If i recall right the grizzly bear even had some sort of legendary status among native indians for being somewhere between hard to impossible to kill.
My mum (we live on Vancouver Island, Canada) has a story of seeing some foreign tourists pulled off to the side of the highway trying to offer a baby black bear some peanut butter that was SMEARED ON HER TODDLER SON’S HAND 🙃
Those people were so stupid! They shouldn't be allowed to have any children...EVER! They shouldn't be allowed to pass their "stupid" genes on!
Load More Replies...I was a Park Ranger and they never took me seriously about bears. I would tell them to take EVERYTHING out of their cars. Even an opened bottle of water that has the scent of your chap stick on it is enough for them to rip your door off. But hey, what do I know? I only grew up in those mountains.
A bear is a mountain of muscle and pointy bits that at best will ignore you and at worst will decide you're a danger or look tasty.
Currently live in India / Sri Lanka - white people aka foreigners walking barefoot everywhere... Like Christ, I get you're on your big 'Indian adventure' but put on some shoes. Have you seen how much s**t is on the ground?!
Could well be, Foxxy, but stupid people are international.
Load More Replies...I will never ever understand people that walk barefoot outdoors!! EVER! I've seen too many tourists walking around barefoot at the hotels I'm working even going to public toilets barefoot🤢🤢🤢🤢
To be fair, going to a shared bathroom barefoot is a good way to get foot fungus.
Load More Replies...Personally I can't understand why people want to go barefoot anyway. Even at home.
Because it feels great? I love walking barefoot, but I'd never do it while on vacation. You have no idea what's on the street and getting a serious infection in a foreign country is a big risk. I do have special shoes, with separate toes and soft soles, that feel like you're walking barefoot but protect your feet like normal shoes.
Load More Replies...A co-worker came back from a work-related trip to India and one of her memorable moments was the man squatting beside the road to relieve himself. I'll wear the shoes, thanks.
Load More Replies...It's probably simply that the majority of tourists going there are white, or they're more easily identifiable in such a country.
Load More Replies...My uncle was an aid worker. The American volunteers laughed at his boots, they were in flip flops or bare foot. He explained in detail about the things living in the muck that would love a human host. Next time he saw them they all had boots on.
Can you say systemic worm infestation thru the bottoms of their feet in 3..2..1.. 🪱
From Ireland. Had more than a few people ask about leprechauns. A friend actually convinced 2 Americans that they live in a commune in Donegal. They went straight out and bought bus tickets.
Actually they live on reservations, like Vikings in Scandinavian countries
Don't forget the ones in Scotland that want to see a haggis in the wild.
"It's just a wee sheep's stomach!" --Queen Elinor from Brave.
Load More Replies...As a person living in Donegal, I have to confirm this. Well, confirming it in the hope that we get way more gullible tourists to come here and spend lots of money.
Donegal is my favorite part of Ireland. So gorgeous and the people are the best. I'll be back to spend more money soon!!
Load More Replies...Forgive me for this.... " actually leprechauns are not Irish but Scottish. They live under the biggest burlest Scotsman's kilt. It is good luck to sneak a peek."
so Mavis is busy strokin' Malcolm neer his kilt and she says, "och Malcolm, can ah go a wee bit higher?" so he says, "Aye lassie", and she proceeds. But then she pulls her hand out quickly and says, "Yeer nessie is gruesome!" to which he replies, "Aye, and it grew some more!"
Load More Replies...I mean it doesn't help that there are Leprechaun crossing signs in the more popular tourist areas.
When I was a teenager, I worked at an airboat rental dock/alligator park near the Everglades. We'd always get a tour bus full of foreigners and yankees coming in from Miami every couple of days during snowbird season.
Had a f**king guy ask "Hey, are we allowed to swim in the water?" while he was standing in front of a 14 foot stuffed gator flanked by four 6 foot water moccasin skins. We'd also get people who'd complain about the heat and the bugs. Like...holy f**king s**t you just came to the largest wetland in the country, what exactly were you expecting?
My favorite was "can you turn down the fan, my children don't like the noise." Then don't sign up to take a ride on a boat that's propelled by a giant propeller.
I had the privilege to ride one of those in the Everglades. They turn on a dime. Very cool
At first I only skimmed this whiny bitches post, missed the part about the boat, read yours, pictured someone cutting through the water on the back of an alligator and actually didn't think twice about it until I'd made a second pass. Saddle, reins and a rubber band. Good to go.
Load More Replies...May we swim in the water? - No, sir, you may not feed the alligators.
Locals just caught a meter-long alligator in my city's river. I live in New England. Best guess: someone thought a gator would make a good pet...until it started growing.
ROTFLMAO!! the complaints about the natural state of areas and the critters who live there cracks me up. The National Parks put out a blog on the complaints visitors had was shocking. “Too many trees” “Not Enough trees” “ No cell service” “The bears are all of our food, we noticed all the signs warning not to leave food in the car but we thought that was just overnight” For the Grand Canyon “just a big hole in the ground, it was too hot and not enjoyable” Expectation VS reality!!!
Been to the Grand Canyon and what shocked me was that there were no "stupidity barriers"! People could and did walk right up to the edge to take selfies. Apparently, the Grand Canyon averages 12 deaths per year with at least 3 from falls off the rim. If you have a great fear of heights do NOT try the glass skywalk and if you are determined, do NOT wear white pants or shorts!!! Some things cannot be unseen...
Load More Replies...Too many people think the entire world is a big Disney ride. Everything can be adjusted for their comfort, and all the animals are trained to entertain them. I worked 4 seasons for a Yellowstone concessionaire, and wish I had a dime for every stupid question. "When do you let the bears out?" is popular. Employees at Old Faithful routinely get offered tips to make the geyser spew early. (NPS employees won't take them, but most concessionaire ones will.) Yeah, I'll go get right on that...
We had a Japanese couple put their toddler on the back of a baby black bear that was mulling about on the side of the highway.
Natural selection was unfortunately not invoked in this instance.
I would have strangled them before the bear scratch them
Load More Replies..."Unfortunately' . . . let's not wish severe pain and maiming on a blameless toddler. But what a stupid thing to do.
Yeah, that's what I thought. "Unfortunately" wasn't a nice word to use. I'd call that "luckily" natural selection wasn't...
Load More Replies...Your hoping the kid dies for its own fault here? Have a downvote for the 'joke'.
When I worked in the Rockies in Canada, there was a Japanese family that bought bear spray thinking it was like bug spray and sprayed it all over them and their kids... they ended up in the hospital. I've also witnessed families running after bears with their toddlers in their arms to take pictures. I've seen elk chase and try to attack tourists for getting too close during mating season.
Or the traffic jams as they all slam on brakes to get pics of ugliest, rattiest mountain (sheep?) during shedding season. Just barely dodged a 20 car pile-up because of these a$$hats
Load More Replies...Bears are not your teddy bears. They'll eat you alive, literally.
Thankfully it wasn't invoked. 🙄 The toddler doesn't deserve to die because the parents are morons.
used to live in a very popular destination for exotic vacations. The one time that will always remember is the time I went to the local shopping mall and eavesdropped into a conversation with Asians showing safari pictures. They were showing pictures of them holding lion cubs. They were explaining how they saw baby lions without their mother and decided to get out of their car and pick them up for pictures. I cannot believe how stupid some people are.
How about the tourists in a safari park getting out of their car.... Ah, lion food!
Lucky mama didn't come back, she would have had a good feed that day......
Actually wish she did. They need to learn, and if they don't want to listen then they need to feel.
Load More Replies...I always think it great that people want to feed the wild life. And I would be hard pressed to stop a wild animal from attacking someone that stupid.
I agree! I don't think other people should risk their lives to save someone who ignores the rules and then gets injured and needs rescuing!
Load More Replies...are you f*****g stupid? if you want an experience like that, get a cat. though you may not be a very good caretaker.... on a different note that pic is cute as hell
My older brother lives in Celebration, FL. Back when it was first designed and built, people didn't seem to understand exactly what it was. Was it a tourist attraction? A park? A town?
Some of my brother's friends related a time when they were sitting down for dinner and, having forgotten to lock their front door, were greeted by some tourists who decided to just walk around inside their apartment. The visitors had to be told that, no, this isn't a tourist attraction. It's a real home and real people live here, so please leave.
Fortunately not my house but my garden in summer gets almost weekly family's picnicking because of the view and poorly indicated hiking paths. As long as they don't leave a mess we don't mind
We had this just this summer. We have a picnic table on the edge of our property to ogle our view (beautiful, we're on top of hill) and some people asked if it was ok to have their lunch there. We said "sure". The gave us chocolate biscuits as a thank you.
Load More Replies...We stopped in Celebration when we were on holiday in Florida several years ago. There was a store that sold the best ice cream I've ever tasted, but we were under no illusion that it was anything other than a town where real people lived and we tried to behave exactly as we would visiting one of our own little towns (enjoy a nice walk on the designated paths, have an ice cream and say hi to people if they make eye contact - not all Brits are antisocial)
I do the smile and nod. ( even with a mask my eyes still smile)
Load More Replies...This is a problem in most European tourist towns. Yeah, it's nice to have all that extra revenue, but most tourists seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that this is an actual town, with actual people living an actual life there. And my God, they can be irritating! My biggest pet peeve is the 'spring breakers'. We have a youth hostel on our street, you get virtually no sleep during that time of the year. Dead drunk, covering the street in urine, screaming like animals... It's as if certain people leave their country just so they can behave like savages.
German tourists... (youth) are one of the worsts along with Brits.
Load More Replies...Same things regularly happen in Hallstatt, Austria. It is so insanely picturesque that tourist believe it's some kind of amusement park, and just walk into homes.
I have trouble imagining how people live in those medieval houses. I suppose there are modern homes inside, but it's seems way too small. On the other hand, the gorgeous enviroment would be big big pro.
Load More Replies...My neighbor has a huge beautiful 1897 house. At Halloween (entire month of October), she has to put a small chain at her front steps, to keep tourists from wondering onto her porch and parking themselves on the furniture there. Once, she came downstairs to a group of German tourists inside the house, looking for the tour of the place.
Maybe you need a few signs explaining exactly what the town is all about.
Live in a ski town adjacent to Yellowstone National Park...
People have asked "At what elevation do the deer turn into elk" "Where do the moguls go in the summer?"
My favorite was when I worked at a lodge right in front of the Tetons during wildfire season...
"Can't you guys turn off the smoke? It's ruining my view and we paid way too much for this vacation and I can't even see the mountains." Yes, lady, it's all one big tv screen in front of our hotel...
It's also a downhill skiing term for small hills, say 2ft high 5ft diameter, usually dozens spaced say 2yards apart and hence requiring a specific technique to efficiently hop around them at speed. The Mughal empire ruled India say from say 1500 until the British invaded; hence a 'mogul' is a powerful rich person in English. The skiing word comes from Austria I guess, -el being diminutive, so meaning 'bump' or so.
Load More Replies...Turn off the smoke!? *smacks forehead...we shoulda thought about that from the start!
I grew up in that same town where I was a fishing guide and can confer the level of naïveness - in some ways, it’s sad as we’ve got a good portion of the population that doesn’t understand this world and should -
Your's is a very intelligent and very true statement!
Load More Replies...Why don't these people stay at home? Be so much easier for the rest of us.
The deer/elk question in itself is not terribly stupid, just phrased poorly. Maybe at what elevation do elk live in or prefer? How high do common deer go?
I live in Houston, TX, home to NASA. I was at the visitor center there with my family years ago and heard a parent berating a worker because they weren't allowed on a "real" rocket/shuttle. They have several fantastic simulators for guests to see and endless exhibits that are interactive. This woman actually thought that they would let the public on a shuttle, that costs billions of dollars for the price of admission, which at the time was about $25 to tour everything all day. Then wanted to meet astronauts. Seriously?
Tourism in Iceland has been booming the past few years. There's always something in the news (and I have only lived here for about six months) Dude just drowned here in Iceland because he climbed onto the rocks and was swept away by a wave. apparently, tourists jumped on icebergs floating around last summer there was a huge outrage about people relieving themselves in the wild x And everyone complains that stuff closes at 10 with a few exceptions (one being where I happened to work) It's f**king Iceland people! 350,000 people on a f**king good day, for f**ks sake, there's no need for anything to be open late. it's quite entertaining.
Who jumps on an iceberg?! You're just asking to float to the middle of nowhere or drown in freezing cold water.
I really hate tourists who go to a place and then complain about the local customs. I have come close to punching Americans in countries where they have siestas. Americans bang on doors of banks and other places, calling the locals lazy and stupid, because hey of course the whole world has to run for your convenience. Mind you, as an Australian, I'm well aware my compatriots can be very ugly tourists as well.
Wait 10 pm? Here is closes at 6pm... except restaurants but the shops close at 6pm...
Ok, but what's the relevance between population and closing times?
Only a certain amount of the population are going to go to late night venues. If the percentage of the population who want to do the late night thing is not big enough, or cashed up enough, it's not worth opening.
Load More Replies...During the most recent volcano eruption there at Fagradasfjall, so many tourist went out to walk on what they thought was cooled lava. Lots of us watching the eruption on webcams around the world were appalled at their stupidity. I'm afraid lots were American - we could tell as they had their college caps, jumpers and rucksacks all proudly proclaiming the fact.
(backpack, that rucksack is.) lot's of Americans are stupid af 😂 or they try everything without considering the possible consequences.
Load More Replies...It is confusing for down-worlders though because at 10pm it's still bright outside.
I work at a beach, and people always complain about the seaweed that washes up, and they believe me when I say that there's a seaweed filter in the jetty (which is a formation of huge rocks jetting out into the ocean to collect sand on one side) and that it was broken and it, instead of sucking the seaweed in, it's shooting it out and the part that would fix it comes from Japan and it's going to be fixed in 3 weeks. Tourists believe this every time.
At a National park along the ocean, a woman asked us what happened to all the birds, did they get injured or is it a bad gene?? We were confused and asked her to be a bit more specific. She had noticed all the shorebirds were standing on one leg, apparently she thought they were all disabled and had no idea that is how they rest. It was hard to not burst out laughing.
There's a Welsh dish called Laver Bread, and that's made out of seaweed. Actually looks more like jelly, definitely an aquired taste.
Eww..seaweed in the ocean...there's also DIRT in the forest...EWWWWW
When my family was in Scotland we met a family planning to travel to the US for a week. We asked where they were visiting and they planned to start in New York and drive across the country to Los Angeles hitting all the major sites in between. Let me reiterate, they planned to be in the US for a week. We tried and failed to convince them this was not going to work.
when i was young we did Boulder, Colorado to LA, stopping at all the tourist spots, and it took 3 weeks
Good lord, where all did you stop and for how long at each stop?!
Load More Replies...It takes 3 days to get from the east coast to the west coast if you drive nonstop 24/7. My wife and I have road-tripped the US at least 8 times and it takes 7 days to go from CA to FL at a moderate pace without back pain. A max of 350 miles per day.
Yep. I live in Phoenix and my dad lives in Big Pine Key, Florida. My dad makes the trip once a year and does the 350 miles per day. 7 days.
Load More Replies...I did the drive in 3 days. Twice. Not much sightseeing though. We drove like bats out of hell.
3 days (none stop) to drive across the country. That's what it takes because I've done it multiple times alternating drivers as one gets tired. Did a 4 week vacation with my mom and sister when I was much younger and we started in VA, went to LA going north a bit and stopping at all the major sites in-between. We stayed in LA with my Uncle for a bit, then went back going south a bit and stopped at Disney world for a bit and back up to VA. What they wanted to do CAN be done in a week, depending on what they consider "all the major sites". They'd be pushed for time, but it's possible. Doesn't sound like a very enjoyable vacation though if you're rushed like that.
As long as they drive though the night, they could see some things. Never mind the things north and the things south though.
LOL My ex and I moved from Michigan to Nevada. A 3 day drive took 4 due to construction. And that was WITHOUT stopping other than food and hotels! Some people just don't understand how vast countries really are
When I was 14, I worked for the Parks Commission in Niagara Falls. I've been asked a lot of dumb tourist questions during my time there, but there are two that really take the cake.
"Does the Maid of the Mist ride up the falls?" Asked by a grown man. I could understand a 5 yr old child with no understanding of physics, but seriously no adult should ever ask that question.
"Which falls belongs to what country?" Asked by a large Texan (I could tell by the accent and the huge belt buckle). I told him that the Horseshoe Falls were in Canada and the American and Bridal Veil falls were in the US. "NO!" he shouts back to me. "The larger one belongs to the US because everything in the US is bigger!". "Umm ok" I squeaked out. He must have been looking for a fight.
Explain to him Canada is not only bigger than Texas, it is bigger than the US
There's pride in one's country, then there's just being embarrassing
And sadly, most Americans have never seemed to be able to find the difference 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...I swear, guys, not all Texans are like this. Some possess even half a brain.
Hahaha everything in the US is bigger...when comparing to Canada, the bigger country.
I've said before and I'll say it again. Don't mess with Texas (it isn't nice to pick on morons)
I grew up in San Francisco which is kind of a tourist destination. I remember getting dinner somewhere touristy once and overhearing tourists complaining about all the hills and one of them hoping that the next earthquake would level the city so it would be easier to get around...
Yeah, must be fun to walk among the post-apocalyptic rubble of what once was a city. The dead might stink a bit, but at least it's flat.
Native San Franciscan here and that is one of the many things I love about San Francisco; the hills.
Load More Replies...San Francisco is one of my favorite places, but the once vibrant and beautiful uptown near Union Square and the civic center is now a now filthy, tourist-abandoned area with boarded up windows and dirty panhandlers everywhere. People tripping on drugs on every block, selling them and shooting up right on the sidewalk. It is so sad to see. The tourist area by the wharf is still pretty and safe, though. Chinatown has been taken over by middle-eastern stores selling hideous tacky statuary. I miss the fun Chinese gift stores. I was there a couple months ago, and won't go back for a long time.
Unfortunately homelessness and drug abuse has impacted the entire Bay Area. It is shocking because just before we went to war in the Middle East and the effing Bush Administration cut funding to so many social service and social safety net organizations, the city of San Francisco was actually making tremendous positive strides in helping house and get medical, dental and psych appointments for all of the homeless. Within six months of stripping funding to those services, the number of addiction calls for help and deaths as well as homeless populations soared and has yet to slow down
Load More Replies...LOL, lived in the area most of my life. Those hills are hella steep. My brother taught me to drive a manual transmission car on those hills, one afternoon was all it took to get it right, I’m surprised I didn’t fry the clutch tho,
I lived right on Ocean Beach in San Francisco and surfed there and frequently had to warn tourists to stay out of the water. They see pictures of Southern California beaches and decide to go to the beach while in San Francisco and ignore the riptide warning signs, then complain there are no lifeguards.
The famous San Fran hills? I just assumed everyone knew this geological fact. Tourists really need to educate themselves about their destination in advance. Nitwits! If the 1906 quake, and all the subsequent quakes, didn't flatten the area then another won't either.
Okay here are a few for Australia: Don't jump off that into the water - yes locals are doing it, but they've been doing it since they were 10 Wear proper shoes - if you're going for a bushwalk, wear the right footwear You didn't just become a 4WD expert, maybe don't drive there If you see a warning sign follow it - saw some people dip their kids into the water at a beach which is notorious for jellyfish, everyone else is wearing a stringer suit, except the 5year olds. Also, don't freaking fish there! There's a no fishing sign near my place, it's not to be a buzz kill. It's because the land near the water was used to produce Agent Orange. Those fish will kill you....slowly.
I was doing a bush walk with my daughter a few years ago, before COVID ruined everything, and we came upon a clearly British family of two adults and three kids. I'm British originally, but I left there in 1974 and have spent a bit of time in Australia. They were chattering away about something just off the path and one of the kids said "See if you can make it move". As we came alongside them, one of them had snapped a twig off a branch to poke this thing. I said, with some urgency "I really wouldn't do that if I was you". The parents looked at me as if I was being rude, so I had to explain to them about the Eastern brown snake, as their faces drained of colour.
I live in a part of Florida where riptide are an issue. I have had a tourist ask me what a riptide is. After showing her the red warning flag and sign with explanation she told me she would just watch out for one and stay away. I explained that they are under the water and the red-light means you can't swim. She had to be rescued from a riptide 15 minutes later.
Just bc you love to go hiking in your home country, doesn't mean you can "go walkabout" in the Australian outback for a week. Alone. With bugger all food. And bugger all water. And no reliable means of communication. In a second hand car you bought the day before going bush.
Also - take plenty of water with you. Lots of water. Please don't go for a walk in the bush and think you'll find a convenient place to get a drink. You won't. And please don't drive through the desert unless you know what you're doing. Really know what you're doing. Like, know how well equipped you have to be and what all the dangers are. And make sure someone knows where you're going and your ETA. And for the love of god, DON'T DRIVE THROUGH THE FLOODWATERS. Even if you have a four wheel drive.
Do not. Never. Drive thru floodwaters
Load More Replies...We live in the middle of North America, but hearing the adventures a cousin had in Australia and the encounter she had with a jellyfish my FIL actually said "But you would see them, right? Just push them away like I do with the snapping turtles at the lake." Yeah, he should stick to the lakes.
My best friend died decades after contact with Agent Orange when she was a Donut Dolly during the Vietnam War. Horrible just horrible
Another NYC one: Walking to work one day and I hear shouts of "OH MY GOD IS THAT JAY-Z?!?! GET A PICTURE QUICK"
No, midwestern tourists, that is not Jay-Z. That man looks nothing like Jay-Z. He's at least 150 pounds heavier than Jay-Z. Being a black dude in a Lambo doesn't automatically make him Jay-Z.
what is it with people being obsessed with celebrities? who cares what they are wearing, what they are doing, who they are hooking up with, etc.. they must have boring empty lives if they are concerned with what others are doing. especially the ones with no particular talent or purpose.....looking at you kardashians!
I agree with you. I just can’t see the fascination.
Load More Replies...Actually when i work and the customer happens to be a celebrity and tries to pull the "do you know who I am" attitude i never show that i recognise them! I have the attitude " why do YOU know who i am?"
Load More Replies...Who the hell cares if it *is* Jay-Z? Or Will Smith or Denzel Washington or any other "celebrity." They put their pants on one leg at a time just like anybody else.
I used to be a street artist in the New Orleans French quarter. One day I'm sitting by my paintings, reading a book and some lady came up and put a dollar in my coffee. I guess she thought I was begging. Her heart was in the right place, but she ruined my coffee.
Many years ago my uncle, a farmer, was standing outside a bank in his scruffy work clothes whilst my aunt was inside. A woman came up to him, pressed a ten shilling note into his hand and walked away
I remember ten shilling notes. Lucky uncle. you could buy a lot with ten shillings....
Load More Replies...Why the downvotes again? Coffee is live and everyone should respect that! (or lose his kneecaps!)
Load More Replies...I used to work at a historic site in Texas; was stood on the grounds with a cup of water and some fat, greasy, sweaty, middle aged tourist with an expensive watch and gold necklace rammed a couple of crumpled dirty dollar bills into my cup without even looking at me or breaking stride. I used stared for a bit then went inside to wash my cup thoroughly. It happened more than oncw, but that's the time I remember best.
The tourists in the French Quarter are the worst. They act like the whole town is Disneyland. They just step into the streets without looking for traffic. They block sidewalks and pathways as if there weren't people here trying to get to work.
Hey, if they are dumb enough to give? Be smart enough to take it. Same goes for exotic dancers. If the men are dumb enough to.pay for that sh*t? Be smart enough to take it.
Welp the coffee probably cost more than a dollar, so this person actually lost money by having to throw out the coffee. Unless the coffee was free
Load More Replies...Lived in DC and now in downtown Miami so I've gotten used to tourists and don't really mind them. One incident does still stick in my craw. 8:30 am. Dupont Circle station. I need to put 20 cents on my fare card. An entire troupe of boyscouts are at all of the machines trying to figure them out like it's some sort of complicated puzzle. They were spread out throughout the entire room so that there wasn't a single open machine. I almost killed children that day. If you go to DC and are going to ride the metro and don't want to piss off locals: If you have a big group, don't go during rush hour. If you can't figure out the machines, just use one. Stand on the goddamn right on the escalator. Let people off before you get on. Don't talk to me.
For the first time in a couple of years I visited the only bookshop in the town. Went back to one of the machines to pay for parking, but no slot for coins! That threw me. And that was the start of my meltdown. So flustered that I couldn’t remember my PIN for my debit card (I didn’t need it - I was contactless!). In the end I admitted defeat and cried. Thankfully there are still a few people round here who will offer to help you instead of laughing like a choking hyena.
Awwwww I feel for you. I have had those days…funny how you never forget them, no matter how well things might go afterward.
Load More Replies...Take a chill pill fella. Just because you know how to work the machines now, how did you manage the first time you used one?
But that's exactly why you stick to one machine with your group.
Load More Replies...I hate this attitude! I'm annoyed by entitled tourists but this is just plain rude! I've been in countries where i needed directions and i was shocked that NOONE wanted to help and for me this is absolutely horrible and a reason not to recommend the country! I come from a country where it's common sense to help a tourist!
Oh get over yourself! Most of us here in DC are NOT jerks (at least those of us who are not politicians) and will gladly help a kid trying to figure out how the stupid metro card system works. Tourism is an important part of the city so you just get used to it. It's an amazing place to visit.
Speaking as someone who knows what it's like to try and figure out the machines at the DC Metro, it's not exactly obvious if you've never done it before. Take a chill pill already.
Plus if you're a regular, you'll probably have the Metro fare card anyway. Those machines need a serious update!
Load More Replies...Thank you. I was thinking that any specific person has as much right to be using the underground as any other specific person. That's the nature of *public* transport. So sometimes you have to put up with someone else getting confused and struggling (imagine if the OP had offered to help!), and one day that will be you in a different situation and people being patient with you.
Load More Replies...They’re Boy Scouts, the law literally says to be and courteous and kind.
I lived in the Italian-speaking part of Switzerland for a while, and on my bus-commute home, I overheard an American woman trying to figure out if it was the correct bus to get her to the village where I lived, but she didn't know Italian and was holding up the line. So, just to be nice, I offered to translate for her and solved her problem. She didn't say thank you and sat down for the ride.
When we arrived, we started walking up the hill from the bus station next to each other, and I asked "so, where are you from, and why are you visiting my tiny village?". She responded "I don't talk to strangers" and sped up.
I just laughed at her and replied, "What, are you a 7-year-old little girl? I just helped you on the bus back there, and now you're being rude to me?" No response.
"Sparrowfart" is new to me and I like it a lot. Thank you, Caro Caro. :)
Load More Replies...Sure, she was rude and ungratefull for not thanking him after he helpen her. At the same time as a woman travelling alone it might not be a bad idea not to disclose too much as to why you are visiting/ where you're staying etc. So I wouldn't consider it 'rude' for her to say she won't talk to strangers necessarily.
100% this. It's not a full on "Nice Guy" story, but there is an implied premise here that because he helped her out, she *owed* him some interaction - and that's the dynamic at play with "Nice Guys" (and it's 100% not a dynamic you want to be putting out there). His reaction? That actually is pretty much the "Nice Guy" vibe.
Load More Replies...She was a woman traveling alone and was justifiably wary of a man trying to engage her in an interaction. Innocent or not, it’s an unfortunate reality that women need to protect themselves. If you HAD been a predator, she would have saved herself by her “rude” behavior.
Considering people go missing while travelling I don't blame her, and there are "good samaritans who help at first then take advantage of people.
He set off her creepmeter and women should always listen to their creepmeter. And she was right too, judging from his immediate response of insulting her when she didn’t give him the attention he demanded.
100%. If you're a genuinely good guy, you don't go wonkers when someone sets a boundary with you. Expecting that she is somehow obligated to speak with you because you were helped her? Getting oddly angry and insulting when she sets a boundary? Pretty sure we've seen that behavior before from "Nice Guys."
Load More Replies...I'm sorry but other people are not obliged to chit chat with you. So just shrug and don't go wining on the internet.
I suspect that she comes from a dangerous area where men harass any women on the street, while he comes from a small and friendly area where strangers chat in public. So he would seem like a creepy jerk to her.
Load More Replies...Not really the same thing, but when I was in Paris once I was outside a museum that should have been open and wasn't. There were also some American tourists wondering why it was closed. So I went up to the security guard and asked in French why it was closed. Strike, apparently (France, bless). Went back to the Americans, who had been close enough to hear me speak with the security guard, and told them what was going on. They looked at me blankly. So I told them again. They looked at me blankly. Finally one of them said 'sorry, we don't speak French'. Damn that Australian accent!
Most Americans are very outgoing and friendly. Don't hold it against us because of some idiot.
She's not an idiot, she's afraid. It's a valid fear that all women have
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Amsterdam: any tourist with a bike is a "damn tourist"
Haha so true. Cycling is our main form of transportation and we're actually trying to get from A to B as quickly and efficiently as possible. So keep right so I can pass you, don't take up the entire road because you and your whole family want to cycle next to each other and for the love of God: eyes on the road people.
I've ridden bikes for 45 years in 5 different countries. In Amsterdam, I walk. Carefully.
Stockholm, anybody coming from a booze cruise is a drunk damn tourist walking in the bike lane.
None of them tourists are ever where they're supposed to be on their bike.
French student going to a conference in the Netherlands. Host family puts me on a bike with directions to the school. I have never been so scared on a flat cycle path with so many intersections. Trying to start up again in a formal skirt, having to pedal backwards to brake which is something only found in Dutch bicycles, I swear... And everyone around trying to go to work and inpatiently dinging at me!
Tourists in any kind of vehicle! I was myself a tourist on Iceland in the winter time, and a lot of... well, I won't say the nationality, but they had never driven a car in snow before, but thought it would be a good idea to rent a car, and soooo many of them got stuck in the snow.
Big extra warning: do not walk on the bike lane. We ring and drive-trough-you.
PHILADELPHIA IS NOT SMALL all those landmarks you want to see? The art museum, The liberty bell, The love statue, Market Street, South Street, The Macy store where Wanamaker was, independence hall, pat's and Geno's s**tties cheesesteaks? They have miles in between each other. You will not be able to walk that in a day. Also rocky wasn't real and that was a 20-mile MONTAGE that Sylvester Stallone ran. Good luck.
Magnificent, sir. Just magnificent. *applause*
Load More Replies...I question your sources on The Rocky movie not being real, not certain what you are specifically referring to regarding the movie. There were so many places they filmed in and around Philadelphia.
Nice try buddy… if Rocky isn’t real, who saved the world from communism by brrreaking it? Lol
I want to try excellent Philly cheesesteaks and keep hearing Genos and Pats are terrible per the locals … who has the best in Philly?
Yeah you will get tons of different answers for that questions and depends on where you are staying. Just eat one they all are just meat bread and cheese. lol My fav was at a tiny street cart by the Love Park.
Load More Replies...Yup, same in most major cities. Houston is the largest city in the United States by land mass. Our metropolitan area (which encompasses several cities) can take 2-3 hours to drive across, especially in traffic . I live in NW Houston and it takes me 1.5 hours or more to get to Galveston (Gulf Coast). People constantly think we're exaggerating the commute, then complain how long it took. There is literally ONE road on and off the island or you take a ferry (even slower, but relaxing). Do your homework!
They do have a 32 mile race in Philly called the Rocky Race. It follows the montage from the movie and ends up at the Museum steps. It encompasses all the places he trained in the movie as if it happens in real time.
Coastal Maine checking in - people lose their s**t over lobsters and shell out tons of money for anything with a lobster on it.
Cheap shot glass? Eh. Cheap shot glass with a lobster stuck on it? I'll give you $7.75 for it!
Lollipop? Whatever. Lollipop shaped like a lobster?! Definitely worth $5, better get one for each kid back home.
Normal pullover hoodie? Boring. Hoodie with a motherf**king LOBSTER embroidered on it at $50 a piece?!? Oh my GOD just take my money!!
Oh come on, kitschy souvenirs are the best! It happens all over the world, and lobsters are amazingly aesthetic
I agree gotta buy a lobster magnet for my fridge while I'm in Maine. ;)
Load More Replies...I don't see how that bothers you as a local?! Paris or Barcelona or any other place: Can't buy a house because AirBnBs price you out of the market --- Maine: Stuff you don't want is expensive and your neighbour is employed selling it. Oh My Word What Sad Times We've Come To.
Bummer that they are supporting the local economy which might not do as well without them. I don’t get this at all. People are coming from far away to spend their money and make wonderful memories and you don’t like it that they are supporting the locals?!?! I saw and hear this daily when I lived in Lake Tahoe, never understood it. To me it’s like complaining about bad traffic when you are in a car sitting in that bad traffic…NEWSFLASH - you are part of the traffic problem you are complaining about.
Er, I’d be one of those tourists. And don’t forget how much tourists contribute to businesses. I’d love a few tiles with a lobster painted on. They’d go in my horribly bland off-white bathroom with a very high ceiling to break up the monotony. And Maine is on my imaginary bucket list.
I'd definitely be one of those tourists. Why would I want a boring ass lollipop when I can have one shaped like a lobster? Anyway, where the hell else am I going to get one?
Load More Replies...Well that is what Coastal Maine is known for. And the whaling museums. And the historic home for Melville and the cafe where he wrote Moby D**k. We loved our visit. Had the best seafood ever at a restaurant that was on a beautiful beach. Watched seals play in the surf. Saw lighthouses. Toured Nantucket. Coastal Maine is great! And no, I didn't buy anything with a lobster on it.
I was in coastal Maine recently and ate lobster 11 out of the 14 days that I was there. I had my fill by the time I left but did happen to buy a T-shirt with a Lobster on it from Five Islands Lobster Company. ;)
Load More Replies...As a fellow New Englander, I disagree completely. Lots of born & bred RI natives love sea decor. NH folk embrace the rustic fishing/hunting aesthetic, and TONS of ME natives wholeheartedly love the lobster & moose stuff (North is moose, South is lobster) including my uncle, who's a mayor of a small town up there.
I work near Times Square (tourist capital). My biggest gripe is escalators. When exiting, FFS don't just stop and stand right at the bottom or top, then look surprised/annoyed when your getting shoved out of the way. If you haven't noticed, there are a lot of people here, some of which also need to exit the escalator.
That happens just about everywhere. Same for exiting elevators. Any change in altitude causes temporary decrease in brain power.
Generally i hate when people don't interact at all with their surroundings and just stop in the middle like they are alone in the world
Load More Replies...I worked for a large two story retail store in Hawaii. A number of little old Chinese ladies would routinely come in to mess with tourists by purposely stopping at the bottom of the escalators and refusing to move….until one day a tourist was talking to the people behind him and stepped off without looking ahead, that little old lady was bumped pretty hard, she flew about 20 feet before coming to an abrupt and painful stop. She spent the rest of that day in the hospital. Passive aggressiveness did not work for her that day.
One of the reasons I can’t stand doing Christmas shopping. That and people who feel the need to walk 3 or 4 abreast while I get shoved into a wall
Same thing in the Sears Tower... trying to get through the revolving doors to get to my two elevator ride to work and the damn tourists STOP DEAD just after they get through the revolving doors. Drove me nuts the nine years I worked there. It was a great day for workers when the tourists got their own entrance on the south side of the building!
And that right there is why I would have a lengthy police record. Apparently, forcefully shoving someone out of the way is both inconsiderate and unacceptable! Don't care! Move your a**e or your a**e is going on a date with my foot...
How about grocery carts in the middle of an aisle and the user just standing still, looking around. Oblivious
Load More Replies...As a city person, I push. I'll push you out of my way when I exit an elevator, I'll push you out of my way on an escalator. I don't care your age. I treat all sh*theels the same way.
Anyone who comes to Los Angeles, assumes Hollywood and the actual Hollywood neighborhoods are the same. actors rarely hang out in Hollywood. that's where you find the heroin addicts.
Yes, you try and tell people it's a s**t hole and they insist on going, get there and everyone always comments on how dirty/scary it is.
It’s not a sh*thole. There are bad areas there like in any other state or country. There’s a lot of history that’s fabulous if you’re into old Hollywood and movies. Why do you feel the need to disparage it so? I’ve lived in LA all my life (70) and I still enjoy going to see Hollywood.
Load More Replies...Yupp.. Lived in Hollywood, Got stabbed in Hollywood - moved back to the Southside of Chicago where I felt safer.
I'm still confused. Is the person saying Hollywood is not Hollywood?
Hollywood and Vine is a tourist trap. It used to be fun but now is all drug addicts and people in dirty costumes intimidating tourists for money. Graumans is worth seeing, from a bus. Almost all the movie and TV studios are in Burbank and Studio City, and the Valley - miles away,
Load More Replies...Hollywood might be the most marketed place in CA. Think about it. So many people think it's about the movie stars. And it really is all about that bloody sign.
Lived in L.A. 46 years. Tried to talk my girlfriend out going to Hollywood Blvd., nooo. Then she complains about 4he guy walking down the street with his junk hanging out. All I could say was now you why normal people don't go there.
Research people, research! You and all the people you don't bother will be happy to see you.
I could understand tourists' confusion pre-Internet, but if you don't learn something about your destination, then the fault lies with you.
I live near Niagara Falls, and it seems like every time I go there are a couple of people attempting to sit on, hang on, or even get past the guard rails for a better photo opportunity. Idk if they just don't realize how fast the water is actually moving or what, but I've had a panic attack for them every time I've seen this
I saw much the same thing visiting the Grand Canyon, which actually has a shockingly low number of guard rails. EVERYBODY wanted photos as close to the canyon as they could get. The winner was a woman around 20, on one leg, leaning back slightly as if genuinely falling, all roughly six inches from the edge. My father and I were convinced we were going to witness someone dying that day
Warning signs are not a suggestion..Every year people die from falling off the massive granite monoliths in Yosemite ignoring warning signs. It’s heartbreaking and it really ruins a Park Rangers day and traumatizes everyone. I know people who refuse to go back to the park as a direct result of the trauma of seeing someone die like that.
I'm at the point were I just allow nature to take it's course. 1 less moron.
That Niagara River is terrifyingly powerful. I’ve never seen such a large volume of water move so fast. Even without the fall it would kill you.
When I was working as a pharmacist at a tourist spot in Singapore, someone approached me at my counter and asked me if I could speak English. She must have just landed, thinking that she was in rural China.
The temptation to push would be too much for me. You can't cure insanity.
Panic attacks? Why? Simply observe these creatures to learn more about Darwin's theory.
Former Floridian who worked at Margaritaville in Key West. It was an absolute cesspool of idiocy. There would be people who would get off the cruise ships (always Carnival) and ask what country they were in and refused to believe that KW was in the U.S. There were always new and crazy varieties of drunken nonsense: Public sex, lighting off fireworks in the middle of Duval Street on an average day, and more often than you'd think, robbing a bank and then going and sitting down at the bar for a beer.
Come on vacation, leave on probation is a common saying in Florida.
Load More Replies...I admit I'm not great at geography (especially world geography), but I wonder why they think they're called the Florida Keys?
Not necessarily a holiday destination but I worked in a wildlife rehab park inside a national park in Bolivia that is quite popular. On more than one occasion I was out walking private trails with our resident puma and I had tourists run through the barbwire fences and keep out signs to get closer to her. Literally was only my quick reflexes that saved at least 5 people from death or serious injury
Unfortunately then the park gets sued and the animal gets put down.
Load More Replies...I once overheard a tourist complaining that the paper map she was looking at didn't have a "you are here" thing on it.
Living in Cornwall, UK sucks from May to September. Traffic is ridiculous, if you want to go anywhere you need to leave at least an hour for traffic. Roads are for driving on not for walking on especially when there is a friggin pavement for you! I don't know where in the world it's ok to walk in front of a car that is in motion but you see tourists (adults with their children) walk straight in front of a moving car (more so in the smaller seaside towns) and give you the death stare for daring to drive ON THE ROAD! The worst I've seen though was at Portreath beach last summer, the tide was coming in and there was this bloke with his kid's rock pooling, saw that the water was getting close but instead kept looking in the rock pools with his young children; my SO had to tell him that he was about to get cut off by the water if he didn't get off the rocks. Use some common sense, if you wouldn't do it at home don't do it on holiday!
Cornish, Cumbrian and Welsh tides are all the same. One minute the sea is a mile away, turn your back, then look to it again and it’s lapping at your shoes. You learn young that you keep half an eye on the sea and don’t upset the sea gods.
Load More Replies...My girlfriend and I live in a ski resort in Canada, the best ones we've seen so far: Crazy Asians running up to black bears to try and get pictures with them. I've seen an American guy attack a vending machine because it wouldn't "take his goddamn American dollars" My girlfriend worked in a hotel and a guest leave a note saying thank you for providing the baby black bears out the back of the hotel for our kids to play with. Tourists manage to drive their cars through the pedestrianized village center and parking wherever the they please.
Because people forget that they may look like cuddly toys but are actually apex predators with negative amounts of patience for stupid tourists.
Load More Replies...FFS people...THAT IS NOT YOGI AND BOO BOO!! LEAVE THE BEARS ALONE!! They will EAT you and not think twice about it!! OMG Darwinism at it's finest
I wonder if Momma bear recognizes human children and decides that a play date is okay....there are too many bloody non-incidents.
Been a better picture if the black bear had used his claws on them.....
Pumped gas in high school in a decently popular lake community. In the summertime, everyone would stop for directions. I once had a couple say they were looking for a popular city in Delaware. They saw a sign for a town with the same name. Had to explain that they were literally 200 miles away and to just plug it into their GPS. They then got gas and argued with me cause they wanted to pump it on their own. I said no, and they called the police. 5-0 came (my uncle btw) and told them that they were wasting his time. Guy argued and my uncle saw a pipe in their car. Found weed in the car and arrested him. It was Saturday and he couldn't get out until Monday. Pretty funny s**t. TL;DR Use your GPS, if in NJ let the people pump your gas, and don't leave your pipe out in the car.
NJ law doesn't let you pump your own gas. And even so, NJ gas is cheaper than PA gas.
they used to be cheaper than New York, but now are the same price because they raised their gas tax
Load More Replies...It's so rare in the UK to find somewhere that will pump your petrol for you that I have no idea why you'd turn it down.
Lucky day for uncle, if they hadn't called the cops, they would have got away with it.
That's quite interesting... It's not like the people in other states/countries regularly blow up petrol stations...
It's an old law that posits that drivers could not safely handle gasoline. It stays on the books because it employs a lot of people.
Load More Replies...Mexico. We get lots of tourists at our ruin sites. Years ago, we could climb the pyramids at Chichen Itzá, I did when I was around 8 years old or so, I really don't remember.. But one day an old lady tourist decided she could climb it, despite being, what.. 99? and f**king fell down the stairs and died. Now, absolutely every ruin is closed off and you're not allowed to climb up them anymore. I had the privilege of doing it and basked in the glorious view from the very top of many pyramids.. Kinda sucks to go back there and just stare at a pile of rocks now.
Tourists have ruined pretty much everywhere, with ‘influencers’ being the worst of the lot. Glad I traveled when I did.
i lived insouthern california for decades and loved going mexico. sometimes a day trip, sometimes for one of their festivals/holidays. always avoided the tourist areas because those are not the best placed. just about every single time i would be coming back into the states there would be some idiot coming across the border with an issue of some kind. that wasn't the problem. it was them shouting that the border crossing guards/officials should speak english perfectly. it's their damn country....learn some spanish, have some patience or stay the F home
It seems more likely that the ruins are now closed to people climbing them to protect them from being worn away and otherwise damaged. Also, not a nice attitude to someone that died. It's not outrageous to think you can climb something a lot of other people are climbing, when you've successfully climbed other things, for example.
I was allowed to climb it also when I was there in the '80s. It seemed very steep to me at the time. It's a shame that people can't climb it anymore but limiting that will preserve it better for future generations to see. It's not just a pile of rocks. There's the pyramid and the side walls from what I remember... and the history, which is the most important part
A lot of people committed suicide from the Qutub Minar in Delhi. It is now shut for everyone.
In Seattle, we have the "Ride the Duck" tours that go on the road and in the water. The things have a PA system so everyone within a block can hear them. They constantly make remarks about people on the street and if I'm dressed a little weird, it's pretty damn awkward to have a group of tourists with duck whistles taking your picture from a boat on wheels while the announcer talks about the colorful Seattle culture in reference to me. A**holes.
Wouldn't be great if the OP got one of those little bullhorns and shouted abuse back at the boat guide? I'm laughing just thinking about it.
I live in a very rural, historic-colonial area of New England. Every fall we get hoards of leaf peepers. That's slang for people from the city (New York, Boston, etc.) who come up north to look at all the pretty colors as the trees change. My town has one of the longest, oldest covered bridges in the country. It's still in use for road traffic and is one of the only bridges over Connecticut for a few miles. The majority of leaf-peepers assume because the bridge is old, it's a historical landmark and is open for exploration. So many times I'll try to cross that bridge only to stop before a group of 5-6 people freaking out because they just assumed it's for foot traffic. These same types of people, when they try to then cross that bridge with their cars after learning that's what it's for, will still almost cause accidents. It's an ancient wooden structure with minimal lighting and very narrow lanes. Tourists get nervous driving so close to the walls, so they drive down the middle and get stuck when confronted with oncoming traffic. TL;DR; Historical structures that are still in common use bewilder and terrify people not familiar with this concept. Also, tourists will assume anything with a historical placard that isn't fenced off is fair game to climb all over.
As a professional driver, and as someone who used to live with a view of a parking lot, the amount of people who have no idea how much, or how little, space their vehicle occupies is a constant source of both bemusement and frustration.
Leaf-peepers? Are they like snowbirds but instead of going south they go north? (Snowbirds are people from the North who travel down to Florida for the winter)
We have an old covered bridge where I live that is constantly closed because drivers don’t heed the signs about its low clearance and driver into the bridge.
I was wakeboarding with a couple of buddies just last summer and a boat with 15 or so Asian people came right next to us. They looked at us like f**king Godzilla just rose from the ocean and in a couple of seconds, every single one of them whipped out their camera/iPad and started taking pictures. Then they just drove off.
Seriously, who would want to have pictures of some hairy wet dude in their vacation album
And wet hairy Asian girls are an entire genre of horror movies, lol
Load More Replies...I know I'm probably in many Japanese people's vacation photo albums :D Feels a bit weird, but also kinda cool :D
in the 80s, some japanese people took a photo of me when I was drinking a beer in Heidelberg...
I got married at Cypress Gardens, now Legoland. At the time, the only way for a bride to enter the park was the main entrance. A busload of Japanese tourists all wanted pictures of me and with me. Just for the fun of it, I obliged.
When I was about 10, we were touring the Pearl Harbor Museum on a family trip to Hawaii. An Asian family asked if they could take their picture with me, I'm guessing because I was blonde? So, I stood with them while my mom took the picture, which means some family has a pic with a random little girl in their family photo album! LOL!
I was in Bangkok in 2019 and a whole group of Vietnamese women came up and essentially tried to ask for my picture (I’m a middle aged 5’11’’ American with early white hair and white goatee … I realized they were all smitten with the hair and goatee so of course I had to have fun with it … somewhere in the world there are 100 pictures of some white guy with a bunch of laughing smiling vietnamese ladies in Bangkok .. :)
In Florida, I was swimming at the beach and a stingray decided to hang out with everyone. It was there almost every day I went to the beach and never bothered anyone. This family started screaming and kicking around (bad idea??) because of it. It was just chilling, man. Leave it be.
I'm in NYC. Couples weeks ago a load of Chinese teen tourists entered the rotating doors of Victorias Secret on 34th and just... stood there. They weren't stuck, it just took them a long time to realize that they had to push. NY is very fast-paced and tourists just slow the whole operation down. Standing directly in front of subway entrances, walking downstairs and stopping at the bottom, etc. I am not a patient person but neither do I publicly confront people -- afraid of getting stabbed -- so I just get stressed out.
I once had an Asian man jump in to the same partition with me in a rotating door. LOL! I guess he didn't understand how it worked. It's a great way to get up close and personal with a stranger!
New Orleans checking in. I suppose it's not the WORST thing ever, but the elevator in the parking garage I use for work had clearly been peed in since [Mardi Gras started]. Also, during Mardi Gras, the garage management hangs up "please don't pee in the lobby" signs. Sighhhh...
I stopped counting the number of times I've seen people go the wrong way around a roundabout.
My family has a house just a block away from a wide, spacious beach. Even at the peak of summer, there is plenty of room for tourists. Despite all of the space, we are constantly having to move our beach chairs and blanket because they always get uncomfortably close. And there is nothing tourists love more than feeding the seagulls! Sorry, I'd rather not spend my afternoon dodging bird s**t because you're trying to get a photo of a seagull with a Dorito.
We spend a week each summer in Ocean City New Jersey (Southern end, not like "Jersey Shore") And the town employs a few Falconers all day during the summer. The hawks are well fed prior and just the sight of that big preditor clears out the gulls.
I've seen a whole group of Asian tourists taking pictures of the sky where the world trade center used to be. Yes, the sky.
Boston here - while I appreciate the fact that some visitors really do understand that if they're planning on staying downtown and only intend to visit downtown, NO CAR IS NECESSARY, I wish more visitors would take the time to familiarize themselves with how public transportation actually works. Please don't ask the vehicle operators for directions, please don't board the bus or train while people are getting off, it's not a good idea to "surf" by standing and not holding onto a rail, please remove your gigantic backpack that doubles the amount of space you're taking up on a seriously crowded bus or train, and for the love of all that is good and true in the world, please either walk up the escalator or keep to the right so others can pass you. people say Bostonians are unfriendly, which is so not true. we just want to get where we are going with minimal interruption. we understand that you aren't super experienced with public transportation, just understand that when you fly home, another person who is also inexperienced is coming to take your place.
You are surprised that in a country known for having horrible public transportation, that people don't know how to use public transportation?
Public transportation can’t be classified by the whole country- it’s a big country. It’s fantastic in one city, horrible in another, and non-existent in others.
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Had a group of American girls come into the university shop I was working at. They were over for a sport tournament I think and were staying in the dorms. One of them asks if she can use a traveler's cheque to pay for her item, snack food, and some trinkets (about £20). Ok says the manager and the girls pull out traveler's checks that are in dollars, not sterling. They then proceed to throw a massive hissy fit as 'you said we could use them' It had apparently not occurred to the girls, their parents, or any of their chaperones that England and America had different currencies. Edit to add these were not young girls they were in the 16-18 age group
At 16-18 they've likely never left the country. There's a good chance their parents haven't either. It is widely believed that travelers checks are universal. This is an understandable mistake.
Even without leaving the country you can and should be aware that different currencies exist ...
Load More Replies...I've never used a travellers cheque in my life but I always assumed the whole point was that they were universally accepted... My "today I learnt" moment... and I've been to 40+ countries across various continents.
The point isn't that they are universal, it's that they are traceable and cancellable and therefore more secure than carrying cash. You take a note of the serial numbers and if they are stolen you cancel them. Most people exchange the cheques for cash at their hotel or a bank at their destination as and when they need them. However, they are not used much at all by anybody now as a credit or debit card serves the same purpose.
Load More Replies...16-18 NOT young? Seems pretty young to me. Probably not aware of currency exchange and that those checgues aren't as "universal" as everyone makes them out to be
I moved from the UK to Silicon Valley a while ago and an otherwise intelligent coworker was asking me various questions about her upcoming vacation to the UK. She was bewildered when I said she'd need some UK currency as she assumed that everyone takes USD, anywhere in the world. Same company, when I referred to Plymouth, another coworker said, "Oh, you call it Plymouth in England, too?" Most Americans are so insular.
I live in the Dominican Republic. This time of year is CRAZY with drunken tourists. I went to the grocery store in town, which was packed, and on my way back, saw a guy laying in the middle of the road. No one seemed concerned, and people were just swerving around him. I wasn't sure if he'd gotten hit, or what has going on. As I get closer, he stands up, and I see he has a bottle of rum in each hand. He takes a swig, yells "WOOO HOOO", bounces off my car, and then stumbles off the road. I s**t you not, two days later, at night (I went out to party a little), my buddy was driving my car, and he came inches from running over a different guy, passed out in the same damn spot. Only this time, a couple of guys ran out and drug him off the road. And, he had a bottle of rum in each hand... WTF.
Seeing people drown pretty much all the time. You never learned to swim, and you want to go jump in the ocean? Ever heard of a riptide, dummy?
You would be surprised how many non swimmers used to queue to go rafting down the Franklin River in Tasmania, Australia.
People in California - all the time. First human death I ever experienced seeing was in Southern California at a beach, I was very young, under ten. My father hammered the rules at the beach into us at a very early age. *never turn your back on the ocean unless you have a spotter and the waves are small and the second was how to read the water for a rip - YouTube has some good videos if interested. I was playing in the sand about five feet from the water, my parents were about ten feet away. A little boy came to play with us, he jumped up to fill his pail with water, a small wave came up the shore and he just disappeared. I recall the parents being hysterical and my father being calmly stoic.
I'm Australian and went on a school camp when I was in year 7 and saw 5 people from that camp drown and die.
Load More Replies...As a native Floridian I was SHOCKED finding out a ton of people had no clue how to swim. I just thought everybody learned how to do it.
I know most Japanese can't swim, and it is also uncommon in a lot of African countries.
Load More Replies...No, they haven't. They shouldn't have assumed they could handle it, but they may not know that it is different than swimming at the lake.
Driving 10 mph during rush hour taking pictures with their phones is the one that always pisses me off.
working in beach tourist town tourist: "which way is the beach?" me: "what beach are you trying to go to?" tourist (getting angry at me for not immediately answering): "Any beach it doesn't matter" me: "well technically any direction you go you'll end up at a beach..."
I work as a ski lift operator in Aspen. Had this one dad let his kid take a wiz right in the middle of the lift line. Had to shovel more urine than expected that day.
Idiots. I’ve seen, mostly tourist from China, let their little boys pee in the plants while standing in a line at Disneyland.
Load More Replies...Why don't people go to the bathroom before going out? To me that's common sense.
I live in England (in a city that's about 150 miles from London) and tourists who end up here often seem perplexed at the fact that they are not in London. They don't seem to expect to see the countryside.
I LOVED living in London (Wandsworth). Y'all have the most amazing transit system!
I live in London. Millions of tourists, with large groups of European teens in matching rucksacks getting in the way. All of whom appear to be obsessed with buying shoes, loads of shoes. Like shoes don't exist in their motherlands
I remember going to Camden st as a teen - and buying purple doc Martens. You could only get the standard black ones in Norway at the time, and they were much more expensive back home.
I love Camden Market. So much great and creative stuff.
Load More Replies...London - I have fond memories of an October day, a nuclear protest ( the protestors looked more like they were dressed for Halloween than a protest), I was fighting a serious case of ass dragging jet lag and bought a banana which I took outside to sit and watch the protestors. One would have thought I murdered someone from all the nasty killer looks I got. I asked my friend WTF was going on? She replied “people in London or for that matter pretty much all of England don’t eat outside” cardinal rule 1 - broken. I broke a number of unspoken unwritten cardinal rules on that trip.
It's because the UK makes the best shoes, especially men's shoes. Fact.
they once made ...today, the "british" shoes are made in Asia
Load More Replies...My dad was a bus driver in Wales and one of his regular routes was to the bottom of Snowdon, I'd get regular stories of tourists who were pissed off that the bus didn't go to the top of the mountain and he even had one ask him if they could get a bottle of champagne at the top.
I am an ex-pat who lives in Amsterdam. Getting stopped for directions is pretty common in my area, but the best was the American accented lady who stopped me for directions VERY LOUDLY AND CLEARLY. Directions were given, as well as thanks from the lady, who proceeded to say "by the way, your English is great!" with the tone one reserves for small children and/or mental patients. "Thanks!" I responded, "I'm American."
Yes, I hate that. In some shops or restaurants the employees don’t even speak Dutch at all anymore. :-(
Load More Replies...The Dutch speak better English than native English speakers.
“You speak some good English!” Always very loudly. “I speak all of the English, thanks.”
Immigrant is permanent and ex- pat is for short periods (mostly for work Shell, Unilever etc).
Load More Replies...I saw an adult Chinese tourist help his child take a c**p on the grassy area of a parking lot not too far from the main door entrance of a kids toy store.
There’s a reason the “please defecate in the toilets” signs at the Louvre are in Mandarin.
I hear that's super common in China. They just let their kids s**t anywhere. Disgusting.
As a parent I need more information here. How old was the kid? Was there a toilet nearby and available (for instance in Germany most stores have employee-only bathrooms and won't let you use it). Sometimes when a small child needs to go to the bathroom they need to go FAST.
That's just what Chinese parents let their kids do from what I hear.
Load More Replies...London here. We have 270 underground stations and if you want us to know which one you're talking about, give us the proper name. You want to go to Notting? Can't help you. You want to go to Notting Hill Gate? Sure.
Segway tours. God damnit! You're taking up the whole running path!
I live in wine country, where there are about 3200 wineries in the two counties. We have semi-serious issues with drunk driving tourists on the weekends here from about March through November.
My parents used to run a semi-popular restaurant in Niagara Falls. Had some people from the southern states ask them where to go skiing... in Ontario... in August...
I used to live in Vienna and my sister and I would lie in the grass in a park in front of a big, famous castle (Schloss schönbrunn) and somehow a group of Asian tourist starts to take photos of us.
On the top of the Sunshine Skyway Bridge in Florida, I saw these tourists in a convertible Mustang doing the most amazingly stupid thing. The driver was rolling along at about 40mph so that his passenger, who was standing straight up in the vehicle, could take photos.
How?! That bridge is freaky to drive over, especially with it's past history of collapsing
The current bridge isn't the one that collapsed - it replaced it. And it is built MUCH better than the old one. It is only freaky when it is windy.
Load More Replies...A woman wandering around Penn Station shouting angrily into her cellphone that "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE F**K THE F**KING GUIDEBOOK TOLD ME TO COME HERE TO GRAND CENTRAL THIS PLACE IS GODDAMN HIDEOUS"
I live in one of the most boring states in America, but every year more and more people keep coming down for our beaches and tax-free shopping. No, I will not give you three gallons of free water ice so you can throw your daughter's birthday party in our tiny store. Get your twenty kids off my counters and out of my spoon cup. I don't care if the ice cream place on the boardwalk gave you a free milkshake. I hate tourists. Don't even get me started on the driving.
Not to my knowledge. 1, we're not one of the most boring states. There are a bunch of Civil War memorials and such which are extremely cool to visit. 2, I don't recall any tax-free shopping here.
Load More Replies...I live in a beach town. Worked at a convenience store as a teen. Had a French Canadian guy think 5lb bags of ice were free, and didn't get the concept that he had to pay for them. All while maintaining his exaggerated accent and speaking in broken English
Some French Canadians have a seemingly exaggerated accent but it's really their accent.
I live near Loch Lomond and had an American couple ask if I've ever seen Nessie in the loch... Also, there's only one road in and out of the area coming from Glasgow, without taking a 2-hour detour, so you know that gets packed with absolute c**ts towing boats every summer on the one warm day lol
I live in Glasgow near a random pond and a American tourist (feeding the ducks bread despite the many many signs may I add) asked me if Nessie lived there and if I had any photos. The pond was about a metre deep.
I grew up in Toms River NJ. Just outside seaside heights. The location of "Jersey Shore". No, I do not know Snooki. No, I do not know the other ones. No, I've never been to those bars. No, I don't fist pump. Those folks are referred to as Benny's. Which from what I gather, means Bayonne Edison Newark, New York.
Grew up in a College town that had not one, but TWO colleges (well it was a JC but amounted to the same thing). The year before I graduate High School, the town is listed in Playboy's Top 10 hottest cities. Go to sign up for classes at the JC and can't get any of my classes because douches from as far away as Maine (this is in California) are signing up for those classes. And let's not forget how bad the surf spots get in Sept/Oct when everybody thinks they can surf. The spots get overcrowded and the kooks make the surf more dangerous. Just paddle over there and grab those s**t waves while you learn to stand up. It's been over 15 years and I'm still salty as f**k.
Beaches were crowded and the locals territorial when I was in PB 35 years ago, I can’t even imagine it now.
Lived near Honolulu. Tourists...you make a 14-minute trip take 2 hours. Get off my roads!
Some lady parked her car in front of our house, took out a bunch of art supplies, and started painting a canvas of one of the old outbuildings. My place is on a scenic byway so we see lots of summer tourists, but that was...different. I mean, the house is right there, she could have maybe walked up and said hi or something first. We also frequently get tourists stopping in the road during the summer to take photos of the deer and elk in the back yard of apple trees. We wave from the back porch.
Yeah. It's almost like tourists like to see wildlife. Strange, eh? Next they want to see whales when they are somewhere near where whales live. Come on, these kind of things is WHY we travel.
Traveling to see wildlife is fine. Stopping in the middle of the road and staring into someone's private yard while they're trying to enjoy it is just rude. Ask me about "The Biggest Week In Birding" when we shame the big shot birders by their custom license plates.
Load More Replies...I don't get why this would be annoying? Was she blocking the driveway? Did she park in the driveway? Or in reserved spot? And the drawing of the house doesn't seem like something that is bad. An artist create when inspiration hits. I see nothing wrong with it. In fact maybe they should have gone outside and started a conversation with her instead of being judgmental and looking for things to complain about.
I live close to the Mall of America, and I hardly ever go there because of all the tourists. Some of them even bring their luggage to the mall with them. They want to take pictures of everything, so you have to always keep watch to make sure you're not photo-bombing someone. Then, there's the whole "lots of people from different countries bringing some sickness with them that I'm not immune to". It's not terrible, but it's a breeding ground for new illnesses and bad colds. I'm not saying that those from out of the country are all sick or anything, just that different countries have different sicknesses that not everyone is used to. Because they haven't been to the mall before, they're slow walkers and take up the entire hallway so we locals can't get to the shop we want to. It sounds like I'm some old curmudgeon, but on slower days, the mall can be quite nice. Great place to look for a gift, as there are soooo many stores there. Great place to go walking in the morning, and lots of good people-watching. It's just the busy days or holiday season(s) that make me avoid the place like the plague.
I went to the MOA once when I was in Minnesota. There are some interesting things there, but in the end, it is just a huge friggin mall. There are quite a few duplicate stores there, too, so there isn't as much diversity as you think. If you like to shop, though, it could be a fun visit.
I went to the Mall of America once and saw a piece of S**T on the floor by one of the interactive maps. Someone had already stepped in it and tracked it along the floor. Why people? Just Why?
You sound racist, dude. The Mall isn't that bad. It's a big mall, anyone walks slow when they are tired, tourist or local. Yes the Mall can get busy during the holiday season but so can any popular shopping center. What's really fun is Black Friday when they first open, lots of sales and people at the front of the line camped over night. That's a bit too hard-core for me (I got there at 4:30am).
How are they racist if they don't mention race? They're just saying that tourists are dumb, which is universal.
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Down at the beach, see some very pasty tourists, probably from Iowa or Kansas or somewhere in the middle of a cornfield. They are completely confused about waves. Like, they're standing ankle-deep a few feet from the shore, a tiny wave ebbs up, they stagger back and yell something like "WOW!" or "OOOPS!". Wave goes away, they inch forward again. Mind you these weren't even waves, you could make bigger flows in your bathtub. And yet these people were completely astounded by the concept.
Let me get this straight, people who are from places that have no oceans are excited by oceans. Yeah, can't imagine that.
Inland flat-landers aren't up on the concept of water that moves of its own volition.
Living in NYC - tourists stop in the middle of the sidewalk to:
Look up at the tall buildings
Look at a map (it's a grid people, everything north of 14th is on a grid.
Stop to take pictures of stupid s**t (Gee, look honey at the statue of a fat Italian guy holding a pizza...)
Step to the side and let us people get to work - its very simple.
So you're mad that people not from new york are impressed by the architecture, don't have the map memorized, and want to take pictures of things they don't normally see. You're jerk dude.
Did you read the last sentence? Just step out of the flow of foot traffic.
Load More Replies...I was told by an NYC native that they are fine with tourists except for during rush hours. Stay at the hotel during rush hours.
I think it's the height of the buildings people are marvelling at. If you aren't used to that size of buildings they can shock people in disbelief.
When we visited NYC, I was even frustrated by the tourists, so tried my best not to be like them (even tho I was one...) Strawberry Fields was a letdown because I waited 20 minutes in line to take a pic and never got one. Being a HUGE Beatle fan since I was 2 - it was the ONE thing in NYC I wanted a pic of. Found a local artist who was selling postcards of photos he took and gladly purchased from him and made a new friend. :)
In New York, tourism generates about 105 Billion, and employs almost 800,000 jobs statewide. New York city alone generates 24 Billion from tourisim. Step to the side and let the tourists get to work.
So everybody knows the monuments by heart and knows exactly their address and figure out easily how far away they are from them. Clever people. I wonder why maps still exist. By the way, I never stop in the middle of the sidewalk.
Mixed bag. Some of it is tourists being jerks by not paying attention. Some of it was tourists being jerks because they feel entitled to be jerks. And some of it was people being jerks about the tourists just because the tourists didn't understand everything about the local customs and landscape.
Ok, some of those tourists are really dumb, but I honestly don't understand those people who complain that tourists exist in their country. Tourists bring a lot of money, most tourist hotspots are really wealthy BECAUSE of those tourists.
I can see people in big cities like New York and London that are otherwise self-sustaining being annoyed by tourist misbehavior that interferes with their commute or their private home, but if the major industry of your town is tourism, you kind of need to accept that the ice cream joint closest to the beach is going to be bustling with tourists.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I get it, some tourists are jerks. But when you're a tourist destination and advertise for tourists to come that's part of the price you pay. What do you expect? Tourists to stay home and just mail you their money?
Well there is something in between. Some of these are tourists doing something seriously dangerous. Being a jerk is fine but thinking water or wildlife or whatever is safe while there are one thousand warning signs? Tourists here have died after they got warned. We locals do not see the warnings as a challenge either
Load More Replies...Putting yourself or others in danger is never good. But most of these are just tourists being tourists. Tourism dumps a lot of money into local economies. Lots of places would probably cease to exist without the "annoying" tourists.
Colorado here. Tourists from low altitudes rush immediately to hike to the tops of 14k feet (4000m) peaks and get altitude sickness. Ski areas at 12k feet have an average of six people a year die from a combination of altitude sickness and alcohol and hundreds get ill. But still love hearing (in Denver, the "Mile High City" - "There's no air here!". Yes there is, but take at least a day to acclimate.
Yep, heart attacks happen all the time when flatlanders go to Tahoe or anywhere above 3000 feet. Putting tires chains on is apparently a popular way to induce cardiac arrest, as is jumping into Lake Tahoe it Donned Lake, which has water temps from 70 degrees to 40 degrees even on a hot summers day.
Load More Replies...I currently live in London and oh my goodness I've never been bothered with tourists before but I am now. Don't get me wrong - I love travel and respect each individual's right to travel, but for some reason the tourists here have an odd habit of lining up their entire group in a single line on the pavement and walking really slowly while blocking pedestrian traffic for everyone else. And it doesn't matter how many times you apologise and try to get past; they just don't care. I think you can always tell who lives in London vs. who is just visiting because those of us who live here and are trying to get someplace are always standing behind a hoard of tourists going: "Excuse me. Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!" before we have to step off the sidewalk to walk around them. I don't think they're trying to be rude, but I wish people were more aware of others when visiting someplace - I've been hit by a vehicle before so I really don't appreciate having to go into the street just to get around.
Americans tend to heel to the right, pass on the left. Confusion ensues.
Load More Replies...My best tourist story is, we were in the north of Scotland, standing on a bridge looking at some scottish coos (cows) and an america couple walk up beside me and I hear the wife say to the husband, Ed look at the scottish buffalo, I was like 10 and i couldn't hold in my laughter! I know the cows there are big but they do not look like buffalo and they were grown ups!
I don't live in a tourist destination per se, but the largest and most famous auto racing event is held here every year. The roughly 1.5 million people that come from all over for that week are RIDICULOUS. I think they believe that because they are on vacation, laws (whether laws by the government or the laws of physics) don't apply to them. They drive slow on our roads and then get really mad when they get a ticket for it or cited for causing car accidents (we warn people to drive fast), fall while trying to climb The Monument (there are signs saying no to do this), they try to buy donuts with a credit or debit card. Their behavior is ridiculous! When someone mentions to me they are coming for the race for the first time, I go over all of the rules with them, sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't.
If I lived there, I think that would be the week I went on vacation. The Super Bowl (big American football championship event for the non-US pandas) was held here some years ago. We left town for the week. We get some tourism regularly in the region, but not that much all concentrated in one spot near where I live and work.
Load More Replies...The fact that most of these are people not respecting wildlife or the monuments
Mixed bag. Some of it is tourists being jerks by not paying attention. Some of it was tourists being jerks because they feel entitled to be jerks. And some of it was people being jerks about the tourists just because the tourists didn't understand everything about the local customs and landscape.
Ok, some of those tourists are really dumb, but I honestly don't understand those people who complain that tourists exist in their country. Tourists bring a lot of money, most tourist hotspots are really wealthy BECAUSE of those tourists.
I can see people in big cities like New York and London that are otherwise self-sustaining being annoyed by tourist misbehavior that interferes with their commute or their private home, but if the major industry of your town is tourism, you kind of need to accept that the ice cream joint closest to the beach is going to be bustling with tourists.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I get it, some tourists are jerks. But when you're a tourist destination and advertise for tourists to come that's part of the price you pay. What do you expect? Tourists to stay home and just mail you their money?
Well there is something in between. Some of these are tourists doing something seriously dangerous. Being a jerk is fine but thinking water or wildlife or whatever is safe while there are one thousand warning signs? Tourists here have died after they got warned. We locals do not see the warnings as a challenge either
Load More Replies...Putting yourself or others in danger is never good. But most of these are just tourists being tourists. Tourism dumps a lot of money into local economies. Lots of places would probably cease to exist without the "annoying" tourists.
Colorado here. Tourists from low altitudes rush immediately to hike to the tops of 14k feet (4000m) peaks and get altitude sickness. Ski areas at 12k feet have an average of six people a year die from a combination of altitude sickness and alcohol and hundreds get ill. But still love hearing (in Denver, the "Mile High City" - "There's no air here!". Yes there is, but take at least a day to acclimate.
Yep, heart attacks happen all the time when flatlanders go to Tahoe or anywhere above 3000 feet. Putting tires chains on is apparently a popular way to induce cardiac arrest, as is jumping into Lake Tahoe it Donned Lake, which has water temps from 70 degrees to 40 degrees even on a hot summers day.
Load More Replies...I currently live in London and oh my goodness I've never been bothered with tourists before but I am now. Don't get me wrong - I love travel and respect each individual's right to travel, but for some reason the tourists here have an odd habit of lining up their entire group in a single line on the pavement and walking really slowly while blocking pedestrian traffic for everyone else. And it doesn't matter how many times you apologise and try to get past; they just don't care. I think you can always tell who lives in London vs. who is just visiting because those of us who live here and are trying to get someplace are always standing behind a hoard of tourists going: "Excuse me. Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!" before we have to step off the sidewalk to walk around them. I don't think they're trying to be rude, but I wish people were more aware of others when visiting someplace - I've been hit by a vehicle before so I really don't appreciate having to go into the street just to get around.
Americans tend to heel to the right, pass on the left. Confusion ensues.
Load More Replies...My best tourist story is, we were in the north of Scotland, standing on a bridge looking at some scottish coos (cows) and an america couple walk up beside me and I hear the wife say to the husband, Ed look at the scottish buffalo, I was like 10 and i couldn't hold in my laughter! I know the cows there are big but they do not look like buffalo and they were grown ups!
I don't live in a tourist destination per se, but the largest and most famous auto racing event is held here every year. The roughly 1.5 million people that come from all over for that week are RIDICULOUS. I think they believe that because they are on vacation, laws (whether laws by the government or the laws of physics) don't apply to them. They drive slow on our roads and then get really mad when they get a ticket for it or cited for causing car accidents (we warn people to drive fast), fall while trying to climb The Monument (there are signs saying no to do this), they try to buy donuts with a credit or debit card. Their behavior is ridiculous! When someone mentions to me they are coming for the race for the first time, I go over all of the rules with them, sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't.
If I lived there, I think that would be the week I went on vacation. The Super Bowl (big American football championship event for the non-US pandas) was held here some years ago. We left town for the week. We get some tourism regularly in the region, but not that much all concentrated in one spot near where I live and work.
Load More Replies...The fact that most of these are people not respecting wildlife or the monuments
