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This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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#1
Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
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Hotdogking 2 years ago
I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)
#3
Old Roadie 2 years ago
His masculinity is so fragile he won't watch YouTube for fear of subbing to a woman.
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Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
As a teacher I was very much emotionally attached to my students in a professional manner! As are all good teachers. I would go home some days and cry for some of my students who were going through stuff even adults would struggle with and would empathise and be a listening ear for them at school. I would also celebrate and commiserate with them as well as be anxious with and angry for them too. I wouldn't have been able to do my job properly is I wasn't emotionally attached in a professional way! I pity this man's kids if he thought this to be the case, especially with how emotionally distant he appears to be/ have been!
Undercover 2 years ago
Being the prick you are, nobody wants to be attached to you. And now you twist this fact around to avoid the thought that nobody loves you.
Den Ver 2 years ago (edited)
The Reptilian/Primal part of the brain is incapable of having Leadership Skills because it lacks empathy required for relationships. ... The so-called, "man", like one above, should be referred to as a 'REPTILE'. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . People who have "lizard" brains dominated by their Basal Ganglia should be placed on the lowest rungs of society and their ideas identified as Bvllshit.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
I had an iguana and several anoles as pets when I was a kid. Don’t insult lizards by comparing this idiot to them XD
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Sinnsyk Jakte 2 years ago
A leader who isn't attached /their people/ is merely a narcissist in charge.
Terra Raizor 2 years ago
What if you have kids and no wife? Is it safe enough to have fun with your offspring?
Sam Standerwick 2 years ago
Why do some Americans think they’re the centre of the world? (Note my use of some.)
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
A teacher who doesn't give a damn about his students is one who deserves to be sacked.
Caroline Fraser 2 years ago
Wow. So pathetic. Get in the cell with all the other incels you freak.
Bi-Polar Express 2 years ago
Teachers don't get attached to their students? Why didn't anyone tell me this? I've been doing it wrong for a long time.
Rylee Evergreen 2 years ago (edited)
is the martin luther king jr as his pfp? bruh. this eric fellow better not bring that good man as a symbol of what he (eric) stands for. as the daughter of a man not emotionally attached to his children, it is h-e-double hockey sticks. this man is tripping
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
What's extra disgusting, is that he's using Martin Luther King Jr as his profile picture.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
How dare he use Martin Luther King's likeness after that tirade of garbage! Dr. King was very attached to everyone!
Rabbi In The House 2 years ago
I can't believe this poster appropriated a picture of Dr. King who in most ways lead in exactly the opposite style than this poster advises.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Emotional attachment to my students was what made me choose and stay in my profession. It sure wasn't the Law of Cosines.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
His poor kids. And then he's going to wonder why no one visits him in the nursing home.
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Yes, sure. Because the s**t you have in your brain is important for me.
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
#4
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?
#5
Oki 2 years ago
Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
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blobby_grrl 2 years ago
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
#11
Clown fish 2 years ago
What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's
#12
Clown fish 2 years ago (edited)
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
#13
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
#17
Donkey boi 2 years ago (edited)
I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.
#18
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
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Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
#24
Hotdogking 2 years ago
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
#25
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
#30
Marcellus II 2 years ago
So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.
#31
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?
#32
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago (edited)
EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.
#35
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).
#41
Undercover 2 years ago
I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷♀️
#47
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"
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Paul K. Johnson 2 years ago
I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
Juris Macto 2 years ago
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
Marco Richter 2 years ago
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
AndThenICommented 2 years ago
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
NicoleighB 2 years ago
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
BittyBerry 2 years ago
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
K. David Ladage 2 years ago
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
Paul K. Johnson 2 years ago
I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
Juris Macto 2 years ago
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
Marco Richter 2 years ago
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
AndThenICommented 2 years ago
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
NicoleighB 2 years ago
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
BittyBerry 2 years ago
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
K. David Ladage 2 years ago
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
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