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LGBTQ history dates back to the first recorded instances of same-sex love and sexuality in ancient civilizations. Ancient Egyptian royal servants Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum, who lived c. 2400 BCE, are believed to be the first recorded same-sex couple in history, so you get the perspective.

But many oblivious people refuse to believe that being homosexual, bisexual, queer, and transgender are as old as history itself. In fact, some delusional people would go as far as to think they've spotted actual mistakes in movies, books, and media that speak of LGBTQ existence in the past.

And thanks to the wonderfully colorful corner of reddit “Sappho And Her Friend,” “a sub dedicated to historical and other LGBTQ erasure from academia and other spaces,” we have the cringiest collection of such delusional examples.

The subreddit that, according to its description, is “Mostly humorous but open to serious discussion as well,” was created a year ago and has since gained a 266k-solid fanbase who waste no time to cut the crap.

#1

That Dad’s Name? Harold

That Dad’s Name? Harold

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    Saw This On Facebook Today

    Saw This On Facebook Today

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    Wonder Woman 848
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up vote for the "HORUS, THEY'RE LESBIANS"!

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    #3

    Yes, Very Heterosexual Indeed.

    Yes, Very Heterosexual Indeed.

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    Kines Tezja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as a Pole I can assure you that you can tell the difference even in XIXth century letters.

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    On Thursday, February 25, The House of Representatives voted to pass the Equality Act, a bill that would ban discrimination against people based on sexual orientation and gender identity. It would also substantially expand the areas to which those discrimination protections apply. The Equality Act would enable protections within education, particularly on how teachers implement LGBTQ-inclusive curriculum.

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    But when it comes to education from an early age, LGBTQ curriculum is still widely underrepresented in classrooms. Only five states announced in 2019 that LGBTQ history must be taught in public schools, with California being the first. Here, it’s been required from schools to teach kids LGBTQ History since 2011, and the first K-8 textbooks should be approved to meet new state standards in six years.

    #5

    Just A Fan

    Just A Fan

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the greeting. I believe this is when Kelley came out as lesbian.

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    #6

    They Were Housemates

    They Were Housemates

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    On the other hand, enforcement, funding, and teacher preparation are often ambiguous. This has partly to do with the fact that even though the history of LGBTQ people is as old as history itself, the history of its curriculum is relatively short. From the creation of LGBT History Month in 1994 to the National Park Service’s first report on LGBTQ historic sites in 2016, the last decades showed a promising increase in mainstream teaching of LGBTQ history.

    According to historian Eliza Byard, Executive Director of the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), “A lot of us grew up with history taught to reinforce the idea that only certain ways of being are natural. It is hugely important that every child understand the complexity of human history in all different dimensions in order to have a full understanding of the past, present and possible futures, and that’s what this is ultimately about.”

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    #8

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunnie is an idiot. Congrats to the beautiful couple.

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    #9

    Two Bro-Ets, Chillin In An Apartment

    Two Bro-Ets, Chillin In An Apartment

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    With LGBTQ-inclusive curriculum, there’s hope of a higher level of education from people about same-sex love and gender inclusivity. It’s a much-needed mark of progress which, if anything, came a little too late. Moreover, teaching LGBTQ history in schools will have a tremendously positive impact on the members of the LGBTQ community who will feel less unsafe for their sexual orientation.

    GLSEN’s National School Climate Survey backs it up. It showed that LGBTQ students in schools with an LGBTQ-inclusive curriculum—compared to their counterparts in schools without that curriculum—were “less likely to feel unsafe because of their sexual orientation (41.8% vs. 63.3%) and gender expression (34.6% vs. 47%).”

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    #10

    Medical Classmates

    Medical Classmates

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    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad. One had to live 25 more years without the other...

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    #11

    His Roommate Is So Nice

    His Roommate Is So Nice

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    Giulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was posted as a joke, look at the name of the fb group :)

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    #12

    Just A Friendly Reminder, The History Books Accidentaly Forgot A Few Pages From Anne's Diary

    Just A Friendly Reminder, The History Books Accidentaly Forgot A Few Pages From Anne's Diary

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    #14

    Just Guys Being Dudes

    Just Guys Being Dudes

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    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way man!!! The ancient greeks were bisexuals. No shame, until the Christianity said it was a capital fault.

    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SO TRUE. I HATE IT. The christian shame part.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ancient greeks were very openly bisexual. even in more modern times, they have different ideas of what is gay or not. like if you get a handy or do someone in the butt, that makes the other guy gay, not you. If you're the driver, you're not gay, you're just a horny guy and this was available.

    Alfonso Leighton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not (completely) true. It´s widely accepted among historians and people in general that he was bisexual. At least in Europe.

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Brutus and Caïus Cassius Longinus: war buddys... They were fighting on differents fronts then Cassius lost and killed himself because he thought that his "friend" was killed. When Brutus heard of his dead he named him "the last Roman" and send his corpse to an island, and at the second battle Brutus killed himself. This sounds soooooo friendly.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in my very strict Catholic school they taught us he was gay!

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the spartans encouraged relationship between men in the barracks. they thought that they would be more willing to fight to their death if a love one was at risk...so much, that they had to force this men to have sex with women to make children ones they where married.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's an excellent book out there called "alexander the fabulous" that discusses all of this with no punches pulled, it's very good

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexander the Great was bisexual. Historical fact

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In ancient cultures, it was commonplace to marry for the sake of social position and having children, but love, true love, was reserved for those with whom you could have the closest bond and the best understanding, and the most meaningful shared experiences, and for men, that was always going to be another man. It was completely and totally normal. Just as it should be now.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is here that people think no one can love a friend very much, or even be affectionate with them. Most of these are clearly, obviously gay people, but do remember that people were honestly much, much more affectionate and passionate about people where there was no sexual relationship in many places and times. It's said that we equate deep love solely with family or sex, nobody else.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly believe that people can die from a broken heart.

    Robert Persson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Canada I had a neighbour who had a Greek lodger. One evening we were talking and the lodger said how outrageous it was that a recent movie had portrayed Alexander as gay. So we had to explain it to her.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it matter? I just want to know why it matters. A person is more than who they prefer to have sex with (or not!)

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    If sexuality doesn't matter, then why bother reading this post.

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    Jess Marquez Gaspar
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    gellert gridlewald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦. I heard something about males in Greek mythology being punished for not being bi? do NOT quote me on this!

    Kathy Wolosiewicz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but he died of malaria (or poison) not a broken heart.

    Calypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone reminded of call me by your name?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that Alexander was gay (or at the least bisexual), but in general, a oerson mourning their best friend's death could still very much leave them to cry in bed for weeks and not eat. The dying after 8 months is a bit of a serious hint in this case, though.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows Alexander the great was homosexual that is no secret

    Penelope Mays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much more direct can they GET?

    Dee Tag
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    4 years ago

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    I think he was assasinated so....

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    #15

    Two Very Good Friends

    Two Very Good Friends

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    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, this is not actually gay! This is an advertisement for wives. Things were very different in the past. Not everything that looks gay to our modern sensibilities actually is. This was a very common thing to have a pic taken with friends and post to the newspaper in rural areas. It was expensive for one man to do, so he might pose with a brother or friends.

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    #16

    Two Bros Sharing Storage Space

    Two Bros Sharing Storage Space

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    CalicoKitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two bros chilling in a storage room, six feet - wait.

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    #17

    We Must Be Careful Not To Jump To Conclusions

    We Must Be Careful Not To Jump To Conclusions

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    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this one is sarcasm

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    #18

    But How Certain Is She?

    But How Certain Is She?

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    #19

    Greece Wasn't Gay

    Greece Wasn't Gay

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    #20

    Such A Wholesome Friendship. But Where Are Their Wives?

    Such A Wholesome Friendship. But Where Are Their Wives?

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    #21

    Just A Couple Of Cowboys

    Just A Couple Of Cowboys

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    #22

    No, We're Sisters

    No, We're Sisters

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    #23

    Hmm, But Who’s Getting Married?

    Hmm, But Who’s Getting Married?

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations gentlemen. Long and happy life to you.

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    #24

    Oh My God They Were Strangers

    Oh My God They Were Strangers

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is too much in that picture for a conservative brain to proceed correctly. Two colored women of two different cultural styles cannot also be lesbians.

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    #25

    Two “Comrades” Naked On The Beach

    Two “Comrades” Naked On The Beach

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    #26

    I Think This Counts (Xena And Gabrielle)

    I Think This Counts (Xena And Gabrielle)

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    #27

    Did I Find One?

    Did I Find One?

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    #28

    "Her Alter Ego"

    "Her Alter Ego"

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    #29

    Lol They’re Married

    Lol They’re Married

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rent savings is too hard to let go of!

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    #30

    We're Both Girls

    We're Both Girls

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    #31

    Couldn’t Possibly Speculate What They’re Up To

    Couldn’t Possibly Speculate What They’re Up To

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, people back then shared beds all the time. There was barely any privacy and servants would often sleep in the same room as their employers and their employers children. A mistress and servant sleeping in the same bed doesn't automatically mean they were a couple. The fact that they embrace is the real clue imo.

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    #32

    I Checked The Comments; And Yeah, She Was Serious

    I Checked The Comments; And Yeah, She Was Serious

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad the two grooms never showed up though.

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    #33

    Travelling Buds

    Travelling Buds

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is it difficult to know how to react in these situations? If you assume someone is gay you could be called out on it and if you don't assume that then you end up on here. I am genuinely confused as to how to act, somebody please help!

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    #34

    A Likely Story

    A Likely Story

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    kath morgan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All we can say is that they were close enough that their loved ones thought they’d like to be laid to rest together. I think that’s lovely

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    #35

    Because They're Bi, Harold. Get Over It

    Because They're Bi, Harold. Get Over It

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    #36

    This Piece Is Called "Brotherhood Of The Nations" Lmao

    This Piece Is Called "Brotherhood Of The Nations" Lmao

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Brotherhood", ha ! This is good friendship, dude.

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    #37

    I Can't Titles

    I Can't Titles

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    #38

    My Friends Got Engaged This Weekend, A Distant Cousin Chimed In

    My Friends Got Engaged This Weekend, A Distant Cousin Chimed In

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    #39

    Like Mother And Daughter

    Like Mother And Daughter

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    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, who kisses their mother like that ??

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    #40

    May Have Come Out After Tweeting I Am Non-Binary

    May Have Come Out After Tweeting I Am Non-Binary

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough of this hinting, are you or aren't you?

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    #41

    Lmao There Are Pride Flags In The Background

    Lmao There Are Pride Flags In The Background

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "attack on straight People"... Are we getting attacked again, like our whole lives, being judged, discriminated and hated? 🙄🙄

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    #42

    That’s How Long Y’all Been Married Or?

    That’s How Long Y’all Been Married Or?

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    Asy EnderDragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww, I'm guessing that's him transitioning. great glow-up if it is.

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    #43

    This Is A Whole Other Level Of Denial

    This Is A Whole Other Level Of Denial

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    #44

    Behold, One Of My Favourite Posts On The Internet Ever

    Behold, One Of My Favourite Posts On The Internet Ever

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    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or could this be a picture of a bunch of women? I mean there's no clues about sexuality here or am I missing something?

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    #45

    It's Their Nature!

    It's Their Nature!

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about not denying the way you were born Kelly...

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    #46

    My Mom Was Watching A Preview Ad Thingy Of Say Yes To The Dress With This Couple And She Said Its About A Double Wedding

    My Mom Was Watching A Preview Ad Thingy Of Say Yes To The Dress With This Couple And She Said Its About A Double Wedding

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both stnning but i love the huge smile of the woman in the background.

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    #47

    Now That’s Friendship!

    Now That’s Friendship!

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    #48

    Aww, Such Gal Pals! Absolutely Nothing Gay Here, No Sir!

    Aww, Such Gal Pals! Absolutely Nothing Gay Here, No Sir!

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "gal pal" is tabloid shorthand for "girlfriend" when the paper isn't sure if the two are actually in a relationship or not.

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    #49

    Guys, Is He Gay... Or Gay?

    Guys, Is He Gay... Or Gay?

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    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever his preference, he was a deeply vile person.

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    #50

    Did We Watch The Same Film?

    Did We Watch The Same Film?

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie is awesome indeed but I wonder how they find it "fascinating" while completely missing the point of it being such an obvious lesbian love story. The filmmaker and actresses must have mixed feelings about that kind of compliment.

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    #51

    Literally Misgendered Them In The Article About Their Gender - How??

    Literally Misgendered Them In The Article About Their Gender - How??

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    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reminder to us all: respect pronouns. it's the nice and polite thing to do.

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    #52

    Gee, That's A Real Mystery

    Gee, That's A Real Mystery

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our ancient Greeks just were not such prudes as many people nowadays.

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    #53

    Which One Of You Is The Man?

    Which One Of You Is The Man?

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    #54

    The GF And I Went To A Cemetery Today And Saw This. Translation: Serge And Kevin - Friendship Never Dies

    The GF And I Went To A Cemetery Today And Saw This. Translation: Serge And Kevin - Friendship Never Dies

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    #55

    Can One Send This Item To This Man? Wears Always A Skirt.

    Can One Send This Item To This Man? Wears Always A Skirt.

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