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30 Times ‘Nice Guys’ Showed Their True Incel Nature As Soon As They Got Rejected, As Shared On This Twitter Page (New Pics)
If you've ever been a part of the online dating market, you know that finding love on the internet can be awkward, annoying, or downright scary. Sure, there are plenty of beautiful people ready to hook up or serve as potential for something bigger. But every once in a while, you get matched with a total rando, who puts you off online dating for a good week. And there's no better way to understand what we mean if not for the 'Incel Pickup Lines' page.
Having just shy of 500,000 followers, this Twitter page delights in the most pitiful online attempts at wooing women. It showcases the most dismal entries as a stark reminder that you can never truly know if someone is a virgin by choice or because they are just, simply put, creepy.
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LadyJaye(she/they) 2 years ago
Naw, I think he gonna need the whole burn unit.
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Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Not to mention "should have said". It is never, ever "should of". Really.
The term 'incel' gained global recognition only in recent years, representing a specific form of contemporary male anger known as involuntary celibacy. This phenomenon predominantly involves young, often white and right-wing individuals who desire romantic and sexual relationships but find themselves unable to establish them.
Frustrated by the absence of sexual and emotional intimacy in their lives, they usually seek solace and reinforcement within toxic online communities, fostering an environment characterized by bitterness and hate. Although in 2017, the 41,000-strong community of r/incels was shut down by Reddit for hosting "violent" and misogynistic content. But this didn't stop them from scurrying to other crevices of the internet.
While the phenomenon of involuntary celibacy has existed in society's shadows for many years - the term itself first popularized in the '90s - it has gained prominence only in the last decade or so. Obtaining comprehensive research on this topic is challenging, but some data suggests that a significant portion of millennial men in the United States, ranging from 15-to-30%, could potentially fall under the incel classification today.
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#2
Spencer's slave 2 years ago
Might need to lend her a magnifying glass as well
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In order to find out why these men are so terrible at dating, let alone getting some steamy action, Bored Panda reached out to Brandon Sparks, an assistant professor in forensic psychology at Kingston University in London, who is one of the leading researchers on the subject of incels.
"Part of my hypothesis - which you just don't have the capacity to test, really - was me thinking that this kind of iteration of inceldom rose quite quickly alongside the prevalence and popularity of dating apps," Sparks explained. "Dating apps can be really effective, you know. But you also can be rejected by a lot of people in a really short window. And even someone who's fairly popular might be like, 'Wow, I've never experienced this degree of rejection,' just sitting at home."
#3
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
*david attenborough voice* and here, we have an example of natural selection in the wild.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Um...pretty sure you can find naked pics for free online. No shooting required.
Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
Wow. Who the heck thinks this is a good idea? 'Oh, I know. I'll just text this random stranger and tell them I'll kill myself if they don't send nudes. That'll definitely work.'
DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
They act like there isn't a billion nude pics online they could access with a quick search.
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
Okay. Time to stop. Had a guy threaten to kill me and another threaten to kill himself back when I was dating. Apparently not over that.
#5
Deidre Lippnik 2 years ago
It's funny when guys were like ,"when you're over 35 no one's going to want you" but they are 35 and nobody wants them LOL
After speaking with a handful of incels about their online dating experience, Sparks was able to discover some fascinating data. "Basically, incels choose a larger geographic radius, wider age range, and swipe right more often on someone. They do it about two-thirds of the time. Non-incel men said they only do it maybe about half of the time," he said.
#6
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
I'd shoot him for real too for that tasteless joke. Granted, I'd be using a BB gun but shoot him still. SMH!!!
Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
What kind of monster do you have to be to make a joke like that to ANYONE?
Fire Singer 2 years ago
Who does this? Who actually says these things thinking anyone will respond positively to it?
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
WTF!! I didn't even understand for a minute...I got confused with "dropping the kids off at the pool" people say when taking a dump. My brain is strange. Maybe it recognized this a-holes comment and taking a dump is essentially the same thing
#7
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Dude! Introduce yourself in person while in line and ask if she wants you to text her later. FFS!
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Thanks and what is your last name? OK great. You should be served with the restraining order in the next 48 hours
#8
The Other Guest 2 years ago
"Thinks in my head" gosh and here all these years I've been thinking in my left big toe. I've been doing it all wrong!
Some guy 2 years ago (edited)
Different people think with different appendages. Where's YOUR mind been?!
Load More Replies... Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
Just why? Why do people do this? Do they honestly think that *sweats nervously* is attractive?
The Other Guest 2 years ago (edited)
I don't mind it if it's just once or twice in a conversation to indicate tone or intent. But when it turns into a whole roleplaying situation, particularly if you don't know if the other person enjoys that sort of thing, then it makes me cringe in secondhand embarrassment. EDIT TO ADD: And yes, I think they do think that "::sweats nervously::" makes them appear to be shy, and that you are SO AMAZING that they get nervous just talking to you. Yuck.
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Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
It is understandable that some people are socially awkward like this in person. There can be lots of reasons for it, and it can be difficult for some people to manage. However, texting this narrated awkwardness is a very weird, stupid, and deliberate choice. Just...why? Even as a sometimes shy, anxious person with autism who often fidgets and can't make eye contact with anyone, I know better than to do this.
mr_sarcastic 2 years ago
Dating advice: most people find roleplay weird and creepy. Knock it off
Some guy 2 years ago
Apparently watching a pan. (They never boil that way, you know.)
Load More Replies..."What's interesting: non-incel men said that they match about a third of the time - incels reported matching about 5% of the time. So despite having cast a wider 'net' and therefore seeing more people, and swiping right on more people, they're matching far far less." He also adds that incels have twice as much chance to be 'ghosted', compared to their non-celibate counterparts.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
"flawnt". My inner English major just shrieked in agony. (I know that's not the worst part of it, but I just cringe extra hard when I see misspellings in already-cringey texts/posts.)
Moezzzz 2 years ago
Dude seems like a real piece of dog excrement. And his reasoning is incredibly flawed and probably dead wrong. If by "flawnting" (Jeezus, I hate the way he spelled it; my inner English professor is screaming) her boobs means the top part was showing (bathing suit, dress, etc), then apparently all of us have been flashing people for years.
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Moezzzz 2 years ago
So one pathetic piece of sh*t telling someone to kill themselves bc their wife found out about them asking for nude pics? The mental gymnastics it takes to blame someone else for their own mistakes. Hope he either gets his sh*t together or his wife finds someone who values her more than this. Wow
#10
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Yeah I haven't really been too bothered by the BP censorship, but this is a bit much
Load More Replies... Fire Singer 2 years ago
No no no no no! The whole roleplay thing using "*" is bad enough, unless you know the person and that's what you are equally into then that's cool, but this is just horrifying!
THE DERP 2 years ago
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Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
Whatever this whole *talking* to yourself b******t trend is really starting to drive me fuckking crazy!
#11
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
In that case, why aren't the bots programmed to apologize and stop messaging users who say they are under 18?
Load More Replies... In the online dating world, which accounts for 39% of couple meet-ups in the United States, physical appearance, height, and social status often serve as prerequisites for initial connections. Offline, many incels struggle due to a lack of fundamental social skills necessary to navigate relationships with the opposite sex.
An internal poll conducted on the website Incels.is revealed that 26% of forum users identified themselves as having some form of autism. For these men, flirting, which requires an intuitive grasp of subtle nonverbal cues and unspoken sexual tension, does not seem to come naturally.
#12
Lotus Flower in Space 🪷 2 years ago (edited)
Pedophiliac incel. Hope these kids notified someone of these monsters.
A P 2 years ago
Well, with that level of game, I'm not sure he'll ever have a chance to offend. Hopefully.
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Geez that escalated quickly. And why do these middle-aged men think they are attractive to girls their daughter's age????
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
He's probably her dad's age. That is disgusting.
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DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
"There is nothing wrong"....no darling, there are a trillion things wrong with an older person lusting over an underdeveloped person.
#13
Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
…and one of my best friends is gay…..so I’m obviously not racist or homophobic! God people are stupid and scary!
Some guy 2 years ago
And she hadn't even suggested he was racist. At that point she'd only called him on the "animal" thing.
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Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
Oh, my... If this guy voted for Obama, he'd have to be *at least* 28. Imaging someone of this age speaking in such a way. Not only vile and offensive, but grossly immature.
Kurtis Wethington 2 years ago
I literally laughed out loud because of the last part! Like *that* was going to be his big saving move!
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#14
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
*i've. *for. *you. if you're going to be a creep stalker then at least mind your effing grammar.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Send the boyfriend over with a crowbar. When this idiot answers the door, have the boyfriend whip it out and say "Start sucking"
Some guy 2 years ago
"Play your cards right, baby, and all this can be yours!'
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According to Sparks, the majority of incels gravitate towards fellow individuals who share their "cursed" predicament because they struggle to find understanding elsewhere. He points out that many incels lack a substantial social circle, or in some cases, any friends at all. "Most people have experienced some degree of romantic rejection, but someone who has experienced a normal amount of rejections - but has also had some success - is most likely not going to really understand what it's like to experience that chronically."
#15
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
would you like to get murdered today? if so, please hang out with him. 'do you live alone' ????
Mary 2 years ago
That doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll be murdered!!! What’s so wrong with asking if anyone lives alone??
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Nizumi 2 years ago
"Why don't you just order food in?" This. This is why. FFS, to add to the list of shìt women have to do to be safe: Go to a thrift store and buy a couple of men's jackets or like a windbreaker and flannel shirt, an old baseball hat or two and a pair of men's shoes in the biggest size they have. Keep them in sight of the door so that anyone dropping of deliveries can see them. Fûck - the fact we have to do this is infuriating.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Reply to him: "Look, I am interested in guys who wish to climb the corporate ladder and not the one they use for their window cleaning side hustle"
Angry Unicorn 2 years ago
OH MY GOD! I am so scared for this person...HE KNOWS WHERE THEY LIVE!
mooshoflove 2 years ago
This is one of my fears!! It's why I wait for the delivery person to leave first...
DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
Do you live alone?.....Uh no dude I live with 10 huge a*s convicts who never sleep.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Again, I don't understand where this modern type of "roleplaying" came from XD I used to roleplay in AOL chatrooms in the early 90s, but it was fantasy-genre-themed and kept carefully PG by the mods. I didn't see anyone roleplay online like this for years after AOL/dialup internet died. Apparently it's making a comeback, but it's gross and creepy XD
mooshoflove 2 years ago
YO!! I'VE BEEN THINKING THE SAAAME THING!!!!! thought this died out! Never realized for creepy it was back in the 90s!!
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RandomPersonOnline 2 years ago
The most I’ve used asterisks is when I do *shrugs* with my friends or *rolls eyes*. And also when I spell smth wrong
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Get to know someone for real first and then ask if they want to text role play later. Sheesh!
Hakitosama 2 years ago
Ho you want to rp? Ok we RP Call of Cthulhu and spoiler... You're not the Cultist b*
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#18
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
Seems you are a ignorant misogynistic jerk who deserves to be kicked in the nuts many, many times. Those women had families and f*****g lives. And one of them was a TWELVE YEAR OLD SEVENTH-GRADER. You are disgusting.
Fire Singer 2 years ago
I really really hope the reply was someone being sarcastic. I hope that...but seeing these other posts my hopes aren't high.
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
I guess in this case, "entitled" means "doesn't want to get murdered"...?
Sonja 2 years ago (edited)
The fun thing is, Bundy called himself a monster and admitted he did what he did for no other reason than wanting to do it. He never made excuses and never said his victims deserved it. He almost bragged with his normality, the normality of his family and upbringing and that he could have lived a normal life if he wanted. He had a normal, long time gf too who loved him. I think it's really depressing that a sick serial killer has still more decency and honesty than an incel NiceGuy™. Not that this makes Ted Bundy any less of a monster.
DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
He was in a friggin' relationship for most of the murders. Even still nothing justifies murder - nobody owes you anything especially their life.
"They feel like they can't just go out and tell people, 'Hey, I'm an incel' or 'I'm a 30-year-old virgin.' Even though there shouldn't really be any judgment for that," Sparks argued. Part of it, of course, falls on the media's portrayal of these individuals.
"Many feel like they couldn't talk about it because there's some shaming associated with being different. But now, with the way people talk about it, jokes being made about incels - I think it's just made it more difficult for them. It's just gonna push them further underground."
#19
Mac 2 years ago
Gen X does thar all the time for some reason...I can vouch.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
One time I did accidentally drunk text "dad" instead of "dan". That was uncomfortable. But unless your name is "Mon" not really a good excuse
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#21
Fat Harry 2 years ago
I hate this roleplay s**t. I can't believe it's ever worked, it's so cringeworthy.
Seonag Udell 2 years ago
So agree, it's totally off putting and gives me the ick.
Load More Replies... mooshoflove 2 years ago (edited)
OMG I'm 34 and this made me throw up in my mouth ... No wonder there aren't many 1988 people alive these days... 🤢
#22
kansasmagic 2 years ago
He's just courting her! Perfectly normal behavior.
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Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
I was talking to a guy on PoF a long time ago and he started getting all pissed cause I didn't reply after 5 minutes, told him i was making dinner for my kid and he told me he should be more important ( we had literally just stated talking the day before). I blocked him, he made a SECOND account to continue to yell at me. Yea, I hid my account after that for a while.
Nick Curtis 2 years ago
If you were trying to contact someone who blocked you. why would you lead with hey you already blocked me somewhere else. like did you think it was just a silly mistake or she was playing hard to get?
#23
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Oh man, the part 2 makes it so much worse (it's a different pic on the thread, talking about how he's followed her her whole life and "promised her mother he'd protect her" and beat up her ex-boyfriend John and stuff)
#24
CatWoman1014 2 years ago
Sure but it’ll cost you to continue to talk to me. Since I’m a whòre it’ll be $50 per text going forward
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
I am so glad to be old enough to have married before online dating and social media. Disgusting.
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
"You are 3rd world country " apparently they can't English themselves 🤦🏻♂️
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
I certainly hope so. If not, hire an actual sex worker.
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David H 2 years ago
Turkey is known to play both sides. Turkey supports Israel and buys weapons from them. Turkey also supports the Palestinians, and has been known to give money to Hamas. Turkey supports the Uyghurs, but also supports the CCP control of Xinyang. Turkey is Nato and an ally of the US, Turkey also supports Putin. Turkey plays both sides in every conflict these days.
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Turkey is very versatile. In fact, I just read a meatloaf recipe today.
mooshoflove 2 years ago
If you mean gorgeous, then yes. (Removed your downvote)
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Cheeky chicken 2 years ago
I don't know why, but I find this one extremely disturbing. The ones from the p@ed0s are terrifying and sick and made me so angry, but this one for some reason makes me very uneasy and uncomfortable. I hope whoever received this got the police involved and is ok and the sender, well I have a few ideas about what should be in their (and the p@ed0 ppl) future, but the censors would block so much of it there would just be line after line of asterisks x
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Someone needs to check his basement to see if he's hiding women down there... Creep.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Doubt it. His mother is well aware he has never touched a woman. It would require him leaving her basement.
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
:| that went from uncomfortable to "call the cops" in 3 paragraphs...
Pineapple (he/him) 2 years ago
nah bro this went from uncomfortable to "i need a swat team on my location"
Load More Replies... Annabeth Chase 2 years ago
That's more than creepy, that's "actually call the police Kate this is no joke are you ok"
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
When incels don't realize that there is a difference between customers who go to BDSM sex dungeons and people who just want to use dating apps. Establish trust and consent before claiming someone as your sub, you f*****g wankstain!
Nick Curtis 2 years ago
And this is what the kink world refers to as a fake dom. And a pretty dangerous one at that. He should get reported to everywhere that will listen
#27
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
How am I? Well, are you a four year old? Sorry, I'm not into pedophilia.
Some guy 2 years ago
Let's not jump to conclusions. He might just be a puppy.
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I have noticed that Chihuahuas are often very nervous people. Of course, they are very small.
Load More Replies... Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
Seems they think the whole asterisk roleplay thing is cute and can't be resisted.
Load More Replies... Some guy 2 years ago
So he was hitting on her in the bathroom? That's problematic too.
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Some guy 2 years ago
I'm a straight man, but apparently I should see what a naked man looks like, just to be sure?
Featherking 2 years ago
“Sure. What you do is google the number to the nearest suicide prevention hotline. Have a good one.”
#29
CatWoman1014 2 years ago
I read the rest of this convo as it was shared on a TikTok I follow and he was asking a lot of questions bc he didn’t really understand non-binary/gender fluid and the person was being an a*s to him. He wasn’t an incel, he was just ignorant and was willing to admit that.
Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
And apparently willing to learn, judging from this screenshot. Don't think this belongs here.
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A P 2 years ago
He's not sure about anything related to gender fluidity, I wouldn't really expect him to have mental health issues rock solid, either. I'd honestly be half surprised if he even has the basic gay/bi/straight concept down yet.
Load More Replies... DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
If you didn't know what something meant why wouldn't you google it before assuming?
Charito Espartero 2 years ago
Hahaha! That person is not wrong. I can’t stop laughing at this one, it’s pretty hilarious 😂 i’m referring to the they/them 🤣😂
#30
Some guy 2 years ago
Exactly! Good grammar is at least refreshing, if not arousing.
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Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Considering how few people on the internet use homophones correctly, there is nothing wrong with this.
#31
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
First off: Guys and girls CAN just be friends! And now, more importantly: that’s a horrible comment to make. He might’ve DIED from that! You don’t make a comment like that to a tragic situation!
DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
Humans can be friends without it having to be a sexualized relationship. People who use the term friendzoned are bringing down an intelligent species. Sex is not the end-all, be-all in life, we are not houseflies that live for a week.
#33
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
It'd be "neutered", for males. You spay females. Personally I prefer the gender-inclusive word, "sterilized".
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Lucas Reyna 2 years ago
Why do they feel the need to stereotype and prey on the furry fandom? It really sucks.
#34
mooshoflove 2 years ago
😱😱😱😱😱 did they... "Just leave?!" How did they find your address?!?!
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PunnyPanda 2 years ago
"creepy" is something you perceive, doesn't matter what your intentions are, bro. If she says you're being creepy, you are.
Fire Singer 2 years ago
"All i wanted was either have sex, cuddle, or get f-d up" Oh, well ok then! My bad for the misunderstanding. /s
#35
Kharyss 2 years ago
“isms” tend to spawn in multiples. Sexism. Racism. Two sides of the same coin.
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Ramen isn't even Chinese. It has its roots in Chinese noodle dishes, but "ramen" in its current well-known form was invented by the Japanese in the early 1900s.
Pineapple (he/him) 2 years ago
stalin nah im kidding but anyway bro wtf thats like saying you can make tacos and asking what my favorite cartel is
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I know he wasn't joking, but the last line is genuinely funny if he had been.
#36
#37
mooshoflove 2 years ago
Sadly.. I think their reply with, "why," gave the fella misguided hope.
Load More Replies... Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Oh yeah, courting. Definitely. I'll see you in court about the restraining order.
#38
Goth Nurse 2 years ago
Oh so attractive - guy with baby talk, no confidence, no manners.. I'm just tingling right now!
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Shhh. Stop describing this guy before I have to go rub one out. 😳
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
As a former furry, I'd like to state that 99% of furries do not "uwu" or "OwO". We refute all association with creeps like this guy.
Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
I literally want to puke just reading this! It actually hurts my brain!
PunnyPanda 2 years ago
Hoping illicit substances were involved with this... Otherwise, I give up.
#39
Bored Potato 2 years ago
Nice my a*s. And if you're getting all offended over someone rejecting you it seems like you can't get over things either.
Fire Singer 2 years ago
And not even a full blown rejection! She said she wasn't interested at the moment! She's processing some major grief FFS she might need some time to "get over it". I can't imagine how he reacts when someone just point blank rejects him all together. He should be on some kind of police watch as a potential serial killer.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Why did you apologize? Whack the s**t out of that manilpulative bastard!
mooshoflove 2 years ago
That made me so angry!!! She should not have apologized and I'm desperately hoping she didn't get sucked into that a$&holes world!!!
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)
Wow! Did he really just try to abuse an abused woman into a relationship with him after losing her son? I hope she shared this with her friends group
PunnyPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Woah. "F**k your dead baby?" That's some next level crazy b******t. I understand the appeasement apology for self protection, but really hope she blocked that twat and has a safety plan.
#40
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Ilk never understand why these guys go straight for the insults. Learn to accept rejection with some grace.
mooshoflove 2 years ago
Just imagining them working a sales job... "Hi, I'm calling about your cars extended warranty..." --- "no thank you." --- "fine! Go k*ll yourself c*nt!" 😱
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Annabeth Chase 2 years ago
"I'm sorry I'm gonna have to say no" "okay go off yourself !#&^*(&^(*&^"
#41
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Dude. What is up with all of this roleplaying in text?! I grew up in the late 80s/early 90s when AOL/the internet was really getting started/available to everyone. I roleplayed online in the Red Dragon Inn and Star's End Bar chatrooms on AOL, but it was all innocent, fun, sword-and-sorcery type fantasy-genre roleplaying. We'd have food fights and stuff. I do NOT understand this kind of roleplaying at all, and it grosses me out.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I was a teen in the mid 90's and this tuff was DEFINITELY around and available back then- I came across some pretty messed up chat rooms where stuff like this happened all the time- I still remember finding some of it really gross and disturbing (not that I want to kink shame, but yeah!)
Load More Replies... cadena kuhn 2 years ago
I hope someone sent this to the team or something they should know creeps are doing this under their name
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Lucy James 2 years ago
Bro ikr, Im eating right now and this made me want to throw up
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago (edited)
is that a croissant? EDIT: UPON FURTHER INSPECTION IT IS AS A MATTER OF FACT NOT A CROISSANT
Lori Harper 2 years ago
I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that and hope I never do again
Fire Singer 2 years ago
Run girl, run! Straight to the cops for a no contact order. Holy shirt balls.
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
If you are imagining that as something disturbing, then it's probably what you think it is. I can't even begin to describe it.
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Oh. I thought it was the sound of your pants ripping when you bend over.
Persephone 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's what that sound was, bc you know the tiny peepee was only played a sad violin song by the universe.
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#45
Enlee Jones 2 years ago
Because women aren’t allowed to know they’re gorgeous unless a man gives them permission.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I hate to say that I used to be one of those girls. For so long I would say "no I'm not" when I got a compliment. As I grew up I became more confident in myself and my self-esteem rose. I realized that maybe I deserved those compliments so I started to accept them with grace. Now I say "Thank you" even if I don't think I deserve it.
DarkAngelNic 2 years ago
"That is what girls are suppose to do"....Nobody needs to do anything my dude and people are allowed to have confidence.
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#47
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Followup: No, 8 am is not too early to start drinking. Sometimes, it's even necessary. My brain cells are sad that this exists.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I've never heard it called a "fleshlight" before. What does that even mean? Yuck!
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Bronze Republic 2 years ago
I feel bad upvoting this as upvoting usually means best, but I remember I am upvoting for the most horrible.
#48
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
He's trying to tell you he doesn't know how to aim for the toilet, since he can't see his penis.
#49
Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
I know. Let alone having no respect for other people, how can you have that little self-respect? I'd rather die alone than even think half this s**t
Load More Replies... mooshoflove 2 years ago
I'm so glad she stopped responding.. any reply would just give fuel to his fire. It is sad though.. I hope he finds his confidence, (in a healthy way), and learns to love himself.
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Fat Harry 2 years ago
If I saw her sitting opposite me at a chess tournament I'd think "How the hell did I end up at a chess tournament?!"
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
Did he just say he was going to move his p**n over to the other p**n?? I'm confused LMAO
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
WOW the censorship, BP... it's a chess piece *eyeroll*
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couch potato 2 years ago
If she was sitting across from me I would have no idea what move I would make because I suck at chess.
Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
Well it looks like she's playing as white, so depending on her opening I'd probably play the French defense :)
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Reminds me of the old meme: When you say "I seen" I assume you won't finish that sentence with "the inside of a book".
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
When does a, "butt on his body moment," happen? What does that even meeaan?!
Susie Elle 2 years ago
Do these people know that friendship exists and that there's a whole 'nother ballgame involved aside from simply "f**k y/n"?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
May all your dude friends be very careful trying to pass you in a hallway.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Wow!- imagine being soo lonely and having so little contact with women and the world that you honestly don't understand the concept of FRIENDSHIP that isn't based on what gender you are !?how on earth were people like this brought up to not understand this concept!?
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Someone is missing a business opportunity here: teaching men the art of the graceful rejection.
Dani M 2 years ago
too dangeroius and probably no money in it. seems like they don´t even realize they might not be right (shocked pikachu face)
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Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
"Cute boy but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice"
Load More Replies... Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Tried to come up with a witty comment about "silence being deafening, because apparently he thinks she's become (visually??) deaf since she didn't respond the first time........but it's 2:30am, and I've read so many of these that I'm basically too disgusted to be witty!
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
The poor grammar is distracting, notwithstanding you equating losing your dog to this poor woman losing her husband.
Laura Dawson 2 years ago
What do you mean by that? An animal dying can hurt just as much as a person dying & I think you are a real sh*tty person for saying something like that. Animals are family members and sometimes the only beings someone has. To belittle that is bs in general.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I'm from a country where women have a huge reputation for usually having TWO hips. I'll tell you a secret. At least in my case, it is 100% true!
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Jocie (they/them) 2 years ago
he cries, as his masculinity, already fragile, is shattered. He calls her a b!tch and she calls 911 on this f*cker.
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I don't know a single woman or person with boobs who would "blush and say thanks" after a rando dude grabbed their hajoobaloobs. Scream, get pissed, slap the dude, and call the cops are the more likely responses.
Enlee Jones 2 years ago
**Then after she blushes and says thank you**. You spelled “after she maces me in the face and calls the police” wrong.
mooshoflove 2 years ago
I guess... at least .. they would ask for permission instead of just starting with physical sexual harassment, (idk .. grasping at straws.. this thread hurts my soul). 😮💨
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
"How NOT to touch a Woman's boobs"- you missed a word there mate- fixed it for ya!
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I hate to break it to you Buddy (actually no, that's a lie- as a woman, I'd LOVE to explain it to you) but she probably isn't going to blush and so on if you randomly grab her boobs, THEN ask if you can grab her boobs- it's more likely she'll grab (and twist) something backA and it isn't gonna be fun for ypu!
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Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
The sad thing is women could probably send most of these to men and it wouldn't be a deal-breaker 😅
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not going to lie... This one made me laugh
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Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
My inner voice immediately turned into my mother: "I BEG YOUR PARDON?!"
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Your pictures f****d me up! Solution: just don't look at them, stupid!
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potatoe 2 years ago
Ok I hope I don't downvoted but someone tell me what is so wrong with this one? i just saw a failed attempt at a pickup line and genuinely cracked up?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I think it got added to the list because it's a bit cringey. It's honestly not as bad as some of the other ones.
Load More Replies... Fat Harry 2 years ago
Actually... I think the whole line is probably "I'm the asteroid and you're the planet and I'm going to smash you" or something along those lines, so it's not all that funny.
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Megan is my name. Reading a text message with my name is disgusting. Ugh 🤢
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Exactly- reminds me of those men on social media who go on about being "alpha men"- because 1-if you have to say/tell people you're an Alpha Male, you really AREN'T one and 2- wtf is an Alpha Male and why should I want one anyway!? Lol
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Yeah, I'm coughing up a loogie all over your shoes; hope you don't mind.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I know, right! These guys would do much better if they just stuck to the point instead of vomiting out their texts in a disingenuous stream of consciousness. But as you said, they're not too bright.
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Wow. It took two months for this incel to go postal. That's got to be a new record!
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I'm sure it was two months, in his head. In reality, prob 20 minutes.
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Pineapple (he/him) 2 years ago
i would open with why am i in a police station am i being arrested
freakingbee is going offline 2 years ago
my mom and i were just quoting this yesterday lmao this doesn't belong here
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talliloo 2 years ago
i usually pass these kinds of posts over but was bored so dived in. OMG! i can't imagine getting one of these kinds of texts. while i have heard that there is this whole incel population that has a tendency to get this way i had never read any of the kind of things that are sent. seems that these guys don't need a girl they need therapy and find out why they react like this. it's more than just not getting a date with a girl they like as it seems it runs much deeper than that. to go from trying to charm someone to attacking them is psychotic.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Between this and the collection of "alpha male" posts, I'm starting to think... Well, no, I can't think at all. What the f**k, fellow men? What...the...ever...loving...actual...f**k???
Noname 2 years ago (edited)
I was friends with a woman (married but separated) who was using a dating app, would match with someone, meet them for coffee, often have sex right after or on the 2nd "date", then, if they didn't reply promptly to her messages (or at all) for the next few days, she'd get angry and through repeated texts, insist that they explain to her why they weren't responding to her messages. She told me she believed she had a "right" to know why they were ghosting her. I asked her why would they buy the cow when the milk was free?
talliloo 2 years ago
i usually pass these kinds of posts over but was bored so dived in. OMG! i can't imagine getting one of these kinds of texts. while i have heard that there is this whole incel population that has a tendency to get this way i had never read any of the kind of things that are sent. seems that these guys don't need a girl they need therapy and find out why they react like this. it's more than just not getting a date with a girl they like as it seems it runs much deeper than that. to go from trying to charm someone to attacking them is psychotic.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Between this and the collection of "alpha male" posts, I'm starting to think... Well, no, I can't think at all. What the f**k, fellow men? What...the...ever...loving...actual...f**k???
Noname 2 years ago (edited)
I was friends with a woman (married but separated) who was using a dating app, would match with someone, meet them for coffee, often have sex right after or on the 2nd "date", then, if they didn't reply promptly to her messages (or at all) for the next few days, she'd get angry and through repeated texts, insist that they explain to her why they weren't responding to her messages. She told me she believed she had a "right" to know why they were ghosting her. I asked her why would they buy the cow when the milk was free?
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