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Tomorrow is Monday perhaps isn't the only short scary story you've heard. Other one line horror stories include: your debit card has been declined, the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken, or your memory card is full. And although that's some horrifying stuff, there're plenty of two sentence horror stories and short scary stories lurking online that might actually give you nightmares at night.
With the spooky season soon approaching, there's a lot of planning beforehand: look for Halloween costume ideas, purchase and hang up some Halloween decorations, research some Halloween-themed snacks, and compile a list of ghost movies to watch. However, the to-do list wouldn't be complete without some freaky ghost stories and scary campfire tales just to add to that extra spookiness.
However, while we certainly urge you to read horror books, there are alternative ways to get in that spooky spirit ahead of All Hallows Eve. The terrifying thing with horror is that sometimes it takes just a few words (such as the gas prices) to give someone the heebie-jeebies and scary horror one-liners do just that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the most haunting short horror stories (think one or two sentences long) that will take seconds to read but may take hours (or more) to forget. Do you know of any scary short stories? Let us know! And if you are interested to read about real-life horror encounters, check out these creepy stories shared by fellow Pandas. Happy Boo-ing!
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#1
It actually really bothers me when people call black girls ‘chocolate’, and white girls ‘vanilla’ because neither taste any different than pork.
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#2
I've been living with the love of my life for 5 years now, I think it's more than enough time to finally introduce myself.
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
Holy cow- yep, I will be stealing some of these (by stealing, I mean making my statuses and such)
AstralTheElf They/She/Them/Her 2 years ago
i have one. They looked everywhere but never found anything. Thank goodness they didnt find the corpse of their child with me eating his tender flesh.
#3
The existence of the uncanny valley suggests that in the past, our survival instincts had a reason to be afraid of something that looked human, but wasn't.
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Other subspecies of human such as neanderthals maybe too.
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AndThenICommented 3 years ago
It’s the unpredictability. Unfortunately, I’ve had my fair share of experience with addicts and that can be a very similar feeling - looking at someone that is ‘human’ but not quite right. It can be quite scary for someone who isn’t professionally trained to recognise certain behaviour
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Anything that does not appear safe or raises our stress level (hair) threatens our survival.
#4
I just saw my reflection blink.
#5
They say cats have 9 lives, but I swear I’ve buried him at least 11 times.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
My grandma’s cat seriously does have 9 lives. (Well, maybe not LITERALLY). But she has “died” before several times. She got run over by a truck wheel. They put her in a bucket and when they opened it up later she was meowing and waiting to be let out. She disappeared for a couple weeks and my grandma thought she was dead. Turned out she was trapped inside the schoolhouse (my grandma owns a schoolhouse that she used to go to school in, but that’s mostly beside the point). When Grandma opened the door to the schoolhouse, the cat comes running out. She somehow survived on mice or bugs or something? The cat wasn’t originally my grandma’s, so she had to email the original owner that the cat died at least twice and then email again when she found out that never mind, the cat was alive.
#6
I’m watching my girlfriend through the window. I wonder how much longer I need to keep the oven on.
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
their gf is outside and they're making sure she doesn't come in bc they're cooking for her
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
At first I didn’t get it. Do they mean that the girlfriend is being cooked inside the oven?
#7
To the girl who keeps pounding on my door at night. I’m not letting you out.
IEat ChildLivers 3 years ago
Nah bro she needs to learn a lesson for coming back after I killed her last time
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#9
They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.
Lycia Harding 5 months ago
No worries - he can tell them all about it in 10,000 years
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Anonymous Person 1 year ago
it was supposed to be one line they had one job the macadema nut cookie is coming for them
#10
I don’t mind that my housemate brings guys home. But just once, I’d like to see one of them leave.
𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗 3 years ago
I mean...Has he ever let u leave? Making you think your his roomate from manipulation but your really just someone he kidnapped?
#12
They found her dead body hanging from the ceiling. AGAIN.
#13
She figured the quickest way to help him get over his fear of the water was to hold him under the surface until he stopped panicking.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago
OH (just felt like the proper continuation lol)
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#14
My father wasn’t too terrible, but I certainly preferred my mother. Though, in hindsight, I may have simply overcooked him.
RandomHumanBean 3 years ago (edited)
same, its really irritating, isnt it. fathers just have a faster cooking time but i always forget that
Load More Replies... IEat ChildLivers 3 years ago
bro same with my kids, Susan was way more delicious than Nathan, then again he had liver disease so y'know.
#15
A few hours after I was buried alive, I was thrilled when I heard someone digging me out. My joy quickly faded when I realized the sound was coming from under me.
Gaurangi Awasthi 2 weeks ago
They were Buried... Alive.. they heard digging from under the coffin... Probably demons
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Thanks for digging me out and if you're not at least I won't be alive underground I'll finally be dead and hey they won't even have to re-bearing me
#16
They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
that's just Terry. he likes popping the bubble wrap, sorry for the scare
Ava Meyers 7 months ago
Terry and Jerry so unless you have twix white chocolate you should run
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Yes, you will hear the popping as the mannequins begin looking for you.
#17
Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.
Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago
Nah. Throw them out of the window. Much easier 👍
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#18
My wife keeps trying to convince me that our daughter passed away 2 years ago. As we argue, a small voice asks me, “Who are you talking to, daddy?”
R.M Cooper 2 years ago
I honestly laughed at that... is that a bad thing?
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
This makes me think the mom is dead because the daughter can’t see her.
#19
I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.
#20
There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I swear I live alone.
Anonymous Person 1 year ago
the man called terry the milkman who lives in youre closet took it. terry is just not social
Addison Solis-Narvaiz 1 year ago
its just Jerry, he thought you looked too good not to take one silly
María Hermida 2 years ago (edited)
I heard the story of a girl who was hiking along the Appalachian Trail alone and after a couple of days she started to have the weird feeling she was not alone, but she couldn't see anything and she thought it was just her imagination. Until one morning, when she discovered several photos in her mobile of herself sleeping. It was a programme about certain areas in the US where many people have disappeared, and they also interviewed people who had had really frightening experiences there.
#21
My sister died yesterday. Now I wish the doctor separated us at birth.
A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago
now if you really want to be creeped out, there was a pair of conjoined twins in the middle ages/renaissance. I don't remember their names. The live twin carried his brother's body for something like 4 days before he joined him in death.
#22
Why are the speed bumps screaming?
Violet Orchid 3 years ago
drink and drive. not drive and drink NEVER drive and drink
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#23
“Oops”, said the surgeon.
𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗 3 years ago
let me just get my ring out of your chest cavity real quick before i try to stop the bleeding from your lung that i punctured.
Urlocal_phyco 2 years ago
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH UNDERRATED COMMENT
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Beth Keene 3 years ago (edited)
During my ex-husband's vasectomy, the Dr. said "oops" and my ex-husband looked to make sure he still had his "parts."
Lycia Harding 5 months ago
"Nurse - schedule a single mastectomy for first thing in the morning..."
#24
"In the oven," said the note found inside the empty crib.
Liz Thomas 2 years ago
I said that to a beat and now I’m jamming out. “ My CaSSeRoLe”
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The band was so loud that I couldn't even hear the guy next to me scream as the knife went in.
3 years ago
how f****n dare they! ask them to turn it down! how inconsiderate *shakes head in disappointed*
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Damn good concert. The Singing Dead really know how to rock an audience.
Anonymous Person 1 year ago
to be fair some peoples are more funny than you have ever been
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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
Lori Harper 3 years ago
"Excuse me...I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
Hailey Himalaylee 4 months ago
"Excuse me kind sir but do you have the time to talk about Our good lord and savior Jesus christ?"
#27
When death came, I begged her not to take me as my newborn son needed me. Death laughed dryly, “But dear mother, I’m not here for you”.
Ashley Spurlock 3 years ago
Is super death more efficient than normal death?
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
Death: Dear mother, I'm not here for you. Or him for the matter... I'm going on vacation to Hawaii and need my passport. I'd bring you but... *points to newborn son* Too bad... *Sticks tongue out teasingly*
#28
My dad is a mad scientist and does his experiments in the basement. He doesn’t let me out because he says that mom will be horrified of me.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Uh dad, I'm 20 now!!! I'm allowed to meet people and have a social life, you know!!! Don't matter if I have an extra limb or my ribs are popping out of my skin, I am 20 and can mingle!!!
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
"haha, very funny dad. i have the pretzels." "oh cool come on up then"
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Bet Jumba wouldn’t have let ME out, but the United Galactic Federation got ahold of me, and I escaped, and one thing led to another, and I ended up on Earth. But despite being a blue fluffy alien I managed to pass as a dog and befriend a girl, so I have hope for you too!
Bo Jittins 3 months ago
"My dad is a mad scientist and does his experiments in the basement. I wonder what the rest of the house looks like."
#29
She always had restless leg syndrome, but the weird thing was that it didn’t stop even after she died.
Wackford Squeers 3 years ago
"So come the day when I don't exist / If the worms are flying through the graveyard mist / Don't go bothering the exorcist / It's just my restless legs" - Restless Legs, Half Man Half Biscuit
#30
If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long because there’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.
River wolf 2 years ago
Yeah, but what about the serial killer that the dog keeps barking at… (dog owners, you understand.)
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FluffyPanda 2 years ago
I try to keep my eyes closed because then they won’t want to kill me if I don’t dramatically scream when I see them lol
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Cover up, maybe it'll go away or maybe it has come to cuddle on this cold and windy night.,
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
My electric bill scare me every month. And I usually open the mail right after I put my p.js on and get comfy after a 12 hour shift.
Violet1854 6 months ago
Well guess what? I have ✨ anxiety ✨ . Jokes on you, I am always scared
#31
I’ve been looking for my sister all day long. But I don’t remember where I put all of the pieces.
Some black giirrrrllll 3 years ago
Plot twist: they're solving a puzzle and it's their sister's picture.
#32
You hear your mom calling you from the kitchen, and as you are heading down the stairs, you hear a whisper saying "Don't go down there honey, I heard it too".
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
my mom wouldn't be whispering with her loud a*s so I'd trust the one yelling lmao
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#33
You just won a staring contest against a doll.
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
it was one of those creepy baby dolls, you just moved it down and it "blinked"
#34
It only dawned on me once he slid the lock bolt firmly shut that his badge didn't look very convincing at all.
#35
Don’t worry, you will learn to love me with time.
#36
I had to quit my job as a surgeon because I had minor cravings I never knew about.
Liz Thomas 2 years ago
PICKLES he craves pickles, so he had to quit his job as a surgeon to stay home and eat pickles
#37
Day 312. Internet still not working.
What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago (edited)
I just heard Roy from IT Crowd "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" and then i thought of the episode with the bomb where he goes "Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?" and Jen screams "Yes! Sorry I just won £1000"
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“I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.
Lycia Harding 5 months ago
Should've buried her in sweats and her favorite hoodie, like she asked
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
She wanted the dress back and I wanted to wear it so i could be like her.
#39
You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.
Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago
You do live alone, but you had guests. Why did you forget about that?
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Just yourself talking to you. Wait until you see yourself leaning over you. Then maybe you'll get a bedmate.
#40
“Doctor I got rid of all my friends that you said I was imagining,” he said, “but now the problem is that when I try to explain, the cops say they can’t see you!”
Zoe Theriault-Marquis 1 year ago
dont worry! i js killed all of my friends bc u said they were fake!
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Wait… the imaginary friends were real and the doctor who was telling him to “get rid of” (kill) the real friends was actually imaginary? Just sorting this out in my head. And putting it in here because why not.
#41
As I held my only child in my arms, I heard her crying from the nursery on the baby monitor.
𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗 3 years ago
no, you forgot about your other kid. you always forget about me...mom.
Ysabel Richards 6 months ago
Beautiful. Such inspiring words, spoken by a true author.
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Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
You forgot about me remember the other twin you had twins do you not remember me Mom
#42
It’s a tough job, being a butcher in the middle of a meat shortage. I think the homeless are starting to wise up to why their friends are disappearing, too.
#43
If you were away yesterday... Who was the masked man who spent a romantic evening with me?
#44
I’ve been nailed to a wall for six months, the only thing she’s fed me is my own flesh. Today she showed me my reflection, I can see my spine but I’m so hungry.
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
The whump weiter part of me likes this. The other half is screaming at that part going don't you dare. That's dark man... (whump means hurt/comfort btw. Lots and lots of hurt so the comfort can be real soft)
Isaac Nemo 2 years ago
Asking sincerely, what does 'weiter' mean after whump?
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#45
There's nothing like the laughter of a baby unless it’s 1 am and you are home, alone.
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
When I first read this I thought it said 'the slaughter of a baby'
Display Name (she/her) 2 years ago
You forgot that huge rowdy family next door with the baby who never goes to sleep and laughs at everything.
#46
“Don’t worry guys, the alien is dead,” said my mute friend.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago
I'm not sure if I should be offended by this one......so many possible interpretations!
Ophelia Chen 2 years ago
Reminds me of a meme : Kid in a coma : *Turns pillow over so he can sleep better Blind kid : Wait, he can do that? Mute kid : Wait, you can see? Deaf kid : Wait, you can talk? Paralyzed kid : I'm out of here *Gets out of wheelchair, walks towards the door The doctor : WHUT-
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago (edited)
That was a fascinating read. *Doctor: “Now I HAVE to get my degree.”
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At that point I realized the alien had enter Bud's body. I think the foreign accent gave it away.
#47
I was so happy when I found out I was pregnant, until it started trying to claw its way out.
sawyerdakraken 2 months ago
I was so happy when I found out I was pregnant, until I remembered I'm a guy
#48
It was the fear of dying alone which ultimately made me bring that bomb to the nearest subway station.
ceryneian hind 2 years ago
Le terrorist organisations to their suicide bombers: Learn something from him you idiots! No training and still such efficiency, and here we are stuck with spending millions on you people!
Lycia Harding 5 months ago
We all die alone. Too bad all those people had to die alone with you...
#49
The new job at the blood bank was ideal for me, but I had to leave. They caught me drinking on the job.
#51
The death of grandma was tough on us all, but we had to eat or we'd starve.
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
The comma makes all the difference: 'Let's eat, Grandma!" /// Let's eat Grandma!
aaron hyun 2 years ago
You were so sad you couldn't eat anything so you were force fed 2 minute noodles
#52
My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop. But she doesn't.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Sure she's screaming, someone is is digging into her grave, from below.
#53
His fingers brushed the raised bumps on the placard and he felt the words "Danger. Do not touch."
#54
I need to make this look like he just died in his sleep, otherwise my son won't ever trust me with my other grandkids.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Quick make haste for the movie is about over and the family will soon return.
#55
Ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT your captain speaking.
Sanchi 3 years ago
This is an assistant helper, the captain is on a break, we will be arriving in 5 minutes. Please.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
I am your newly installed AI and we will take off as soon as I locate the password.
R.M Cooper 2 years ago
As soon as I can figuire out what a traffic light is
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#56
She insisted it was only a birthmark, but birthmarks don't have teeth inside them.
#57
Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed, but the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “Suspect is attempting to resist - I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
*Bang* The bullets whizzes past you and hits the guy holding a gun behind you dead between the eyes. Officer: Next time, DON'T stand in the path of the perp, fella! I almost had to use two bullets instead of one! What a waste that would've been though would probably have been fun. *Still smiling*
#58
Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.
A Random Potato 3 years ago
Nah, that’s Freddy Fazbear, he forgot the Wi-Fi password again
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Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Never be alone as that is a signal for things that live in the walls to come out and play, with you.
#59
The longer I wore it the more it grew on me. She had such pretty skin.
Fluff Filled Mushrooms 3 years ago
No, it's not! I've only had it for 5 minutes! MOOOOOMMMMMM!
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#61
Oh snap, where'd the spider go.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Uh, he has a job as a web designer, duh... (I know this is old but I can't help it XP)
#62
Rats taste better the longer you’ve been without other food.
Poppy 3 years ago
They're better onna stick with ketchup (Brownie points to whoever gets that reference)
#63
My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house, though she was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.
#64
You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.
Jellicle bat 3 years ago (edited)
I'm pretty sure there's at least one fanfic somewhere that starts like this. Then it's probably like "Both of your hands collided. You felt your hand in a pair of stronger ones and quickly looked up..."
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
And there he was, the man of your dreams. Unbeknownst to you, he had been stalking you for year...........(more story) epilogue: newly married and enjoying our honeymoon. Never thought my stalker would be the love of my life..... 😳 I have actually ready stories (fiction) that are like this.
Load More Replies... Display Name (she/her) 2 years ago
Annnd it was your partner who had come home early from their business trip.
#65
I never go to sleep. But I keep waking up.
thatonelesbiangorwl 3 years ago
im actually a relative of nolan would you belieive i am his nephews sisters daughter i think not sure what order i'll ask my nan
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#66
He went inside the infamous haunted villa and spent a night there just to prove ghosts do not exist. When he returned home he was talking in three different voices.
Darling 3 years ago
I WANNA TALK LIKE THAT SO BAD THAT I JUST GOT A SICKENING WAVE OF DYSPHORIA
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
He still believes ghosts don't exist. He also believes in demons now.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago (edited)
Well, that's where those nighttime YouTube (and BP) spirals lead you!
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
. . . and yet, during the night he saw and heard nothing. Just a warm breath on his neck.
#67
I’m sorry Tommy but we’ve got to eat, I promise I’ll make this as painless as I can.
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
"I'm not afraid of you killing me, its just that you're such a bad cook!"
River wolf 2 years ago
My mom and dad: how dare you we know 10 recipes together!
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Yoanna Ivanova 2 years ago
I don't like human meat that much. Or maybe my grandma was just overcooked.
#68
"Who the hell left that thing running?", you hear shortly before you feel your brain begin to shut down.
#69
I love daddy so much I bought him a bigger freezer.
radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
dad: thanks so much, sweetie! kid: no problem, daddy! i thought you could use a new freezer.
#70
Why do lights flicker whenever our landlord enters our house?
#71
I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time - if I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
Liney Knotley 3 years ago
Yeah I understand. I’ve been buried alive and no one has come to get me.
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
Damn, that's tough. Last time I died, I had to wait for HOURS in a morgue until finally I got fed up and yelled, "HELLO?" The janitor had a heart attack and I got to jump into his body
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I have never tasted this meat! Whose is... Where is my daughter?
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
The fact that they started saying "Whose is. . ." tells me that they knew it was human meat.
#73
But Doctor, how can she be pregnant, she's been in a coma for a year?
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
The doctor tuned away looking at the floor, meekly replied, "I do not not know", sweat roaming around his neck and pits. It's a mystery all right.
#74
I cleaned my whole apartment looking for that noise, as it turns out the scratching was in my ear all along.
Zoe Theriault-Marquis 1 year ago
oops i forgot i put on scratching backround noise on my air pods
Sugar Cargill 2 years ago
Earwigs. They eat right through your brain and come out your other ear.
#75
They told me I wasn't a werewolf and said that it was impossible - but if I'm not a werewolf, then what made me kill all those kids?
The Funny Fox 1 year ago
Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
Ummm it was all a dream Kevin your not a werewolf that would be impossible...
Frappuchino the hedgehog 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure Wednesday is newer than this post
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#76
She wondered why she was casting two shadows. After all, there was only a single light bulb.
#77
I died, I feel myself floating up away from my body. Then I look down and see my body there, then, it wakes up.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
During an out of body workshop one participants soul did not return. The hotel meeting room was closed off. The hope is that the body will return and call the front desk.
#78
It's been almost a week since I was bitten, and three days since I turned, but I can't fight this insatiable hunger any longer; and my family looks tastier with each passing moment.
#79
Normally the bodies in bed with me don’t breathe, much less snore.
Some black giirrrrllll 3 years ago
Idk which is creepier, the fact that there normally are bodies in bed with them or the fact that the bodies snore.
#80
Why has our dog began to bark at you since you have returned from Afghanistan?
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Dear, I have to confess: I got close to an Afghan hound while I was there and she was pretty sad to see me go. I guess Ranger here smelt her on me... Sorry...
#81
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Grinning face: Hi, Grin (Green) Goblin Delivery. *Throws package through window* Your purchase is here... I ain't paying for the window though, my contract exempts me but now I have 5 more stops so, bye-bye and remember Grin Goblin for all your delivery needs! *Glides away on glider*
Display Name (she/her) 2 years ago
"Dear, you forgot to clean up the Halloween decorations again?"
#82
You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers. You feel a hand grab your feet.
River wolf 2 years ago
No, nobody would dare touch my brothers feet, and they get to be toxic waste after a couple hours.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
*Growling voice after hand grabs feet*: For Pete sake, Annie, pull the covers over your feet so they hang off the bed! It's cold down here and you sleeping with the windows open ain't helping!
Lori Boucher Dery 2 years ago
Never leave hands or feet over the side of the bed. Everyone KNOWS that! Jeeze. True but funny
#83
She regain consciousness to be found in warm water mixed up with onions, garlic and tomatoes.
Jellicle bat 3 years ago (edited)
Ew i hate tomatoes in soup. They get that weird texture and then everything else tastes like tomato
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Whatever spa she's in, if she smells like pizza after coming out, I want in...
#84
She put her hand in his hair when he was lying on her lap, then she moved that hand on his neck, released him from the mortal world and welcomed him to her own world.
#85
She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn’t.
#86
She was walking down the road at night when she heard laughing voices coming from a closed cemetery.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Voices: Hey, it's our Poker Night! Can you please leave???!!! Intruders, so rude...
The Funny Fox 1 year ago
How is this scary??? My mom and her friends used to play in a graveyard when they were kids before an experience that scarred her for life. Don't ask what it is.
Display Name (she/her) 2 years ago
"I can't believe we're stuck here! It's your fault for daring us to, you know."
#87
The sudden constriction of his throat had Santa Claus struggling to breathe as he stared in horror at the half eaten cookie in his hand.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago
And then the guard boa constrictor of the house realized it was Santa and got off of Santa's neck and they had a cookie party.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Someone finally got Santa Claus in a way he was least expecting…
Load More Replies... The Funny Fox 1 year ago
OH MY GOSH people trying to murder santa wow he aint real but still just wow
#88
The boy sat at the back of the classroom, he didn't own a watch, but everyone could hear the ticking.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Jason, ever so quiet when his brain started to tick. So he'd sit alone in the back of the room.
Rachel 3 years ago
WHY IS BP CENSORING THE WORD C R A P THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOSE
Load More Replies... #89
She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler and found that the window was open and the bed was empty.
#90
He had no way of knowing that the tip of one of the blender blades had come loose until he gulped down the last of his smoothie.
River wolf 2 years ago
Uh, you pour it into a cup and it went with the smoothie.
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#91
Growing up, I always thought water was meant to be red-tinted.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Someone turned water into wine again... C'mon, there are kids here! Cut back on the alcohol!
Shagun Srivastava 3 years ago
kids these days. having wayy too much of that hawaiian fruit punch.
#92
It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Dressed up a dead baby in doll clothes. Everybody should really watch 2 Sentence Horror Stories (TV show), there’s one kind of similar to this.
Load More Replies... #93
He lost all of his excitement for his marriage when he got an RSVP from his dead ex.
#94
Housesitting alone isn't so bad as long as they have a dog, after all, what else could that scratching noise be?
Fluff Filled Mushrooms 3 years ago
Oh, that's just Jerry, he's our basement demon. Don't worry about him we fed him before we left!
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
Mice, large bugs..... The sex slave they keep chained in the secret closet they forgot to tell you about.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago (edited)
well it wouldn't be a secret if they told...
Load More Replies... Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
A cat or a skin walker possibly a furry...or "HEY JEREMY ARE YOU THERE" nope it's Jeremy
Sugar Cargill 2 years ago
I blame all the ghostly noises on my cats. That way I can sleep in peace.
#95
The chief looked at the rooky's blood flecked badge and told the sergeant, "It was worth it, just make it look like the protestors did it."
#96
Growing up with cats and dogs, I am used to the sounds of scratching. But now that I live alone the sound is unsettling.
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
No it's just your pets coming back to visit you from the Dead or it could be a skinwalker or possibly the furry gathering that happens in your neighborhood every night
#97
He always insisted his elder brother to play chess with him, especially from the day he was killed and was feeling extremely lonely.
#98
I looked out my window. The stars had gone away.
Jellicle bat 3 years ago
When you have light in your room or live in a city with lots of light you can't see the stars it's called light pollution
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
It's either pollution and like smoke and stuff clouds or the lights are just keeping you from seeing the stars
#99
It was so rude of him to tell me not to see him anymore and let him move ahead in his life, especially on the day of our 3rd marriage anniversary and my 1 month death anniversary.
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
She had dies a month ago and her ghost was still trying to be with him and he didn't like it
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#100
I have a friend named Charlie and I’m playing at his house but it’s cold down here in the basement, I wonder when Charlie will let me go home.
#101
A 5 year old girl pointed at her mother saying, “I don’t want to talk to you; you have not been at home for 4 days”, and at some distance her father sees her talking to a mirror.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago
She's practicing for when her mom comes back from her vacation
#102
I just heard a knocking sound coming from inside my fridge.
Your Neighborhood Alien 3 years ago
Why don't you ever let the fridge finish its knock-knock jokes?
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
I've actually heard the knocking from in the fridge before and I was always too scared to open it but I've actually heard it... I need advice
The Funny Fox 1 year ago
That's the guy you kidnapped and is ready to be eaten. What is up with your memory lately?
#103
You wake up. She doesn’t.
#104
The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs, something locked the crypt door from the inside.
#105
Shush, Listen! Who is breathing heavily? Is the sound coming from... Within the wall?
#106
He went for toilet at night in his lonely house, while doing his business he noticed someone was looking at him from the small gap under the door.
Daelyn Sanders 1 year ago
Let the cat or dog in... Or is it the stalker that lives next door if so get the shower thing and blast him with the hot water
#107
Grandpa died smoking a cigar in his favorite chair, so got a new one but from the ash marks he leaves behind he has a new favorite chair.
#108
Who are you talking to?.. There is no old maid in our house!
#109
You hear the scream across the hallway, but your eyes won’t open and you can’t move.
#110
During midnight while sleeping, he falls down his bed landing on the pile of his own body.
What do you think ?
Unproductive Pigeon 1 year ago
Some of you guys came up with the best responses to these i swear
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
When I go get my medicine at night for calm, I always look into the dark back room, hoping I don't see a shadow of a person. I realized the other night, that I wouldn't see a shadow, because of the lighting I would simply see a face. Now it freaks me out even more. Due to this article, I think I'll go get my medicine before the lights get turned out
Sonia Philipps 1 year ago
I was able to read these without getting too scared bc of the silly lil comments Yay
Jacob Tatro 2 years ago
The last thing I saw was my alarm clock reading 12:07 before her rotting nails pushed into my chest her other hand covering my mouth so I couldn't scream. I woke up relived it was just a dream. Then I saw my alarm clock reading 12:07 then I heard my closet door open.
Random Dog Owner 3 years ago
I came up with one: I hate when people say my name. They have to be killed after they say it.
gay_potato 1 year ago
I paid the carpet cleaners over 1000 dollars and they still did not get the blood stain.
Unproductive Pigeon 1 year ago
Some of you guys came up with the best responses to these i swear
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
When I go get my medicine at night for calm, I always look into the dark back room, hoping I don't see a shadow of a person. I realized the other night, that I wouldn't see a shadow, because of the lighting I would simply see a face. Now it freaks me out even more. Due to this article, I think I'll go get my medicine before the lights get turned out
Sonia Philipps 1 year ago
I was able to read these without getting too scared bc of the silly lil comments Yay
Jacob Tatro 2 years ago
The last thing I saw was my alarm clock reading 12:07 before her rotting nails pushed into my chest her other hand covering my mouth so I couldn't scream. I woke up relived it was just a dream. Then I saw my alarm clock reading 12:07 then I heard my closet door open.
Random Dog Owner 3 years ago
I came up with one: I hate when people say my name. They have to be killed after they say it.
gay_potato 1 year ago
I paid the carpet cleaners over 1000 dollars and they still did not get the blood stain.
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