Is it possible to say something offensive, but in a nice way? The question would be perplexing and probably without answers if not for this Instagram account.
Welcome to “Tastefully Offensive,” the page dedicated to sharing the most blunt and direct, sarcastic and funny tweets shared on the internet. They reflect what we all have been thinking lately: from hopes that 2022 is a precedented situation to someone pointing out how Leonardo DiCaprio owes his whole career to the iceberg that sank the Titanic, there’s a lot to digest.
And decide whether the tweets below are offensive or aren’t. Upvote your favorites as you go!
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Lol I love corny jokes… I think they are a-MAIZE-ing
Load More Replies...Too bad no one was there to buy a beer and toast this rebel. The bloodline of the cow that jumped over the moon lives on.
I'm curious if she was put with a bull if in a few generation we might have a genuinely wild cow herd. An undomestification, if you will.
I don't know about this one. Cows are communal animals, and help clean and protect one another. Also, she is a domesticated animal, and without her buddies, is prey to many things in nature, including snakes.
Become vegan! Let all cows live! No living creature wants to die, and as humans are omnivores we can live fantastically, awsomly, fresh and tasty lives on plants alone!
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo Yeah B***h, I'm a cow, b***h, I'm a cow I'm not a cat, I don't say meow B***h, I'm a cow, b***h, I'm a cow B***h, I'm a cow, b***h, I'm a cow I go moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow) Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow) Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow) Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow) Yeah, I said, b***h, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood Tryna make moves, tryna make moves B***h, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood Tryna make moves, tryna make moves Got milk, b***h? Got beef? (Got beef?) Got steak, hoe? Got cheese? (Got it) Grade A, hoe, not lean (Not lean) Got me A.1. Sauce please These heifers got nothin' on me Stakes high, need a side of collard greens (Collard greens) Cash rules everything around me (Everything around me) Ice cream, ice cream (Ice cream) You a calf, b***h, you my daughter (You my daughter) I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered), get slaughtered
We will fight for bovine free-ee-dom/ we will hold our large heads high/ We will run free like the buffalo or die-ie-ie !!!
We celebrate the rare few that manage to escape, yet continue to do this to all the others (or pay for others to do this for us)
You kinda know this was some guy who was reincarnated after being just awful, but not quite bad enough to be the proverbial bug. (which is preferable to be a cow otw to the slaughterhouse) who was like "no. Not those time, mooo you bas*tards ,mooo!!!"
...where she still lives, waiting for the next Travis Scott concert...
Omnivore for life! Consumption of animals, eggs, and dairy is never wrong AND I'm all for treating every species well, even those for nutritional purposes. Get over it; not being vegan or vegetarian is perfectly acceptable. I suppose you want carnivorous creatures who cannot live without meat to do the same.
Load More Replies..."Tastefully Offensive originally started as a website for sharing funny and viral content in June 2010 when the Internet was a much different place," Christian Baker, the founder and curator of Tastefully Offensive told Bored Panda.
"It started as a fun side project while I was working as a marketing manager for a wine company. After about a year the website became popular enough to become my full-time job, which continued for around 7 years. During that time, the website branched into several social media platforms including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram."
I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.
Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"
Today, Christian is a full-time bartender which he calls his main passion in California’s Napa Valley. "But my love for Internet humor has never gone away," he said. "While the site still exists and is a great source of funny content, my main involvement with Tastefully Offensive is curating the Instagram page. I mainly share content (memes) that I find funny, which mostly get sourced from Twitter, Instagram or get shared with me by other IG users."
Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!
Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.
Christian says that his Instagram page Tastefully Offensive "basically feels like a place where he shares things he finds funny with 230k friends." He added that he loves when followers of the IG page add witty comments on posts and said that they are often funnier than the posts themselves.
When asked what the name Tastefully Offensive refers to, Christian said: "it refers to my sense of humor, which is sometimes on the offensive side but usually still comfortably sharable with parents and grandparents."
So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it
exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands
I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.
The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.
And then keep standing just at the door occasionally knocking again or trying the handle, even after the person inside has said "Occupied". Bonus points for having others with you and having the conversation "Did someone answer? I'm not sure anyone is in there. The light is on though. Did you try knocking? Maybe try the door again" >.< So helpful
This little piglet didn't go to market to shop there! ;_; (as I just had to learn today).
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these people just censored the word died i am now sad for future humanity
Voice: What do you do for fun? Me: Work and Church. I don't have time for anything else, so I make the best of it.
these people just censored the word died i am now sad for future humanity
Voice: What do you do for fun? Me: Work and Church. I don't have time for anything else, so I make the best of it.