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Alone. All alone. Moo

This needs to be at the top. Party Dog!

Poetic

I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

Ha!!

Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

"A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

midly depressing

Social anxiety be like

Note there are no modern female leaders involved in instigating war

We shall call it "the consumption"

It's the hat

I hope we don't participate in WWIII too :(

You had me at “ Train raccoon navy…”

I burst out laughing. Thanks!

That's pretty smart imo

A what?

So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

Love 'em both.

Thank the Lord for 20/15 vision

I have glaucoma, need eye drops daily, regularly think about post apocalyptic lack of drops and how to convince others I'm worth keeping in the gang since I'll eventually go blind without the drops.

YES. YES I DO.

I'm legally blind without my glasses but now with cataract surgery I can see pretty good with my glasses.

Yes I do ...

TBH, most of us would be dead by 60 if it wasn't for modern medicine.

I feel that way in the mornings, when I can't see the glasses I put on my nightstand

When I was a kid I thought there was really something to the stereotype that wearing glasses = intelligence. I figured early humans with poor eyesight must have gotten by because they were smart. They then went on through the ages to produce more smart humans with terrible eyesight. 😂

This is true for all modern medicine. There was a reason they called it "The Plague" back then, now we call it the flu.

I have though about this a million times... or more! When I was a child, I used to pray every night, "Thank you, God, for making me be born in 1954." My reasoning was this: if I were born in Jesus' time, I wouldn't have glasses and then I couldn't read. Everyone in school would think I was stupid and I loved being smart. So I would also thank God for not making me be the Virgin Mary cause I wouldn't even know what Baby Jesus looks like without glasses. I actually thought like that! Did anybody out guess that I grew up in a very Catholic home?!

Im the person that loses her glasses in the

Omg yes! Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone!

Now I will

Yes, damn, what did people do before glasses? Never thought about it. *Ponders for 10 min*

Yep.

I am 83. Been Wearing glasses since I was 2.

I have thought that many times before! Lol

Every night

I think that about most peoples posting here.

Me, on my hands and knees, feeling the ground claiming I dropped my glaßes

This is so good!

Not yet. I had 20/10 vision forever. Now it's 20/13 L, 20/15 R. It sucks but I'm not helpless yet.

And now you can use that vision science gave you to do your own research online and tell scientists their work is b******t and you know better.

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There's a theory that the need for glasses comes from agrarian society, not genetics. The food is softer, so kids have to chew less, and their cheek muscles don't develop like they should. Muscle is what creates strong bones, so if your cheekbones end up being all smushed and underdeveloped, there isn't enough room for your eyeballs in your sockets. Also, if you live outside and hold your baby all the time, as you might if you were a hunter-gatherer, you would spend a lot of time making sure your baby's mouth is closed to keep the bugs out. We know some cultures are more focused on this than others, and there's been some research into how poor mouth-posture developed in infancy affects the structure of the teeth and face. This is why a lot of ancient skulls have perfect teeth. The pressure of the tongue and lips is supposed to naturally align them if the mouth is kept closed in the right way.

exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

1. my wife 2. me

Good boi