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Alone. All alone. Moo

This needs to be at the top. Party Dog!

Poetic

I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

Just use my fingerprint or draw blood with a dull knife. Less painful than the brain cramping.

I like to use pass phrases rather than just a conglomeration of letters and numbers. The longer the phrase, the more secure it is. Especially if you use a couple of numbers and/or special characters. For instance: My d**k is Huge!99. See? You will remember whatever phrase you come up with much more easily than just a word. Easy-peasy.

I have a little black book so when the muse hits me I can write down random strings of numbers...

1. Use a password manager. There are pw managers that have apps for all platforms and sync across devices. 2. Let the pw manager generate pw's for you. 3. It's actually better that you don't remember passwords, according to The Privacy Security and OSINT podcast. Just know the master password of the manager. I find it quit a relief.

i LOOOOve Keepass, would be nowhere without it.

Try 1Password 😊

I feel your pain 😭😂

I use bitwarden. Which my phone keeps trying to correct to "but warden," so that's what I'm calling it now. I'll add the extra 't' for fun. I only know my passphrase for my password manager, and change that every few months. I like to pick a line from whatever song I'm listening to at the time.

i have used all alliterations of my dogs names

I encourage one of the cats to walk across the keyboard.

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Pass out it via word.

I pick a theme for my passwords so I can remember them. Turning on caps lock while still using the same sequence doubles my pool of possible passwords, since some things make you change it after a certain # of days.

I'm using my pets' nicknames and birthdays. And people kept asking me if I really needed another cat. In your face!

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Apparently I need to adopt more pets to come up with more passwords!

Just use the first letters of stuff nobody ever says.

Same. Also new email addresses and usernames

Old random licenseplates... only you know wich one you use...

Use dashlane.

..one of my very important work passwords is a variation on "ravioli" with random numbers and capitals because that's what I happened to be eating that day. With a period at the end to satisfy the punctuation requirement.

I use the same three passwords for everything 😅 My school sets half my passwords anyways

I ran out of them ong back, wort is I keep random objects or phrase, poems etc and can't remember them when need. Then follow the forgot password or otp method. Please tell me I am not the only one.

Just use passwordsgenerator.net or something like it and record new passwords in a private Google doc. There's no need to come up with new passwords yourself or memorize them.

xD true

Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

Ha!!

Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

"A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

midly depressing

Social anxiety be like

Note there are no modern female leaders involved in instigating war

We shall call it "the consumption"

It's the hat

I hope we don't participate in WWIII too :(

You had me at “ Train raccoon navy…”

I burst out laughing. Thanks!

That's pretty smart imo

A what?

So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

Love 'em both.

Thank the Lord for 20/15 vision

exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

1. my wife 2. me

Good boi

The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.

Also printer ink is literally the most expensive substance by weight in the world.