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Whatever happened to simple compliments? Like, your “you look lovely today” and “you’ve done a great job” or “you look like a dude who can lift two oxen.” No, everyone has to ruin it by not thinking what they say and being too elaborate for their own good.

Incidentally, women of Reddit have been recently sharing all the dumb stuff men complimented without realizing it’s not a compliment, but rather an offensive statement.

#1

40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I don't like men complimenting me by bringing other women down. I work in a male dominated field and a lot of men seem to think it's a compliment to say "most women couldn't do this" or "wow, you drink beer, I'm glad you're not a fruity drink girl!" Women can like whatever they want without it changing their personality and the best way to compliment someone is to compliment them, not put down other people.

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JoNo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If women can like whatever they want without it changing their personality, the same goes with men. If a guy wants to have a "fruity drink" then they should be able to (except, apparently at the workplace quoted above.

PeepPeep the duck
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg when I was a skimpy (topless waitresses for parties etc), you’d get guys pulling you aside and saying stuff like “you’re so much hotter than her, she got *insert insult such as cellulite etc* and you don’t ‘ not knowing we were friends and telling each other out back during breaks 😂 they are so lame, those kind of guys,

Hannah Taylor
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's only a matter of time before the guy will put you down to someone else--if he isn't doing it already.

Helen Davies
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Certain dudes (not all men) seem to want to jockey for position in ALL conversation, leading with fascinating stories about large fish, outrageous salaries, the importance of every accomplishment they've ever done... and there is always the implication that they have somehow bested others in these feats. It seems ingrained to interact in this way.

minji
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk about you guys, but i really like being a girly girl

Emie N.
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez I hate that so much. The whole “not like other women” crowd. Dude your misogyny is showing and it’s not cute.

Michael Largey
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Left-handed compliments like these are never well received.

Vishy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women do the same. They just don't admit it.

Brian Stanton
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea right. Only heard women judging men’s drinks. Never the other way

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    #2

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment Probably the most disgusting would be stuff similar to "i can't wait until you're legal".

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    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 17 a man in his 50's told me "we can't f**k until you're 18, but we could date until then". 1, creepy 🤢, 2nd, was he expecting me to be like 'what a law abiding gentleman, let's grab a milkshake' 🙄

    Adira Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't f**k you yet, but we can fool around until you turn 18. Oh, and my name is Steve. So... we're a couple now?" And to a 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL. I'm so sorry this happened to you

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most women heard this at some point. So very creepy. i know we don't want to scare the youth or whatever, but I think we need to teach kids/adolescents phrases or intentions to watch out for.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad, but you're right. I work in a restaurant with a busy bar and just last week I had to tell one of the bussers, she's 17, to avoid a certain customer that set off my creep alarm. This is not the first time this has happened.

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    Alexandra Nara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get it why these creeps think they are attractive for so much younger girls

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're in denial - appropriate, since that's what they're gonna get.

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    A. HAM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nationwide countdown in the United States waiting for the Olsen twins to turn 18 was absolutely appalling.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sun "newspaper" published pictures of singer Charlotte Church on holiday in a bikini under the strapline "Charlotte's Looking CHEST Beautiful!". Church was fifteen at the time. It's astonishing the amount of noncery the tabloids will peddle while simultaneously encouraging their idiot readers to throw rocks through a paediatrician's window.

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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peoplel who say that stuff should be put on a list. Several lists even.

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next door neighbor told me he had been watching and waiting for me to turn 16 so we could date. I had known him since I was 9 🤢

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got that for the first time at six years old. Guy said he was going to marry me. He was in his 30s.

    Pheebs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was part of an adult marching band in my teens - had members from mid teens to 60s. We had to go out of town for shows/competitions, so lots of time spent on travel buses. When I was 15, I was seated back with a late 20s/early 30s dude who had recently replaced another person from the drum line. Seemed nice enough. Post show, I was doing stretches so my legs wouldn’t cramp after 3 days of marching. Dude looks at me and says to look him up when I turned 18. Not sure who smacked him first - his 17 year old niece, or the group of boys who had claimed me as fam. The niece was quick to point out how inappropriate he was. I’m not sure it was better or worse that he thought I was 17 and not 15.

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    #3

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I was 8 months pregnant at a Flea Market in Florida. Walked by a dude with my ex and he looked at us and said “Both white, done right” “Keeping the white breed alive”, “beautiful”. My ex immediately said “Oh I’m not the dad, he’s black.” The look on the dudes once confident face….

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    robecca leyden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting thing to say

    Jennifer Potter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is WRONG with those people???? Not the preg girl and the ex, the others!!! I am REELING!!!

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahaaaa, wish I could see his face! :)))

    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is fricking golden

    Melanie Marcial
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the ignoramus have the biggest mouths

    Aniviel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty vessels make the most noise 😉

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barf. Keeping the white breed alive? Just no.

    Devon Archer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, No one is actually fully white, and no one is actually fully black, we are all a sort of pale pinkish beige to a dark brown beige color. Like who cares!?! Racists are so stupid it just makes no dang sense.

    Jennifer Potter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just an excuse to cut people out of their hearts so they dont have to care for/about them/live side by side peacefully with them. Horrendously inhumane!

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    L. Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A racist a*****e came into the donut shop where I used to work and went on a racist tirade about black people. I shut him down by saying my stepfather was black and told him he should leave. I was fired because he was a regular.

    HighNMightyBigshot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did you have to have mention your relationship with a Black person to say anything? Just call him out on his racism point blank.

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    So, a Redditor asked ladies of Reddit to share things that were absolutely offensive to them despite the guy genuinely (seemingly) thinking it’s a compliment. Otherwise they wouldn’t have said it, right?

    The post reached 7,000 upvotes and generated a conversation of 4,400 comments.

    #4

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment Basically everything that's followed by "for a woman".

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    A. HAM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, “for a female”.

    AnonymousApple
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to drive a huge black dually truck and at gas stations I got a lot of "that's a big truck for a little girl." F*ck you. It's just driving. It doesn't require a d*ck.

    Pam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I never met a female (in fill the blank) before!”

    Alley Childress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No man is going to say woman. It should be "for a female".

    Kikikaboom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work, I once had a father, with his young child, say "You're pretty brave for a women" while I was bringing a cockroach (on a paper) outside. Don't get me wrong, I hate cockroaches, but I can handle myself around them, thank you very much!

    Norman Yenney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're attractive for a woman.😅

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to find a way it works, but I'm struggling, lol. How about, "You're pretty dumb for a woman, because women are usually really smart." Seems like a stretch.....

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    #5

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I didn't know he was behind me until I heard him next to my ear. "You smell so good I could kidnap you." The tone froze my blood. He was a truck driver and older than dirt. I hope he drove off a cliff into a frozen lake.

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    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick him in the crotch and run

    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Use physical violence if you don't like what someone says." Great idea. 😒😒

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a neighbor who moved into my units and came knocking as I got out of the shower on my door to introduce himself, I said I wasn’t cool with opening the door etc as I had only a towel on and his answer was ‘it’s not like I’m gonna rape you! Just let me in!’ And I was told him to go away 😂 his brother had to come apologise as he just inherited him to look after, after meth abuse

    Alexandra Nara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was no compliment this was a.ask for a punch

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the police... Technically that's a kidnap threat. At the very least it'd serve him right and he'd be spending a few hours in a police station being asked about it.

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    #6

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment When I was 14 I sat at a bus stop, a man sat down next to me and said "you know, I'm 68 now but I'm still into young pretty girls like you". Made the hair at the back of my neck stand up and I immediately took off. Since then I could never view an old man as just a cute grandpa.

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    Pamela Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - just a pervert. Pedophiles go for pre-pubescent children.

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of us share the same experience. They somehow acr like their old age gives them the right to say icky things to young girls.

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they seem to think it's some kind of compliment. 🙄 🤮

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    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be on a registry.

    Savage Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 19 I went for a job interview as a junior secretary (1973). At the end of the interview I thanked the man for his time and said something like how much I would enjoy working there. He replied "with those legs you don’t have anything to worry about. I just know we’ll be very good friends." When he called to offer me the job, I told him I had accepted a job elsewhere. I lied.

    Spooky Demon Bat (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I've always been distrustful of old men, no matter how nice they could be. I've had similar experiences, and it just totally changes how you see a certain type of person.

    Marie Bozarth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, I have heard some old ladies/women saying some really inappropriate things to boys/young men. I don't think they get a pass either.

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    If we were to consider this from a psychological perspective, there are three kinds of people: those who think before they speak, those who speak before they think, and those who can do both at an equal speed.

    The rarest breed of folks is definitely that last one, and you might not have met any such individual, but they exist, rest assured.

    #7

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I will literally never forget it: "You're not conventionally like, a hot girl. But you're still like, pretty. Which is so much better." The sprint I spranted.

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    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time, actually times a guy said to me "you're pretty for a fat girl". Thanks motherf***er 🤨

    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need explanation please, because it sounds like something I would blurt out to.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His first sentence was insulting. He could have just not said that part at all. A simple "you're pretty" would have been better than...all of that.

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    Justanotherpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could be really pretty if you lost some weight……..

    DeeDee M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a foolish thing to say

    Whopdeedoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually understand what he's trying to say here tho, unlike some of the others

    L. Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women should start negging men like they do. They could not handle it.

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    #8

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment “You look less fat today”.

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You look as idiot as ever" - a proper reply

    Moë
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t look less stupid 😡

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And you look a whole lot more like a moron all of a sudden'

    Emma Thompson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two worst ones I've been told: I was about 14, at my brother's wedding when an older male relative, around 45-50 years old, tells me I should really watch what I eat otherwise I'd end up chubby like my mom. The other one was when my dad's best friend (then also around 50M) told me when I was 16 that I had a back the size of a ping pong table. That stuck with me well into adulthood.

    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, ásshole. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.

    Savage Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 5’ 2" and chunky. I also wear a size 5 shoe. I once had a male co-worker say to me "it’s a wonder those little feet can hold you up".

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my husband's grandmother kept saying that to me or something similar.

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    #9

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment Not me but I heard a colleague say "I bet you were a stunner when you were younger" to our COO at a staff party. I knew he meant it as a compliment but ouch.....

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    Vishy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss is a woman and I would never say such things to her. I do appreciate her sense of style but I express it in a appropriate manner

    Jessi Lovely
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the issue here also is saying she WAS a stunner 😧

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I still am. But now with a blunt instrument."

    Devon Archer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to write a book about appropriate things to say to the opposite sex. Particularly for men, I am a man and I don't ever say anything like this to any women. Like what's the goal here with these idiots? Do they actually think women are gonna be like oh wow thank you so much for kind of insulting me! Let me strip down so you can impregnate me right here and now!

    Jennifer Potter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes this - we need more poets a la "Cyrano" to help all of us out - c'mon poets, spring is here and summer is coming up - what say you???

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even an appropriate thing to compliment the COO about, whether they’re a woman or a man. Some people just can’t keep things on a professional level, can they?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the intent but I wouldn't say something like that out loud. But it was true for my grandmother. She was always just my grandmother and a great one and she died at 93. She was cute enough I guess but to me she was just an old lady that was my grandma I loved. But I was looking back through some really old photos when she was young and she was pretty hot. Not 'sexy' pics because this was back in like the 20s but as a young lady she was very pretty.

    SJones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that was never meant as a compliment

    Sande Knight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he didn't know any better... ; )

    Susan Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long he remained at the firm before being given the sack.

    Brian Stanton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson beauty fades , skills and character matter more

    Al Rino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thank you. Your fired!

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    It all boils down to how one’s brain and tongue are wired. Human nature expert Andrea Kihlstedt exemplified this with her husband. He’s a thinker before a talker—so much so, in fact, that sometimes whenever Andrea engages him in a conversation and asks him a question, he takes so much time to come back with an answer that she thinks he might not have heard her.

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    #10

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment That he wishes he could fuse my head on my best friend's body. I'm more conventionally attractive, but she's petite and I'm sturdier, like my strong fisherman ancestors lol. Dude genuinely thought he was complimenting us both. 🤣.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude thought he's frankenstein

    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awe you want to decapitate me and sew my head onto a different decapitated body?! So sweet!" 😨🙄

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    Adira Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we all just love being reduced to body parts. Mix and match the parts, build your dream girl! Nevermind that you're objectifying two whole real women in the most wildly self-centered way possible...

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to fuse his head up his butt crack, how about that?

    L. Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To men, woman are just pieces and parts to amuse themselves.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You sure are purdy! I'd like to cut of you and your friend's heads" Dude, that's not sexy talk.

    LaTasha Strahan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh...perchance to throw HIS head away and to screw on one that knows better....

    Jennifer Potter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is happening as s natural consequence - i hope his conscience said, "Dude, what was THAT???" And he remembered to try again in a less self-centered way the next time

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And neither head nor ärse will fûck you.

    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I wish that I could fuse your friend's junk onto you. It would be SO much more satisfying."

    Sande Knight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think they're all like that. Sigh....

    Al Rino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I were a wizard so I could make you disappear.

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    #11

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment A bloke came up to my wife and said” you’re too pretty to be in a wheelchair”.

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    Chickens are fluffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you're too handsome to be as stupid as a nail"

    BoredBranzino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Even a nail has a legitimate purpose.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well tell that to my legs. They aren't aware that attraction and mobility are related.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reply - "Watch what you're saying. My right hook arm is level with your crotch..."

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f*ck does that even mean?!

    Pheebs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotten a few “too bad about the body, your face is pretty”, or some variation about how I’d be almost good looking if I was skinnier. I’ve always been “fluffy”, but not morbid. I have issues with water retention in my legs, regardless of playing sports and being active, so svelte was never in the cards.

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re too stupid to be walking.”

    Savage Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re too ignorant to be alive

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? He thinks ugly people deserve to be in a wheelchair?

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    #12

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment One time a cab driver told me I looked “kidnapable”.

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect, cuz you look “arrestable”!

    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange and handcuffs, not everyone can pull of that look, but that taxi driver...

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    Noyfb noyfb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Stop and let me out here. I’m calling your boss.”

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrifying 😧

    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the description, cab number and name of cab company, then call the police.

    Naya Busch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh HECK NO let me out, you're done.

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    Well, he did—he was just considering his words before answering carefully. Thoroughly.

    Conversely, Andrea also has a friend who speaks before she thinks. Sometimes her speech gets so fast that she begins answering a question that her brain registered halfway through the conversation, but that wasn’t the actual one.

    #13

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment «How do you not have a boyfriend? You’re so pretty!» Five min later: «You’re very pretty.» Said to me when I was 21, by my 50m psychologist.

    petta_reddast , Nastuh Abootalebi Report

    Bonesko
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    1 year ago

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    Linda Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got hit on by my male marriage counselor via email.

    Adira Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, my best friend's parents were having marriage trouble and went to see a counselor. Next thing you know, his mom's left his dad to marry the marriage counselor... he always creeped me out a little, even before I learned the backstory. He strikes me as a smooth manipulator. Wish he'd have lost his license to practice, at least.

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    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, I hope u ‘spranted’ ASAP

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, he should have this license revoked. Perv

    robecca leyden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate being told that. It's always the most inappropriate man that says it as a veiled 'being nice' creepy statement.

    JoNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mentioned to a psychologist on my first visit that a problem I had - not the main problem but down the list - was weight gain and wanting to lose weight, to which she replied "Tell me about it, and I'm bigger than you" (or words like that). This is about me, I wanted to scream at her. Instead, I never went back to see her.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly unprofessional, even if it had been the patient who brought up the subject of anxiety about looks.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a breach of ethics. Report him for it. He could lose his license, and you will have saved so many other vulnerable young women in his “care” from having their progress totally torpedoed by him making such creepy comments like that to them. Cripes. Think of how much damage he did in his career, if he was always like that.

    Lily Kramer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same exact thing happened to me when I was 20. He elevator eyed me and said the same.

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    #14

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment Not a woman but recently heard a guy (customer) say to a woman (clerk) "You're so pretty if knew where you lived I'd totally watch you with my drone".

    OhTheHueManatee , Diana Măceşanu Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder, is it legal to shoot down a drone that's hovering over your dwelling?

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use a makeshift slingshot and keep some rocks handy 👍

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    Alexandra Nara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I don't pass my shooting lesson today...

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give them an address.... Of course, it's the police station, but still... lol

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re so stupid you don’t realize the police will be contacting you, after I report you and your drone for invasion of privacy. A peeping Tom is a peeping Tom, no matter how high tech he is. Fly that drone low enough and I will take a baseball bat to it.

    L. Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have had security detain him and made a police report. This is how women are raped and murdered.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream is that the OP called him out "Dude! Don't be a d.i.c.k." Because until these guys learn that other men don't think the same thing but don't have the guts to say it, they'll just keep on truckin'

    Sande Knight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason for a "NO DRONE ZONE."

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    #15

    A customer saw me sweeping the floor. Looked at me with hungry wolf eyes, nearly salivating, and said “You’re sure gonna make a great wife one day”. P R I C K.

    snailslit Report

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. My Grandma said that to me when I was about 10 or 12. I was cleaning house, and she said "You're going to make someone a good wife one day." I'm a guy.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in '15 I moved to a new place. Had a technician from Telekom come over to install my internet access thingamajig. Place was dusty and messy because I had literally moved in a day before. Dude said I needed a girlfriend to clean the place up. I didn't have anything witty to say then, but damn, that was dumb.

    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The echoing silence should have tipped him off.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This douchy Russian guy I used to work with couldn't stop praising me for using a screwdriver to put a mailbox on our office door. Like he couldn't have imagined a woman could figure out how to do it. I wanted to kick him in the nuts. Hard.

    -
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear a a pipe wrench works well for nuts.

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    Melanie Marcial
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the intro to a novella

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    Those sound like two extremes, but they signify one’s thinking patterns and the way their brain processes information. The easier approach to this is to adapt to it. By that, she means that you can train yourself not to jump in immediately with your response to a response. Which, when you think about it, is a good thing—patience, and not cutting off someone mid-way.

    #16

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment 'You're pretty! For an Indian' 💀.

    Cuddle_Cloud , Belle Maluf Report

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So racist! And wtf, does this guy live in a hole? Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen are Indian!

    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heck, Indians are really pretty alright?! All humans are and the only that could change this is this kinda attitude

    Alley Childress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you're indian or not, everyone's pretty in their own way. Except for that guy. That guy's butt-ugly.

    FROGLET
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian woman are very pretty, racist man!

    random panda (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now listen here you so called "man" :narrcistic as* you deplorable excuse for life you utter disgrace to humanity you uncultured egregious nincompoop you little bastard ( please continue the line of insults)

    Carolee Lavarini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y u c k, run!! another idiot is out and about!!!

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an adopted girl from Sri Lanka in my school when I was young. She was voted Lucia (Swedish pre-Christmas tradition, i.e. the prettiest girl in town). I know India isn't Sri Lanka, but they are pretty close. Lucia-661b...0e4542.jpg Lucia-661bf4e0e4542.jpg

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    #17

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment "You have a face that would do well in trafficking."...by this random guy walking past my car while I was sitting in a parking lot, waiting for my daughter.. I rolled up my window.

    Laursb0rn Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come no one tells me they want to kidnap me and sell me into slavery as a prostitute 🙄

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a face that would do well meeting a closed fist 🤔

    L. Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been tempted to run him over. I don't drive for a reason.

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some (much older) guy today told me he was from D.C., and that I would be worth a lot on the black black market. Thought it was a compliment.

    Maxy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roll up the window, drive away, and tell your daughter to meet you elsewhere

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    #18

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment “I feel like we are already in a relationship but if you promise to lose weight we can make it official”.

    Katebeagle , https://unsplash.com/photos/person-locking-gym-plates-on-barbell-KIzBvHNe7hY Report

    Rahul Pawa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of this is supposed to be a compliment?

    me myself and i READ BIO AGAIN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dude thinks that she’s lucky for “a man like him” (in his eyes not mine) to “give her a chance”

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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lose 200 pounds of useless flesh instantly with this simple trick! Nutritionists (and incels) hate it!

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    Rinoboyrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If you let that nasty gash under your nose heal shut, I’ll consider it.”

    Alley Childress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you could lose a tiny bit of weight too. Your tongue weighs about 99 grams. Let's remove that, that should fix the problem!

    Black Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that isn't a good reason to binge on Maccas, chocolate and coke, I don't know what is.

    Alexandra Nara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ok I'm gonna lose about- what's your actual weight?"

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh! My old roommate was seeing a woman, and told her she'd be "wife material" if she lost 15 lbs. I ran into him years later and went to shame him. They're married. She lost 25 lbs.

    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go away and never come anywhere near me again, I will have lost whatever it is you weigh.

    LovePsychos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still can back out since it isn't official.

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    Some people process their thoughts as they speak while others need to think what to say before they say it. And understanding that in yourself will help you identify the same thing in others.

    Ask yourself, do you respond quickly while your mind is still thinking about it? Or do you wait to muster a thought and then execute it with your noise-hole?

    #19

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment “You have horse legs” (Guy intended to compliment my leg musculature but instead left me envisioning myself as a literal centaur).

    Morbid_Explorerrrr , Helena Lopes Report

    me myself and i READ BIO AGAIN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… this one is quite nice, a little bit confused, but not too bad compared to the other ones on this list

    Catharina Geerts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    possibly it was a horse rider and horses were what came to his mind first

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    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never say that out loud but I did make a similar mental comparison once. For a while back in the 90s I had a female gym trainer who used to be a professional body builder, placing first in some national competitions. Retired now but someone you could easily find online. She was well muscled and wore a tighter style of sweats in the gym. I found myself looking at her leg muscles and thinking how they reminded me of the muscling you see when they walk a high end race horse.

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally one that's hilarious rather than creepy

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The better to mule-kick you with, my dear."

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than saying you have a horse face I guess

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see your closet full of horseshoes…

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can easily kill him with one kick or at least shatter his jaw?

    Restless panda 🇫🇮
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend got a horsy "compliment" too: "Your a$$ looks like a good draft horse mare's behind"

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    #20

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment "I've always wanted to have sex with a black woman".

    BergenHoney , Clem Onojeghuo Report

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I've never wanted to have sex with a moron"

    Rinoboyrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist AND creepy. What a catch!!!

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry off topic but I need to express my envy and adoration of the clothing in the pic. What a breath of fresh air , IMHO! ❤️‍🔥 Here in rural Germany nobody ever makes colourful++chic+feminine clothes. // people here tend to almost uniformly wear bequem (German for "cozy/inhabitable/snuggly/ not restricting/nice to move in") +drab+ conservative + unisex stuff.

    Brenda Travis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've always wanted to f*** a fat girl" said a married guy trying to get me in the sack!

    Sande Knight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish you the best, I said quietly sarcastic.

    Bell-icose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is off-putting for sure. It would, however, go from creepy to funny if the OP was NOT a black woman.

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    #21

    "Bill Clinton would have loved for you to be his intern" - said to me back in the late 90s and still disgusted by this comment to this day.

    natasha_c Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Monica...she was just 20/21 when all this happened. A young woman and the president of the United States. Come on y'all.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And howhe denied it, but still nodded his head during the answer.. 🙂‍↕️

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    The rule of thumb, however, is to always try to think before you speak. While the other approach is definitely an option—you need to hear yourself think and whatnot—but not everyone is ready to hear your wild thoughts. The world is ripe with people looking to misinterpret and misunderstand things. So, train yourself to think first, and speak later. We’ll wait.

    #22

    "just so you know I really like brown women, I can handle the heat" - some random dude Like what are you even talking about ☠️ go home ☠️.

    shining-lotus Report

    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can handle the heat” Bet you can handle a broken nose as well. Your face is the exact thing I have been training to punch all these years

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can handle heat. But how about a cold shoulder?"

    Sande Knight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home...sounds like a good idea.

    Carolee Lavarini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger and didn't know about being gay, I used to think this girl must've met a lot of really stupid guys and just needed to be gay just to escape men like these!!!

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heat? If he's referring to people who got brown because they fried themselves in those humanfriers they ... to get some tan ... some people did this excessively, and they're called Solariumneger at times in germany ... if that, by any means, is what he means, it's somewhat reasonably done so, but otherwise ... hm ...

    #23

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment For a girl, you really seem to understand Science.

    RachelTheKitten , National Cancer Institute Report

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (majority female) chemistry class, (female) science teachers and all of the literal (all female) scientists I work with would have something to say to this bloke. I just want to speak to him. (like mate in high school I was in an advanced biomedicine workshop at the hospital labs for high school students, like the best of the best... out of 30 odd students, two boys. And all of the other extracurricular science things I did in high school, once you got to the really advanced things, it was mainly girls.)

    Sande Knight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! It would have been reversed when I was in school...(more males). And if you, a girl, wanted to matriculate, you obviously weren't looking for a husband! It. Was. Awful.

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My astrophysics major daughter would like to knee you in the balls, if she can find them.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biochemist older sister (doctorate's degree, black belt in taekwondo) would probably like to join.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, please step to this window so I can show you what I understand about gravity."

    Alley Childress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, no guy is ever going to say woman. It will always be 'female' or 'girl'. Let's just start calling men penis-heads.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I would either punched him or come up with a backhanded "compliment" of my own to throw back at him.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You mean like Ada Lovelace, Heddy Lamarr, Marie Curie and her daughter?"

    Pixie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brains and science is a girl thing, go back to your garage 😏

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    #24

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment “It’s pretty impressive how hard you’re working to become a philosopher when youre pretty enough to just go find some rich guy and live off him for the rest of your life.”.

    aphilosopherofsex , Ruthson Zimmerman Report

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ya I know, this is just my side hustle” :p

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣thank you, I needed a good reason to cackle and snort right now 😍

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    megasmacky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she graduates from philosophy school and becomes a professional philosopher, and goes to work at a philosophy firm, she won't need a rich guy.

    Bell-icose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a philosophy major, you will need a second job. Maybe consider it a little?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a philosopher by definition would know better?

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told many times in my youth that I was too pretty to work and should just find a rich man and live off. Looking back, I now realize that most of the men saying this meant they wanted to be that man, and were probably offended when I laughed and said that was never going to happen!

    Sande Knight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what! It's eternal, ongoing, neverending.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? That's confusing. I thought they were supposed to hate women who do that not encouraging them to that direction.

    Brian Stanton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, it’s usually considered pre law

    Savage Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pretty impressive how you don’t have to work at all at being a misogynistic pig

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    It helps to evaluate your answer in terms of whether what you’re about to say is true, helpful, important, necessary and kind. Incidentally, that spells think. You’re welcome.

    But it is true—telling someone lies might hurt them, let alone ruin your reputation. Telling someone something helpful will actually bring good to them.

    #25

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment "You're too pretty to be in pain" ... Thanks pal I'll put in a complaint for incorrect punishment.

    Justworkinglife , Daniella Garcia Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But you ugly folk..." 🙄What sort of response are they expecting from this!!?

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So looking into the mirror didn't fix my aching ankle, so either physical beauty and pain are entirely unrelated or I'm ugly. Well, I know what I'll choose to believe.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose to believe your back hurts AND you're beautiful 😁

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Then move back thirty or forty feet, sir."

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this a*s hat was not much to look at himself. Women should turn the tables and tell men how unattractive they are in general.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In almost all comments men dwell to exterior beauty way to much. It's depressing how swallow they are. If I was that beautiful I would be probably stay single. I am not interested be seen as a mannequin.

    Brian Stanton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horns and Halo effect 🤦‍♂️

    Carolee Lavarini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhh well, you must really hurt to the core., looking at you is the only pain I have fella! .

    #26

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I think the worst thing was a question: '*How much are you*?' This was quickly followed by a sneering laugh, his mates joining in.

    imyourdiamondqueen , Helena Lopes Report

    Courtney Christelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s when you act confused and make him explain that he wants to purchase another human being. If he has any shame AT ALL he’ll hear himself and be embarrassed.

    Linda Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried that in real life, it didn't work. The guys start to get mad, start insulting you (the woman) for not being smart enough to get their crude joke, then they get handy, they want to show you what they were talking about. When you walk away rather than risk getting SA'd, they all have a good laugh at your expense.

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    Stephanie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me...when I was 16. It was asked to my male friend in regards to me. I was wearing a vintage dress w genuine 60s gogo boots. I thought I looked nice. My friend, after the awkwardness wore off and finally got rid of the guy and and his friends (they did not want to take "no" for an answer), laughed hysterically at the audacity and said he would never have let then take me. He was a 6'4 skinhead (my friend)and I was a 5'6 115 pnd girl. "They" were what looked like extremely rich middle easterners. My friends kept a close eye on me the rest of the night. Made me so scared to ever try and be "pretty".

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been quickly followed by a punch to the throat.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much am I what? How much much am I ready to shove my stilettos thru your ball sack?

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sweetheart, even if I was? Just by looking at you? (quick distainful sweeping looking him up and down) I would never lower my standards that far."... Turn around and walk off.

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldve given him an expensive price with a completely straight face and watch him panic

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twat his shoulder in a gentle way, do a silly frilly laugh, and look him straight into the eyes and say"thanks for asking, you could NEVER afford me."

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    #27

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I was talking about dieting with a coworker and he said “don’t lose any weight, girls your size are the most fun to eat out” 🤢.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of someone speaking purely theoretically.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww 🤢 If I'd managed to get past my revulsion a good reply could be it's because he's having to make up for his penis 🙄🤢

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he talking about taking them out to dinner or something else??

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally when phrased that way, that's a VERY sexual comment.

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    Same goes for whether it’s important and necessary—especially in this day and age where we filter out the information based on how important and necessary it is to us.

    If a person speaks the opposite, however, that will immediately put you on that Reddit list as someone who is hateful, hurtful or plain old dumb.

    #28

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment "Your eyes are pretty and big for an Asian".

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL I am so confused about where the racist slant eye c**p came from. They are no different from any other ethnic group in my experience.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Japan and have seen a LOT of diversity in how Japanese people look. Interestingly, there's a kind of subtle favoritism that gets shown to those Japanese who have lighter skin and rounder eyes. It's really sad, and I think a lot of people don't even realize they're doing it.

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    me myself and i READ BIO AGAIN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay what 😭 I’m Asian and I’ve heard a lot of things but WHY must you put FOR an ASIAN

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your mouth is pretty big - even for an idiot."

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he’d just stopped after word # 6, he would’ve been just fine. But he just HAD to keep talking, didn’t he? (Made you count the first 6 words, didn’t I?)

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dumb. Some white people have small eyes. WTF.

    Susan Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much depends on your environment while growing up. I went to school with a large "mixed bag" of kids from all kinds of backgrounds. Asian kids I've known since grammar school don't stand out so much except for their achievements and friendships. I'm not saying I'm "color blind", but young kids don't really care. And we carried it all through school and university. And in the workplace as adults.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone should explain to him that facial characteristics are different when two different races mix together. It's biology dude.

    Brian Stanton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments like that is why eyelid surgery is so common now , shame

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    #29

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment "Not having a job looks great on you" - said to me by an ex after I'd been unemployed for a month and had lost considerable weight due to stress & etc.

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    Violet1854
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, man, how the heck are people this inconsiderate

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they are men and no one has ever called them out for inconsiderate behavior. It's ingrained in men to be aggressive, impolite bullies while women are taught to be nice at all costs.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And not having you feels even better."

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my job a year after we had moved to a new town, where I only knew the people at work. Before we moved, I had lost 16 kg of weight with the help of Weight Watchers. After I lost my job, I spent 9 months comfort eating and gained it all and then some. Then I got my old job back again.

    #30

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment Not a woman and didn't happen to me but i witnessed it. Guy and girl giving it big licks on the dance floor for a few songs. After they were finished he said "You don't sweat much for a fat burd".......that has been seared in my memory for the best part of fifteen years. Still gobsmacked when i think about it.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but as a 'fat burd', or any 'burd', please do not ask why or comment that I am sweating alot... in August... running around working in a restaurant... getting you another lemonade. Just, please don't!

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweating is normal. I personally prefer it that the cigarette smell.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke was old when I was not, although the traditional phraseology is "lass" not "bird"

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 'bird', and this has been a traditional anecdote for decades so OP probably didn't witness it at all.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very old joke, very old and not funny, but a joke none the less.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much a woman sweats - kind of a disgusting kink.

    Matthew Savestheworld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK... I have heard "You don't sweat much for a fat girl" used a joke between baby boomers. (FY I am Gen X) I do not know if it was a reference to some movie or something but I have definitely heard it said ironically a few times.

    So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Ever got an inappropriate compliment that could make this list? Share them in the comment section below!

    #31

    I got a new sports car last year & when a man saw it he asked if my husband let me drive his car. My husband drives a truck.

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    PattyK
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was earning my private pilot’s license, both men AND women asked me, “What does your husband think of that?”

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to drive a diesel, and the number of men who'd catch me at stoplights to tell me I "had a bad transmission" was astounding. Utter b******t that car culture is so sexist.

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did a full restoration of her 1969 Chevy Camaro.

    BringMeCake
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye roll! Because only men drive sports cars! ****head.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, sports cars are classic midlife crisis territory

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to a lady in an estate sale line, she was "quite amazed that my husband would let me go to a major 1 day antique sale with a male friend. Her husband would never allow her to do that" (this was in 2013). I did my "innocent question" thing- "why would it be a problem? my husband and his wife didn't want to go and my husband was glad I had company". She couldn't answer that one.

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to admit I stared too long at "my husband and his wife" not realizing you meant your husband and your FRIEND'S wife

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    Pheebs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the opposite. I’ve always driven trucks, and I get comments about my husband letting me drive his truck. It got much worse when I went up to a full size instead of mid. I always responded that my hubs hated driving MY truck (since I’ve been married - and very true, he hates big vehicles). Before I got married, I didn’t need a man to own a truck.

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 12, my mom thought we ought to move to a larger house, so she went around and looked at different properties (my dad wasn't against it, he was just busy with work). At one house, the real estate agent looked behind her and asked "When is HE coming?", meaning my dad, as in "the one who makes the decisions". Mom just turned in the door and never checked out any houses he was advertising. (We did move to a larger house, which my parents are still living in, 42 years later.)

    DustBunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had a lot of fun (not) trying to buy a stick shift.

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    #32

    “You’d be so pretty with makeup on.”.

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    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply "And you'd be almost bearable with a bag over your head"

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...kinda...but everyone can still hear what he's saying, so perhaps some duct tape too?

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or my mom, "now that you're over 40, you really should cut your hair, long hair doesn't look right on older women".

    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And a running mouth doesn't look good on anyone. How about setting an example by having yours sewn shut?"

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    Eileithyia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women shouldn’t have to put chemicals on their face so a******s like you think they’re actually worth something.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in my late teens/twenties, I tried just about every brand of makeup on the market; all of them made my acne worse. I hated (and still do) anyone who told me I’d be pretty with makeup on.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this one said to me.

    Sharon Culligan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’d be more attractive with your mouth glued shut.”

    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom said this to me a lot. So it's not just men

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've has that one! 'You look really nice today, you should wear makeup mode often'. Thanks dude, you know a little make-up might help you with those dark circles too ❤️

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    #33

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment In my defense I was trying to flirt with her ok lol I once told my crush while we were flirting that "I feel like I lose a braincell talking to you" but what I meant was that I can be myself around her and I'm usually pretty smart but for some reason when I talk to her I don't think things over I just go for it but noooo my brain was like f**k it we ball with that sentence lol.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of reminds me of my boyfriend when we first started dating haha. Been together 12 years and he's since became less awkward.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just verbally tripping on your shoelaces, not repulsive cringe. Don't sweat it.

    Jennifer Potter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fervently hoping that all the speakers in these examples hear themselves later and try to be less creepy next time!!!

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    Sheila who?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend who stayed a friend but was being considered for the bf role once gave me this compliment. " Wow,you look like a purple truck!" Now I was wearing a purple skirt that WAS the exact shade of my beloved dodge Dakota 4x4 truck, plum tart purple. He knew I adored my truck. So purple truck = compliment in that moment. I told him this. " since you know me and you know that I love my truck, instead of punching you, I'll accept the compliment. But dude, don't go around telling women they look like trucks! They might not take it as well!" We still are best buddies.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the least offensive thing in this entire list.

    Rai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos for being honest you said a dumb thing. 🤣

    Devon Archer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice guys honestly go through this, Your heart races and you end up saying stuff like, You have hair. That's a nice thing. I saw a dog today. Have you seen one before? Okay well bye.

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy him an ice cream and give him a great big hug.

    Saxophone girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I think my boyfriend said a similar thing to me. It’s not really offensive in the right context, kinda endearing

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    #34

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment “If you had a d**k, you’d be perfect” Sir… what? 

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gay man complimenting a girl's personality is a compliment.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because he's gay doesn't mean it's any less gross

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    Zoe's Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I was told the same thing by a gay man who felt confused that he had such a crush on me.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know several men someone might say this to.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that keep an entire branch of fan artists working on commission fed I suppose

    Savage Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had a brain you’d still wouldn’t be perfect

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    #35

    "Youre too pretty to do that" (cutting) (Emt) "I dont think youre depressed I think youre just a cute fun girl" (guy who wanted to date me).

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    Another Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wtf* ? Any phrase that begins with “you’re too pretty” or “you’re too handsome” should not be said.

    Restless panda 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, "I'm too rich and pretty to walk, let's take a taxi" is completely valid when I say it to myself 😁

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    Mattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does being "a cute fun girl" have anything to do with being depressed? Honestly, it beats me.

    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EMT: I don't think that the compliment was creepy, just meant to be encouraging. It was their way of saying, "You're better than this. Don't destroy yourself to please someone else." Guy: He wanted someone he could manipulate and control. He most certainly would have used her issues against her to get her to bend to his will. Just my opinion.

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was extremely creepy and demeaning. The last thing a depressed person wants to hear is about how they couldn’t possibly be that sad because [insert shallow reason here].

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. The person in question has been cutting themselves to the point where she needs an ambulance, that means possibly an extreme loss of blood. EMT is an Emergency Medical Technician. The "You're too pretty to do that" comment was probably because they wanted to say to her that she IS worthy of Living because they may think that she's tried to "unalive" herself (BP censors there) Note that the gender of the EMT is not specified... Would you have a "cringe" reaction if it was a motherly type older lady EMT?

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. It doesn’t matter who it comes from or how well they meant it. Don’t belittle someone’s depression just because they’re attractive, or “have so much to live for”, or any other meaningless platitude.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Emts aren't doctors. Wouldn't listen to their "diagnosis".

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    #36

    “you’re beautiful on the inside”.

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accept this from a surgeon after surgery.

    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hope the surgeon isn't named "Hannibal"....

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    Alley Childress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are you. Let's cut you open! And leave you that way 😉

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Inside of me is someplace you'll never be, so I'm glad you take it on faith."

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got that SO MUCH growing up.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the right context, this would be a lovely compliment. Remember, I said in the RIGHT context.

    Maxy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the outside💖💖

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this bad. How many of us have met really attractive people who were just s**t? Being beautiful in the inside is what ultimately matters

    FluffyDreg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context. While I agree that the inside is more important it still HURTS to be called ugly. And context depending that might be whats being said "your ugly but hey atlesst your kind."

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    #37

    “I had a great time with you tonight even tho I didn’t get to have sex. “.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it will stay like that... No sex for you buddy...

    BstnGnr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I say that out loud, just now?

    #38

    I won an award at work. At the time I was a supervisor of my department and had 5 people reporting to me. One of the VP’s told me it was nice to see the ‘little people’ get recognized.

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    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just basic upper management boys club hires. Trust me guys get that c**p too.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One doctor I worked with thought he was complimenting me by saying "it's hard to find good help". I'm a professional with a Master's degree you twat - I'm not "the help".

    #39

    That 90 percent of men “would” sleep with me.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90 percent of men would f*ck a tree if you lubricated it enough.

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err... As a park ranger, I do love nature, but... not THAT much.

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old Irish expression: 'He'd go for a rip in a fur coat.'

    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope I remember this one for future occasions.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only 5% of women would sleep with you... And I'm not in that group...

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the man said, "You never know what lonesome is until you get to herding cows".

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love straight men go b********y before gay. Lol masculine my a**e.

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    #40

    40 Women Share Something Completely Offensive A Man Told Them Thinking It Was A Compliment I see you drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

    vicemagnet , LinkedIn Sales Solutions Report

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a movie. Had to Google it to make sure I was right. It's from Napoleon Dynamite.

    Dawn Eyestone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a line from Napoleon Dynamite.

    Becca not Becky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy is using pickup lines from Napoleon Dynamite, he's got serious social problems.

    Bijou Klein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy uses pick up lines from napoleon dynamite you should marry him

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    Eileithyia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s from napoleon dynamite💀

    TheNewJenBrady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like your sleeves. They're real big" 😂

    Salem
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I love Napoleon Dynamite! I came on this list just to say that lol

    Connie Delavergne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boyfriend once told be, "When you try hard enough, you know, wear makeup and fix your hair, you're actually close to beautiful." My first unspoken response to him was, "Coming from you and your gargantuan hook nose, that's RICH!" His last name was Rich, but I chose to be kind, tilted my head slightly and said, "Gee, thanks, I think." Not long afterwards he became an ex-boyfriend.

    DustBunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink skim because milk fat tastes bitter to me. That’s all.

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