50 “Best Of All Time” Fails From People Who Live By The “Not My Job” Philosophy (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertWorking a job you don't like can be a drag. Here's a sad statistic for you: according to LinkedIn, 85% of employees don't like their workplace. Whether it's their boss, the location, their colleagues, the customers, or just the nature of the job itself, many people would rather slack off or do something else instead.
When a person hates their job, they probably don't do it very well. That's where the subreddit "Not My Job" comes in. They collect the best and funniest instances where employees are doing the absolute bare minimum that's in their job description. And today, we're featuring the best of the best pics from the community. Work smarter, not harder, right?
To discuss the 'Not my job' attitude in more detail, Bored Panda reached out to Louise Carnachan. She's an organization development consultant and award-winning author of Work Jerks: How to Cope with Difficult Bosses and Colleagues. Carnachan told us more about why some people feel unmotivated in the workplace and how employers can increase their motivation.
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Got The Chatbot Working, Boss
Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss
Nah. It would have a digital clock taped over it. American students don't know how to use analog clocks.
Workin For The Big Man
Security Dog
A New Hobby? Alright
Reminds me of the bookshop that had a window display publicising just two books, Prince Harry’s book - Spare and another book - How to kill your family.
Made The Name Tag, Boss
I actually know Sandi and remember laughing my head off at this, will have to send her this post (she originally shared it on twitter)
Not My Job To Add The Subtitles
Amblivious
Packed The Violin Bow, Boss
A Fork In The Road
Care To Elaborate??
Got The Actors Boss!
That is not an actor, that is a casino executive named Ferenc Szony. He was well known for doing funny advertising, hence using a picture of himself as his mom. Do your research next time.
Edited The Picture, Boss!
Placed The Sticker Boss
I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols
"I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The QR Codes, Boss"
I know these ones in particular aren't actual QR codes but has anyone tried to draw a QR code by hand and see if they'd work still? Just curious.
Made The Engraving, Boss
There, That Should Do It
Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!
That’s Good To Hear
Clothing Display Done Boss!
Installed The Light Switch, Boss
How I Bang Your Mother
I'll take "things that make me want to poke my eyes out" for $1000, Alex...
They Will Never Know The Difference
This Kind Of Belongs Here
Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive
Just Put Monday
I Posted The Job Offer Boss
Made The Title For The Ad Boss
The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room
Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss
Installed The Playground Boss
My Contract Never Stated I Had To Move Rocks Away. Thank You Very Much
I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss
Put The Signs On The Fuel Pumps, Boss!
Fixed Bridge, Boss
Rail Installed, Boss!
Cr*ppy Submission:
Made The Error Message Boss
Added Subtitles, Boss
The Brids
Painted The Lines Boss
Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!
Updated Our Working Hours, Boss
The Chosen One
Thanks, Associate's Name
Delivered The Package Boss
Installed The Water Faucet, Boss
Ok What The F**k
Completed The Road Marking Boss
Screens Up Boss
I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss
Weather Update Posted Boss
Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss
Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss
Labeled The Sports Boss
“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably
idk..... the bugs dont look like they were dead but one of them.... that takes skill
Wrote The News Boss
The Return To School Is Coming Strong
Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss
Pasted The Poster Boss!
Wheelchairs Having Some Fun
Translation Complete, Boss
Cool Cake!
Yup Boss, I Ordered A Normal-Sized Amount Of Fries For Our Normal-Sized Store
Took advantage of one of these a year or so ago. Local grocery accidentally ordered 3 skids of bacon. Pound of bacon for $2. Husband bought 27 packages. No ragerts.
Made The Warning Label Boss
Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting
Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This
Installed Those TV's In The Headrests!
My School Bought Modern Stuff. The Projector Was Placed Under The Screen
Got The Un Logo Boss
Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This plant is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the pot 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PlanT!!
Shower Vent Installed, Boss!
Godamnit Roy
This is how Batman trains in case he has to escape the pit Bane threw him in again.
Got You All Wired Up, Sir
Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month
Everything Is Fine Boss
You think that's bad, I once saw an electrical box which had water coming OUT of it.
Yep Lockers Are Done Boss. What Do You Mean There Is A Problem?
Heh. So, that's actually VERY common. When lockers are installed, the clients often request that support columns, pipes, or other things that would stick out, are covered with a locker 'facade'. It makes everything look neat and uniform. It also allows maintenance to access them should they need to. They're not supposed to be given out to students. I'm betting they forgot which lockers were the facade ones.
Straight Lines Painted Boss!
Apparently 2 City Planners In My Home Town Hated Each Other. We Call Them The Slant Streets
I was working at a school, in a non-teaching position. A kid used a curseword and his friend saw me walking by and said "did you hear that?" I said "yeah", kid says "well?" I shrugged and said "I'm not a teacher; I don't care." I immediately became that friendship group's hero. XD
I was working at a school, in a non-teaching position. A kid used a curseword and his friend saw me walking by and said "did you hear that?" I said "yeah", kid says "well?" I shrugged and said "I'm not a teacher; I don't care." I immediately became that friendship group's hero. XD
