Babies are cute, and babies are adorable. But they're also full of pee and poo, and even the cutest babies aren't afraid to make you aware of this fact at the most inopportune times. Getting ready to go out, just put on a new diaper, and got your kid's snowsuit on? Sounds like the perfect time to fill that Pampers! Just got to the studio, with no change of clothes, to take some cute baby pictures? Sounds like the perfect time for some explosive diarrhea to ruin all of your expectations for Pinterest-worthy newborn photos. Just like cats, the little humans know exactly when to ruin that perfect opportunity of taking a picture of a baby.
Bored Panda put together this list of spoiled (or soiled?) newborn photoshoots that reveal the dirty side of parenting. Parents out there, look familiar? Vote on your favorite baby pictures, or if you have any funny baby-shoot fails, post your own pictures below!
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Happy Father
Babies have no notion of cringe. They do, however, have a notion of relief, and that's a pleasant one. Smile for sure.
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Baby is smiling so big to get all that out of him/her ! Love it !
That is a very happy baby now that it's relieved itself. One of the happiest babies I've seen in ages! One of the happiest babies I've seen in ages. One of the happiest babies I've seen in ages.
I think I love that self satisfied smile on the baby's face. Not a gotcha smile, but an oh, that felt good smile.
Apparently he was really sad that a precious moment for him was laughed at, but I don't see it.
Look at the baby's face! That's the face I make every time I drop the kids off at the pool.
love the baby's face when he lets loose! Ahhh that must have felt good!
Those pictures are just precious and I can see daddy getting payback by showing the pic to everyone when lil one is 18, 21 or maybe on the lil ones wedding day 😁
I like how he tensions his muscles and grabs dad's arm to gain momentum 😂
Look at the baby's smile on the second picture! Just you wait, Daddy, just you wait!
Oh gosh, lol..... this happened to me when I had just finished feeding my son and I was holding him with my left arm on my shoulder. I was rushing because his grandma was coming to see him for the first time and he pooped all over me. Then he just politely went back to sleep. Needless to say I had to plunge into super mode and change both our clothes. That was 35 years ago. I will always remember.
Dad sure doesn't look distressed. I am sure this is not the first time his little one gave him a 'present'.
The face on the little pooper looks like he's in ecstacy ! Great shot!
What I've learned from all these photos is, wait for the child to be able to hold it's food down before you take a damn picture
If only we could have seen the photo "after" he realized what had happened.
It would not have been an attractive photo anyway. Looks like he is holding a dead baby. Sorry but it does. I would get rid of that photographer.
Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All
Happy Father
Cute Family Photo
Little Asher On Dad's Back
Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower
This happened during a shoot this weekend
In Your Face
Straight Shot
Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong
When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little
My Children's First Christmas Photo
Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This
I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)
Happy Baby Boy
Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad
I Swear, It Really Does Happen Every Time
What Can Go Wrong During Newborn Photo Session?
Soooo, This Happened Today
There. I'm Feeling Much Better Now!
Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session
Little Accident
Can You Guess What Those Faces Are For? Yep, He Peed
Little Squirt
So Basically The Baby Poo’d On The Papa
And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!
Are you sure it wasn't the woman who had a pee pee or did you do a lot of photo shoots that day in the same spot 😜😁😂😂
First Baby's Photoshoot
this baby looks very orange, could it be sigh to go to the doctor or I am overreacting?
"uh Oh"
What To Expect During A Newborn Session!
We Can't Take You Anywhere....
The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.
What the heck is wrong with taking a baby pic with a diaper on? This proves that naked isn't always beautiful !
Aha, let's get their parent doing peeps and poops on the photo as well to make it "a beauty"
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A diaper could have prevented a lot of these. Whatever happened to wearing clothes?
I can already imagine what their reaction will be when these babies grow into teenagers and discover that their parents have posted photos them defecating...for everyone on the Internet to see. They will be rightfully angry.
We have the technology to avoid that stuff. It's called a diaper.
I think these are perfect. They show real parenthood. "Oh look at this precious baby!" "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?"
Smart enough to know they will hate that photos when mommy show it to familiars, friends and strangers.
What do u expect from babies... why this obsession of taking their pictures without their diapers
note to myself: don't feed the baby prior to a shooting, let it poop prior to a shooting, let it pee prior to a shooting
Maybe NEXT time the parents will give the kid something to eat and drink AFTER all the photos have been taken. : /
when we were getting ready to take my son's newborn pics the worst that happened was he threw up sour milk all over the outfit we had chosen right before the pictures...had to go with second choice :D
Perhaps their parents have more sense than to get pictures with a diaper-less baby that will inevitably let body fluids out, being the reason they're wearing diapers in the first place.
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Who would photoshop baby's doing their business into a photo shoot genius??
Load More Replies... What the heck is wrong with taking a baby pic with a diaper on? This proves that naked isn't always beautiful !
Aha, let's get their parent doing peeps and poops on the photo as well to make it "a beauty"
Load More Replies... A diaper could have prevented a lot of these. Whatever happened to wearing clothes?
I can already imagine what their reaction will be when these babies grow into teenagers and discover that their parents have posted photos them defecating...for everyone on the Internet to see. They will be rightfully angry.
We have the technology to avoid that stuff. It's called a diaper.
I think these are perfect. They show real parenthood. "Oh look at this precious baby!" "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?"
Smart enough to know they will hate that photos when mommy show it to familiars, friends and strangers.
What do u expect from babies... why this obsession of taking their pictures without their diapers
note to myself: don't feed the baby prior to a shooting, let it poop prior to a shooting, let it pee prior to a shooting
Maybe NEXT time the parents will give the kid something to eat and drink AFTER all the photos have been taken. : /
when we were getting ready to take my son's newborn pics the worst that happened was he threw up sour milk all over the outfit we had chosen right before the pictures...had to go with second choice :D
Perhaps their parents have more sense than to get pictures with a diaper-less baby that will inevitably let body fluids out, being the reason they're wearing diapers in the first place.
Load More Replies... Who would photoshop baby's doing their business into a photo shoot genius??
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