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Babies are cute, and babies are adorable. But they're also full of pee and poo, and even the cutest babies aren't afraid to make you aware of this fact at the most inopportune times. Getting ready to go out, just put on a new diaper, and got your kid's snowsuit on? Sounds like the perfect time to fill that Pampers! Just got to the studio, with no change of clothes, to take some cute baby pictures? Sounds like the perfect time for some explosive diarrhea to ruin all of your expectations for Pinterest-worthy newborn photos. Just like cats, the little humans know exactly when to ruin that perfect opportunity of taking a picture of a baby.

Bored Panda put together this list of spoiled (or soiled?) newborn photoshoots that reveal the dirty side of parenting. Parents out there, look familiar? Vote on your favorite baby pictures, or if you have any funny baby-shoot fails, post your own pictures below!

#1

Happy Father

Happy Father

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#2

Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

Alisa Sue Photography Report

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#6

Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

Abbie Rogers Report

#7

This happened during a shoot this weekend

This happened during a shoot this weekend

Missbrooooke Report

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#10

Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

Margaret Report

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#11

When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

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#12

My Children's First Christmas Photo

My Children's First Christmas Photo

Lauren Ashley Photography Report

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SassLord
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine how that little girl screamed and cried after that? "Mommy get it off!!!"

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#13

Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

Dalia Drulia Photography Report

#14

I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

wal10 Report

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#16

Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

KellerBrash Report

#19

Soooo, This Happened Today

Soooo, This Happened Today

Brown Road Photography Report

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#21

Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

S R photography Report

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TeresaRoste
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha dad's all whoo that's ma boy and mom's all ewww get a towel

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#24

Little Squirt

Little Squirt

Donald Report

#26

And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

Virnez Photography Report

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Kirsty Roylance
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure it wasn't the woman who had a pee pee or did you do a lot of photo shoots that day in the same spot 😜😁😂😂

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#27

First Baby's Photoshoot

First Baby's Photoshoot

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MaryanaSerpinina
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this baby looks very orange, could it be sigh to go to the doctor or I am overreacting?

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#29

What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

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#31

The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

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