“Love thy neighbor” sounds lovely. On paper. But it’s an extremely hard idea to follow when your neighbors act like weirdos that can’t help but get up all in your business.
Drama between folks living next to one another can (and does) arise over pretty much anything and everything. Christmas lights that are up too early. Tomato plants that some confuse with pot plants. And who can forget the classics like getting angry that your neighbors don’t mow their lawn as often as you do?
The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter page does what it says on the tin and collects the most off-the-hook examples of neighborhood weirdness from the ‘Nextdoor’ app that’s meant to be a place for neighborly concerns, updates, and complaints. Check out some of the hilarious posts below and don’t forget to let us know which ones you liked best.
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Jenn Takahashi from California is the mastermind behind the entire wholesome and lighthearted project. Her efforts since 2017 have amassed her a whopping 422k ardent supporters on Twitter, 57.8k fanatical fans on Instagram, and over 29k followers on Facebook.
What started with tweeting out posts shared with Jenn by her friends eventually snowballed into a huge community that sends in funny ‘Nextdoor’ tips.
The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter account is quite the celebrity-attractor on the net—it’s drawn in some big names from all around, according to SFGate. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, model Chrissy Teigen, and actors Angela Kinsey and Rainn Wilson are just some of her more notable followers. And who can blame them? Stars have neighbors, too.
If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.
For the founder of ‘Best of Nextdoor,’ the project isn’t about the cash—it’s about the laughs. Or rather, sharing them with as many people as she can. She greatly enjoys making people’s day better and welcomes all of the positive feedback. So if you enjoyed her content, be sure to drop her a line and say ‘hi.’
Last year, Jenn would get around 50 submissions to look through each day and would narrow those down to the very best. Her rule of thumb is to look for peculiar stories that have funny and lighthearted elements to them. Anything that borders too much on the gritty side of realism is out of the question.
"I don't post anything that puts a damper on your day,” she told SFGate’s Amy Graff. Now that’s the kind of philosophy that Bored Panda can fully support.
To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.
Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.
Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...
Dear "neighbor", give it 8 years and the problem won't be present anymore. The child will be grown up and your pets dead. Love, neighbor.
Another neighbour from Hell. I once saved a seven or eight-year old girl who was chased by a pit bull (yes, it was serious, I only got to them in the nick of time) and once the owner of the dog caught up with it he complained about the irresponsible parents who let their children out!
Good for you for being a hero. I hate it when pit bulls are bred to be dangerous. I've met so many who are gentle and sweet. This dog should not have been running loose like that.
Load More Replies...What are you going to tell the police?? “Hello, my “neighbor” keeps letting his “child” run around in their own backyard!! Can you BELIEVE how inconsiderate that is to my dog and bird?”
Can't wait to see the officers' faces. "Your complaint is that... someone lets their child play outside, in a yard, in good weather. Uh-huh." *starts reading rights for filling a nuisance complaint and wasting police time*
I think we're going to see many more of these "self absorbed narcissistic" messages ... especially after four years of the morbidly obese pathological lying vindictive narcissistic imbecile with the emotional maturity of a toddler (AKA tRump).
Umm, how about quit letting your animals stare into my yard!
I’d rather put up with a child playing than someone’s music blasted so loud the walls in the first five houses on any side shake. Any day. AN. Y. DAY.
And for God's sake don't let them climb the trees in their own yard because that is not okay. Never mind I play music on the patio at all hours but your kids are restricted from 7am to 7pm during daylight hours is insufficient - those are the hours I recover from my blatant alcohol consumption and toking that goes with my music. And yes I will laugh as my dogs sound like they will tear apart the old fence to get at your preschoolers to use a chew toys. Never had to deal with this either. At all.
I wonder why people like this just can't move to the countryside. Then again, they'd probably find stuff to complain about there, too...
Nah, they're the type to move to the country & then complain about livestock being noisy, smelling, or f*****g.
Load More Replies...I can be a very petty man when I want to be, I would now be in the garden running around with the kid making a hell of a lot more noise than a child does, I love dogs and kids not so much but this is just outrageous.
Did neighbour consider that if the kids weren't running about, their dog probably would have nothing to watch?
When we first bought our house 20 years ago, we were putting up the kennel near the house for the dogs. The woman who lives next door, I call her c*ntly, stood on a ladder or something to look over a 6-foot privacy fence to tell us "I wish I could say it's ok for you to put the kennel there, but it's not." She put dead fish on our porch and called animal control on our dogs so many times; the animal control guy actually came into our house/yard to see all the things we had done to keep the dogs quiet. They were told to stop calling or they could be charged forharassment.
My dog and bird like to look into your yard, please limit your child's yard time, as my dog and bird want to stalk you uninterrupted.
Living next to a family with two screaming children and a much, much worse screaming mother, I completely sympathise with this person.
"Oh my god. How dare my neighbor want their children from the age of GenZ to get outdoor time! The children are disturbing my dogs that are looking into their own yard without their permission! Beause of all of this I WILL CALL THE POLICE!" Bruh.
Not the best neighbour in town, Have they NEVER had kids of their own.
I really, really, really hope they called the police, the show of what happened to them for wasting the policemen's time would be worth it.
Wouldn't you just love to be the dispatcher who takes this 911 call? This reminds me of the complete & utter moron who thought the "deer crossing" signs should be moved because it was dangerous for the deer to cross the highway at that particular spot. She was totally serious - like the freaking deer were crossing the road because the sign told them to.
This was actually a joke response to another letter. Switch the kids and dogs and you get the original. The bitch was saying the dogs shouldn't be allowed to play in their own yard. Ugh. Breeders.
What kind of delusions do people have to a) think their behaviour is normal and b) think they cna call the police for nonsense liek that?
Hahhahaha! Doesn’t like kids, I guess! That iOS’s one of the. Best sounds to hear in a backyard!
Good luck to the idiot who wrote this, if he/she does call the police. They'll get a phone banged down in their ear.
Get the little kids to shut up! They can be disruptive as anything else and can drive any person or any animal crazy. Strange and inconsiderate behavior. I'm in support of this letter writer!
Please keep your nose out of my yard and business. When we first bought our house 20 years ago, the fence was wonky, so we built the kennel near the house. The woman who lives next door, I call her cu*tly, stuck her head over the fence and said "I wish I could say it's ok for you to build the kennel there, but it's not. Had trouble with her for about 3 years, she kept calling animal control. We even put a 'kennel' in the basement for when we were at work. The animal control guy came by and I showed him all we had done and they were told to stop calling.
Clearly someone whom doesn't understand the whole get fresh air have fun aspect in life...
I rather listen to the sound of a child playing than the music that my neighbors play at any hour, loud enough to have to turn up volume of tv.
I would ball this up and laugh as I’m throwing it in the neighbors face
Jesus, I don't even like kids but this is beyond insane. Wh*te people literally think this is some sh*t you can call 911 over 🤦♀️
No normal person wants to be neighbors to a giggling child. So I feel it.
Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.
It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.
Not just that, bread isn’t the best thing to be feeding birds anyway.
Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.
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When neighbours start talking, bad things happen. Very bad things. This is why I refuse to be on any neighbourhood groups/chats/lists. As a matter of fact don't talk to me in person either. I am not your friend. I just happen to live near you. Please leave me alone.
I'm blessed with amazing, helpful and friendly neighbours who know how to mind their own damn business most of the time but will help with anything if anyone is in need.
Load More Replies...Once joined such a group, but after reading how stupid my neighbors are I unsubscribed. I won't be able anymore to look anyone of them in the face and not laugh out loud for the next decade.
I have a rule wherever I live. I NEVER get to know my neighbours. If something goes wrong such as a falling out, you have to spend the rest of your time avoiding them. Nope, polite smile and a nod is enough for me.
Load More Replies...I got booted from next door b/c of a crazy woman who got mad b/c I said I don't eat at Chick Fil A and that I didn't think we needed yet another fast food place in town. She threatened to report every post I made (b/c I "wasn't letting people have their fun" by expressing an opinion apparently)and she did. They don't have any real admins so no one to look at her threat or why she kept reporting me for nothing. Just booted me out b/c I had a high rate of reports.
Most of what I see in Next door is "Suspicious car seen parked out side taking pictures, driver is male, dark skinned", with a reply "Blue Honda? He's my real estate agent". And lots of "Lost cat, last came home last week" along with "Coyote sighting, he must be finding food around here". (hint, keep your cat inside if you don't want it to become prey)
I signed up for Nextdoor. It’s almost entirely missing pet posts. I think they talk about other stuff but you have to subscribe to each topic, and I don’t give a shït about those people and their opinions on gardening and baking or whatever. But I will help them find their lost pets if I can.
Wait, there's suck thing as neighbourhood groups, if my village had one of these it would just reek of chaos 😂
What happened to all the BoredPandas with a sense of humor? Our Nextdoor group has many ridiculous posts that never fail to amuse. They invariably are greatly appreciated. Many of the ones here are meant to entertain but instead have elicited stunned commentary or continued the rude trend of using the perfectly normal name Karen as an epithet.
I just joined Next Door a month or so ago. About a week ago, someone reported that the DNR had killed Penny, a wild turkey that was known to hang out by our Burger King. Such an uproar. There are still posts about it. People put up a cross, flowers, candles and such as a memorial by the gas station. Fascinating stuff. I have only posted one thing on Next Door and it happened to be asking about that turkey (which is when I found he was generally called Penny). I haven't seen anything interesting on there before or since. Oh, except one where someone asked if people had noticed all the cats parking on American Blvd. She meant "cars", but it was such a hilarious typo with equally hilarious responses that I doubt I'll forget that particular thread for quite a while.
There was such a fuss that the printed it up on the state's largest newspaper.
Load More Replies...Funny - A woman from another part of the state joined my town's Patch page. There is very little communication between residents on the site. This woman starts complaining because several beaches were closed to everyone but town residents, due to COVID. Her accusations were nasty, saying town residents are the worst behaved, etc. The entire thread disappeared in a few days. It was tiny. For other reasons, the town government decided these beaches would be open to town residents only, 7 days a week, permanently. This is a small beach with very little parking. It makes sense to limit beach cowds. There are large beaches with lots of parking nearby. These are better equipped to support large crowds; there is an admission fee to pay life guards and the cost of maintaining the area. Nobody is denied beach access.
Nextdoor does not bring out the best in people. Whoever named and created the neighborhoods in Boston clearly doesn't live there. The names were especially a problem. My neighborhood had the same name as a small, apparently less desirable town. When I contributed to posts, people actually made fun of me, accusing me of not knowing where I belong. The site organizers said they couldn't fix it. Took two years to permanently get off their mailing list.
"Liberals" can't help it if trumpvoters keep flaunting their stupidity.
Load More Replies...When neighbours start talking, bad things happen. Very bad things. This is why I refuse to be on any neighbourhood groups/chats/lists. As a matter of fact don't talk to me in person either. I am not your friend. I just happen to live near you. Please leave me alone.
I'm blessed with amazing, helpful and friendly neighbours who know how to mind their own damn business most of the time but will help with anything if anyone is in need.
Load More Replies...Once joined such a group, but after reading how stupid my neighbors are I unsubscribed. I won't be able anymore to look anyone of them in the face and not laugh out loud for the next decade.
I have a rule wherever I live. I NEVER get to know my neighbours. If something goes wrong such as a falling out, you have to spend the rest of your time avoiding them. Nope, polite smile and a nod is enough for me.
Load More Replies...I got booted from next door b/c of a crazy woman who got mad b/c I said I don't eat at Chick Fil A and that I didn't think we needed yet another fast food place in town. She threatened to report every post I made (b/c I "wasn't letting people have their fun" by expressing an opinion apparently)and she did. They don't have any real admins so no one to look at her threat or why she kept reporting me for nothing. Just booted me out b/c I had a high rate of reports.
Most of what I see in Next door is "Suspicious car seen parked out side taking pictures, driver is male, dark skinned", with a reply "Blue Honda? He's my real estate agent". And lots of "Lost cat, last came home last week" along with "Coyote sighting, he must be finding food around here". (hint, keep your cat inside if you don't want it to become prey)
I signed up for Nextdoor. It’s almost entirely missing pet posts. I think they talk about other stuff but you have to subscribe to each topic, and I don’t give a shït about those people and their opinions on gardening and baking or whatever. But I will help them find their lost pets if I can.
Wait, there's suck thing as neighbourhood groups, if my village had one of these it would just reek of chaos 😂
What happened to all the BoredPandas with a sense of humor? Our Nextdoor group has many ridiculous posts that never fail to amuse. They invariably are greatly appreciated. Many of the ones here are meant to entertain but instead have elicited stunned commentary or continued the rude trend of using the perfectly normal name Karen as an epithet.
I just joined Next Door a month or so ago. About a week ago, someone reported that the DNR had killed Penny, a wild turkey that was known to hang out by our Burger King. Such an uproar. There are still posts about it. People put up a cross, flowers, candles and such as a memorial by the gas station. Fascinating stuff. I have only posted one thing on Next Door and it happened to be asking about that turkey (which is when I found he was generally called Penny). I haven't seen anything interesting on there before or since. Oh, except one where someone asked if people had noticed all the cats parking on American Blvd. She meant "cars", but it was such a hilarious typo with equally hilarious responses that I doubt I'll forget that particular thread for quite a while.
There was such a fuss that the printed it up on the state's largest newspaper.
Load More Replies...Funny - A woman from another part of the state joined my town's Patch page. There is very little communication between residents on the site. This woman starts complaining because several beaches were closed to everyone but town residents, due to COVID. Her accusations were nasty, saying town residents are the worst behaved, etc. The entire thread disappeared in a few days. It was tiny. For other reasons, the town government decided these beaches would be open to town residents only, 7 days a week, permanently. This is a small beach with very little parking. It makes sense to limit beach cowds. There are large beaches with lots of parking nearby. These are better equipped to support large crowds; there is an admission fee to pay life guards and the cost of maintaining the area. Nobody is denied beach access.
Nextdoor does not bring out the best in people. Whoever named and created the neighborhoods in Boston clearly doesn't live there. The names were especially a problem. My neighborhood had the same name as a small, apparently less desirable town. When I contributed to posts, people actually made fun of me, accusing me of not knowing where I belong. The site organizers said they couldn't fix it. Took two years to permanently get off their mailing list.
"Liberals" can't help it if trumpvoters keep flaunting their stupidity.
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