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Sometimes it's hard to imagine how people managed to stay connected before technology. I mean, come on, waiting for a letter to arrive? Going through telephone operators? Yes, we shudder at the thought of waiting to connect to others. However, even in the digital age where we are connected on multiple platforms - miscommunication and awkward situations can still arise and more often than you might think.

To prove this, Late Night host Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter for another one of his famous challenges, asking people to share a screenshot of their most awkward text message fails with the hashtag #MyAwkwardTexts for the chance to be featured on his show. Scroll down below to see all the hilariously funny text message responses he received, and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Heather Resendiz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Texting in Spanish on a phone set in English is the worst!

Estimation
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is both awkward and really funny XD

Id row
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would have used that phrase if it hadn't been used before, lol.

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While autocorrect accounts to some truly hilarious text fails the amount of times it does get things right is truly amazing and the technology behind it is even cooler. Most of the big name tech companies keep their software under wraps but the company Nuance was willing to talk to Slate Magazine and filled them in on how the spell check magic happens.

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    Lena Hudson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once followed a recipe which ended with "and black person to taste"... I mean, sure, any colour person was welcome to taste the meal if they wanted. Think they might have meant pepper though.

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure who said it first, but "It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk."

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent an email to a friend once after her husband came to my house and put shelves up saying that he was a wonderful man. Unfortunately I typo'd by typing wonderfuk. Thankfully she saw the error and had a good laugh.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hey, it may not have been racist - they could've been checking to see if the miniature demon they summoned had made it through the portal yet! LOL

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    Anime nerd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or the extra 18 messages amp up my/ ur OCD

    Elfmonkey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wish people would stop trivialising a debilitating illness such as OCD.

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charge your phone and check your 18 messages!

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my kids any time they text me asking me for something.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this when my husband calls sometimes. "Who is this? Joe who?

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    NQ L
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His battery % is freaking me out. Charge your phone...please

    ImagineDragonsya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, I would feel bad telling the person that they've got the wrong number...

    Deanna Durben
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg turn off your Bluetooth if you aren't connecting to something! It wastes tons of batteries

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing that it actually got delivered.

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    Nuance software company is responsible for one of the oldest and most popular text-entry systems - T9 (throwback to those flip phones). Each company has customized this system so it might not carry the same branding but a variation of it has been bundled with billions of phones.

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    Janine B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahaha I want a granny like that. 😂 😂 😂

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft. Don't leave it to your family. Write your own obituary. Leave it with the funeral home staff when you plan for and prepay for your funeral.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mess with the Granny. She is older and funnier than everyone :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, she will need it one day. But tell her how wonderful she is before that time comes. ❤

    Brivid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants to be told that she will be missed.

    Cat person
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be Slovak or Czech or polish

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because of Svedka? It is not polish. Maybe russian. Short for Swetlana..

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    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom would totally do this.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that to an ex friend who was phone stalking me. Sorry, wrong number. Maybe she won't bother me anymore.

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thousand upvotes, by of the “Oh man, I’m so sorry to do this”. Almost crying. Poor ex. 😂😂💔💔

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend to erase my exes phone numbers in my cellphone too. Avoids sending them nostalgic texts when/if drunk and feeling blue.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has your phone stopped smoking from the burn you put on him? Whhoooo Hooooo

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow dude maybe read the name up the top?????? ,lolo

    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way nostalgia.

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    The earliest version of was a way to enter a text message using a 9-digit numeric keypad, but flash forward and phones can automatically correct input and recognize handwriting. So how does it all work? The algorithm behind auto-correction works the same as a word processors spell checker. While you are typing the software is checking each word against its built-in dictionary. Would be pretty difficult for our human editors but for a computer it happens at warp speed.

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    Hidden Memes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a mob hit situation.

    Letitia Hedding
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was reading this I thought it was more like an attack or something

    Flame Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought is was almost a I'm at a scary movie kind of thing until I read the boat oart

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their mum is better than Stephen King!

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!! Imagine getting these as a wrong number text!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or being chased by a local crime hit squad! Lolol

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cruise ships don't mess around. They will leave your tardy a*s.

    BILL CIPHER!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there might have been a murderer on the loose☠

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    i_ship_it
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god this is hilarious..

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not awkward, it's amazing!

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My plan to take over the world? I'm starting with the US. Trump being elected is the best thing ever, because it doesn't really matter how evil I am, everybody's going to be saying, "well, at least he's not Trump."

    Letitia Hedding
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so cool! I don"t even know anyone with my first name :(

    Pamda Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are exactly 2 people on Facebook with my name (one of which is, of course, myself). I feel sad that I can't do this. :(

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 114 people with my name or a close version of it on fb. I could so totally fo this. It would be like the infinity mirror in The Last Jedi.

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    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he find all of these people?

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    But what happens when your computer editor can’t find a match? That’s right, it just makes it up! Kinda. It tries to predict what you were trying to say. Unfortunately this “helpfulness” can create some hilarious epic fails and wild misunderstandings!

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    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they saying, "bloody"?

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. forgetting your own birthday is a good excuse for forgetting valentines day..

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahaha! I loved this one!

    NoYFB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says "thanks man" to their spouse? And bloody, what the hell?

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have b***h b***h charge 3 slapped on my wrist right now..

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forever calling my Fit Bit "b***h b***h" now. Reminds me of when my very young son used to refer to Bob the Builder as "Botcha Bitcha."

    Saksham Tiwari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just visualised him yelling at his phone

    Mamia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the best so far, LOL! I can totally imagine my father haha

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a b***h, I mean bit fit I mean fit bit

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't even say it right, you aren't ready for one l. (hahahaha)

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    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got off a plane to visit my dad, got an audio that went something like this: call when you land period. I'll be in the cell phone lot period. Why isn't it typing? Bixby, text Bek. BIXBY TEXT BEK. Jesus H Christ. Call when you land period. PERIOD. S**t.

    DemPugs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Dish washing intensifies*

    Hawk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I suck at reading, I legit read it “ I somehow recorded myself uploading the dishwasher” -.-

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best dad ever. I want to see this on youtube

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, let's get this dishwasher emptied. What the... how the hell did the skillet get wedged in like this? It's completely jammed into the dish rack. Sheila? Sheila, where are you? The damn skillet is stuck! Sheila? Oh, that's right, she went to visit her sister. I'd call Christine (Siri calls Christine), but she's never been good at anything. Not that I'd ever tell her to her face. *laughs* Well, I guess it's up to me. *struggles for 8 minutes, leaving nothing but grunting noises on his daughter's voicemail* Aha! Gotcha, you little bastard! Right, now where do you belong? I guess I should call Sheila for this... oh c**p!"

    sfg4life515
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that might sounds like: frustrated sighs, exasperated ughs, and some mild swears and muttering under the brearh.

    ImagineDragonsya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why he didn't want them listening to it...

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic is making me laugh way harder than it should.

    Ashes-
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WhEre aRe ME luCky chArms?!

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes! When your so hangry, you take off your pants and throw cereal all over!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it IS St Patrick's Day today with the Lucky Charms.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years from now, when the kid goes on his first date, they can say "Wanna see some of Joe's baby pics?"

    Mark CM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the Cheerios on his a**e blurred?

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the Cherrios, it's the a**e. There are many creepy people in the Internet. I think it's to protect the child.

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    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really Bike Week unless you wake up from a multi-day bender married to either a stripper or cocktail waitress

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she doesn't look underage.

    Hawk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL x2 (another person already said lol)

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cherry or Ginger or Sparkles, I am dying!

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Dad, she's younger than me.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that's "Heather Feathers" to you, missy!!!

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    The Dutches
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect can be very annoying, but this one is great.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Autocorrect have such a dirty mind? Does it get joy from embarrassing us? PS: the word Autocorrect came up with a red line under it. Lol

    Da Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the only reason I like autocorrect, they make things humorous XD

    ImagineDragonsya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wooowwww autocorrect! ya really had to!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s d**k dock to you, boss!

    Flame Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote this sentence using only auto correct did not go back to change anythibg

    Lu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect wouldn’t use the word d**k....nice try dock.

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have continue the conversation....why do you smell like beef??

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh-huh. Sure. You can't take it back that easy!

    KarmaQueen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it makes all the difference if they know you or not.

    sfg4life515
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that vine, one of the greatest vines. That and water-meh-lonnnne.

    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a knockwirst joke post sex I think!

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    Da Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess sometimes people would be so excited they shat themselves XD

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also celebrities have to use toilet so it is not impossible to poop next to a famous actor if he is at the next cubicle.

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    katboxjanitor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a memorable meeting for your favorite actor

    Troy Currie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe sat by William Shatner...

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get a selfie of it?

    Emily Stander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't care how excited you are, please refrain from doing... that.

    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine actually shatting yourselves next to your favorite celebrity

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    DforDorothy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably a collective name for the "package". 😉

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    sfg4life515
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, the recipe calls for two cups of cocknut, and I've only got one...wonder if I should ask the neighbors?

    Rhea Hambum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cocknut" https://public.oed.com/contribute-to-the-oed/submission-form/

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such an a*****e move :/

    Lillukka79
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if G had a friend called Shylie who loves carrot cake? How is she to know it's a wrong number annd a different person?

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    CultOfBambi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why everyone is hating on the poor carrot cake - carrot cake is awesome!

    Otis Spunkmeyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FAKE! Look at the time stamps of the original text message and the conversation. If it were true, it means that at 2306 (11:06pm) they're asking what kind of cake to buy, and at 2310 (11:10pm) they already went to the store, got their friend the cake, and discovered the ruse.

    Pumbaa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess I'm a bad person as I think this is hilarious :DD

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not like carrot cake?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with carrot cake? In my case you can never go wrong with cake.. 😋😋

    danielw
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    6 years ago

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    vegetables do not belong in a cake. that's what's wrong with carrot cake.

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    Riz Leslie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrot cake is delicious though

    sfg4life515
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All is going according to plan....

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    GoodWolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has saved her mom as birth giver... 🤔

    Bored Bear
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im curious how she saved her dad as? "The producer".

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    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez. imagine getting this as a wrong number text O.o

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom heard there were going to be a lot of doctors there? 💰💰💰💰

    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a. Mom door you, who wants to see. You married happily with a grand baby she can enjoy ... before she dies! Lololol!

    Harleen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same chick that couldn't remember "an ex's" name. I'm starting to see a pattern here........

    Erin Alyce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello. This is me what pattern am I showing exactly? Lol

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sexist when a woman tells another woman to use her tits to get a man?

    My O My
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have to discuss this topic...maybe somebody out there knows the answer

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    6 years ago

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    Most likely he adds contacts surname first. So he had a contact like "Robertson Mike" and then added another one named "Robertson Angela". By force of habit, he texted the first "Robertson", hence the above text happened. I don't think he meant to be disrespective to his friend's mom.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what does that make his friend? A son of a b*tch? Lol

    rai mei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not a typo.. the typo part is an excuse

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    The Dutches
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious: why exactly are you cooking the cat?

    Lucy Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im concerned i need more info

    Shadowpuppy_123
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO DONT COOK THE BLIND KITTY IS SOO CUUUUTEE

    Michaela Fieberling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is not a Newborn. Kittens don't open their eyes until the two week mark or thereabouts. That kitten looks to be around 7 Weeks old, maybe a bit youger. Also, it does have some eye-troubles, usually kitten eyes (and cat eyes) are very clear. Kittens have blue eyes btw^^ (Raised a few litters of kittens, so this is not an uninformed post^^) Still cute kitten 10/10: would totally cuddle^^

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat doesn't realize his demise

    sfg4life515
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Who cooks a newborn ANYthing?

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    _MariaMichael Report

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone notice that they're doing this around 11:00 PM?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well one does need to workout aaaall the muscles..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 ZZZZZ

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't we all need a**l after going to the gym

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And go to work after a**l? Hmm, can think of nicer things

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    #22

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    Amanda Ammermann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO So rude but Id be lying if i tried to say I didnt chuckle

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to know when someone says, "your teeth remind me of a song", nothing good is coming next.

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, there is always my shiny teeth and me by chip skylark lmao

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    Living_Shadow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used the same roast on my brother LMAO ... btw his teeth aren't really bad we just joke around with each other

    T Rex King
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BALCK AND YELO

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    #23

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    AshtaMarie Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vagina tablets will be the next Tide Pod Challenge. Just wait and see.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither "espresso" or "cleaning" sound remotely close to v...... what were you trying to say?

    Bella
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know that vagina was used before lol

    sfg4life515
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they help suppress my vaginas cough? Or should I get the lozenges?

    A dose of reality...
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to have autocorrect than to make mistakes like "vagina's are on..."

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So these tablets can be used for both ?

    #24

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    Thee_Rick_Jones Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this seemed a bit too sincere to be considered an error. lol

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, blurring defeats a bit the purpose of the whole image... Just sayin'

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it's 2019, so everybody gets offended by just being looked at, don't even talk about 'bad' words...

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    The Dutches
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typing does not necessarily make it better.

    #25

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    Ben_Jammin_93 Report

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight me bro!!! That was MY bread! Sure there are 35 others on the shlef but that was the only one on clearnce bruh!!! Fight meh!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, click on "report" (lower right corner of post) and report max fakerson, so we can get rid of this idiot. Don't answer him and don't up or down vote.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old ladies: "Well, damn,we missed out."

    sfg4life515
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handbags and blue hair all over the place.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mess with anyone who could take out their teeth to bite me!!!

    max fakerson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Let’s hope they’re not n****r ladies! Different races of marriage should be illegal!

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    Justine Nicole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think these "Gina" ones are fake this is like the third one that was posted by her

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuchs sake, Gina! How many of these do you have?

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think that’s a hilarious pick up line!

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd totally have run with this. i'd be like, awesome i always wanted to be a sugar baby!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that not what he’s saying. He’s basically saying he’s going to f**k her, then f**k her over.

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    The Dutches
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the American people (and the rest of the world) payed while getting ****** by the banking system.

    Lauren Niewold
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have responded the same way lol

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    #27

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    KittyHostility Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes God doesn't work over here" Living in hell are we?

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    #28

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    RachieFrench Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving my truck with a partner when we both noticed the movie marque with the film, Foreskin Gump, XXX. I almost crashed my truck. It was at a theater outside of an Air Force base with many young airmen, lonely, lonely airmen, lol.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice : avoid soft drinks, beer and green tea before gong to bed...

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Why would you black out, (or emoji out) the picture when its just an initial? 2. The bathroom,is common signs of diabetes, having to use the restroom several times...

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, older men (me) may acquire BPH, which stands for Benign Prostate Hyperplasia. That means the male sexual organs keep growing for a man's entire life. The continued growing can interfere with the urethra, constricting it to narrow the tube that runs from the bladder to the outside. That means a man cannot empty their bladders completely (usually about half way) and thus, have to head off to the bathroom often. They make pills to help but they are very expensive. Too costly for me, so I make 20 trips to the bathroom in a 24 hour period, ruining most of my sleepy time.

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    Emily Stander
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They two problems. Having to use the toilet seven times a night and theydontknowwhataspacebaris.

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    #29

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    ngobodyy Report

    Bored Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened here? I’m confuzzled....

    Nick Sady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrew messaged her asking to get back together. She took a screenshot and sent it to her 'friend' asking how to respond (obviously wanting to say no) but accidentally sent it to andrew instead.

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    Elena Adams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T MAKE IT DIFFICULT ANDREW JEEE

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has received a screenshot of MY own private conversation meant for someone else, I'd say that Andrew dodged a bullet.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's the one who made it difficult. 😒

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    #30

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    makenna_lg Report

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other way around - Yeezus will protect you.

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeezus, the new Jesus. All hail Yeezus

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