I sculpt and paint characters into broken and discarded things. I am calling them “Infestations” for lack of a better name.
Mini Altoids Infestation
These tiny tins are sold at Target.
9-Volt Battery Infestation
Was shocked to find this had 4 smaller batteries inside of it.
French’s Mustard Infestation
Pugs are like real, cute, little monsters. I call this “Pugstard.”
Dental Floss Infestation
There was just enough floss left for the little guy in there.
Red Bull Infestation
This one just happened.
This was the most fun of them all. Here’s a video of it.
“My Little Secret” is a rather large one.
In case you want to make your own:
The first one I made.
Nintendo Controller Infestation
People get angry when they see this. “How COULD you?” they ask. Well, it hasn’t worked in 30 years.
Beats By Dre Infestation
These are non-working cheap knockoffs that my friends’ son was going to throw away.
Bic Lighter Infestation
Was very scared to make a hole in this when I started.
I have very fresh breath.
Lime Juice Infestation
Always use real limes when possible.
Mr. Peanut Infestation
This old, broken salt shaker never knew what hit it.
Rubik’s Cube Infestation
Another broken toy gets a monster makeover.
Good God these anchovies are gross. How did Shaggy and Scooby ever stand them?
Squirt Gun Infestation
A toy from my youth that quit working during the Reagan administration.
Campbell’s Soup Infestation
Andy Warhol always reminded me of a monster from the Muppets.
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