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Prepare yourselves, dear Pandas, we’re about to journey into one of the most shadowy and hilarious corners of the internet—into the vast Cringe Empire, home of the elusive, socially inept neckbeards. Known for their poor hygiene, misogynistic points of view, [ahem] ‘interesting’ style choices, love of anime, katanas, body pillows, and Japanese culture, these fedora-wearing individuals are called neckbeards.

A pejorative term, it lightly pokes fun at those geeks who have over-inflated egos (and more than occasionally—over-inflated tummies), are often misogynistic, call people “m’lady,” and believe that acting like a functioning member of society is more of a recommendation than a requirement. Whether or not they have a beard on their necks or in their hearts is beside the point. All that matters is the beard in their soul.

One place that publicly shames the most cringeworthy neckbeards is the ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ subreddit, a community of nearly 809k members. It’s an online group “for mocking those who adorn their necks with proud man fur.” And I love their tagline which is “barba non philisophum facit” which roughly translated from Latin means “one's beard does not make a philosopher.”

Have a look through some of the subreddit’s funniest and quirkiest posts about neckbeards, upvote the ones that made you laugh, and be sure to give the online group a visit if you enjoyed their stuff. Onwards, dear Readers! Just remember not to touch anyone’s fedora—it makes them... angry.

Plenty of neckbeards eat very poorly, move very little, and stereotypically subsist on Doritos and Mountain Dew, which means their health isn't up to scratch. Bored Panda reached out to fitness expert Jack Bly to hear his take on what we can do to improve our health and fitness if we feel that it's negatively impacting the quality of our lives. You'll find his insights below.

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#1

Women And Their... *shuffles Deck* ...pants!

Women And Their... *shuffles Deck* ...pants!

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Vic
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about pants for women, but I know this guy needs to wear a straitjacket..

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    #2

    Where's The Lie?

    Where's The Lie?

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they really wanted girlfriends they'd be all over the girl geeks and gamers and programmers, but they do their damndest to push them away... thereby ending any possibility of meeting a girl they have anything in common with. They have NO idea that they have terrible intimacy issues, they'd rather believe it's all the fault of, well, every female alive.

    Q B F T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Plus They get off on self-pity, so it suits them to brand women the same

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    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to myself as a geek girl and one thing that really is annoying to me, is that boy geeks expect from me to know every character, actor, movie maker, titles and just some scenes out of the blue. The fact that I like certain things, doesn't mean I have to learn everything about it, geez

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most male geeks don't know everything either but there are some who think that knowing everything makes them "superior" to all other geeks. If I had a pound for every time someone has said to me "how can you not know that, call yourself a fan" I would have enough money to buy a full set of replica Mandalorian armor, lol.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed.A very big part of the male nerd community is really sexist. I have been gaming since I was on my mums lap in the 90s (she started gaming in the late 80s and even now at 60 she still loved videogames). I got so sick of hearing how women cant be nerds or gamers and we do it for attention. Specially if they are attractive. If you are unattractive you dont even exist for these morons. One of the things that stranged me from a lot of my male nerd colleagues was seeing them (often very unattractive) insulting women for not looking like an anime character or s**t shaming the ones who were conventionally attractive.

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man.. people (in game)always think that i'm a guy even when i use female char. Until i told them i'm a 40 years old hag. But some ppl still said to me, that no f****n way a female (especially a 40yo like me) would play rpgs😂it's hilarious

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've been getting mistaken for a dude in games since EverQuest

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    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! I love comic books and stuff like that and these guys would probably say that I am a "fake geek". Anyone can love comic books, but not everyone loves someone that is condescending and misogynistic.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the "fake geek girls" are the super hot Only fans and Twitch girls who have figured out they can make money off of this.

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rage over "fake geek girls" or (and I've seen this firsthand) the complaints about how the 'cool kids' are screwing up geek culture... 99% of the cases I've seen... it's because the person/persons doing the complaining essentially are taking the path of least resistance. Path A: Look at self. Practice self-awareness and be honest with how you treat others and how you honestly come across to people. - This is hard and served with a massive scoop of humble pie... Path B: Blame another person.. better... another GROUP, then feel smug and don't grow as a person..... WELL... let's see... most of them... Path B it is!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sort of guy thinks he's owed the drop-dead gorgeous model type. If you suggest he date his equal he gets insulted because he thinks he's too good for her.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most nerds / geeks are too afraid to talk to girls to be anything like misogynists, it's the trendy hipster guys that you seem to be describing

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it isn't and they are perfectly capable of being abusive in the digital world.

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    Angela Allen Simms
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read comics, plays poker with a straight face, lives for football, can tell chess pieces apart and wait for it how to move them, can drive a stick, can see the core similarities between Star Trek and Star Wars. Hates people telling me what defines me. Oh, and I will ignore you so hard you'll forget you know me...63 yo and still have no doubt about my geek/nerd tendencies!

    Flip 3206
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there are guys like this, but there are also nerdy guys who are just socially awkward and they've found guys who are like them to bond with, and they just don't know how to deal with women being in what they consider "their" domain.

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very salient video on the subject...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-gX0spJpa0

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some but not all, the 4-channers are pretty bad though.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with the broad brush stereotypes..... I've been a nerd as far back as I can remember. I'm 53 and still a nerd. Never in my life have I or any of my nerd friends complained about a girl getting into nerd stuff. Any of us would have LOVED for a girl to be interested in XMen, D&D, Star Wars, etc... It was virtually unheard of for a girl to be into nerd stuff. Other girls were MERCILESS against them. We used to get into fights all the time by people who thought we were weird. Now we get constantly attacked by this new wave of "Geeks" who stereotype male nerds the same way the jocks used to. Just so you know, those mysoginistic condescending dickbags were reviled by us as well and were the minority. I stood in line for the first Star Wars as a kid, read comics when they were about 25 cents and still play pencil and paper RPG's with family and friends. Just stop with the "Geek guys are incel" mentality already

    Brian Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the kind of loser who's into comic books, I don't think you can afford to be choosy regardless of whether you're a dude or a "geek girl".

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh unpopular opinion but I can kinda understand the pushback. Im a female gamer and I have been ever since i was little. For a long time I was the only girl I knew that liked video games and nerdy stuff... When I got a bit older and went to conventions I found kindred spirits but it was still few and far between. Back then no one had a problem with girls at AX or whatever because fake geek girls were not a thing. At all. I never got gatekeeped or tested by guys. That only started happening recently. Why? Because gaming is almost mainstream now, and extremely marketable. I see bikinis at every convention and they're almost always trying to sell something. I, as woman find it annoying in the same way ads or influencers are annoying. If models cosplaying buff heroes were trying to sell me s**t at a convention id be miffed too. Gatekeeping is wrong but I don't think it's fair to say people who are wary of people trying to sell them stuff using sexuality are necessarily misogynist.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also obviously a lot of gamers are misogynistic and sexist and I've seen my fair share... but I'm saying that I can understand being wary of booth girls and stuff and pro cosplayers. Like for example Overwatch... The Reddit is getting bombarded with female pro cosplayers with only fans accounts. They do play the game but their account is all their onlyfans pics. At first their posts were welcomed. As it happens more and more people are sceptical of them. Basically I feel like people doing the wrong thing is really why people feel the need to vet things now. We're always being manipulated.

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    Gerry Higgins
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    4 years ago

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    So them rejecting "geek girls" is wrong but you rejecting "guy comic fans" is okay? Take a look in the mirror

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Misogynistic condescending dickbags ? No, they are just ugly, and to poor for surgery. Only looks matter.

    elSti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey Ryan, long time not read any comments of you. Already any progress on your surgery plans?

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    #3

    Those Red Caps Are The New Fedoras

    Those Red Caps Are The New Fedoras

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    IzzieM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect probably means something else to this guy...

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    I wanted to get fitness expert Jack's take on what foods to go for when losing weight. Going on a new diet can mean that you're constantly feeling hungry which can, in turn, mean that you're more likely to go back to your old snacking and fast-food habits.

    Jack told Bored Panda that high satiety foods are key to keeping hunger at bay. "The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high volume in order to fill you up," he pointed out.

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    According to Jack, if someone's looking to lose some weight, he recommends weight lifting as a priority when it comes to exercise. However, mixing that together with some cardio "would be optimal," in his opinion.

    "Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," he said.

    #4

    "They'll Understand Me In Japan"

    "They'll Understand Me In Japan"

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    #5

    Just A Friendly Reminder!

    Just A Friendly Reminder!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many pics of signs like this! What is the connection between anime and bad hygiene, why??

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    #6

    Graphs Don't Lie

    Graphs Don't Lie

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 Thanks a lot for making me spit my drink over my keyboard...

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    The fitness expert told Bored Panda that if someone's dissatisfied with their life and their health, they need to "get very clear on the CHOICE" they have to make. "You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence."

    He added: "It isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."

    How neckbeards are defined entirely depends on who you ask about them. For some, they’re anime-loving, fake katana-wielding dorks who dream about living in Japan. For others, they’re arrogant jerks and 'incels' who see themselves as better than everyone else and have a sense of entitlement that few can match. Often, neckbeards portray themselves as gentlemen, philosophers, and men of culture. Often… they’re anything but.

    #7

    Say It Again Louder For The People At The Back

    Say It Again Louder For The People At The Back

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    #8

    Accurate

    Accurate

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. he moved the bags of chips and cheese dipped nachos to get to the microwave..

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    #9

    A Nice Shot Of The Pastor Who Told Wives To Lose Weight And Look More Feminine

    A Nice Shot Of The Pastor Who Told Wives To Lose Weight And Look More Feminine

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A TV pastor being a hypocrite. Surely not.

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    Others still associate neckbeards mostly with their exterior characteristics. The iconic fedora. The baggy suits. The overweight physiques. The slightly (fine, fine, more than just ‘slightly’) weird obsession with the ‘My Little Pony’ cartoon. And, of course, the scruffy, unkempt beards on their necks that are a modern version of what’s popular among the Amish community in the US. Each of these things doesn’t mean much in isolation, but when taken together, they paint a picture of someone who may need to work very hard to improve their life.

    The r/justneckbeardthings subreddit has been active since late June of 2013 and recently celebrated its 8th birthday.

    The moderators have got only 4 rules that members need to follow, including avoiding reposts (“Reposts are for losers,” they explain), not being a neckbeard on Reddit, being nice to turtles (here are a couple of possible explanations for the phrase), and avoiding sharing any and all personal info. Sure, the subreddit might be all about mocking neckbeards, but the mods point out that they don’t want to see any bullying or witch-hunts.

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    #10

    It’s Hard Out Here For A Neckbeard Trying To Find The Proper M’lady

    It’s Hard Out Here For A Neckbeard Trying To Find The Proper M’lady

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh not this science-lady either she is educated and thinks..

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    #12

    Local Board Game Shop Fighting Back The Neckbeards

    Local Board Game Shop Fighting Back The Neckbeards

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to the staff there. Particularly the female ones.

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    “At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self-examination and improvement,” writes Urban Dictionary.

    “Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.”

    #13

    Revenge Of The Nerd

    Revenge Of The Nerd

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're so delusional that you think "Leave me alone, creep" is asking for a date.

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    #14

    My Doctoral Thesis

    My Doctoral Thesis

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will donate to the Gofundme for their charter flight!

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    #15

    Hi Beautiful

    Hi Beautiful

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    KJ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to sit in on the court case just to watch the judge try not to laugh in the guys face.

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    Meanwhile, another entry in Urban Dictionary describes neckbeards as “talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.”

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    [Tips fedora] “M’panda.”

    #16

    Females Deserted Us

    Females Deserted Us

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    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny they picked Denethor when Wormtongue is the canon incel. XD

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    #17

    When Your Euphoria Hits Other Players

    When Your Euphoria Hits Other Players

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    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner used to work at a game store and would run MTG games for free on his off time. The way they would thanklessly trash the store every time was infuriating. There was one day he went into the bathroom and there was just piss all over the place. He stopped the entire tourney and made them all come into the bathroom to look at the mess, then had to explain to the group of "grown" men how to properly piss in a toilet. Don't even get me started on the smell in there during those times.

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    #18

    Just Chilling In Moms Basement

    Just Chilling In Moms Basement

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I knew there would be a bong! This table exists in so many rooms around the world

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    #19

    How Do You Go 62 Days Without A Shower??

    How Do You Go 62 Days Without A Shower??

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People said things all right, but he didn't hear them because they all stayed 200 yards away.

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    #20

    Hopefully This Brings As Much Joy To You As It Did Me. 100% My Brother And His Friends

    Hopefully This Brings As Much Joy To You As It Did Me. 100% My Brother And His Friends

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people might. But most bullying victims are just chosen because they dont have friends or defend them. Bullies find any excuse to bully others. Height, sex, weight, intelligence level...

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    #21

    I Can Respect That

    I Can Respect That

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one man can pull off a fedora, and he's also rocking a leather jacket and bullwhip

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    #22

    Not Even Satan Wants Neckbeards

    Not Even Satan Wants Neckbeards

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Satan has had to put up signs reminding people to have showers 🤦‍♀️

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    #23

    If You Want A "Strong" Woman, You're Gay!

    If You Want A "Strong" Woman, You're Gay!

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a man wanting a submissive man is straight?

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    #24

    Wanna Hear A Scary Story, M'lady?

    Wanna Hear A Scary Story, M'lady?

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    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once said to me,What would you do if we were the last two people on earth? I looked him in the eye and said, I would kill myself.

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    #25

    I Wonder What She Did

    I Wonder What She Did

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most incels are Trump trash. And they definitely HATE women!

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    #26

    F You Then

    F You Then

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    Aunt Messy
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls themselves a "nice guy" or "gentleman" is lying.

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    #27

    I Think This Belongs Here..

    I Think This Belongs Here..

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    #28

    My Boyfriend And I Dressed As A Neckbeard And His Waifu For Halloween

    My Boyfriend And I Dressed As A Neckbeard And His Waifu For Halloween

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    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 That level of dedication, must be an amazing couple with a lot of confidence!

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    #29

    The Market Decided...

    The Market Decided...

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    #30

    So Accurate It Hurts

    So Accurate It Hurts

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    Kevin Gerke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably super confusing without knowing the reference. There was an episode of Rick and Morty where Rick went off on a tangent about the sauce when it was available at McDonalds years ago. McDonalds rolled with the sudden interest in the sauce and brought some back very briefly. Some Rick and Morty fans got super excited about it.

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    #31

    Why Are You Booing Me? I’m Right

    Why Are You Booing Me? I’m Right

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    #32

    Accidental Neckbeardism

    Accidental Neckbeardism

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    #33

    Having A Girlfriend Is Cheating!

    Having A Girlfriend Is Cheating!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's about the "having a gf" part..

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    #34

    When Even Your Fantasy Starts Dropping Hints

    When Even Your Fantasy Starts Dropping Hints

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why so many people at a convention just won't shower. I can walk around in a fullbody cosplay suit the whole day and I still don't sweat as much as some of these guys stink.

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    #35

    The Reeeeaction Would Be So Satisfying

    The Reeeeaction Would Be So Satisfying

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't people dress as Picke Rick for Halloween ?

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    #36

    Nani!?!?!? Don't Y'all Just Hate It When This Happens?

    Nani!?!?!? Don't Y'all Just Hate It When This Happens?

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also taking panty pictures isn't considered a popular action. Japanese law states that the sounds for taking a picture with a smartphone needs to be constantly on. Groping in trains also will end with broken bones in reality

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    #37

    Neckbeards On A Vacation

    Neckbeards On A Vacation

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    elSti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's as all those 1/12th italians always talking about how their mom makes to real spaghetti bolognese and it's so much better than what everybody else makes because she adds oregano

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    #38

    The More You Know...

    The More You Know...

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend $50 on a game or spend $10 on personal hygiene. Difficult choice.

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    #39

    A Poor, Deaf Girls Nightmare

    A Poor, Deaf Girls Nightmare

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him: I'm cool and edgy and take risks while giving an air of sophistication and darkness. Her: You look like the b*stard offspring of a fat goat and the monopoly guy. Your about as edgy as a ball and more like lukewarm at best. Now excuse me while I walk away crying... with laughter

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    #40

    His Mom Is Stacy Af

    His Mom Is Stacy Af

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF he graduates from high school, that is. Might as well finish the basement, because you going to have someone living there—-forever—-who has “failed to launch”.

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    #41

    There's No Love

    There's No Love

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone can't deal with their own confused hormonal drive to reproduce.

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    #42

    American Animation Is Art

    American Animation Is Art

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    #43

    I Told Him To Stop Messaging Me Because My Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Me Being In Contact With Him...

    I Told Him To Stop Messaging Me Because My Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Me Being In Contact With Him...

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My 'a*****e boyfriend' just took a screenshot and forwarded it, along with your contact info, to your local police department. Your move, ja***ff."

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    #44

    All That’s Missing Is Don Draper And Bill The Butcher

    All That’s Missing Is Don Draper And Bill The Butcher

    "white dude between 15 and 24 who got straight Cs in high school and is smarter than everyone else in the world starter pack"

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    achilles get down from there
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadpool doesn't belong here, he drinks respect women juice at every meal

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    #45

    Telling A Little Girl That Feminism Sucks

    Telling A Little Girl That Feminism Sucks

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    #46

    The Difference Between WWI And WWII

    The Difference Between WWI And WWII

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the country that basically invented Nazis we wouldn't make that difference though.

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    #48

    I Tell You H'what

    I Tell You H'what

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm befriended with some employees from the local GameStop in my city, sometimes I help them putting new things into the shelves because I want to help them a bit. I can't believe how many men have tried to either cringy hit on me, or trying to scare me out of the store because I'm a woman.

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    #49

    A Guy I Work With Won A Comp Kitkat Were Doing, He Got To Choose His Own Design To Be Made

    A Guy I Work With Won A Comp Kitkat Were Doing, He Got To Choose His Own Design To Be Made

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    #50

    I Stand Corrected

    I Stand Corrected

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    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least we get trilbies back.

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    #51

    I Call It Cringe-Speak

    I Call It Cringe-Speak

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    #52

    Just Normal Everyday Things

    Just Normal Everyday Things

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a New Zealander: wait, that’s not Chlöe Swarbrick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxJsPXrEqCI

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    #53

    Neck Beards In Public

    Neck Beards In Public

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    #54

    How To Properly Argue With A Redditor

    How To Properly Argue With A Redditor

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I met one of these recently right here on the site! Option one doesn't exist in their universe 🤷‍♀️

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    #55

    Thought This Belonged

    Thought This Belonged

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Pretty sure Dan Salvato wears deodorant.

    #56

    Owo

    Owo

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I really don't understand most of these. Abandon Thread!!!

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    #57

    Ticker Of Many Boxes

    Ticker Of Many Boxes

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fancy hat"? A WalMart trilby is "fancy" now?

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