No battle was ever won on an empty stomach. According to historians, one Roman legion had to consume 120 sheep a day for their meat ration, crusaders would recharge on dry meat and grain, while Napoleon’s soldiers spent most of their time desperately hungry.

But fast forward to the modern day and we see a whole different story. Neatly packaged and super-compact, military food rations are an easy way to provide that much-needed nutrition. But it turns out, every country has its own take on front-line dining. Thanks to one Youtuber named David Hong, who tried a variety of MREs from different countries, we now know what exactly army troops’ taste buds can expect when they open one. And surprisingly, some look better than my dinner ever has.

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#1

Russia

Russia

Apple sauce; Pea stew; Meatball; Bacon in fat; Crackers; Rice with peas and meat; Cheese spread; Carrot and potato substance

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mph seti
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4 months ago

"Potato Substance"

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#2

United Kingdom

United Kingdom

Muesli oats with milk; Sports drink, coffee and tea; Candy; Cranberry cereal bar; Fruit cake; Vegetarian pasta; Oatmeal cookie and hazelnut spread; Tomato pasta salad; Salted nuts

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JuJu
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4 months ago

Is that a teeny tiny Tabasco?

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#3

Italy

Italy

Breakfast: Biscuits; Chocolate; Jelly; Spoon; Coffee; Sugar; Salt. Lunch: Tortellini; Beef; Fruit salad; Biscuits; Coffee. Supper: Crackers; An entry bar; Tuna; Soup

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Astrid Nineor
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4 months ago

Look better than many of the others

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Bored Panda reached out to David Hong, a Youtuber behind the series of videos that revealed what’s inside these military food rations. It turns out, David is also an artist in the furry fandom and Warhammer Horus Heresy project, which recently became his main focus.

The thirty-year-old Youtuber started out back in 2011 and his channel was mainly about blogging and gaming. ”I never have thought it would be an MRE Review Channel since I first opened a US MRE ration that I bought from an expat living in my country,” he recounted.

#4

France

France

Terrine forestiere; Crackers; Chocolate, nougat and candy; Muesli, oats and fruits; Instant tomato soup; Braised ham; Crozets et diots

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 months ago

I would gladly serve in french army. Especially if you compare it with than Yugoslavian army where I served more than 30 years ago

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#5

Germany

Germany

Hazelnut pudding; Rindfleischlyoner grob; Pea stew with mettwurstchen; Hackfleischrollchen with rice; Muesli, oats milk and fruits; Roggenschrotbrot; Cranberry cereal bar; Roggenschrotbrot; Dark chocolate; Crackers


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Marc
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4 months ago

If you eat too many of the crackers, then you can't go to the toilet for a few days. That's what they're mainly there for. The good thing is, if you smear Bundeswehr shoe polish on the crackers, you can easily light a fire with it, even wet wood. The stuff burns like tinder and glows like coal.

Evil Little Thing
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4 months ago

Hard tack was always multipurpose.

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chi-wei shen
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4 months ago (edited)

A few translations: Rindfleischlyoner grob: rough Bologna style sausage made of beef; Mettwürstchen: small strongly flavoured sausage made from raw minced pork; Hackfleischröllchen: small minced meat rolls; Roggenschrotbrot: coarse-grained rye bread;

Catlady6000
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4 months ago

Thank you

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ADHORTATOR
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4 months ago

The crackers are called "Panzerplatten"= Armor plates, guess why... :-)

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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4 months ago

I used to love them - my dad was in the military. But I always thought they were called Panzerplatten because you could plaster a road with them so a tank could drive over it? HUh, but I never asked and this is just as cool and explanation ;-)

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ruthenium the ruther
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4 months ago

well... not bad, could be worse. **cough cough** american school lunches **cough cough**

Vicky Zar
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4 months ago

OMG Lol You can buy that exact cevapcici meal in a lot of German stores! I practically lived on that during my apprenticeship.

Layla Corman
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4 months ago

Pass

Erik Nagel
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4 months ago

I remember the food rations in the East German Army. It contained bread in a can, and this can fitted perfectly in our howitzers. Guess what we did...

Rabia Sare A.
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4 months ago

it looks sad

Maureen Peters
Community Member
4 months ago

Good defensive food!

Fact Perils
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4 months ago

Well at least they get chocolate

Mia Cardenas
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4 months ago

Chocolate!

Trisha Lynn
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4 months ago

I can feel the constipation coming on......

Impedimenta
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4 months ago

This why there's Roggenschrotbrot.

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Randy Klefbeck
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3 months ago

Three different kinds of sausage.

Randy Klefbeck
Community Member
3 months ago

Type 2.

Hannah Marshall
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3 months ago

Ooh dark chocolate. Isn't that a treat!

starhunter64
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3 months ago

looks best so far

Jane Dorothy Warner
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4 months ago

I'd like to know the calorific value of the pack.

Silke
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4 months ago

Il take this one :) Better than my German mother's cooking

Anne Broadhurst
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4 months ago

I'd love to eat different countries food like proper

Laura Rudgers
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4 months ago

Rindfleischlyoner grob= a fruit jam on the left, a pate of some sort on the right mettwurstchen=smoked pork sausage Hackfleischrollchen=minced meat rolls Roggenschrotbrot;=German rye hardbread (tack)

fancy yet idiotic alien
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4 months ago

I’m sorry but when I was (trying) to read the names of the food I was just reading jmc Ijrenfijrenfiojfrnfoijnfrifj

Laura Rudgers
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4 months ago

see my post!

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Meyer Weinstock
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4 months ago

...mettwurst....*drool*

NamiKoa
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4 months ago

Bummer, if you're a vegetarian.

Befitting Soup
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4 months ago

What's with so many crackers seriously? Is that going to give you a lot of energy and nutrition?

Evil Little Thing
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4 months ago

They are hard tack. If kept dry they stay edible forever. Literally 100+ years. And as Marc said, good utility. But apparently much easier to eat if you soak them in soup first.

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Oskar vanZandt
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4 months ago

Looks well-rounded... bowl required. More fibre it seems.

Steve Cruz
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4 months ago

I can't pronounce half the items, but they sound ANGRY!

Inga Viviane
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4 months ago (edited)

Are you american? Your Nazi Angst is so high, every person who is able to speak german in american television needs to speak german like an angry hitler. Its actually quite dumb and frankly, offensive. Quit your racism. I don't judge every american to be like trump stop judging german speaking persons to be like hitler.

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#6

Canada

Canada

Hot chocolate; Orange drink; Coffee; Coffee creamer; Banana flavoured oatmeal cereal; Bread; Sliced apples; Baked beans; Ketchup; Peanut butter; Strawberry jam

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Mike Crow
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4 months ago

I’ve had many of these when is was an aside Cadet and in basic training when I joined the Canadian Forces. Some of the entries were better than others but I never got the baked beans.

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But it turns out, David isn’t connected to any military himself. “This question comes up due to the fact that MREs can only be had if provided by the army, or bought from a commissary in a base.” He explained that this isn’t the case anymore because military rations are now available publicly. 

It’s hard to say which food ration was David’s fave since “every ration is unique to the taste and culture of their corresponding nation.” Having said that, he loved “the Russian IRP because it offers the most protein of all the MREs I had. The pork fat or sowbelly is probably the oddest choice in it; it tastes like bacon when you mix it with the rice included.”

Other nice treats included meatballs that “feel and taste realer than manufactured ones that are soggy and bland” and crackers that “are great to snack on, dunking it in the sauces of the entrees is heavenly.”

#7

Croatia

Croatia

Biscuits with pepper; Salt crackers; Chocolate; Pineapple; Papaya; Turkey pate; Liver spread; Sardines Beans; Coffee taffy's; Orange drink; Tea; Beef soup

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ruthenium the ruther
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4 months ago

best one yet!

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#8

U.S.

U.S.

Marble pound cake; Skittles; Grape flavor energy drink; Crackers; Chili; Macaroni

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Pandasrule
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4 months ago

oh my gosh they have skittles

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#9

Poland

Poland

Tea; Coffee; Chicken casserole; Hardtack; Hard candies; Stick of gum; Honey; Condensed milk ; Pepper; Salt; Raisins

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mph seti
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4 months ago

Is the condensed milk in that toothpaste tube?

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Moreover, David believes that “the entrees in the Russia IRP are the best seasoned,” which means you don’t need to add salt or pepper. “The mini stove is also very cute when warming the entrees within their containers, as a civilian, I feel like camping when using it,” he added.

The Youtuber, who is originally from the Philippines, also told us about the time he tried living on “twenty-four colon-blocking [army ration] flavors to choose from.” It may sound fun, but in reality, “It is quite a fattening and a constipating endeavor as a civilian with moderate exercise, the amount of calories in each pack is designed for soldiers.”

#10

Lithuania

Lithuania

Drink; Chicken soup; Hazelnuts; Crackers; Chocolate; Chicken and rice


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ebony1k124 touch
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4 months ago

This looks decent but i would pour some of the soup over the chicken and rice to rescue it a bit.

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Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan

Biscuits; Tea bag; Jam; Pate; Squash; Rice; Corned beef with soup

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Oskar vanZandt
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4 months ago

Tins can double as close-range weapons... not enough fluids?

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#12

Ukraine

Ukraine

Breakfast: Iced tea; Biscuits; Rice with beef; Wipes.

Lunch: Spoon and tissue paper; Pate; Pork; Drink; Sugar.

Supper:Biscuits;Tuna;Pate;Iced tea;Sugar


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Andrew Gibb
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4 months ago

wouldn't want to put the camouflaged pack on the ground ;-)

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Not only can the MREs truly be fattening since they’re packed with calories, they can also get dull easily. “Once you already cycled through the menus as they can have the same desserts or spreads in consecutive packs.”

All in all, David wouldn’t recommend relying on MREs as a quick meal even for an athlete because “they can really throw off your diet and bowels.”

#13

Spain

Spain

Tuna; Mix fruits; Beef and peas; Instant vege soup; Pate

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Gina Babe
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4 months ago

This one is gross looking

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#14

China

China

Cake; Fruit; Rice; Sausage; Hot Sauce


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ebony1k124 touch
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4 months ago

Rice and sausage looks like it may be a lil hard to swollow. It fell victim to the "evaporation fairy" that is known to suck all moisture and flavor out of MRE's or Equivalents.

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