‘The Daily Laughs’: 50 Ridiculously Good Memes To Improve Your Day

I can remember my phone number from when I was 9. I can't remember my work phone number that I've had for 2 years. 🤦‍♀️

No matter how often I see this, I always love it.

It's addressed to the bestest boi!

hahaha omg my son is going to get me with this one day

I’m in…

I can forget what I got up to get before I've left the room...

Don’t blame it one bit.

Paradise

Quite a lot of people need to hear this. Too many.

Yeah, that's more my mind's fault...soon as my head hits the pillow, time to review everything from today, worry about tomorrow, agonize over past mistakes, etc.

My kitchen is barely big enough for my árse, let alone someone else's as well.

Top of the food pyramid, after all /s

I don't know you, but I hate you. 🎶 In the jungle, the mighty jungle 🎶

Uncle Panda

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When the too-small wetsuit traps both of your arms behind your back in a 20 degree F concrete pubic bathroom...

For me, it's getting the slightly more expensive steak with the better marbling that will taste so much better because damnit, life is short and I'll start that diet tomorrow, maybe...or the next day, maybe.

Potato Vic

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Oh man, this is just sad.... thankfully, I haven't seen that in person!

... and your name, sigh

Dad's got jokes.

And then they hit you back with 'hey, no kink-shaming' and you're scarred for life.

Are you suggesting there is another option?

Thankfully mom's not a pill popper or this would be a really interesting ER visit.

The dreaded Hot Pocket filled with delicious molten lava!

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But they smell soooooo good!!!

100%!

This is an urban legend that's been debunked. https://www.reconnectwithnature.org/news-events/the-buzz/myth-buster-we-don-t-really-swallow-eight-spiders/

Ha, 15k is child's play!

Then you tap the bottom of that paw and get the indignant look.

Why ask some guy his name, when I'm perfectly aware that I'd forget it within seconds of hearing it?

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Stalemate.

It's a toss up which is worse, that or, you look like your nan

Also they're actual modern dinosaurs. Living the dream, eh?

The nearest I got was "coo, there's nothing in the passenger footwell"

I grab the one behind and move it up to the front of the shelf, because I know how much BS the employees have to put up with from most customers, and I don't want to add to it.

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I thought there was a watermelon on the cats head

Left the country, became a hermit.

Chewie Baron

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Everything annoys me even with enough sleep.

Does anyone remember the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati? The news guy Les Nesmen pronounced it like it's spelled. Chi hua hua.

Where did you get this pic of me

I’m printing this out and hanging it up at work!

Why the f*ck not?

"Look, a big stick!"

That is so d**n adorable.

Lmao I’ve got neither.

That's how I get exercise. Getting up 20 times an evening to either shut the door the cat has pushed open or let it back in....

A little mischief, some light to moderate mayhem, and probably an afternoon power nap.

I'd known my now husband a month when he helped me move a couch. Huge appeal in moving something unwieldy without curses or tears. He has always been a keeper.

Turn the tube upside-down, and gravity becomes your friend.

I know. It gets under my skin too.

Irregardless, I am going to treat myself to some Chipolte and then get an expresso.

You and your friends are really cute /j

I feel exposed. However, I absolutely make that face.

Any questions? No? Good.

My dogs every time I manage to have a bit of cheese without giving them their fair share (according to them).

At least the cat is using it, unlike mine.

Smug bástards

Well, I don't like A LOT of people!!

It's called zipper merging and it's actually faster for everyone.

Ah, you've met my mother

Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, potatoes ... looks like "salad" to me.

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Yeah, I don't get that...

Just for a minute I misread that severely. A fringe, right.

*Frantically waves hand in agreement* (b. 1980)

They didn't rate him as first class, so they withheld their stamp of approval.

and it's still true :,)