Though he’s been married to his wife for 32 years, a man who goes by ‘greatcanine’ online has been hiding a sinister secret from her – when she’s gone on vacation and he’s home alone, he has elegant formal sit-down dinners… with their cats.

The man recently posted a photo of himself eating a fancy dinner with his cats, explained his wife’s absence; “It’s girls week at the beach with her old high school friends. No way I want to be part of that… Six days into her vacation I joked ‘I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.’ Then I thought about it for a while…”

He took the first photo in 2012, and decided to post it again now that his wife is out of town, along with a photo proving that he created the older photo.

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