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Here I am, in my office... pretending to work. Sigh. I would rant about my Ph.D. work and how nothing seems to be working, but that's not why you're here, is it? Well, I hope not, otherwise, you're just weird. Anyway! Let's try to keep on topic, shall we?

So my first post here did surprisingly well. I did not expect over 100,000 people to see it, but I guess life is just full of surprises. So I'm back with 32 new comics just for you lovely people! I would explain what they're about but I think you'll get the vibe once you read through them. I am hoping that you can read, well, I guess you can, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten this far into the article. Why do I keep going off-topic? Huh... probably lack of sleep... I woke up early for a speed awareness course and... off topic again! Can somebody please control me? Shake me by the shoulders, give me a good slap, and scream "Sakiki, stay on topic!"

I've decided to start a new paragraph, the previous one is just a mess, we can all agree on that. Just before I go on an extra-long lunch break, I'd like to quickly say thank you to everyone who puts up with these comics (and me) and that this is only the beginning of my journey here at Bored Panda. That should be enough text... I managed to kill 30mins writing this up. Lunch time!

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The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess

The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess

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#4

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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#5

How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps

How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps

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#6

Dentists Be Like

Dentists Be Like

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Lynette Foxen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to the university dental school because in the USA dentists only have to accept a few medical assistance patients a year so there's never any openings and the 3 other clinics in my state are always booked for 6 months out. (You're welcome to camp out in the lobby from 8 am to 6 pm to see if someone cancels...) The good thing about students is that they're very gentle. The Bad thing is that every single time their teacher will come over and BRUTALLY check their work. I always end up bloody and Pissed! The last student I had was Completely licensed in Norway but had to start over here. She took one look and asked if I chew gum with Xylitol. I had tried a new natural gum recently but wasn't sure, then she said I had Halted cavities that had Stopped rotting. Turns out that Xylitol made from Birch Bark Actually Does Stop Tooth Rot! That's something companies that use aspartame keep secret, so check the ingredients of your gum, folks!! Xylitol comes in toothpaste and mouthwash too!!

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#11

Climate Change Is Real Folks

Climate Change Is Real Folks

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#13

They Forgot Me?

They Forgot Me?

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Pinkie is
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Middle child issues no one listens to us they just ignore us and blame everything on us

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#14

Get It? Okay I'll Leave

Get It? Okay I'll Leave

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#16

I'm Totally Shredded Dude

I'm Totally Shredded Dude

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ThePanInPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The puns are real! And this is how I feel after a workout anyway.

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#20

So That Explains The Brain Damage

So That Explains The Brain Damage

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#27

Every Time!

Every Time!

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ima cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my dad always says his name as "bob" so they don't get confused, but this one time at chick fil a they misunderstood and said "bart" xD

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#28

Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes

Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes

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Can Never Have Enough Sugar

Can Never Have Enough Sugar

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Pinkie is
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My great grandma who lived to be 100 was like this never meet her.

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#30

Those Signs Do Be Accurate

Those Signs Do Be Accurate

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