Here I am, in my office... pretending to work. Sigh. I would rant about my Ph.D. work and how nothing seems to be working, but that's not why you're here, is it? Well, I hope not, otherwise, you're just weird. Anyway! Let's try to keep on topic, shall we?
So my first post here did surprisingly well. I did not expect over 100,000 people to see it, but I guess life is just full of surprises. So I'm back with 32 new comics just for you lovely people! I would explain what they're about but I think you'll get the vibe once you read through them. I am hoping that you can read, well, I guess you can, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten this far into the article. Why do I keep going off-topic? Huh... probably lack of sleep... I woke up early for a speed awareness course and... off topic again! Can somebody please control me? Shake me by the shoulders, give me a good slap, and scream "Sakiki, stay on topic!"
I've decided to start a new paragraph, the previous one is just a mess, we can all agree on that. Just before I go on an extra-long lunch break, I'd like to quickly say thank you to everyone who puts up with these comics (and me) and that this is only the beginning of my journey here at Bored Panda. That should be enough text... I managed to kill 30mins writing this up. Lunch time!
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The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess
Reborn
Icu
How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps
Dentists Be Like
I go to the university dental school because in the USA dentists only have to accept a few medical assistance patients a year so there's never any openings and the 3 other clinics in my state are always booked for 6 months out. (You're welcome to camp out in the lobby from 8 am to 6 pm to see if someone cancels...) The good thing about students is that they're very gentle. The Bad thing is that every single time their teacher will come over and BRUTALLY check their work. I always end up bloody and Pissed! The last student I had was Completely licensed in Norway but had to start over here. She took one look and asked if I chew gum with Xylitol. I had tried a new natural gum recently but wasn't sure, then she said I had Halted cavities that had Stopped rotting. Turns out that Xylitol made from Birch Bark Actually Does Stop Tooth Rot! That's something companies that use aspartame keep secret, so check the ingredients of your gum, folks!! Xylitol comes in toothpaste and mouthwash too!!
Asdf Inspo
Squidward Really Is A Beauty
Self Love Is Important Too
Line!
Get It? Okay I'll Leave
I'm Totally Shredded Dude
Poor Lil Rock
Booooooo... Too Right
So That Explains The Brain Damage
Eww Puns
Go On... Give Yourself A Gift
Got This Idea From Spyro Haha
1...2...zzzz
Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes
Those Signs Do Be Accurate
Those little black guys will save her, don't worry (I hope that wasn't racist...)
Free Hugs? Aww :(
Thank you for these laughed my butt off literally I have no ass anymore.
Thank you for these laughed my butt off literally I have no ass anymore.
