Teacher’s Classroom Riddle Gets An Answer From First Graders That He Does Not Expect
Think back to your days in the first grade. What was on your mind? My thoughts never really went far beyond the simple pleasures of candy, football and my bike, so it is quite a shock to discover the deep and philosophical musings of today’s kids.
Teacher Bret Turner of Albany, California, decided to try and bamboozle his students with one of those annoyingly smug riddles, that despite its deep and existential wording actually has a boringly logical answer based on letter placement and spelling. “It was a morning brain-teaser,” Mr. Turner explained to Bored Panda. “It’s the first thing they see when they come into the classroom to get the gears churning before they start their work. We talk about philosophical themes on a first grade level all the time.”
However, there was one kid who was having no truck with such banalities. The novice Nihilist blurted out his startlingly sombre response to a hushed audience, leaving Mr. Turner at a loss for words in the presence of such profound wisdom. “When the student said “death,” there was a subdued silence that fell over the room, and I said something to the effect of “wow, great answer,” Mr. Turner revealed. “Young kids talk about death all the time; grandparents, relatives, especially pets. It’s fascinating to them, and also normal.”
Mr. Turner’s riddles often throw up the unexpected, opening doors to the unfiltered creativity that many kids possess. “A day in first grade is filled with funny, curious, bizarre, extremely deep, introspective, existential, eyebrow-raising quotes. It’s one of the best parts of the job, and rolling with it is a blast,” Mr. Turner told Bored Panda. “Guesses to riddles are always great, and often the “wrong” answers are better than the correct ones.”
Unsurprisingly, the class was largely unimpressed when the actual answer was later unveiled. “They were not that impressed with the answer. But they love riddles, especially ones that trick you a little like that.”
You can scroll down below to check out Mr. Turner’s riddle, kindergarten Kierkegaard’s brilliant response and some reaction from a delighted internet. Also, please feel free to add your own surprisingly deep and meaningful kids quotes in the comments!
(h/t: Mashable)
Teacher Bret Turner decided to bamboozle his students with a riddle, but it took quite an unexpected turn
People reacted with amusement to kindergarten Kierkegaard’s surprisingly deep response
What a difference a year makes! I work with kindergarteners and so far, the most profound things I've heard from them this year are "I wonder why there's a booger in my mouth" and "Jasmine showed me her penis". Lol!
methinks miss jasmine may from anatomy 101 :)
-error-error-error- *("miss jasmine may benefit from anatomy 101") ...that's Benefit... ben-e-fit... b·e·n·e·f·i·t... I may benefit from a good comp. [composition] refresher!! sorry for that whoopsie!! 😕
Me think boy calling a girls private part a penis cause he has one and doesn't know what a girls is called because it's a little kid
methinks jasmine was born a boy and parents let her* be whatever she* wants to be
Ha! And last week, in the courtyard, I caught a little one licking some slimy brown stuff off of her mitten. Alarmed, I asked her "What are you doing?!" She looked a me and said, totally unphased, "This tastes like poopoo". I wonder how she knows what poopoo tastes like...
To reply to last two comments : Jasmine was indeed born a girl and it was another girl who passed the comment. Otherwise, I don't think I would have found it so funny... :)
Riddle aside, I'm just so happy to see a man teaching 1st grade. We need more male teachers, especially at the elementary level. My hat is off to this teacher for being a great role model for these kids and for making them think every day!
Yea bro one of my favorite teachers was male
in children we can find our darkest depths, unfathomed and unabashed. but we also find our brightest heights, unexpected, unashamed, immeasurable, and absolutely glorious!
ya took the words right outta my brain
Well said.
What a difference a year makes! I work with kindergarteners and so far, the most profound things I've heard from them this year are "I wonder why there's a booger in my mouth" and "Jasmine showed me her penis". Lol!
methinks miss jasmine may from anatomy 101 :)
-error-error-error- *("miss jasmine may benefit from anatomy 101") ...that's Benefit... ben-e-fit... b·e·n·e·f·i·t... I may benefit from a good comp. [composition] refresher!! sorry for that whoopsie!! 😕
Me think boy calling a girls private part a penis cause he has one and doesn't know what a girls is called because it's a little kid
methinks jasmine was born a boy and parents let her* be whatever she* wants to be
Ha! And last week, in the courtyard, I caught a little one licking some slimy brown stuff off of her mitten. Alarmed, I asked her "What are you doing?!" She looked a me and said, totally unphased, "This tastes like poopoo". I wonder how she knows what poopoo tastes like...
To reply to last two comments : Jasmine was indeed born a girl and it was another girl who passed the comment. Otherwise, I don't think I would have found it so funny... :)
Riddle aside, I'm just so happy to see a man teaching 1st grade. We need more male teachers, especially at the elementary level. My hat is off to this teacher for being a great role model for these kids and for making them think every day!
Yea bro one of my favorite teachers was male
in children we can find our darkest depths, unfathomed and unabashed. but we also find our brightest heights, unexpected, unashamed, immeasurable, and absolutely glorious!
ya took the words right outta my brain
Well said.