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I recently made a post with images from the subreddit r/engrish. I decided to make another, but with more pictures. There isn't much more to say, except please make sure to take a look at the first post.

#1

3rd Try Is The Charm?

3rd Try Is The Charm?

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Luke T
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its literally on the sign behind the boxes...ffs

BubbleButt
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally spelled right there on the sign behind them

Mary w
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there are signs behind with "clearance" on them! Priceless!

Arawen Haruka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure this was in purpose/a work joke. Those are 3 different handwritings.

Teeblizz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are written by one person check the R and the T

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Jennifer Roberts
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could have just copied from behind the boxes...but whatever, lol.

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    #2

    Ok Grandma Let's Sit Down!

    Ok Grandma Let's Sit Down!

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    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's eat Grandma. No, no. Let's eat, Grandma.

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, love me some spicy grandma, as long as I can have it with a side of urine 🥰🍷

    Anklebiter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spicy grandma sounds like the best option here

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And! Snot noodles!

    Jessica Avery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite thing while living in Japan was seeing all the horribly wrong English translations on signs like this as well as a lot of clothing. It was like the reverse of all the chicks walking around with kanji tattoos that they thing say love, or luck, but really say something crude, or food related 😂

    Kezza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall heard of virgin boy eggs?

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't order the poo poo platter.

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    #3

    Words To Live By

    Words To Live By

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the children one

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never stay away from pets, and you can't make me.

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Holds my fur baby closer*

    Tricia Burcell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will do neither of these, thank you!

    #4

    You're What?

    You're What?

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! This footwear is obviously for cowboys.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iamthe MOST cattle out of yall.

    Kezza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM THEE MOST CATTLE NOBOBDY NOOONE ALIVE IS MORE CATTLE THAN ME I WILL FIGHT OVER THIS AND IT WILL BE GRUESOME

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef steer talkin' here ...

    Allan Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is cattle translated from GOAT

    Adam Robbins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the one true most cattle… there can be only one most cattle

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    #5

    De Got Da Moves!

    De Got Da Moves!

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    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that “Banging movements on chicks” is followed by “Problematic movements.”

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It made me jerk when I read it. But seriously, Has nobody else noticed ur hilarious, on point comment? U deserve recognition for this one!

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    Tilden Harper
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are referring to jerk cooking. Like Jamaican jerk. That is my guess.

    CouchChihuahua
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up… jamaicas movements r ticking?? It is the one at the bottom

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to play : Is this a Restaurant or a Yoga place!

    Crocodile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was some arcade game.

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    Brianne Amos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the word actually supposed to be?

    Tilden Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing jerk. Like Jamaican jerk. They translated it like a sudden jerk movement.

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    Kelly Shields
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this was caused by a typo in the Arabic side. I asked some Egyptian friends and حركات makes no sense here. It was probably meant to be something like يمكن سندوتش , which is a kind of "pastry sandwich".

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for attempting to clear up this mess!

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    Sam Adel.A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp it's his fault for naming everything on the Menu movements or harakat(حركات) while he serves (فطير) fateer which is something like a multi-layered sweetened kind of flat bread (or cheep a*s flat croissant)

    Vixxxen Foxxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Flesh Movements has me concerned

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    #6

    Sorry

    Sorry

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    Melissa Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a translation error. This is a hilarious typo

    m.w.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a translation error. From internal thought process to English.

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    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unseen circumcision would be an inconvenience for all involved, not just management.

    Sara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Friday the 13th. What do you expect?

    Vixxxen Foxxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unseen circumcise? He'll need some heavy duty therapy

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t want to see it either.

    Serendipity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my English teacher showed us one that said "sorry, we are closed due to short people, will be open again on Wednesday"

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say "due to forseen exorcise" in stead of "due to unseen circumcise"

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad we won't have to see it! 🤣

    google slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! 😬 That would make me close early too!

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    #7

    Manna!

    Manna!

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    OLIVE SALOW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what indeed like what is that please tell me

    Laura CIdoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone's dirty dreadlocks!🤮

    Chris Bentley
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    2 years ago

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    #8

    That's Mario At 70

    That's Mario At 70

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Mary, are you really surer?

    Tricia Burcell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re *almost* positive… you are surer.

    Ocean #Four
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody realise it actually says "surer" and not "super"

    NoblesseOblige
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, Mary had doubts. But now she's.....

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you SURE that's Mary?

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With mushroom 1Ups, and tortoise shells and Princesses all in another tower.

    Pud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary, I guess she must not have been so sure at one time in her life... I'm happy things are looking up for her now!

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    #9

    People Are Flocking To Get Their C*** Examined!

    People Are Flocking To Get Their C*** Examined!

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    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering what "Fetal Heart Custody" is?

    Sam Lin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally,not wrong.(阴道镜检查 means colpomicroscopy)

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I watch the c**t examination from the observation room?

    meowi.anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C*nt examination is accurate though

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is Fetal Heart Custody??

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    #10

    "Enthusiastic Waiting Wait"

    "Enthusiastic Waiting Wait"

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Overtaking = “I’m about to run you over.”

    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes the enthusiastic waiting wait

    Tricia Burcell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I’ve been waiting for, because my waiting wait has been so lackluster lately.

    Marqee Snokhous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read this as high “douchebag” air horn, or just me? 😆

    Erosa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just gonna ignore "enthusiastic waiting wait"?

    Paige Pinkerton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deal with the roadblocks DEAL WITH IT!!!

    Kezza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes I remember whenever I honk at roadworks they stop and let me through even get to cut the line sometimes

    Melissa Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been know to get enthusiastic while waiting.

    Giobemo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what we need! People blowing high decibel air horns in all of these situations. "Tired of being underwhelmed by the level of obnoxiousness your car horn can achieve? Well we've got just what you need to get your toxic emotions across to EVERYONE!"

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    #11

    Not Your Typical Butt Plug

    Not Your Typical Butt Plug

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    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could just be a shock 😲 to the system...

    Steven Washuta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you may laugh now but wait until the numbers of prevented rear end accidents come out!

    Kezza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a light that only works at daytime and it doubles as a but plug... I'll never leave home without it

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daytime running butt plug sounds like a diarrhea medicine.

    #12

    Rat S**t

    Rat S**t

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an English speaker who doesn’t know how to spell ratchet?

    luckyjenjen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would appear to be a £ sign. Could be foreign, could just be thick?

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it got your attention didn't it? One man's misspelling is another man's advertising gold mine.

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a ratchet? A bit bigger than a mouse s**t .

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've never seen the word in print before but have to spell it.

    Kezza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI the staps were rat s**t bad and prob cheap

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    #13

    What Bakery?

    What Bakery?

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    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when pee pee not home made??

    Angersly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's synthetic for people who don't want to fail a drop test.

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    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me Chinese Me play joke Me go pee pee In your Coke.

    Tricia Burcell
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We/wo Bnien/kwew your taste!

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homemade cake, made with fresh peepee coming up! 🤣

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they don't think much of people's tastes.

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    #14

    May Cause Hurt! (Offbrand Bayblades)

    May Cause Hurt! (Offbrand Bayblades)

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But…but… the acute art in using…

    still tired
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'it is dangerous to cause choke'

    Serendipity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pay attention to acute art in using ✨✨ but dangerous to cause choke

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is dangerous to cause choke, it is dangerous to be eaten, and it is dangerous to cause accidents. They are not wrong there. 😆

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wish to laugh at what we (English/American)are attempting to say in just about any language except "ours".

    ches-nut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew it was dangerous to cause choke 😨

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    #15

    "Jeet"

    "Jeet"

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    Jk
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am not taking the notes for the identity steal. What is your social insurance number, and mothers maiden name?"

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even engage.... in this... my head hurts.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe to be nice to someone who doesn't have a good grasp of English? I've been very grateful when people were patient with my horrendous Spanish in Mexico

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    Kristina Atwood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. In some parts of Southern United States "Jeet?" is an actually question. It means, "Did you eat?"

    google slave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just one more question. What's your password?

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    #16

    No Context Wanted

    No Context Wanted

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    Erosa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is speaking a language. Don't know which one, but a language.

    Jasmine Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even be offended by this. Not even if i tried

    Marge biscuit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they're not racist, and they don't want to stab Latvians?

    Kristina Atwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like puzzles, but not puzzles that will bring on an aneurysm.

    Serendipity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything about this is confusing

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Hitler two cars want shoe, Germany for both sit down together.

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    #17

    Seizure Or Heart Attack?

    Seizure Or Heart Attack?

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its tryna say "whatdo you mean decreases the drop rates of exs" last word idk

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a broken keyboard and i probably did a lot of stuff like this. (nobody will ever see this comment)

    Serendipity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do u mean decreases the drop rates of taxes???

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five tons of snorkel gooey 7x original badminton stagnate.

    Crocodile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're saying something about Drop rates in taxes. I think

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