Let’s be honest – we all have dark, sarcastic thoughts we’d love to share with others, but most of the time we keep them to ourselves to avoid unnecessary drama. The creator of Bluntcards, however, has decided to say out loud what many of us keep buried deep inside, turning sharp irony into innocent-looking, retro-style cards that say far more than you’d expect at first glance.
We’ve already featured several brilliant designs by this artist, so be sure to check out our previous posts. For now, scroll down to enjoy a selection of the most recent cards – and let us know which one feels the most relatable to you.
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I have found that far more often than not, the people who "just tell it like it is" with no thought towards the feelings of others are go apoplectic with even the most benign comments. I have no time and energy for such people, and truthfully, they are the one type of person I couldn't care less if I offend, if for no other reason than trying to not offend them is a lost cause.
In one of our interviews with the creator of Bluntcards, we found out how the idea for the series came about. Here’s what they shared: “Well, honestly I first started making this style of humor images on MySpace, many years back. People seemed hungry for a more truthful type of humor as opposed to the more genial and overly saccharine images that were sharable at the time.”
Which has been repeatedly proven after the gramma police correct someone's posts/comments on social media.
Many years ago I had to give a statement to the police. They asked me to read it to check it was correct. I asked if I could correct the spelling and grammar.
We were also curious about the influences that shaped their work, both artistically and humor-wise. Here’s what they shared: “My mood influences growing up were mostly women like Joan Rivers, Lily Tomlin, Carol Burnett and Lucy. I think I've always admired funny women who can handle themselves in a world dominated by men.
I wanted to be the next Andy Warhol when I was in high school. Loved his colorful, graphic style and I wanted to live in a huge loft in New York surrounded by creative, interesting people. I have also always loved vintage advertisements from 1950s magazines. The big, perfect hairdos and cool clothes match so well with snarky sayings.”
Don't waste your life being mad at someone. Getting revenge through living your best life without them is a much better use of your energy.
Who are you normally? I hope you're not me, as that'd be bad for all of us. For myself, and if a choice is possible, I'd like to be Jeff Bezos on most days.
Load More Replies...This may sound mean and petty, but I am, so it comes out that way - Bill Hicks
“I only used vintage images from magazines in the beginning. Now, all newer cards and products are my own illustrations. The images themselves are often the inspiration for what I imagine they might be saying. I’m also inspired by people’s commentary on political and current events. My own frustrations and things I’d actually like to say to people end up on Bluntcards. I try not to do too much on current events so that cards can still be useful and funny for many years.”
Indifference or givenofuckism, the best side-effects of getting older.
Its not a side effect of getting oder, it is a side effect of getting wiser. Too many old f***ts just cannot let go at all
Load More Replies...This sage realization generally comes with age. Now in retirement, I'm able to let go and watch life unfold.
Lastly, we found out more about some of the artist’s personal favorite cards and stories behind creating them: “‘Hey, Trainwreck. This isn’t your station.’ It's probably the most popular Bluntcard to date. I was hesitant to post it when I first made it, I thought it was too obvious, too simple. I finally posted it on Facebook and it took off. It was viewed and shared millions of times. I couldn’t believe it. This is the hope every time I post a new card, but nothing has ever come close to that.
Many of my most popular cards and products are inspired by my frustration with real people in my life. Someone might be super annoying and I think about what I want to say to them, but then I just go write it down and put it on a Bluntcard when I get home.
‘I’m not in a bad mood. I’m just too lazy to intend to like you today.’ And ‘No offense, but I just don’t have the energy to deal with your needy ass today.’ There are two examples.”
No, it's not just the US. But not many places have the power to make life shít for everyone else too.
Load More Replies...There's a huge difference between loving the country and thinking the government is a pathetic game with ever-changing rules that excludes the vast majority of its people. Since our inception, the US government has made some extremely questionable choices to the detriment of its residents.
Whenever I see BO has edited word for As*****s I always substitute the word azz-hats because it sounds funnier.
Learned this as a teenager who kept getting fired from jobs. It finally dawned on me that every boss had something in common - me. I was the problem.
Granted, being old makes this so much easier, but I didn't hesitate much in my youth.
Perhaps. But don't be surprised if they've helped themselves to some of your karma on the drive over.
Solid relationships have been built on less stable foundations than this.
Every year the spectacle just keeps getting more impressive, doesn't it?
I'm not sure impressive is the word I'd choose. If I used mine, it would be censored so I won't bother.
Load More Replies...I used to read several newspapers every day, but now I skim the headlines, shaking my head because life has become too looney to waste time following the details. Unless it's good news about people helping others, I just don't bother reading the articles.
It is a good thing BP censored HI in shi+show. There should not be a hi in shi+show, just bye...
Probably just as well I didn't have this one to hand when I was still working... (You know, before I retired 😉)
Oh, if only it was that easy. But it's so much easier to stand outside the fray and dole out advice.
A Roller Derby "Girl" (theyre usually single moms in their thirties)
Load More Replies...Slim Pickens was an actor who appeared in, among other things, Blazing Saddles. I presume this is supposed to say "slim pickings", which is ironic given the current top cartoon.
I have a non-rhotic dialect, meaning I drop "r's" and tend to drop the end "g" in words, so in my dialect, this would be slim pickin's.
Load More Replies...Nor do dogs. If you feel the need to play dress-up, get a doll. Just because you think it's cute, doesn't mean your animal does. Imagine someone doing it to you & you'll feel what the animal feels.
Load More Replies...The only way to pick a cat without getting hurt is picking from the neck skin behind their ears. You disarm them. "You are mine now!!. The cat: "Are you my mummy?" Whatever, do not try to pic a cat like in the pic. That is impossible.
I don't know if this is sarcasm or not because I've picked more than one cat this way with purring as a result
Load More Replies...According to Katherine Connor Martin, head of US dictionaries at Oxford University Press, it came from translations of Red Army Faction comments made in 1976.
Load More Replies...Aspirers? The longest word I could think of was "Astrobiologists".
Load More Replies...You're joking, right? RIGHT?! I'm so done with this generation...
Load More Replies...I thought it was amusing, and by the way, do you think the rest of these are all sweetness and light?
Load More Replies...Going through the bother of choosing a costume, getting ready, going door-to-door through the neighborhood, and getting $store cr@p candy?? Just shut the lights off and pretend you're not home.
nah, that's not it. Who ever made these sounds very self important
Seriously! I need a fücking drink after reading this shít.
Load More Replies...nah, that's not it. Who ever made these sounds very self important
Seriously! I need a fücking drink after reading this shít.
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