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Let’s be honest – we all have dark, sarcastic thoughts we’d love to share with others, but most of the time we keep them to ourselves to avoid unnecessary drama. The creator of Bluntcards, however, has decided to say out loud what many of us keep buried deep inside, turning sharp irony into innocent-looking, retro-style cards that say far more than you’d expect at first glance.

We’ve already featured several brilliant designs by this artist, so be sure to check out our previous posts. For now, scroll down to enjoy a selection of the most recent cards – and let us know which one feels the most relatable to you.

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Floeckchen
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...or point out their hypocrisy

Riley Quinn
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't realize that what goes around comes around.

Abel
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is more like a reflection.

Lyone Fein
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note to self: don’t send to parents.

Kenneth Smith
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have found that far more often than not, the people who "just tell it like it is" with no thought towards the feelings of others are go apoplectic with even the most benign comments. I have no time and energy for such people, and truthfully, they are the one type of person I couldn't care less if I offend, if for no other reason than trying to not offend them is a lost cause.

In one of our interviews with the creator of Bluntcards, we found out how the idea for the series came about. Here’s what they shared:  “Well, honestly I first started making this style of humor images on MySpace, many years back. People seemed hungry for a more truthful type of humor as opposed to the more genial and overly saccharine images that were sharable at the time.”

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which has been repeatedly proven after the gramma police correct someone's posts/comments on social media.

    Ann Murray
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I had to give a statement to the police. They asked me to read it to check it was correct. I asked if I could correct the spelling and grammar.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cant hurt your feelings if you dont have any

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *you're (joking because that's probably one of the spelling errors!)

    panamot
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that escalated quickly

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that blocking numbers improves this avoidance.

    CoCo
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to watch the phone ring and ignore it!🤣

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    Ravenkbh
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're my number 1 person I don't want to hear from

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    We were also curious about the influences that shaped their work, both artistically and humor-wise. Here’s what they shared: “My mood influences growing up were mostly women like Joan Rivers, Lily Tomlin, Carol Burnett and Lucy. I think I've always admired funny women who can handle themselves in a world dominated by men.

    I wanted to be the next Andy Warhol when I was in high school. Loved his colorful, graphic style and I wanted to live in a huge loft in New York surrounded by creative, interesting people. I have also always loved vintage advertisements from 1950s magazines. The big, perfect hairdos and cool clothes match so well with snarky sayings.”

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, she's met my family!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't waste your life being mad at someone. Getting revenge through living your best life without them is a much better use of your energy.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said many women throughout time...

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you normally? I hope you're not me, as that'd be bad for all of us. For myself, and if a choice is possible, I'd like to be Jeff Bezos on most days.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but I'm not mean to everyone. Just the ones who deserve it.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may sound mean and petty, but I am, so it comes out that way - Bill Hicks

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    “I only used vintage images from magazines in the beginning. Now, all newer cards and products are my own illustrations. The images themselves are often the inspiration for what I imagine they might be saying. I’m also inspired by people’s commentary on political and current events. My own frustrations and things I’d actually like to say to people end up on Bluntcards. I try not to do too much on current events so that cards can still be useful and funny for many years.”

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indifference or givenofuckism, the best side-effects of getting older.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not a side effect of getting oder, it is a side effect of getting wiser. Too many old f***ts just cannot let go at all

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sage realization generally comes with age. Now in retirement, I'm able to let go and watch life unfold.

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? That IS control!

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've used this comment when I filed for divorce.

    Lastly, we found out more about some of the artist’s personal favorite cards and stories behind creating them: “‘Hey, Trainwreck. This isn’t your station.’ It's probably the most popular Bluntcard to date. I was hesitant to post it when I first made it, I thought it was too obvious, too simple. I finally posted it on Facebook and it took off. It was viewed and shared millions of times. I couldn’t believe it. This is the hope every time I post a new card, but nothing has ever come close to that.

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    Many of my most popular cards and products are inspired by my frustration with real people in my life. Someone might be super annoying and I think about what I want to say to them, but then I just go write it down and put it on a Bluntcard when I get home.

    ‘I’m not in a bad mood. I’m just too lazy to intend to like you today.’ And ‘No offense, but I just don’t have the energy to deal with your needy ass today.’ There are two examples.”

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smiling is merely misdirection if the eyes are stone cold.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your body language says...

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    Owen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just the US, but a lot of it is the US.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not just the US. But not many places have the power to make life shít for everyone else too.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a huge difference between loving the country and thinking the government is a pathetic game with ever-changing rules that excludes the vast majority of its people. Since our inception, the US government has made some extremely questionable choices to the detriment of its residents.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see BO has edited word for As*****s I always substitute the word azz-hats because it sounds funnier.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some = approx. 30% in the good ole usa

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem rarely seems themselves as the problem

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learned this as a teenager who kept getting fired from jobs. It finally dawned on me that every boss had something in common - me. I was the problem.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    often the common denominator in one's life is ourselves

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying my hardest, but there are so many to say it to!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to be nice but people are just so stupid.

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted, being old makes this so much easier, but I didn't hesitate much in my youth.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does if you have a little imagination and their address.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps. But don't be surprised if they've helped themselves to some of your karma on the drive over.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solid relationships have been built on less stable foundations than this.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my first language. I dont understand this one.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the word "same". Including myself, of course

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    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year the spectacle just keeps getting more impressive, doesn't it?

    Mike Rodrick
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure impressive is the word I'd choose. If I used mine, it would be censored so I won't bother.

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to read several newspapers every day, but now I skim the headlines, shaking my head because life has become too looney to waste time following the details. Unless it's good news about people helping others, I just don't bother reading the articles.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a good thing BP censored HI in shi+show. There should not be a hi in shi+show, just bye...

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just as well I didn't have this one to hand when I was still working... (You know, before I retired 😉)

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, if only it was that easy. But it's so much easier to stand outside the fray and dole out advice.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Roller Derby "Girl" (theyre usually single moms in their thirties)

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    Owen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good friends like this are hard to find.

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't measuring in boxes like the lady above?

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    Apatheist
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slim Pickens was an actor who appeared in, among other things, Blazing Saddles. I presume this is supposed to say "slim pickings", which is ironic given the current top cartoon.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a non-rhotic dialect, meaning I drop "r's" and tend to drop the end "g" in words, so in my dialect, this would be slim pickin's.

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    Owen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, cats do not, actually, like hats.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor do dogs. If you feel the need to play dress-up, get a doll. Just because you think it's cute, doesn't mean your animal does. Imagine someone doing it to you & you'll feel what the animal feels.

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    Abel
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to pick a cat without getting hurt is picking from the neck skin behind their ears. You disarm them. "You are mine now!!. The cat: "Are you my mummy?" Whatever, do not try to pic a cat like in the pic. That is impossible.

    CloPotato
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this is sarcasm or not because I've picked more than one cat this way with purring as a result

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    Floeckchen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who ever made these likes the word shi+show

    Solomon Verrico
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Katherine Connor Martin, head of US dictionaries at Oxford University Press, it came from translations of Red Army Faction comments made in 1976.

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's popcorn and candy floss at a circus.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the word is assassins. Any other guesses?

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aspirers? The longest word I could think of was "Astrobiologists".

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even think of charging people for these vital services.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, Apparently Gen Z has changed "Karen" to "Jessica"

    Lyla Maupin
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're joking, right? RIGHT?! I'm so done with this generation...

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    Svengali
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    4 days ago

    * BlTCH

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    Owen
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is just mean.

    Papa
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was amusing, and by the way, do you think the rest of these are all sweetness and light?

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    Mike F
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That letdown predates dollar stores, we got awful stuff in the 60s.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going through the bother of choosing a costume, getting ready, going door-to-door through the neighborhood, and getting $store cr@p candy?? Just shut the lights off and pretend you're not home.

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