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We realize we may be a bit late to the party; however, we're still excited to share with you our latest discovery! Have you ever heard of Bluntcards? We believe some of you must be familiar with these creations featuring full dark humor, witty dialogues, and a pinch of sarcasm. Now, mix it all together, and top it off with a vintage look! Seems interesting, doesn't it?

Without further ado, we present you with a list of Bluntcards, and we are certain some of them will make you giggle, and others possibly burst out laughing. What's most interesting about these works is how relatable they are and how many of us could make use of them and share them with specific people. Well, now you have a chance to do that since, apart from being posted online, Bluntcards are also available in various printed formats: greeting cards, luggage tags, drink coasters, and even ornaments.

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Riley Quinn
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a Facebook account. I only use it to log into sites like BP. Never use it otherwise.

SCP 4666
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one but deleted it. Only bullcr@p on there

The Doom Song
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never had Facebook. Couldn't be happier

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We got in touch with the author of these unique vintage images to find out more about them. First, we were wondering how the idea for Bluntcards came about, and what inspired its founder to create a platform for such blunt and truthful humor. We found out: “Well, honestly I first started making this style of humor images on MySpace, many years back. People seemed hungry for a more truthful type of humor as opposed to the more genial and overly saccharine images that were sharable at the time.”

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …. I feel like this is one I could definitely send to myself some days. I am so grateful life goes on and gets better after the bumps!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sent this to my little sister more than once.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm sending this to the trainwreck who lives on the floor above me. As soon as he opens his mouth, my eyes glaze over because he's always whinging about something, esp. his poor health. This is a senior/disabled building. We're all in poor health!

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need one occasion for this perfect moment of me saying this to happen - top of my xmas list

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah c**p got off at the wrong stop again....

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at work with certain customers

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sneak around my building when I know it will be quiet because I hate pretending interest in banal chitchat. Just zaps my energy, which I'd rather conserve for my own self-interest.

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me...all day, every day 🤣🤣🤣

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    We’ve also learned more about the creative process when coming up with new Bluntcards content: “I only used vintage images from magazines in the beginning. Now all newer cards and products are my own illustrations. The images themselves are often the inspiration for what I imagine they might be saying. I’m also inspired by people’s commentary on political and current events. My own frustrations and things I’d actually like to say to people end up on Bluntcards. I try not to do too much on current events so that cards can still be useful and funny for many years.”

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    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all work with at least one of them

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂🤣 My dad used to say we were the midwives’ kids because each midwife had the same hair colour as us when we were born.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always joked I was hyman cohan's son (the landlord they had after they first were married)

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or was it the mailman?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of men breathed easier when milk deliveries ended in my small town. For the younger generations: men, always men, would deliver your milk, cream, eggs, and butter to your door on a pre-arranged schedule.

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    Bluntcards often address social issues and current events. We were curious how the artist behind the series of illustrations balances humor and sensitivity to ensure the audience connects with the content. We were told: “I try and express what I think most people are feeling regardless of their politics. Their frustrations, exhaustion with trying to deal with other people who don’t understand or agree with them. When you are too specific about issues and politics, people feel like you’ve taken a side. So, I’d rather give people something they can use to express how they feel, not how I feel.”

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned the fine art of acting by observing my mother sweetly engaging with women she despised. Once in the car, she'd unleash her true feelings.

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be at the front of all stores with "Don't hit on the staff" written below it.

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be Canada's national motto.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t think ‘cos I’m talking’, we’re friends” 🎶 (Sneaker Pimps 6 Underground)

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's the comfy chair I pull up.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull up a chair and I'll pour the vodka

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recliner. I relax in my recliner watching the sh!t show. Comfortable enough for a few winks when there's a lull.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like a fortune teller just read my palm..

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me growing up as the youngest of nine.

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your sh!t show ask you to keep up with the Kartrashions???

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    Lastly, we asked what impact the artist hopes Bluntcards has on its audience. The artist said: “When I started doing this, I just wanted to express myself and feel understood. And now, I think what I want is for people to feel understood. I hope Bluntcards are therapeutic, a sense of relief, a community of like-minded people and mostly a nice break from reality.”

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they thought they were punishing you.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please, please ghost me. Loose my number. Forget my address.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, this one's right.

    Jessica Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, yes, but my God does it hurt my ears.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. A smart person would know not to use a contraction in this context. End with "you are" or just "you" for better grammatical structure.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he spent some time at the 'Vodka Castle'...

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like 'taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide'.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone insists giving me their contact info when I'm not interested, I simply put random digits into my phone and delete it later.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably meant for someone trying too hard to get into her other drawers

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    Anička
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I were strong enough to accept that and follow through with certain people...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike co-workers and neighbors who you have to interact with, at least on occasion, ghosting a boor is pretty darn easy.

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    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently experienced the renewed joy just this past holiday...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meaning you didn't have to have the inlaws over due to divorce? mazeltov.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as if my ex has fallen off the face of the Earth. Why couldn't that have happened decades ago?

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're eating fast, you're not enjoying your food, you're barely tasting it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made a grilled cheese sandwich as is my habit. Didn't notice the little piece of paper that was separating the slices. Made for an odd sandwich.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the weird one at work. I actually really enjoy my job and am very happy to be there. My coworkers are the absolute best.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. Dread would filter in by late Sunday afternoon.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say my life is wonderful, but it sure as hell is a lot quieter, safer, and enjoyable.

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I dated this guy once…

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *This!* This should be the slogan of every influencer, celebrity or otherwise.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes that guy think he is attractive?

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Madge, don’t do it!

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. It's my day off, and I can't even enjoy it due to constant, rolling anxiety about work and the ever present feeling that because I'm not at work I'm doing something wrong.

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    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with the best of intentions, it invariably comes down to this...

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone take me to vodka castle please

    R. H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommies depending on Mommy juice crying about cannabis

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    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We value your business and appreciate your patience..."

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work we call that "death hold".

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We apologize but we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volume. Your call is very important to us..."

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how often does every freaking business really change its menu, forcing you too hear all the numeric options before reaching a human?

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    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it " putting you on ignore " !!

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the bouffant hairdos - how did women get their hair to do that!?!

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    Irwin Judson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Season's coming.. Must get prepared for, "out of the mouths of children ... "

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the $1.25 store now...😂😂

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dollar store stuff can be good shít, what do you mean? 😁

    lisa m
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf had to tell her mother last year to stop buying dollar store stuff for her kids lol

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    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here at BP, you don't even need to post - just be patient...

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this is one of the better communities, not like fb

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how lots of us felt during the last US presidency (45) Susan. It’s not just you.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloated would have been a considerable improvement over the more pertinent adjectives.

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    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel ya, Susan. I was so nauseated that I had to call in sick on the day after the election.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have myself, 'mentally called in' ever since -- I was in my '60s and had never prepared for such a rupture in what I knew and loved...

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    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a chatbot asking me out?

    Fynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love eating animal corpses adorned with dying organisms

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would tell someone you like them and you are treating them to a rotisserie chicken meal.

    Paul Paul
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As simple as it sounds, some people don't get it.

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of elf isn't like buddy says "i want to eat dinner with you" or something asking that blonde retail b***h on a date

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's eat a LIVE one together."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the handsome part. And the walking around the office part. And the people enjoying him part.

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me out, fellow pandas; I don’t get this one…but maybe that’s because I’m an old fart? 🤷‍♀️

    Rita Benkő
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is about the app that modify a selfie to show how the user will look like when they get old. So, the cheeky lady saying she did not realize the pic was manipulated to look older is her offense.

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