35 Pics And Memes Of Answers Hilariously Not Clarifying The Situation At All As Shared By Folks Online
The internet is full of wonderful things. And while there’s heaps upon heaps of knowledge and services to be taken advantage of, it’s the social aspect that’s taking the lead.
As a technological invention, it has managed to give rise to a number of niche things and communities, including the r/InclusiveOR group on Reddit that’s dedicated to sharing moments of inclusiveness that nobody ever expected—when both things apply, despite there being a “choose just one” clause.
Yep, it’s the subreddit that finds situations “when the answer to a question is all of them”, so you’re invited to check out some of the best pictures, screencaps and memes the community has scavenged from the depths of the interwebs over the years.
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What Would Wolfs Do
I really do hate flat-earthers. The planet is obviously a turtle
Load More Replies...Found On Discord
Technically, Florida only had a few hundred more votes for trump than Biden, but he got all the votes
One of the major reasons why the US voting system is utter garbage.
Load More Replies...Nobidy voted for Biden. Some people voted against Trump, but nobody votey for Biden
Load More Replies...Everyone that's good with Biden needs to look at his earlier years and how he got rich off deals with big pharma, his dea contacts, and by bribing the then head of the FDA to lie and approve dangerous opioids forgoing all the later testing that covered areas like dependency and long term psychological affects because it made him rich. Then hired a bunch of professional salesmen, hundreds in fact, to travel around the country promoting their newly approved meds and offering incentives to the Dr who prescribed them. Out of this was the true birth place of the opiate era that now plagues millions of our fellow Americans and has destroyed who knows how many families and lives. So, what do we do with one of the men who was directly actively involved in orchestrating the destruction of so many for his personal gain? Well, we make him president of course. Anyone who doesn't know of all this should look it up. It's pretty damn interesting. As huge as it is it's amazingly managed to be kept locked in the dark, the public completely unaware.
I Like Updownvotes
if(score lteq 85) print "PASSED"; if(score gteq 85) print "FAILED"; [BP doesn't like comparison signs apparently]
Can't Outsmart Me
I think they are supposed to be named ' Drunk ' either way, it's weird.
Load More Replies...That's the right answer! "she". The sentence does not specify who "she" is.
No sane person ever says this. We would say the DRUNK mother beats up her daughter or the mother beats up the DRUNK daughter. It saves words, too.
Always refers to the last noun mentioned unless specified so it would be the daughter who was drunk.
Not true, the pronoun should be the subject of the sentence.
Load More Replies...It's the mother, because the subject of the sentence is the Mother, and it is in an active voice, if it where the daughter, it would be: 'A mother beats up her daughter because the daughter was drunk'
Okay, what if the sentence was “a mother beats up her son because he was drunk”. Or if it were “a father beats up his daughter because he was drunk”. Essentially the same exact sentences except that there’s now a clear distinction. They’re both perfectly acceptable sentences.
Load More Replies...There's a smol bit of my brain that is saying the Mother was drunk, because it's the main noun in the sentence, or something like that.
Grammar Nazi - "Because" is wrong. English Expert - Why? Grammar Nazi - "because"
Small Medium Or Large
I did literally snort right as I looked at your post, but I started to laugh right before that...did you make me snort or was it a coincidence?
Load More Replies...My CS teacher used to do that when we asked questions with "or". Taught us a thing or two about boolean logic. My proudest moment was when I asked him something XOR something else, and he gave a useful answer
As of this article, not much is known about this niche community. But while it does have a very particular focus—sharing moments of inclusiveness when you’re in an “either-or” situation—it has proven to be quite a large community. Ever since the subreddit’s founding in March of 2018, the community has gained over 228,000 members.
Herb Or Skunk??
Smells like my backyard right now. Those tomato plants are tall but not a single tomato yet
I offered my mom(78) a hit yesterday and she wrinkled her nose and said that weed smells too much like a skunk. I just showed her her this and she cracked up.
Oh Yeah
Am I the solid tissues (bones, muscle fibres, membranes...), or the fluids (blood plasma, lymph fluid, cytoplasm...)? Separately neither is me, just a human shaped raisin and several litres of slop!
Earlier commercials had him fill up on liquid and he still had a face, so he's the jar.
I vote jar. He's constantly sloshing n spilling himself when he breaks walls down. Never faints or is concerned if the liquid was his "essence". Makes more sense if he's the vessel of goodness.
You could say the same thing about humans ... are they the tissues or are they the bacteria? Keep in mind that the number of bacterial cells outnumber the number of tissue cells.
Fun fact: The jar, in 1 add for kool aid, we see the empty jar getting out of the shower for the usual morning routine, which consists of filling up w/ water from the shower and the adding the powder. But long story short, Kool Aid Man is the jar.
Pregna'nt
Stop shopping the the dollar store for condoms, and pregnancy tests.
The pregnancy tests are the same ones they use at medical clinics. They're just as accurate.
Load More Replies...I Vote Tail
I’m curious about the role of the ice cream in this scenario
Load More Replies...I've seen too many snakes bite their own tale to think they could knowingly use anything they're holding in it.
Tail, obviously! How else could it slash and strikebite at the same time...?
Gay Or Anxious
For a woman, yes. Since, well.. you know.. sharp long nails aren't exactly pleasant.. up there..
Load More Replies...To keep from harboring bacteria, to keep yourself from scratching someone, or both?
Load More Replies...Really? Seriously? After three weeks of dealing with my long fingernails, getting irritated by it whenever I type, and it's quite difficult to clean the house with long nails - I cut it short. Guess, this will be a rude awakening for my husband 😂
Me, who is pan and anxious with a bad family: "What are finger nails?"
I can't really tell whether my heightened anxiety is because I'm trying to stop peeling apart my toenails or because it was my way of relieving stress and anxiety and I now have no outlet. Probably the latter.
Load More Replies...I'm interning at the hospital - long nails would pierce the gloves, harpist & cellist, my anxiety (OCD) makes me tear my nails off, but I'm also gay
As mentioned previously, the community’s posts include a variety of pictures, screencaps, memes and other forms of visual internet media that perfectly capture ambiguity and specificity at the same time.
In particular, when you’re given a situation where you have to choose (or assume) one of two or more options, you choose all of them in good r/InclusiveOR fashion.
Think traffic lights that show both red and green, failing and passing an exam, or “yes” to small, medium, and large fries at a McD’s.
Petition To Make This The Sub Icon
Stopping at green lights cause just as many accidents as running red lights
The picture was taken on that milli-second that the red was turning to green. Perfect timing!
Yes
if those are high pressure, which they look like they are, I would spend forever in there just relaxing my muscles under the "massage" of hot water tbh.
LOL it looks great! People install these new multi fixture shower stalls and then are heart broken when they discover that they have to double the size of the water supply line and increase pressure to get flow out of so many outlets.
👏😺👍You sound like my daughter & SIL, they own a home construction company.
Load More Replies...Looks like the Arch chancellors Bathroom at the Unseen University made by BSJ
Walks carefully out of the shower and has the sign replaced
Load More Replies...Water torture is usually a slow, small drip. It’s torture, not murder.
Load More Replies...Let's find out! Clarkson: Power! SPEEEEED! May:(slow motion) Oh c*ck! Hammond: It's on fire again! *cut to the car wash to see that it is indeed on fire again*
And To Dust I Shall Return
Prison Or Broke
Realistically speaking (given that the rich don't go to prison), first one then the other would be the way to go.
He's already financially destitute. Prison time for the cheeto man.
Load More Replies...It's a "two birds, one stone" situation here. Financially destitute would be the equivalent of prison for him. He wouldn't know what to do, where to go, what to do for rent or food, and if he had medical issues, he would have to face crippling debt. He would be emotionally paralyzed. It's absolutely devastating for a rich person to suddenly become poor.
Well considering he's almost broke now, it's not a far fetch. I have more equity that Donald Trump has.
How is he almost broke? Ppl are still sending him campaign donations & buying MAGA hats.
Load More Replies...Financially Destitute: -When he became broke more people might seen him for who he was -He couldn’t bribe his was out of prison
Yes
Or they think that a gallon of milk and a gallon of gas should cost the same.
Load More Replies...Incidentally, the previously mentioned traffic lights, exams, and McDonald’s examples are some of the top-rated posts on the subreddit, having garnered upwards of 20,000 upvotes.
Bored Panda reached out to some of the moderators of the subreddit and is awaiting more information on its community, so stay tuned for more information.
In the meantime, keep scrolling, and why not let us know some of your “Inclusive Or” situations in the comment section below!
Coca-Cola Gets It
they need to stop only oreo is allowed to experiment with things like this
But doesn't it have caffeine anyway? What's the difference of this product?
NO! There is Coca Cola, then there is Coffee. Buy meth instead. The effect should be similar.
Can we talk about that abomination of caramel and cheddar mix pocorn??
15 years ago we made this in prison. Bottle of coke add instant coffee.
They Found A Cat
Well... YES! This is how you get a cat! Or, how a cat gets you... or....
Cat people know cats find us because if they don't wanna be found, you not finding 'em.
What is that with al the “yes” in the comments? I am not from USA to get it sorry.
It's about asking a question with "or" in it, technically you can answer yes without actually answering the question because it isn't "proper English". But in the USA most speak the "American Slang-uage", as I like to call it. (Britons approve my term as far as I can tell.)
Load More Replies...Monstermatt
I still wonder how Arthur's glasses stayed on. I'd of said they strap on like goggles, but the side shots of him said otherwise. hm...
Originally, Arthur had a properly long aardvark nose (that would have worked for balancing glasses). In fact, the first Arthur book ever written was about Arthur being self-conscious about his nose, and later learning to accept his natural appearance. Over the years cartoonists kept shortening Arthur's nose until he ended up with the round face we know today. As a grade school teacher, I find the change disappointing.
Load More Replies...At least he didn't have two sets of ears. I don't know, I was trying to think of something nice to say.
https://twitter.com/darth/status/1420399122910117896?s=20 (edit: image, how his headphones sit. Are you sure he only has one set of ears? )
Load More Replies...it looks like they Photoshopped the man face's eyes from Roblox onto him.
Yeah
Well iirc Skyrim doesn't have pumpkins (though there could be a mod) and tbh, if you get of your horse in Skyrim it usually finds a way of dying or getting stuck. (my horse once got stuck on top of Froki's Shack. seriously e_e )
My horse once got stuck in the walls of Lakeview manor while I was building it -_- Skyrim horses really dgaf
Load More Replies...Epona’s had enough of being summoned from whatever they’re doing for two-meter distances every ten minutes
[pointing at the actions in square brackets] THAT'S HOW I CALL OUT ACTIONS!
Is Alladin Set In The Middle East Or India?
It's set in Aghrabah, which doesn't exist. The story originally came from China and made it's way West with trading caravans, so every place imagines Aghrabah as being eastern exotic. Except maybe China.
Um, pretty sure that the name Aladdin comes from the Arabic phrase Allah Din. So maybe not Chinese.
Load More Replies...There is a genie, a flying rug, a djinn... I'm pretty sure geographical accuracy is not the most relevant issue.
Genie is just different spelling of jinn (also spelled djinn as you have done)
Load More Replies...Aladdin's Lamp was one of the Thousand And One Tales Of The Arabian Nights.
Funny, Aladdin is actually se in China, or what we know as China today. Bizarrely, someone on Quora wrote a pretty long answer to that very question.
No on both. It's a standalone story by a storyteller from Bagdad that was added to the collection by a French publisher. The story is set "In one of the large and rich cities of China" as the first line says.
Load More Replies...Decided To Try Something New On Tinder...
For me the most important question is do you press the toothpaste from the edge or from the middle? If you press it from the middle you are a monster and don't talk to me!
I really don't know... I'm usually so exhausted by the time I have to brush my teeth to go to bed, that I'm lucky the toothpaste hits the toothbrush at all.
Load More Replies...I rinse toothbrush, put on toothpaste and then rinse both together before brushing.
I have never seen anyone do this when I was growing up but I do the exact same
Load More Replies...I do both. I we my toothbrush and then I wet my toothpaste. Yes, I know it doesn't make sense.
After obvi to make the toothpaste more spreadable (ok that was a weird word choice but yeah).
FUN FACT: You don’t need to use toothpaste once you’re an adult, and if you live in a place with fluoridated water, you don’t need it at all—these days toothpaste is basically just a fluoride delivery system. When toothbrushes were invented, they were made from very stiff fibers that abraded the gums and the toothpaste protected them from that happening, but once they were converted to plastic, this was no longer an issue.
That is indeed interesting, but consider: tap water yucky. Toothpaste minty and refreshing.
Load More Replies...Listen, once a woman has placed her toothbrush in your bathroom, it is now her house! Beware guys! LOL
Don’t Mind If I Do
They look delightfully crispy on the outside and soft and mushy on the inside, do they not?
Load More Replies...I just ate lunch and now I'm hungry again. Thanks a lot, Boredpanda
I Also Would Rather Not
Beans,beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot ! the more you toot the better you feel, soon you're ready for another meal! But no milk. Seriously.
Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more your fart. The more you fart, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat. I win! :D
Load More Replies...Who the hell has baked beans and milk? That should never be a thing
Tweet Tweet Goes The Jumbo Jet
Alright Then
My dad, when asked if he would like a tea or a coffee would reply 'yes please'. Because, apparently, he would like a tea or a coffee
I also thought for this person in the post, make no difference coke or sprite.
Load More Replies...That means they're busy doing something and didn't really read the options. They're still waiting for their 2L Orange Fanta.
This is a common issue with English, in that we don't distinguish between inclusive and exclusive "or". "Do you want milk or coffee?" can be read as either "Do you want something to drink? I have milk and coffee." or "You must drink something, so choose between milk or coffee." Although generally to the former you say "No", "Yes option A", or "Yes option B", with "yes" being a rather unhelpful response.
Hammer/Nothammer
Maybe this will explain...Nothammer is German for emergency hammer. This is in Poland which is next to Germany. For Europeans this makes sense but not if you only know English.
I think it speaks volumes that a hammer is the go-to emergency tool. Not just a one-off, but actually codified.
Load More Replies...Damn multilingual signs. Emergency Exit in Danish is nødudgang - which my brain reads NOT out-way.
If you have Netflix, I would like to recommend Ari Eldjárn: Pardon My Icelandic. I’m recommending this to you—a complete stranger—because Denmark comes up frequently in his routine. I find him very, very funny.
Load More Replies...LOL, like the words inflammable and flammable mean the same thing. Inflammable comes from the verb 'to inflame'.
Worse than that, over here we call them glass hammers
Load More Replies...Brother Bear>frozen
...Lilo and Stitch kind of focused on siblings in a way, too. How Lilo's big sister Nani was so desperate to keep custody of her etc, seeing her "fail" at first is heartbreaking no matter how many times you've seen Lilo and Stitch.
I sob my heart out when Nani and Lilo are in the hammock the night before Lilo is due to be taken into care.
Load More Replies...Are you kidding me? There was romance in Frozen. It was a rocky relationship too, they couldn't finish eachothers sandwiches
There are SO MANY Disney movies that are not about romance. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Fantasia, Peter Pan, Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Fox and the Hound, Toy Story, Emperor’s New Groove, Lilo and Stich, Finding Nemo….and tons more. This doesn’t even include Marvel or Star Wars.
Brother bear is so underrated. It even has a sequel nobody knows exists
What Is Luigi’s Safe Word?
A few years back I was at Panera placing an order and the girl at the cashier was looking at me in awe. She finally uttered "you look just like Bayonetta", I had to Google it. 😂
Load More Replies...I'm not wearing my glasses so for a second I saw this as a guy with a very big forehead, sunglasses, and no nose. What is wrong with my brain 🤣
Can't Believe I'm Going Into Debt For This
I hate it when that happens. You take 10 minutes to write an opening, your actual message, a polite closing, and then proofread it two times and they answer in lowercase letter texting slang.
I get answers like this at all of the time. "Hey, does the client want it this way? or this way?" "Yeah, sounds good. Go ahead and submit."
My Little Sister Gave Us A Poll...
What "Wars" is that "Wars" from? Star? Robot? Opium?
Load More Replies...Definitely misread the first option as 'The Wars?' Which doesn't narrow it down, haha.
God, either one of those sounds like a headache inducing two hours of unfiltered boredom. But then there’s a little kid with it too? Bring on the extra strength Tylenol. Jesus Christ that sign is nightmare fuel lol.
Mr. Cleanser Or Dr. Clean?
Yes and enjoying the ensuing chemical reaction as your bathroom fills with poisonous gas
Load More Replies...Yes
No, poaching in oil is an actual cooking technique. It's also called confit.
Load More Replies...This has an actual answer: depends on the oil temperature. Poaching in oil (confit) is done at a low heat, lower than 100C. Frying involves a much hotter oil.
I came here to laugh and you came here to make me learn. Im calling the manager.
Load More Replies...I’m Very Confused On What This Means
Cluelessness is strong with this one...use The Force, Jimbo-Michael-pam!
Doorknob Or Handlebar ? Yes !
I guess, both. That door looks really heavy, hence the handle bar.
Why Is Reddit Obsessed With Hitler
It actually was the architecture school located in the art school, but anyways....
Actually, actually he was rejected by the Portrait Program because he couldn't do humans realistically, and modern art forms were only a few years away. The Architecture Program offered to take him since he was excellent at scenery (most of his hundreds of works were buildings and landscapes). He was stubborn and refused to do architecture, therefore he got mad and decided not to go. He was already Hitler.
Load More Replies...This is (one of a million reasons) why reddit should be isolated.
I work in IT and email people to ask what team/s do you need to be in so I can set you up? They reply yes.. ah the yes team
I used to work at a convenience store where people could get pastries and bring them to the counter in paper bags. When I asked what was in the bag so I could ring it up 99% of the time they'd say "yes" or "no".
Personally I can really relate to this. My preference or opinion regarding mundane things is often so vague that Yes is a good answer. For example: "Would you like Fanta or Coke? " - "Yes" is a suitable answer to describe that I would like either a Fanta or Coke, both are good options so you can give me either.
When in doubt, I assume they are reacting to the second proposal : "A or B? -Yes" means they said yes to B.
I work in IT and email people to ask what team/s do you need to be in so I can set you up? They reply yes.. ah the yes team
I used to work at a convenience store where people could get pastries and bring them to the counter in paper bags. When I asked what was in the bag so I could ring it up 99% of the time they'd say "yes" or "no".
Personally I can really relate to this. My preference or opinion regarding mundane things is often so vague that Yes is a good answer. For example: "Would you like Fanta or Coke? " - "Yes" is a suitable answer to describe that I would like either a Fanta or Coke, both are good options so you can give me either.
When in doubt, I assume they are reacting to the second proposal : "A or B? -Yes" means they said yes to B.
