I Imagined What Would Things Say If They Could Talk

Exactly like me!

He looked allot taller in the movie

That.... is cute.... but I feel bad for the ones not retiring

Please explain..I'm puzzled

lol XD

You Did used to be. But not because of that dead end clunker. Here's what you guys used to be.............................. velocirapt...627941.jpg

, now they only pay attention to my breasts and legs!"

More like "my ancestors were".

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chickens aren't a thing! They're living creatures :D

wow so that is what happens when you push it too far cluck cluck

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No you little chicken you didn't. Evolution is not true. Plus you only live once so sadly , you liar chicken weren't a badass. Get your facts straight chicken.

NO GOSH! NO GOSH PLEASE NO!!! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

This is a horror movie for marshmallows.

Dude... You're screwed

Aaaahhhh not the wasabi pls not the wasabi!!!!

Be careful to tear apart haha

Taco Tuesday 🌮

"Don't worry i will make you feel good" -photoshop

I love succulents!

Bum bum bum

Yeah...your butts are getting kicked this flu season, squad.

Aww so cheesy..

But wat about my milk??? 😢

Not fun for the ball

Ze pressure is real

NO DONT LOOSE YOR CHOCOLATE CHIP GOODNESS

He's running cause it's gonna tickle

This is pause-itively brilliant!

They are evolving!!

lol chessicia

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Pfft snow boards, am I right?

But you don't have brain so its only frostbite haha

Does the artist make cards? They all make really cool cards!!!

Aww, nice and warm!

milk levels rising

Gandalf the grey

Weirdwolf

Yey!

Woah, you're hot!

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