30 Of The Funniest Examples Of People Being Clueless On Facebook Marketplace (New Pics)
InterviewSelling something online isn’t as easy as it might look. It’s a real learning curve that is usually full of trial and error. From poor listing photos and descriptions to inadequate pricing and communication, there are many things sellers and resellers online have to look out for if they want to succeed. Luckily, nowadays websites like Facebook Marketplace make it easier to sell, but even with their help, some people just can’t figure it out.
Below you’ll find many instances of people being clueless while selling things on Facebook Marketplace shared by the ‘Idiots Of FB Marketplace’ group. Today we’re shining a light on them with hopes that it helps others not to repeat the same mistakes.
While you're scrolling through, don't forget to check out a conversation with Willow Wright, owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, who kindly agreed to give us her best tips on conquering Facebook Marketplace.
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Not Mine But I Thought It Was Funny
I Finally Found Something Worthy Enough For This Group
Hey Everyone; Do You Ever Wonder What A Canadian Fb Marketplace Looks Like?
Choosing to sell on Facebook Marketplace if you’re new to cashing in on secondhand items is a great idea, as other social media platforms don’t have the number of users Facebook has. This means that there are a lot of potential customers on this platform who would be interested in buying, making your chances of selling much higher than anywhere else.
In general, buyers are changing their shopping habits, as surveys show that a growing number of people prefer to shop directly on social media platforms instead of e-commerce ones.
Willow Wright, who owns a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, and has spent a fair share of time selling and buying things on Facebook Marketplace, adds that the platform is also very easy to use. "The interface is very user-friendly and completely free to use if you’re selling locally. All you need is an account and a way to upload images, which can easily be done from your smartphone."
With so many advantages, it seems that selling on places like Facebook Marketplaces is a great way to start.
What An Odd Thing To Say
When someone mentions "not haunted" when nobody asked, it's haunted.
Damn Poor Guy
Phew That Was Close
However, it’s not enough to have a device and a wide audience to sell to. It’s much more complicated than that. For people to be interested in buying, there are many tips, tricks, and mistakes sellers should be aware of.
"While it’s easy to list items, the ease of selling can depend on what you’re offering and how competitive the market is," said Wright. "For example, if you’re selling something like furniture or electronics, you’ll likely face more competition, so it’s key to have clear, attractive photos and a reasonable price. Also, be prepared for some buyers to message but not follow through—patience is key!" she noted.
Someone Been Watching Breaking Bad And Gave Up
For Some Reason Its Just Funny
Hmm
Wright says that the two most common mistakes sellers make while listing items on Facebook Marketplace are poor-quality images and a lack of detail in the description. "In today’s fast-paced world, buyers don’t have time to go back and forth to ask simple questions, so make sure your listing includes clear photos, accurate measurements, and any important details about the condition of the item."
Can't Say I've Ever Seen Koi Fish Traded For A Car
Y’all Please Feel Free To Rake Me Through The Coals If I’m Being A Pinecone, But This Was In My Marketplace Suggestions Multiple Times Today. It Looks Like The Mixer Committed A M**der
Ahahahha Just Found This Gem
Honestly smart advertising, you know that some MAGA freak would buy it, and then you're set for a good while
If an item is more expensive, like furniture tends to be, it might be even worth it to stage it and style it a bit so people can imagine how it will look in their own space. However, the photos shouldn’t just be aesthetically pleasing. They should also showcase the advantages, functions, and imperfections of the piece, as well as its size.
Anybody Want An Egg Bok ?
Not Sure If I'm Into These Or Not
"Fuel Tank"
Do not shake or jostle. Not responsible for blowing up your house and property.
Don’t forget about the main photo too, which is the first thing buyers notice on their feed. It has to have great curb appeal and be cropped in a way that the piece is centered in the frame. In addition, including a video of the item for sale can be a good idea, as algorithms tend to favor it and they’re more helpful for the buyer.
Thanks Trudeau
I'd say most McDonald's french fries are shaped more like Cuba than this one. Here's a handy reference for those who don't know what Cuba is shaped like. untitled-6...a50462.jpg
Ewwww the only reason a French fry would be shaped like this is if someone STEPPED on it and put it back in the fryer. Jusr gross
Could be a piece of skin from the slicer that went into the fryer.
Way to keep it real, Dee. Upvote for you.
Load More Replies...There's bound to be some idiot who will buy it. Heck, someone just paid a pretty penny for George Harrison's 1962 breakfast toast!
Tell me if you find a french fry shaped like America. Also, how is that a french fry?
I Might Pick This Up Myself Just For The Flux Capacitor
If there are things about the item you’re trying to sell that can’t be conveyed in the photos or videos, use the description box for it. The thing that is important here is being truthful and noting all the imperfections of the piece. This prevents misunderstandings and the hassle of trying to solve them.
Wedding Ring
Anyone Need Personal Grooming?
Child For Scale
When it comes to setting a price, Wright says that sellers are often shooting too high. "If your item is priced too high compared to similar listings, it might not sell. It’s also important to keep your listing updated. If your item’s not selling, try refreshing the post or adjusting the price to attract new buyers. And don’t forget to be flexible with pricing; buyers often expect to negotiate," she advised.
No Way He’s Even Getting Close To That Amount
Found My First One. Hmm Power Looks Safe If You Squint
Power also looks safe if you squint involuntarily due to multiple past electrocutions.
It’s A Uncanny Resemblance
To receive more sales opportunities, Wright suggests following this short guide:
"Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."
You Know What, Hell Yeah
You Guys Think The Food Is Included?
Don't Touch That Wood
"Some people will message you but won’t be serious buyers, so don’t get frustrated," she added. "Respond quickly to inquiries, keep your communication clear, and be patient. If you’re open to shipping, using Facebook’s shipping option can help broaden your reach and increase your chances of selling."
Squoozies ? * Slaps Card On Table *
Originally $300, But On Sale For $50
I'm guessing a parent posted it so they could "buy" it to make him happy.
Pinecone Alert
Is It Worthful Or Not. Please Help Me
First Time Poster, This Gotta Be One Worthy Of The Group
Amazing Deal For What It Is, But That Is Certainly Not A Wii
What A Bargain
275 For A Rusted Out Water Heater !?!
Snow
What The Hell Kind Of Tweaker A*s Bulls**t Is This????
I Don’t Think This Fits The “Idiots” Definition But It’s Definitely On Marketplace And My Favorite Find So Far
It's very well painted. Horrible and a waste of time, but well done.
Are The Shorts In The Room With Us Lmfao
I’m Sold
I’m Scared LOL
Did I Do This Right?
I Have No Words
I Finally Found One Worthy Of Posting! Maybe There Is A Fool Out There Willing To Part With Their Cash For This Prize Piece Of Memorabilia
Worn Once In Ww1
It’s A Box
so that's how people meet people these days...you young whipper snappers
"It Functions" But No Pictures
I Present You.. The Woke Guitar Strap.. Even Though Ernie Ball Have Been Making These Since 2008!
Gas Station Chickens
This Indisputably Belongs Here
It's A Free Book At Any Penndot Or Driver License Center
Asking The Real Questions Here
Who Is This For?
$15 doesn't seem too bad. You'd expect to something like this in one of those posh stores for 10x that.
Finally Got One!
$25 For Garbage
Careful.. we should not know that Jessie Laguna joined facebook in 2007
Smoking Hot Deal
A "fat lighter" is another name for "fatwood," which is a type of wood derived from the heartwood of pine trees that is highly resinous and readily catches fire, making it an excellent natural fire starter; essentially, it's a naturally occurring kindling with a high concentration of pine pitch that easily ignites even in damp conditions.
Everyone Is So Creative!
Rick from Påwn Stars: "Best I can offer is the coins from under my couch cushions and a hit from Chum's meth pipe."
Rick from Påwn Stars: "Best I can offer is the coins from under my couch cushions and a hit from Chum's meth pipe."
