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My name is Mackenzie, the creator of Cinimomo Comics, and author/illustrator of the comic book "The Pros and Cons of Being A Tall/Short Couple". If you haven't already guessed, I'm short, "vertically challenged" if you will. And I love food. A LOT.
So take a look at some of my webcomics about life, relationships, and food... lots of food.
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James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago
I just can't add anything to this because people are all hung up on the boat issue and missing the point of having common sense as Hope Floats states.
Johann Smith 7 years ago
Definition of Stranded: (of a boat, sailor, or sea creature) left aground on a shore. "a stranded whale" left without the means to move from somewhere. "she offers a lift to a stranded commuter" Thus she'd only be stranded if that boat was incapable of actually moving (think that the sails were bad, no rudder, engine has no gas, etc...)
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
To "Ms. Kristel Bijnen", the word "Teh'Hoveet"; is a "Gabrieleno Tongva" word. I'm a Gabrieleno Tongva Native American Indian. Teh'Hoveet, can be translated as: "Thank you-Your welcome-Great-Please". But the most common and popular translation, or usage is: "It is good".
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Susann Campbell 7 years ago
I wish I could. I would need a lot of people to help me love and feed them all if I could, I would.
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
I wouldn't, I have enough love for all "Puppy Wolves & Knuckleheads" ( my terms for 'Dogs & Cats', I know it sounds stupid, but I can't help it ).
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Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
"It definitely wasn't the 60 pounds of sugar, 80 pounds of carbs, and the 75 pounds of calories..."
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
considering i'm eating chips atm i totally relate to the 2nd one...
Sarah Birrelle 7 years ago
Stepping on a plug!!! Nothing worse....( as far as inconsequential things go ;))
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Relate to all of them. Though Monday morning would be the same for me as any other day! I hate alarm clocks. But have to use them everyday for my medication. And places I need to go of course.
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
then you check your weight...It's heavy, so you get depressed, so you eat...
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Very_GAY 7 years ago
Please tell me your joking, you are Man- correct? You have a penis- correct? You like girls- correct? Unless if my parents missed out on the fad of calling your female child 'John' I have to conclude that you are a straight male, it doesn't matter if you find pleasure in calling your wife fat online or you don't- or if you're in fact a lesbian woman named John! You're still an a*****e
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Please don't waste your time or breath, sir/ma'am. That a*****e, may have a penis; or be a male?! But he's not a real 'Man', nor a human being! Thank you
Load More Replies... Very_GAY 7 years ago
Do you find pleasure in saying that you're wife is fat online..? I know not all men are like this, but people like you are one of the many reasons im lucky to be lesbian
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The Frog 7 years ago
Wow guess I'm the only one honest.. which would explain my lack of friends hmm
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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Always a big enough shirt to cover my food baby / multiple rows of uni-boobs XD
Usernameofgag 7 years ago
I always eat with my hair tied. And if I forget to bring hair tie, everything can be a hair stick. The best one is my stylus. Lol.
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
If you are eating sushi, just ask for another pair of chopsticks :-D. You could even make it look fancy! Good job by the way. I would not be able to 'tie' my hair up with things like a stylus or (a) chopstick(s)!!
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Daria B 7 years ago
Jealous. My husband would just suggest wearing more comfortable shoes, or taking a rest at the nearest bench at best. But then... I understand him... (We're a similar height and weight)
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
I'd always do that, for my girlfriend!! I could get a workout, and be holding her; closer to her! Lol
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Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
Oh pish posh. It's love! Spelling means nothing in the face of puppies, babies and noms!!!
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
To "Helena Greystone", just curious if you stand up; when you take a leak?! Lol
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Damn!!! I wish I had a girlfriend!!!! I'd do that for her, in a heartbeat!!!!! Lol
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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Very relatable!!! I am not one who cares if people answer late. But in this case, I worry too much!
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
I can relate. I unfortunately don't have a girlfriend! But I have a female friend, she kinda gets like that; when I don't respond to her in time!! Lol
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
I'm not sure, if I like the second one! Looks like he's being a 'Cavemen'!! Lol
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Lily Slivka 7 years ago
Especially when it's your first time preparing said meal, and the outcome is edible food!
Trash.Can.Pizza 7 years ago
I feel more like I'm in the next Saw movie ... or Final Destination.
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Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago
If you thought a Cat Lady throwing cats at you was terrifying, wait for this one...
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ZHAO KEVIN 7 years ago
"Cookie dough has several essential vitamins you can find no where else"
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Ntosh 7 years ago
I was shocked last week when I found out that I wear the same shoe size as my niece. She is 10 years old, I am 29
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
I'm 1m78 and have pretty big feet, that's a problem aswell...
Jeni Leigh 7 years ago
All the nice shoe styles seem to stop the size just before mine. Really frustrating sometimes.
Load More Replies... Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
I do not like that the kids section is turning into adult-like clothes at some places. But for small people this is a great solution!
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Natalia Ru 7 years ago
I always say, last one lol hahah, there is NO such thing as 'one last one'
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
"hmmm it taste good, but it's so tiny, i can have another small one.."
Load More Replies... Anastasia B 7 years ago
When there are that kind of things anywhere in my house it's like I hear them calling me. "Eat me! Eat me!"
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Kwj 7 years ago
In my language (Danish) bæ/bae is a Word for poop/s**t.. I really hate when people uses it as a nickname for their loved ones.
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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
In Dutch some people use "Poeppie". It is like a cute version of poo. Sounds weird in English but can be cute in Dutch!
Load More Replies... Matt Lovio 7 years ago
I have a question,for "McKenzie". Why use that strange word, I've never heard of it used; in modern day parlance & nomenclature?!
Load More Replies... Matt Lovio 7 years ago
This one, is my favorite of "MacKenzie"!!!! I love it, it's adorable; absolutely adorable!!!
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
"If you try anything to steal him from me i shall kill him by asphyxia, holding my legs around his throat!"
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Not funny,"Ms. Chenois"!! Spousal abuse, is never funny; for either gender!!!!
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Daria B 7 years ago
My new year resolution for 2017 was 1440 x 2880. On my phone. Yep, sorry, I had to.
Mark Szeman 7 years ago
I made a New Years resolution 17 years ago and haven't broken it, won't be changing this year. I made a resolution to never make another New Years resolutions. :)
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Dude, that's bitter!! Life is about change, right?!
Load More Replies... Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Speak for your damn self!!! I'm lonely as all hell, and girls hate 'Fat Boys'!!!
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Trash.Can.Pizza 7 years ago
I actually achieve my last year resolution it was not to make any resolutiosn this year. I think I did a great job.
Sarah Birrelle 7 years ago
Daria!! I don't get it, wat am I missing? Even did it on my calculator and turned it upside down. Head scratch. Grumble.....;)...??
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Ntosh 7 years ago
The baby face is not a problem for me. I love it. I turned 29 years three days ago but people still think I am in my early 20s.
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
please help me, i'm 23 and since my 16 ppl think i'm around 35...
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Amy Broderick 7 years ago
I have the same problem - I'm in my 40's and I still get carded and everyone thinks I'm still in my 20's. I love it!
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Not to 'toot my own horn', but I get as well! Didn't want to brag, or worse!! Afraid that no one would believe me ( by the way, that's my current 'Facebook' pic )!!!
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Trust me, honey! Ten to fifteen years from now, you'll thank the heavens for such problems!! Lol
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Forgive me, "Ms. Reyne". But I believe that the young woman: "Tamira Lasky", had the correct spelling. Sorry, ma'am.
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Dude, I've got to know! How do you do the 'Missile', in that?! Seriously?!
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Now you sound realistic, "Ms. Joy"! Thank you, ma'am.
Load More Replies... Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Usually, when I get sick! I'm too sick to eat anything, let alone keep it down!!!!
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Jay Jackson 7 years ago
This is me exactly when I went to Mandarin with my parents and boy freind!!! I'm surprised my boy friend is still chooses to be seen in public with me.... 😄
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Excuse me, "Mr. Jackson". But I believe you meant: "Boyfriend".
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
And this is why i hate summer, don't like winter, and much prefer Autumn and spring...
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
This was me in my teenage years. I wore a tank top and no socks/shoes in the winter. And long sleeves in the summer. Now I dress to the temperature.
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
You remind me, of these freaky a*s kids nowadays! That walk around in hoodies & sweaters, during searing hot summer days!!! Weirdos, Lol ( no offense, "Ms. Bijnen" )
Load More Replies... Daria B 7 years ago
When I was in university, people only knew to turn the air conditioning on or off, there was no setting the temperature higher or lower. That kind of general attitude (or mentality) was painful.
Sierra Batten 7 years ago
The second one is definitely me! It will be 50 degrees in our house in the winter and Im sweating!
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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Luckily my partner tells the truth, knows my style and sometimes even buys me things without me knowing what it looks like. But I always like it. When I moved in with him, he reserved a big part of the wardrobe for my clothes AND bought me some beautiful new clothes *still melts my heart*. I'm lucky I guess!
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
EVERY single bottle end! When you think "oh it's soon over, i can get a new one ready"
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Okay, nearly running out of shampoo, is a big deal; why?! Let me guess, it's a female thing.....right?! As a boy, if I run out; not the end of the world!!! Just head on down to the local market, and grab some more; SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Yoink! Hey if you wanted somemore you should have gone after it. All is fair in love and desserts .
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Jay Jackson 7 years ago
My boyfriend always makes me nachos when I'm cold!!! I love it, but it's really weird. ._.
Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago
I'm stealing your boyfriend. or the nachos...
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
i love pizza but always rather eat it with a fork and knife than as slices....i hate to get my hands greasy...
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
To those of you, familiar with the So. California; LA County area? You have not tried true 'Pizza', unless you've been to "Petrillo's Italian Restaurant"; located in Glendora and my beloved hometown of San Gabriel!! They make the epitome, of true-true PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, I do not embellish, nor exagerrate!!!!
#33
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Me choosing wines. My husband chose the flavor I choose because have a beautiful bottle paper image.
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
As ridiculously as that sounds, that actually makes sense; "Mrs. Vasconcelos"! Lol
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#34
Fsociety 7 years ago
Rapper Joey Badass went blind during the 2017 solar eclipse that he glimpsed at. Wish it was Trump instead so he can stop bitchin on Twitter.
Isla Reyne 7 years ago
As if blind people can't type. Typical snowflake moron, bringing it up any way they can and not making any sense in the process. kudos.
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Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Wish I gave a damn, about these type of stellar phenomenon. But I don't
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Panda Bae 6 years ago
Fun fact: People who sleep peacefully right after watching a horror movie are more likely to become psychopaths.
Load More Replies... Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
i'd avoid this kind of food, it could slip and frighten you...
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Sandra Josefine Langvatznes 7 years ago
Come visit northern norway... We have several near-death moments everytime we go outside...
#37
Krista Salerno 7 years ago
DH travels international. 12+ hour difference creates some good morning/good night texts
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
I have 12 hours time difference with one of my most important friends. And yes, the morning/night texts are great! No need to calculate time difference too.
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BrookieCooki~ 7 years ago
when I was around 4-7 I had the eye poker . It actually pokes your damn eyessss!
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Hey, "MacKenzie"! Just a little FYI, 'Bangs'; are very popular for California Native American Women!! Teh'Hoveet
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Hollywood 7 years ago
My father and I are photographers. So we need twice as many photos. At WAAAAAY more angles etc.
Load More Replies... Jay Jackson 7 years ago
That's sooooo me with my boyfriend!!! He's constantly taking pics of me!!!!!
DisneyworldFAN 7 years ago
My dad does the same thing too every time we go to Disney park. He is always taking a picture in front of weird stuff too. It's just crazy!
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PurpleUnicorn 7 years ago
Skypers, you're don't know you're born! My husband and I dated long distance long before Skype was invented... One of us flew to the other every second weekend, with phone calls on Wednesday and on the Sunday we were apart. It lasted a year before I moved in with him.
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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
As someone with a very small mouth i shall never achieve this.I'm cursed. Please help meeeee
#46
Daria B 7 years ago
I relate to the boyfriend on this one. Comics and action figures on sale, sounds like paradise to me.
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
not only comics but books generally, or video games (thx Steam for these sales i've spent so much money on...)
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
Now we're on the same wave length, "Ms. Chenois"!! Lol
Load More Replies... Jay Jackson 7 years ago
For me and my boyfriend im the guy getting comics and he's the one carting it all!!!!😆
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Echo 7 years ago
When it comes to good glazed donuts. I can hardly control myself. Bring out my grandma's ham and some mashed potatoes and I will show you how to eat with no regards to life. Oh man I can't wait to go down there in a few days for Christmas. C**p I was going to go to bed now I need something to calm my excitement about Grandma's ham. Darn it.
Nancy E 7 years ago
Your donut caper is how I eat a sheet cake....just one piece , then , 100 smidges during the day. If any is left, I'll eat another piece
M.J. J. 7 years ago
My family always jokes about not leaving the uneven bit after cutting cake,like"it looks messy, I better just even it off"..
Load More Replies... Aleksandra Kozłowska 7 years ago
Not so funny and I got a feeling that this subject is a bit used for comic.
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
You can find me here on 'Facebook', or at SkyEagle2009@Yahoo.com. I've gotta have a copy of one of your issues!!!!! Teh'Hoveet ( Gabrieleno Tongva for "Thank you" )
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
If so, I've got to have one! I've fallen in love with you, and your comic strip!!
Echo 7 years ago
When it comes to good glazed donuts. I can hardly control myself. Bring out my grandma's ham and some mashed potatoes and I will show you how to eat with no regards to life. Oh man I can't wait to go down there in a few days for Christmas. C**p I was going to go to bed now I need something to calm my excitement about Grandma's ham. Darn it.
Nancy E 7 years ago
Your donut caper is how I eat a sheet cake....just one piece , then , 100 smidges during the day. If any is left, I'll eat another piece
M.J. J. 7 years ago
My family always jokes about not leaving the uneven bit after cutting cake,like"it looks messy, I better just even it off"..
Load More Replies... Aleksandra Kozłowska 7 years ago
Not so funny and I got a feeling that this subject is a bit used for comic.
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
You can find me here on 'Facebook', or at SkyEagle2009@Yahoo.com. I've gotta have a copy of one of your issues!!!!! Teh'Hoveet ( Gabrieleno Tongva for "Thank you" )
Matt Lovio 7 years ago
If so, I've got to have one! I've fallen in love with you, and your comic strip!!
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