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Get an education they say. It will prepare you for the road ahead they say.
Lies.
Okay maybe not all lies. I know how to draw using fancy gizmos and help my kids with some of their homework. But nothing can really prepare you for parenthood. Here are just a few examples of the things I was unprepared for :
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#1
How To Teach Privacy
Final score:
4points
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#2
How To Freeze Time
Final score:
4points
girlsrock4ever 2 years ago
Adults, please, please, PLEASE stop treating teenagers like a different species. I also recently turned 13, and I can assure you I'm not acting like that.
girlsrock4ever 2 years ago
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#3
How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything
Final score:
3points
#5
How To Raise Decent Human Beings
Final score:
3points
#6
How To Swallow Your Emotions
Final score:
3points
#8
How To Stop This From Happening
Final score:
3points
girlsrock4ever 2 years ago
Rylee and my sister are so similar... they even LOOK the same (she has big cheeks and loves wearing a pink hairband and also has black hair).
#9
How To Stop The Crying
Final score:
3points
#10
How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver
Final score:
3points
#12
How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie
Final score:
3points
#13
How To Break The Hard Truth
Final score:
3points
#14
How To Reason
Final score:
3points
#15
How To Sleep Train
Final score:
3points
girlsrock4ever 2 years ago
This is exactly what happens in our house, especially the last picture 😂 IN YO FACE, LITERALLY!!!
#16
How To Be Comforting
Final score:
2points
#17
How To One Up This
Final score:
2points
Memymo68 3 years ago
Atleast it was sweet....sort of in a gross disgusting way🤣🤣🤣
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#18
How To Be Nurturing
Final score:
2points
#19
How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate
Final score:
2points
Natalie Binebrink-Davis 8 years ago
Notice how dads never move. I always hear, aw honey I didn't even hear or I'd have helped. Insert eye roll.
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