Get an education they say. It will prepare you for the road ahead they say.

Lies.

Okay maybe not all lies. I know how to draw using fancy gizmos and help my kids with some of their homework. But nothing can really prepare you for parenthood. Here are just a few examples of the things I was unprepared for :

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#1 How To Teach Privacy

How To Teach Privacy

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#2 How To Freeze Time

How To Freeze Time

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#3 How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything

How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

Ah... toddlers...

#4 How To Be A Stealthy Ninja

How To Be A Stealthy Ninja

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#5 How To Raise Decent Human Beings

How To Raise Decent Human Beings

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

Me playing with my brother XD

#6 How To Swallow Your Emotions

How To Swallow Your Emotions

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#7 How To Have Self Worth

How To Have Self Worth

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

😂

#8 How To Stop This From Happening

How To Stop This From Happening

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#9 How To Stop The Crying

How To Stop The Crying

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#10 How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver

How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver

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#11 How To Save Lives

How To Save Lives

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#12 How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

...what...

#13 How To Break The Hard Truth

How To Break The Hard Truth

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#14 How To Reason

How To Reason

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#15 How To Sleep Train

How To Sleep Train

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#16 How To Be Comforting

How To Be Comforting

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#17 How To One Up This

How To One Up This

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

._.

#18 How To Be Nurturing

How To Be Nurturing

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#19 How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate

How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate

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Natalie Binebrink-Davis 1 year ago

Notice how dads never move. I always hear, aw honey I didn't even hear or I'd have helped. Insert eye roll.

#20 How To Do Anything Right

How To Do Anything Right

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