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Get an education they say. It will prepare you for the road ahead they say.

Lies.

Okay maybe not all lies. I know how to draw using fancy gizmos and help my kids with some of their homework. But nothing can really prepare you for parenthood. Here are just a few examples of the things I was unprepared for :

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How To Teach Privacy

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Mishka Katira
Community Member
5 years ago

lol

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    Elliot Yuen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #3

    How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything

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    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ah... toddlers...

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    #4

    How To Be A Stealthy Ninja

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    #5

    How To Raise Decent Human Beings

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    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Me playing with my brother XD

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    #6

    How To Swallow Your Emotions

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    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    oof

    #7

    How To Have Self Worth

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    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    😂

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    How To Stop This From Happening

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    MARIAN JESSICA VILLANUEVA
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #9

    How To Stop The Crying

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    Memymo68
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Every child ever

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    #10

    How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver

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    Ayan Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ouch

    #11

    How To Save Lives

    How To Save Lives

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    #12

    How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

    How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

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    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ...what...

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    #13

    How To Break The Hard Truth

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    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ya......thats how it works

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    #14

    How To Reason

    How To Reason

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    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    don't mess with kid logic

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    #15

    How To Sleep Train

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    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is exactly what happens in our house, especially the last picture 😂 IN YO FACE, LITERALLY!!!

    #16

    How To Be Comforting

    How To Be Comforting

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    Memymo68
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I feel u kid

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    #17

    How To One Up This

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    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ummmmm

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    #18

    How To Be Nurturing

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    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ya....def fam friendly

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    #19

    How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate

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    Natalie Binebrink-Davis
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Notice how dads never move. I always hear, aw honey I didn't even hear or I'd have helped. Insert eye roll.

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    How To Do Anything Right

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