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Article created by: Justinas Keturka

We say this advisedly: news headlines are a whole other world. Being defined by attention-grabbing pith and clever use of puns, sensational tabloids prove time and again that the news is anything but boring. Love or hate the yellow press, but wordsmiths know that scandal sells, so they conjure up outlandish headlines to help us keep tabs on every hilariously bizarre thing happening on our planet.

Need convincing? Just take a look at the 'Mental Headlines' Twitter account. With nearly 119k followers, the social media project features some of the funniest, weirdest, and downright bizarre titles and news stories spotted online. Ever since its first post, this page proves that wild and ridiculous human antics will never go unnoticed.

From "Police Hunt For Man Who Chewed Bus Seat" to "Baby Made To Wait To Hours For Unicycling Doctor", we have wrapped up a collection of some of the best headlines from the account. So pull your seat closer and brew yourself a hot cup of coffee because we’re about to take a hilarious ride down to the land of absurdity. Be sure to upvote your favorite pics, and let us know what you think below in the comments!

Psst! For more headline madness, check out Part 1 of this feature right here.

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Man in fluorescent kilt standing by trash bin, featured on a Twitter page collecting funniest news headlines online.

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    Funny news headline about a duck drinking pint and fighting a dog, featured on a comedy news Twitter page.

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    Soldiers stand behind barbed wire while Afghan refugees wait, featured on a Twitter page collecting funniest news headlines online.

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    Tweet from Mental Headlines showing a funny news headline about Gordon Ramsay causing outrage on TikTok with lamb selection.

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    News headline about a man crashing into a shop and being attacked by an emu, highlighting funny news headlines.

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    Funny news headlines from a Twitter page featuring bizarre attacks with potatoes, turnips, and avocados online.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post from a page collecting some of the funniest news headlines spotted online.

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    Twitter screenshot showing a funny news headline about a BMW stopped with enough cigarettes for a 1980s darts tournament.

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    Tweet showing a funny news headline about a robot vacuum cleaner escaping from a hotel, shared on a humor news headlines page.

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    Funny news headline from Twitter page showing Brit furious about drink limit on Spain holiday.

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    Street scene with pedestrians near a shop front, illustrating funny news headlines collected on a Twitter page.

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    Tweet showing a funny news headline about a disabled woman fined over £1,000 for parking in a disabled spot.

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    Funny news headline about a man arrested during a rooftop standoff, featured on a humor Twitter page.

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    Screenshot of a funny news headline about avoiding heatwave deaths shared on a Twitter page collecting funniest headlines.

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    Tweet showing funny news headline about a Darlington street resurfaced around a parked car, shared by a humor news Twitter page.

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    Tweet from a Twitter page collecting funniest news headlines showing a bizarre insurance payment story with a gecko mascot.

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