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Humor is by far one of humanity's greatest skills. It's actually difficult to say how we'd survive all the problems in our lives if we didn't approach some of them with humor. Humor can be good, or it can be evil, it can please, or it can literally destroy, it can be deceitful, or it can be honest.

By the way, probably the most honest type of humor is self-deprecation, when a person perfectly understands their own shortcomings and is not averse to joking about them. After all, who knows us better than ourselves? So it’s great when, for example, doctors joke about doctors or football players joke about football players (you watched The Roast of Tom Brady, right?). So here's another wonderful selection of the best 'Black tweets,' directly from ironic and witty Afro-American people, recently found on X!

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venuvelli Report

LizzieBoredom
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Inspector Gadget? Is that what you flashers are calling it?

DB
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go Go gadget homeboy.

robin aldrich
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people even know who Inspector Gadget was??? anyone? (I'm the only one raising my hand.)

BossyCloud
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of my home electronics are named "go go gadget _"

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Mimi La Souris
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm not black but i'm this kind of friend, or aunt, or cousin, or coworker... :D

Bozo B. Clown
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol my black friends are my best friends

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    #2

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    iWriterGirl Report

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol my bfs parents were driving me home and they accidentally turned towards their house instead and i said oh don’t worry i’ll be part of ur family now and him mom looked at me and said not for another ten years… she meant til we can get married lmao

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fr. Be like bra why is you going this way.? You was supposed to go that way. Starting arguments for nothing 😭😂

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can attest to this. My husband used to confuse me with it back in the day. Till I caught on and now it s "trying something different this time" which confuses him and restores balance to the galaxy. 😅

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    trillary_banks_ Report

    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I did that once when I was babysitting when I was 13. Still mortified 30 years later D:

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pizza looks surprisingly good though

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wouldn't dare to eat it, it looks like it fused with the plastic.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had this bucket with a weird fitting lid, some of the reviewers said that they put the lid in their oven for a few minutes and that made it soft enough to fit on properly. Either they miss wrote, or I misread, the time to leave it in for. I ended up having to throw out two oven racks and buy replacements because I couldn't get the plastic off and I didn't want to burn it off because of how dangerous they fumes could be.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern art. You cannot start early enough!

    Icedragocat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read ‘necklace’ and was very confused for a good five min

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    Interestingly, people have been exploring humor for centuries, asking the questions - why do we laugh at all? Why will some thing or phenomenon be damn amusing for one person, but another one will perceive it completely differently? Why do some people like light, casual humor, while others are absolutely delighted with caustic sarcasm, heavily mixed with cynicism? Finally, where did humor per se come from?

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    #4

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    writelike_mike Report

    Wait...What?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have died of embarrassment 🫡

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had someone who worked on my team who would eat chips while on the phone with customers, no mute, and he was wearing a headset, so that might picked up every chewing sound.

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that before or after he farted?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a Black thing?

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    funnyblacks Report

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a stupid look. But I love it. Cringeworthy wonderful.

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do the batusi with your batgoatee and get the whole bater-gang involved?

    smita samel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *super here music in the backround* we found another mutant

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm Batman" I like it, doubt if my wife would let me leave the house though!!

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    Well, evolutionary biologist Jeffrey Miller, for example, tried to answer the question about the origins of humor. In his book The Mating Mind. How Sexual Choice Shaped the Evolution of Human Nature, published in 2001, the scientist suggested that a sense of humor developed in humans under the influence of sexual selection as a kind of means of demonstrating one’s intelligence. Literally, just as a peacock shows off its bushy tail, so people have tried to shine with their humor since ancient times. However, peacocks sometimes do way better...

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    #7

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    talleyberrybaby Report

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna get out of hand quick. Nobody can spell anymore!

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, it's a pun on the film about a black girl competing in spelling bees called "Akeelah and the Bee".

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo, drunk Scrabble is hilarious.

    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love that. Spelling bees were my one cool trick in school, though I never made it past state without freezing.

    #8

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    WEKetchum Report

    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk I could stand to be haunted by Tony Todd.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candyman - Based on Clive Barker's short story "The Forbidden", the film follows a Chicago graduate student completing a thesis on urban legends and folklore, which leads her to the legend of the "Candyman", the ghost of an African-American artist and the son of a slave who was murdered in the late 19th century for his relationship with the daughter of a wealthy white man. .... Helen Lyle is a semiotics graduate student at the University of Illinois Chicago. While researching urban legends, she learns of the Candyman, a spirit who kills anyone that speaks his name five times in front of a mirror.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, over here white as hell: What do you have against Christina Aguilera? That song is so catchy.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love both the song and the music video 💕🎶

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a fictional character in a film series. The character was a black man who lived in the 1900s and, if I remember correctly, was k***ed over an interracial relationship, and is back for revenge. The claim is that if you repeat his name five times in front of the mirror, you’ll summon him.

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    queenzingha Report

    smita samel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man they be pulling out all the cash from the bank account and showing it here lol

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What interest rate are they earning on that?

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    Interestingly, many researchers today do believe that laughter can really significantly improve not only our mood, but also our health in general. At least since the mid-twentieth century, the direction of so-called “laughter therapy” has been actively developing.

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    Within its framework, specialists use a variety of humorous techniques so that the patient better understands themselves, their own behavior and mood. Well, and laughter simply increases the potential of our knowledge, enriches us spiritually (and if you look at the income of famous standup comics, it may enrich not only spiritually).

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    _blackthingseveryday_ Report

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I hate to eat sitting that way, kinda takes away from the joy of eating, but that's just me, sorry.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these have nothing to do with Black people...

    #11

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    SupaSensei_7 Report

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but if they've not been "fancyfied" by a priest beforehand, they're just really bland crackers and if it's all you got to snack on... 🤷‍♂️

    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone barfed on the communion plate.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the wafers, tchat sauce looks like something my cat vomited.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wash that down with some holy water.

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a demon, that would hurt.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I can taste this and no wayyyy!

    ffeineandsugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you have grape tomatoes as your salsa base, and it ferments, can it be transubstantiated?

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    mickeywon234 Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really specific to black people?

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not. I have done it, my extremely pale Canadian friend has done it over Discord, my mom has done it(badly cause she can't snap lol), I've heard it from my methed up neighbor...

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    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m so white the sun fears me but i do this…

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do it every damn time. (Polish/British Isle/Italian here)

    YourLocalChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this, ALL THE TIME. My mom facepalms everytime.

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is specific to black people I do that all the time and I'm white

    H_NGM_N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time!!! I am white tho..

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. Then I pause the movie, look up the movies cast and crew and then go to Wikipedia to find out that other movie that I know the actor from.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness... my husband does this!!! haa haa haa

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    Be that as it may, we do hope you enjoy this collection of humor, so please feel free to scroll this list to its very end. And if you smiled at least once, it means that the goal of this post has already been achieved. And, yes, if you wrote some witty comment, it means that the goal is doubly achieved!

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    #13

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    _Kamariiiii Report

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say "I take back everything John said about you", where "John" is the nearest coworker.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after someone thanked me: "You're welcome, 'cuz I'm nice. Ain't true what pople keep sayin' about me!"

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    egyptique Report

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Law a people or a police? I need to know cause as an old white lady I'm nosy AF.

    Ewtoesareout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law Roach is a talented stylist, who has with Zendaya, Celine Dion, Anna Taylor-Joy, etc.

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    theereal_one Report

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo. That's with taxes and who tf bout to tip every time? We just be rounding sht up for no reason.

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TaxTax rarely adds up to a whole number though, just to milk ya for a few more cents or whatever currency ya use

    amy harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm native and I'd think it's 90 dollars (no tips if they're not hot)

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    #16

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    lulllbratt_ Report

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat is too generous for my growing up. 😂 You get a slice and only of honey ham. But they'll make it rain chips.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, ya gotta put the chips IN the sammich

    Zee Fam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the potato chips IN the sandwich for some crunch! So good!

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I've seen several memes about black people not eating mayonnaise. And that sandwich has a lot of mayonnaise on it...

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black folks would have a fried catfish fillet (bones and all) in there and never shallow a single bone.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is everyone. Followed by a very satisfying nap.

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    funnyblacks Report

    Witch with a B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has a television in their REFRIGERATOR?!?!

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do, and it's stupid. I think I've only ever used the memo app, which you can achieve just fine with a dry erase board!, but nooooo...my partner loves his gadgets.

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refrigerators use to last a lifetime, then they started adding electronics. Now if one lasts five years, you're lucky.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point I had to remove a Google home device for my kitchen because of exactly this problem.

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    PookiesParadise Report

    LyriQal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ozone layer is in trouble

    Wait...What?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be on the toilet all day after these

    smita samel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wt# is that lol man looks like idlis from india man

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garlic butter boiled eggs I think. Never tried them, but my eyes are already watering just imagining the aftermath!😖🥚+🧄=🦨💨

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    funnyblacks Report

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that downpour, who can blame him? It ain't stupid if it works.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? With the looks of all that stuff in the trunk, he would've been standing in it for a while.

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    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't those bollards be closer together? You know to keep a vehicle from striking the building, like they're supposed to do?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pull up your pants !!! .....damnnn, i'm old :D

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude as c**p thinking he can do whatever he likes even if it blocks other peoples way out, it's all about me attitude!!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is entirely reasonable..

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    anbrayamiamor Report

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain this to... my balding, white friend? 😉

    over it already
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 combs in one. The pick/comb combo is normal or more common. The little bit that looks like a small fluffy paintbrush notsomuch. I am not black and don't do/have edges, but I imagine that would not be stiff enough for most hair types that would be using this.

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    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks really useful to me, especially if you're doing your edges.

    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago

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    Behold! The Pubicomb.

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    mynames_jay Report

    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone does that. Pizza, or beer, or pizza and beer, is the universal thank you gift for helping with the move.

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white. If I help you move and I don't get pizza I will storm out of there.

    Bozo B. Clown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza is the unspoken rule of payment for helping someone move, whether you are black, white, yellow, purple green whatever

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, who doesn't want a free pizza?

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you help people move in Australia, they pay you in beer.

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    TheRealJChris_ Report

    Can't see this name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many of them were expired I ask. HOW MANY?!!!??

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people that don't get it😂😭. ASTOUNDING!

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Popeyes. Score!

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich old white woman to cheap to tip; she got money or she couldn't afford to eat at Longhorns, would have thrown them at her.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she forgot to bring the religious pamphlets?

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably thought you were sick of eating at Longhorn

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's...not a bad deal actually

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    harriyanna Report

    Crzwaco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing world of gumball is the best!

    Me Oh My (He/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not just a black people thing, I'm white as hell and I ADORE that show.

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    amy harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for natives (moi and ma bois and gals)

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    funnyblacks Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I'm almost there," - hasn't even left the house yet

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filipino time is REAL. lmao Also, me and my friend when we're are pre-gaming at his place and just chilling out when his friends at the club are like "where are you?"

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    _blackthingseveryday_ Report

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah i did this one time. terrible!

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a small stash of new in-package toothbrushes for just this reason

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that and i’m white as toilet paper

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the corner of a towel in emergencies..

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    funnyblacks Report

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that and im white as a ghost edit: spelling

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not spellcheck doing me like that, also, earlier today it made me cuss out my mom, too 😭😭 edit: i changed my statement

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    funnyblacks Report

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that i’m in white as powdered sugar

    River wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m as colorful as pink flakes spilled across a white floor with a couple brown stains.

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    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just how you check the weather.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weather people on TV should do this before going on air; they are wrong most of the time

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the old LOTW, or in this case LOTD, method..

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    Delenn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is ion? I have seen it sveral times but I do not understand what is it

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this context it's short for "I'm gonna" and every Southerner of any color understands it. Alternative versions are "Ima" and "Imon."

    Janelle.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all “ion” means i don’t. I can’t believe people don’t know this lol. Like try pronouncing “I don’t” without the “d.” Or mumbling “I don’t know.” That is “ion.” It’s not anything special it sounds just like what it is y’all.

    Delenn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I am spanish and english is not my native language so sometimes I do not know slang, acronym and similar.

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    ssj broly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ion is an atom or molecule with a net electrical charge. The charge of an electron is considered to be negative by convention and this charge is equal and opposite to the charge of a proton, which is considered to be positive by convention.

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    Bexxxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke about Ariana Grande blackfishing

    Pigeonvonbirb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mb because her hair is up in a high pony? Her forehead? Idk either

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the majority of these, I'm somehow way more Black than I ever knew, which is fine but dang the memo came late

    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes i mean apparently pale with a bright red rash qualifies as black!

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the whole time I've secretly been an albino black person because i f****n love calamari.

    Me Oh My (He/They)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also not a black people thing? Calamari is good as hell, if it's good quality squid.